>be me
>boy friend wants to go camping and stargazing for our anniversary
>we get a campsite at a state park
>its a wonderful night, no clouds, the stars are beautiful
>end the night with hours of say gex
>wake up in the morning to shit and shower
>leaving the latrine i hear rustling behind me, maybe it's another camper
>turn around and see a black bear bout 15ft away from me,looks to be about 375lbs
>reach for my gun,realize i left my gun and my bear mace at the campsite
>think i'm dead when autism kicks in
>remember some brainrot tiktok boyfriend sent me about freddy fazbear
>do and yell the tiktok outloud
>bear turns back
>get back to campsite and promptly forget
>remember once we leave and get home

>>2829377 (OP)
> HEY GUYS, LOOK OVER HERE! I'M GAY!

What does this mean? OP is actually a faggot?

>>2829390
Always the case

>>2829392
Yeah, many such cases

>>>/lgbt/

>>2829377 (OP)
FAKE AND literally GAY. Bear in this story is actually OP’s dick wallet.

Wow black bears aren't aggressive, what a strange and miraculous fact that isn't already well-known.

>>2829377 (OP)
This nigger actually reached for his gun over a fucking black bear.

What a pussy.

>the bear after hearing these faggots all night being drawn to the scent of astroglide