← Home ← Back to /out/

Thread 2836215

4 posts 2 images /out/
Anonymous No.2836215 [Report] >>2836246 >>2836247
I only find the energy to go hiking if I haven't ejaculated for multiple days prior, but as soon as I've started walking through the woods and hills alone and unbothered, my eyes start scanning for chill places to jerk off. Why does the breeze on my bare skin make it feel so much better? I don't even need hardcore pornography to scoot, but afterwards all I want to do is go back home and sleep.
Anonymous No.2836236 [Report]
I don't think your problem has anything to do with hiking or the outdoors.
Anonymous No.2836246 [Report]
>>2836215 (OP)
You are a chronic masturbator
Anonymous No.2836247 [Report]
>>2836215 (OP)
You are what Gen Z calls a "coombrain" or a "gooner"; you are so addicted to porn and jerking off that it is negatively affecting your ability to do something as simple as going outside. I'm going to guess that you feel like you don't have the energy for long hikes and are unable to backpack anywhere.