Thread 2834550

Good day folks.
I'm just wondering, have any of you made any preparation for being homeless.
With the upcoming jewish-engineered recession, I expect more people will be homeless in the coming years.
Couldn't have happened to us naturally, but what if it does?
What have you prepared?
What kind of homeless do you plan to be?
Trailer park homeless?
Vagabond homeless?
Motorbike homeless?
Innawoods homeless?
Begpacker homeless?
Urban begging homeless?

What will you need to be one? What do you have prepared? what have you planned?

Tell us your grand plan so we all can be successfully homeless.

Picrel is a decorational video of a homeless Hamaschad performing absolute act of valor to fry evil jews of zion.

>>2834550 (OP)
I would unironically kill myself if I ever became that much of a fucking loser

>>2834550 (OP)
From the looks of it urban beggar homeless must so absolutely suck and all other viable alternatives should be superior.
I suspect the alternatives are not viable. At least not without an upfront investment as OP suggests or a steady stream of a little money.
Otherwise no one would be doing that. Sleeping in the city, in the dirt and all that.
>inb4 I know a guy innawoods.
Yes I know there is some guys innawoods. They are exceptional.

>>2834550 (OP)
just get a part time job and clean up your room and your mom probably won't throw you out.

>>2834631
I'm not.
But preparing mentally for any possibilities put my mind at ease.
Nobody knows what the future holds.
Kings can falls from their thrones.

I just want to cover all the bases.
If anything happen, I think I'd be motorbike hobo I guess.
Cheap fuel and maintenance. Able to change location often. Can camp anywhere, even innawoods. And able to get around if I want to re-find a job later.
Maybe gave some chicks a ride like a knight in golden armor.

>>2834550 (OP)
go to your nearest mental hospital
and tell them all this shit. You will be diagnosed with schizophrenia and can proceed to collect ssi. you can then do whatever you feel like doing after whether it be living in some cheapo apartment to wandering the woods.

>>2834638
If you're talking about the funds, nah, no need. I don't want ZOG money.
I already have everything I need (to live frugally), never beg a thing from gubmint, or planned to.
But, in case things went south, I guess I'll just pack up and leave with all the money out of the grid. Always on the move on my trusty bike, slowly seeing the world.

>>2834631
I think the reason this hits so hard is because the people that this doesn't apply to, are the ones that are too busy going outside and doing the damn thing, to post here. Only the larpers and whiners post here, and this image hits every time.

>>2834636
idle escapist fantasizing isn't doesn't count as planning for the future son.

>>2834550 (OP)
i bought cheap land in the ozarks and built a small house on it. my property taxes are $51/yr.

>>2834648
Hey, what a coincidence.
My dad has a piece of land innawoods. With river/creeks.
He doesn't go there anymore recently because he doesn't want to go alone.
So I just resurrected the old jeep so we can go together from time to time.
Not building anything yet though.
But if SHTF big time and being a motorbike hobo is not safe, I'd go there and camp out I guess.

>>2834636
>any possibilities
>so I should rely on a functioning petrochemical industry
KEK

>>2834699
It's more like a 3-Tier solution anon.

Tier 0 - Nothing happen. Bike and innawoods occasionally as a hobby, land maintenance, etc.

Tier 1 - Personal impending financial crisis. Solution: Motorbike hobo. Escape before completely bankrupt. Be comfy and take it easy before starting anew.

Tier 2 - National collapse/crises. Civil war style. Solution: Weather it for a couple of years innawoods with prepped food and solar. Then re-emerge as regional overlord.

Tier 3 - Armageddon. Solution: Repent and thank God that I'm not born a pajeet or pajew.