Thread 2848622

I'm from Texas, born and raised, and I think you're all batshit insane for going out into subzero temperatures to go camping. What's the fucking point? How is that enjoyable? Follow the birds and go south for the winter, there's plenty more nature /out/ there you haven't seen yet, and it's not covered in a foot of snow so you can actually enjoy it. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Free meat locker

Bear season ends a month before deer rifle starts, retard. They’re all hibernating. Only thing you gotta watch for is moose

>>2848630
Yeah, I'm retarded for being a Texan who doesn't have bear hibernation schedules memorized. But you're a faggot because you get mad at jokes.

>>2848635
I don't think he got mad at your joke. I think you're just a sensitive faggot who is unable to tolerate the cold.

>>2848638
Able, yes. Willing, no. While you're hiding from nature in your sleeping bag and tent because that's what's necessary for your survival in that weather, I'm sitting comfortably by a campfire roasting my dinner and drinking beer. You could be too if you just get in your car and drive.

Homie lives in Austin and made it /out/ to his apartment complex rooftop patio

WEEEEE

>>2848622 (OP)
It must suck being a Mexican.

>>2848622 (OP)
Typical soft texan faggot, enjoy your beaners.

>>2848630
>They’re all hibernating.
not in the northern rockies. bear feast on gut piles and dont hibernate until december

>>2848635
>Yeah, I'm retarded for being a Texan
Yes

>>2848660
Don't you go bringing facts and sense into this mudslinging.
>>2848658
I honestly think all you northern faggots are soft because you can't handle heat or humidity at all, you literally faint like a scared goat.

>>2848668
you've clearly never been to the northeast if you think it doesn't get hot and humid here. we just don't live in a shithole desert there is water around.

>>2848668
Texas is absolutely perfect and the rest of the country is a woke shithole with nothing to offer. Stay there.

If you want to kill a texan make them walk up a hill

t. Ski patroller thats treated thousands of Texans for altitude sickness

>>2848678
Fucking kek

>>2848622 (OP)
Thank god I live in the Democratic People's Republic of California. Feels good to still be able to wear shorts

>>2848673
>Texas is a desert
You don't get /out/ much
>>2848678
It's funny that you think of those soft ass city boys who take ski trips as vacations as representative of the Texas populace. If you live in a city then it really doesn't matter what state you live in, you all have the same generic globalist culture as far as I'm concerned. A faggot from Dallas is no different than a faggot from New York City or Seattle.

>>2848676
This, but unironically.

>>2848668
Stay in Texas then, thanks.

>>2848622 (OP)
I'm not experienced enough to do sub-zero in a remote place, not without unforeseen discomfort at the very least. But I camp in winter when it's cold, when you see your own breath in the dark, and I like it. There's something excellent about getting a stove tent set up, with a stock of firemaking wood next to the burner. Once I've got it all arranged and the water is boiling on the top there, I will sit down and drink a cup of tea in absolute peace.

>>2848725
That sounds nice.
I went "camping" at the Texas Renaissance Festival last weekend and it was more than cold enough to see your breath. There ain't a point to having a fire if it's not at least a little bit cold.

>>2848622 (OP)
I'm Scandinavian, I was born under a frozen lake. I clean my teeth with my war axe and fuck moose pussy.

>>2848691
I'm exaggerating to shit on your state, go out and get killed by a feral hog.

>>2848622 (OP)
You are weak.

>>2848754
Out of the 141 pictures in the last /out/ing thread, only 6 have any snow or ice at all. You're all a bunch of pussies and your opinions are just queefs.

>>2848826
K

>>2848826
Mans just flexed on the whole ass board

>>2848826
Its almost like it was just autumn and before that summer and spring

>>2848691
Shut up Hank Hill

>>2848741
Your sister is ugly but I wouldn't call her a moose.

>>2848826
ironically animefags are the only ones on /out/ who go outside >>2848380

>>2848627
>>2848628
kek

>>2848622 (OP)
The cold keeps the bad people away. It's also very quiet and serene. It's like the Chronicles of Narnia.

>>2848628
They're hibernating, Anon.

>>2848642
You've got a dress for success. Wear fur and wool, you'll be fine. I don't know who but there's this old 70 year old bushcrafter YouTube dude that lives outside in Alaska all year around. I watched a video years ago of him boiling a pot of coffee in the middle of winter, it was cozy.

The cold can really be killer, but I also saw a nudist documentary about people in Lapland that were running around in the arcit circle butt naked so that always makes me feel like I just need to power through it.

>>2849144
Don't talk shit about my sister, she's the most beautiful moose in the world.