Considering suicide - /pol/ (#507019943) [Archived: 1235 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:33:31 PM No.507019943
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I have a condition that is unknown to the medical community and there is no cure. I've had tests and blah blah blah, it can't be solved. Because of this I'm considering suicide. It would be cool to make this fun. It would be cool to make myself useful. Any suggestions?
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Anonymous ID: RRWqPJ/RUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:37:18 PM No.507020232
>>507019943 (OP)
Are you vaxed?
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Anonymous ID: 1x2PpoFRUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:38:33 PM No.507020338
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>>507019943 (OP)
Do not do it anon. Seek Christ before your death. Confess your sins and be forgiven.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:38:53 PM No.507020367
>>507020232
Nope just can't poop any more, hilarious medical condition but it makes everything else in life suck too because of the implications. It's been 4 months and the meds have pretty much stopped working. I'd like to say I still care but I'm one foot out the door.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:39:23 PM No.507020406
>>507020338
Fuck your jewish god
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Anonymous ID: 9uYs9veJUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:41:47 PM No.507020600
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>>507020338
I think it needs to be the other way around...God needs to explain this mans needless suffering. Fuck Gods ego/vanity here...explain to the lad wtf is going on and the purpose of designed suffering.
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Anonymous ID: 1x2PpoFRUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:42:24 PM No.507020656
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>>507020406
You will burn kike
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Anonymous ID: nbyKyezbNew Zealand
6/11/2025, 7:43:15 PM No.507020735
Jesus can heal you. Jesus starts where doctors end. Jesus is the answer. Check out awmi healing. It's real.
Anonymous ID: 1x2PpoFRUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:44:11 PM No.507020820
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>>507020600
>(you) questioning the creator of the unverse and his motivations
Lol, lmao
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Anonymous ID: A3lamyDLUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:45:31 PM No.507020938
>>507019943 (OP)
check the end of life choices in your state


https://endoflifechoicesca.org/
Anonymous ID: nbyKyezbNew Zealand
6/11/2025, 7:45:43 PM No.507020952
>>507020600
God doesn't need to explain anything. Hell was always the destination.
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:46:21 PM No.507021000
>>507020656
I literally just said fuck your JEWISH god.
>>507020600
Well anon that would take the mystery out of life and then I wouldn't be suffering any more and god just can't have that
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Anonymous ID: 1x2PpoFRUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:50:43 PM No.507021336
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>>507021000
Yes i understand what you said. Its exactly what a kike would say. Either way you will burn.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:52:13 PM No.507021448
>>507021336
If i was jewish don't you think I'd have a jewish doctor that would solve it for me? Also I'm pretty sure jews don't come onto 4chan asking what the best way to commit suicide is because jews don't generally commit suicide.
Anonymous ID: EdJR4pGcNorway
6/11/2025, 7:52:17 PM No.507021453
>>507019943 (OP)
Ah the good old highway to hell. Hadith mentions that the method you kill yourself with will be experienced again and again for eternity in hell. So find a interesting one.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:53:12 PM No.507021530
>>507021453
So mass shooters are just mass shooting forever? That's pretty fucking cool man.
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Anonymous ID: LQmAN6Q0Canada
6/11/2025, 7:55:08 PM No.507021698
>>507021453
a box full of viagra and bunch of teen hookers?
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:56:31 PM No.507021809
>>507021698
Im thinking more violence but I see what you're saying, it's just it doesn't really accomplish anything.
Anonymous ID: pDIcwfo6Sweden
6/11/2025, 7:57:43 PM No.507021909
>>507019943 (OP)
>Any suggestions?
Why do a reverse-Greta and start some sort of mass protest? Perhaps bring the JQ to the table publicly?

You are already a dead man walking, they cant harm you.

Or, if you want to have a bit of fun:
1. Go to a public bridge or high spot.
2. Tie a steel wire around your nec and fasten it properly.
3. Superglue your hands to your head and wait for it to settle.
4. Jump

You will be found decapitated holding your head in your hands - it will be very funny.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 7:59:44 PM No.507022073
>>507021909
That's funny but you and I both know there are ways that actually accomplish something. I have an idea with some knowledge about individuals that other people cannot get ahold of and therefore cannot act on. Those individuals are in close proximity to me, however, i want suggestions.
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Anonymous ID: neb7o/MrUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:00:04 PM No.507022105
>>507019943 (OP)
1 John 2:15-17

Exodus 20:13
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:00:49 PM No.507022174
>>507022105
Fuckoff shit hat i didn't ask about the torah
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Anonymous ID: Pfh87yuZSouth Africa
6/11/2025, 8:01:21 PM No.507022211
>>507020367
Where does all your food go?
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Anonymous ID: neb7o/MrUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:03:00 PM No.507022328
>>507022174
listen to 5 minutes of this

if you dont you are scared

Isaiah 41:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt4rWLVAW5g
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Anonymous ID: pDIcwfo6Sweden
6/11/2025, 8:06:15 PM No.507022536
>>507022073
Ah, spicy info?


Only other thing I could come up with if I was in your shoes, would be to go full viligante. Learn to use weapons, aquire said weapons and then stroll around at night waiting for people to try and rob me and greet them with a bullet to their face. Also, recording it on video and upload for degens to watch.

You would cleanse the streets of vermin and overall reduce the suffering of people. Obviously, this would only work if you live in, or near, a big city.
Anonymous ID: tYt5k0B5United States
6/11/2025, 8:09:07 PM No.507022719
>>507019943 (OP)
If it's unknown to medicine then how do you know it's incurable?
Anonymous ID: 9uYs9veJUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:09:26 PM No.507022741
>>507020820
Again, such a pompous take. The level entitlement makes me think God is a woman
Anonymous ID: EDCLvP9sUnited Kingdom
6/11/2025, 8:10:00 PM No.507022787
>>507019943 (OP)

French Foreign Legion.
At least you would have some stories.
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Anonymous ID: X2xSP7ZqSpain
6/11/2025, 8:10:54 PM No.507022867
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>>507019943 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous ID: MBo8tdM1United States
6/11/2025, 8:10:55 PM No.507022870
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>>507019943 (OP)
>Any suggestions?
praise the sun couldn't hurt.
Anonymous ID: QQx4yuUPUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:11:33 PM No.507022909
>>507020406
You believe jews about the Lord, so you will never poop again.
Anonymous ID: tYt5k0B5United States
6/11/2025, 8:12:11 PM No.507022954
>>507021698
Satan loves a good joke so probably if you went out like that you would just walk around hell with the worst, aching hard-on you've ever had, with super sexy succubi leering and grabbing at you, but every time you go to fuck one your dick would deflate like a balloon animal
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Anonymous ID: LQmAN6Q0Canada
6/11/2025, 8:13:12 PM No.507023034
>>507022954
lol
Anonymous ID: 2YOOJ70xNorway
6/11/2025, 8:14:23 PM No.507023134
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>>507019943 (OP)
Shoot a jewish celebrity lol
Anonymous ID: nbyKyezbNew Zealand
6/11/2025, 8:14:39 PM No.507023152
>>507022328
He is committed to this path. He rejects the truth. You have to understand these people are all programmed to reject God from a young age. The only truth in this life is obscured intentionally. I am entering the spirit now to fight for his soul. He needs help. Join with me brother. Let's not allow Satan a victory on this one. Whatever is bound on earth. Whatever is asked in my name. Let's have faith for him.
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Anonymous ID: pDIcwfo6Sweden
6/11/2025, 8:15:06 PM No.507023182
>>507022954
Ultimate edging
Anonymous ID: W4Slyj/4United Kingdom
6/11/2025, 8:16:03 PM No.507023262
>>507020367
>Nope just can't poop any more
explain
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Anonymous ID: okgDW8dMUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:16:32 PM No.507023287
>>507020367
Why dont you scoop it out with a spoon?
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:18:14 PM No.507023417
>>507022211
With laxatives it still comes out in small bits over the course of the day which makes my asshole extremely raw at all times. The laxatives have largely stopped working over the last few weeks and I simply don't care any more.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:18:57 PM No.507023470
>>507023262
I literally cannot poop i feel like I have to poop all day and largely cannot. If I do it's little buts and I get no relief.
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Anonymous ID: P2+aV8sEUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:21:06 PM No.507023634
>>507020367
have you tried eating prunes? Try eating prunes and drinking prune juice
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Anonymous ID: neb7o/MrUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:23:24 PM No.507023812
>>507023152
thanks, this is a nice post
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:23:26 PM No.507023816
>>507023634
Nigger I've had a colonocsopy MRI MRE and seen a pelvic floor specialist. You don't think I tried fucking prunes? It's been 4 months lmao.
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Anonymous ID: pDIcwfo6Sweden
6/11/2025, 8:24:57 PM No.507023933
>>507023470
Fuck man what a shit hand you were dealt

I will cross my fingers for you that somehow your body repairs itself
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:28:39 PM No.507024226
>>507023933
Checked, thanks bro. Cross your fingers for good aim as well please.
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Anonymous ID: 2u2mU2lQUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:29:09 PM No.507024268
>>507019943 (OP)
Idk maybe some miracle will happen anon. Try to enjoy life though with however you can. I thought about killing self before but those feelings are temporary. I havnt been diagnosed or had it as bad as others but dude please rethink it. Theres a lot of fun stuff to do that you wouldnt be able to if youre dead.
Anonymous ID: d3HFf3gX
6/11/2025, 8:30:33 PM No.507024373
>>507023470
Anon fasting is a cure all. You can't poop out anything if you don't eat and Autophagy will full reset your system after 36 hours.
Anonymous ID: XOfcVJ0LCanada
6/11/2025, 8:31:18 PM No.507024421
>>507020820
>god: lol lmao let's prevent this guy from pooping that would be lit fr
>you: wow omg heckin based
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Anonymous ID: EdJR4pGcNorway
6/11/2025, 8:34:45 PM No.507024691
>>507021530
Nobody has ever killed themselves with mass shootings. They kill themselves.

>>507021698
Might be an option although I don't think viagra overdose is particularly comfy way to go.
Anonymous ID: P2+aV8sEUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:36:44 PM No.507024852
>>507024421
maybe god wants him to eat prunes
I think you need to eliminate everything from your diet except prunes and prune juice, then slowly work your way back until you find out whats causing your problems.
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Anonymous ID: mGQg++VcUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:36:45 PM No.507024853
>>507019943 (OP)
>I can't poop
...uh.. you're gonna kill yourself because you don't want a colostomy bag? I mean I think it's weird too but lol wtf
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:42:31 PM No.507025314
>>507024853
Im in my early 30s.... I really shouldn't need one but the doc is being cagey about it, probably because I shouldn't need a colostomy bag at my age.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:44:14 PM No.507025443
>>507024852
I barely ate for a week before they gave me the medicine. Now it's back to baby food. This life ain't worth it man.
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Anonymous ID: eHaQHUaXUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:44:51 PM No.507025505
>>507019943 (OP)
>Suggestions
Seth Rogan, now that would be funny!
Anonymous ID: 3TrD8mW9Austria
6/11/2025, 8:45:39 PM No.507025561
>>507019943 (OP)
if you die thats it... if you live you can find cure for your condition and others that have it.
You are not the only one with your condition whatever it may be, its statistically just not a thing
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:46:40 PM No.507025640
>>507025561
I kind of want to die to be honest.
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Anonymous ID: h+qx/Vi6United States
6/11/2025, 8:47:13 PM No.507025689
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Do not commit suicide, submit to God.
Anonymous ID: eHaQHUaXUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:47:32 PM No.507025708
>>507025640
If you die, they win
Anonymous ID: dGAtBeyHUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:48:22 PM No.507025785
>>507025640
Self sacrifice, find a person getting mauled by a bear or kid about to get hit by a car and sacrifice your lives for theirs if you really can't be talked out of death just because you're going to have to shit in a bag kek
Anonymous ID: NE3RPUL3New Zealand
6/11/2025, 8:48:25 PM No.507025786
>>507019943 (OP)
Just cure yourself. Tell us details, you're going to kys anyway
Anonymous ID: K2nPefYsUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:49:09 PM No.507025851
>>507019943 (OP)
Aladdin in Wenatchee, I expect the FBI to show up for posting this. I also have a nuclear device in my anus in case of detainment.
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Anonymous ID: Jub3vTxdUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:50:51 PM No.507025985
>>507024226
Where will we be with out all your SHITposting.
> pun intended.

Have you tried psyllium husks? Do you fart in the morning? My morning farts are so voluminous, my kid wandered into our bedroom one morning, said "What's that smell" and noped the fuck out. It really did smell bad.
Iranian ID: twGslq2c
6/11/2025, 8:50:56 PM No.507025991
>>507021453
>Hadith mentions
Really doubt you Abdols could have penetrated into Norway...it's got to be the VPN
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Anonymous ID: mGQg++VcUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:52:25 PM No.507026112
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>>507025314
Omg you can't fucking poop find a different doctor you NEED a colostomy bag why are you being so fucking spineless. You should be outraged that IS the only solution if they can't fucking figure it out. Say what needs to be said instead of moping and drinking dish soap with your car turned on in the garage. Good fucking god dude what the FUCK. You managed to meander /pol/ for who knows how long and this impartial fucking baby bitch "oooo i gonna go quietly" shit because you can't stand up for your own health is stupid. You don't NEED your assigned doctor, you CAN ask for another one. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD.

MEDITATE. FAGGOT.
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Anonymous ID: NE3RPUL3New Zealand
6/11/2025, 8:52:45 PM No.507026138
>>507025443
Doctors don't want to cure you. Some women make a funnel and tube and pour coffee up their ass, that makes them shit. Doctors don't know stuff like that
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Iranian ID: twGslq2c
6/11/2025, 8:52:51 PM No.507026149
>>507019943 (OP)
Sorry brother for your condition.
Maybe a daft question, but have you tried alternative medicine methods like Chinese?
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:52:56 PM No.507026158
>>507025851
I literally do not care.
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Anonymous ID: PjLyfOA0Canada
6/11/2025, 8:54:29 PM No.507026279
>>507019943 (OP)
That sounds like a severe obstruction. Try a salt flush.

Basically making water the same specific salt gravity as sea water and drinking a liter of it. Or at least 500 mls.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:55:03 PM No.507026320
>>507026112
I did get a different doc and he's the best one I've had so far. I said the opposite of wanting to go quietly. You cags think there is a cure. Im on with the bag but I have to be able to afford the operation first. But that's pretty much a sure way to never get laid again.
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Anonymous ID: DqRjylFDBelgium
6/11/2025, 8:55:43 PM No.507026377
>>507022787
This.
I might enlist there if shit hits the fan for me lol. And if I would survive, well as you said, I'd have some cool stories.
Anonymous ID: mGQg++VcUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:55:51 PM No.507026389
>>507026279
ah yes he should home remedy like being stranded on a pirate ship with no water that sounds really smart anon im gonna try it to for general health right now!
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Anonymous ID: DqRjylFDBelgium
6/11/2025, 8:56:15 PM No.507026426
>>507023152
Amen brother.
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 8:56:52 PM No.507026471
>>507026279
Again i Had a colonocsopy that went a little into the large intestine and they found nothing but a few polyps they removed. They have no idea why my shitter is behaving this way. The pelvic floor foc even told me it's possible that its all in my head, but also she's a woman.
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Iranian ID: twGslq2c
6/11/2025, 8:58:15 PM No.507026590
>>507023152
Sorry bro, your "god" feels unholy to me.
Your god, the god of the old testament?
If one is opposed to Islam, he should be opposed to Chrisitanity/Judaism too
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Anonymous ID: PjLyfOA0Canada
6/11/2025, 9:01:29 PM No.507026847
>>507026389
It empties you out. All the water goes out the other end. Can't absorb it.
Anonymous ID: mGQg++VcUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:02:17 PM No.507026916
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>>507026320
>muh dick
>250 to 600 dollars a year 80% covered by insurance is too much
Well the financial part I am not sure how to comment but the muh-dick shit is a total fucking eyeroll, enough to make me reiterate what was already said and depart. Your dumb choice. Life is pain, pain only makes me angry not fucking wanting to die. Everything ELSE around me makes me want to die but I am not going to let it because I HAVE SHIT TO DO.

fucking take hitler's advice. if you want to fight in this world then fight, if you don't than just fucking die already. Good grief why even slather your shit on /pol/ if you don't give a shit, cuz you do. CUZ MOST PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DIE, WANT TO DIE BECAUSE THEY IRONICALLY WANT TO LIVE. Meditate and figure it the fuck out you already know people said important things in this thread.
Iranian ID: twGslq2c
6/11/2025, 9:03:29 PM No.507027024
>>507026471
Can you try a suggestion like right now? Try Celery juice and report back in 30 minutes. Either buy/blend it yourself or order it from some healthy take-out shop.
(I'm assuming you're not particularly allergic to celery)
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Iranian ID: twGslq2c
6/11/2025, 9:06:17 PM No.507027247
>>507027024
>(I'm assuming you're not particularly allergic to celery)
also note whether celery interferes with your medications
Anonymous ID: K2nPefYsUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:06:34 PM No.507027265
>>507026158
Cool, see you on the news, that is if you don't bitch out.
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Anonymous ID: ymLhfbmgCanada
6/11/2025, 9:08:24 PM No.507027414
>>507023417
Sounds like IBS. Eat oatmeal with fruits for breakfast, avoid any milk or wheat. There's also the low fodmap diet for IBS with a list of food to avoid.
Anonymous ID: T0osuK6GIreland
6/11/2025, 9:11:11 PM No.507027669
>>507019943 (OP)
Kill yourself. Seriously I’m sick you boring annoying unloveable men whining about wanting to kill they self. JUST FUCKING DO IT NOBODY CARES PEOPLE DONT HAVE TIME TO WASTE BABYSITTING YOU STUPID SUBHUMANS WASTES
Anonymous ID: PjLyfOA0Canada
6/11/2025, 9:11:59 PM No.507027745
>>507019943 (OP)
Real-Life Cases of Severe Constipation in Men

Case 1: Pelvic Floor Dysfunction Misdiagnosed as Constipation

Background: A 30-year-old man (let’s call him Darnell) suffered years of chronic constipation with an incessant urge to empty his bowels but little success. His problems culminated during a European vacation, where he went nine days without a bowel movement or urination
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. In desperation, he took magnesium citrate, which produced only partial bowel movements. By the time he returned home (two months later), he required a catheter to empty his bladder and was taking twice-daily Miralax (laxative) and Citrucel (fiber) just to pass small amounts of stool with great straining
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. Despite these measures, he still felt significant difficulty emptying his bowels, always feeling like stool was “stuck” and the urge unrelieved
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Diagnosis: After extensive tests (colonoscopy, defecography, etc.), doctors discovered that Darnell’s issue was not simple constipation but a pelvic floor dysfunction. When he tried to bear down to defecate, his pelvic muscles contracted instead of relaxed – a paradoxical reflex that meant he was essentially closing off his rectum when he thought he was opening it
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. This caused intense straining with little or no result. Contributing factors included years of improper breathing (holding his breath while straining) and residual effects of radiation treatment for anal cancer a decade prior, which left stiffened tissues in his pelvis
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Anonymous ID: PjLyfOA0Canada
6/11/2025, 9:14:52 PM No.507027985
>>507027745
>>507019943 (OP)
Did a deep research into severe constipation resolution, check out this pastebin for several cases:

https://pastebin.com/nKy6fK3Q
Anonymous ID: 9dE3lEJJUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:18:19 PM No.507028266
About 5 years ago I adopted an abused dog. I have possibly shown this animal more love than I have any other living thing, and only recently realize this thing doesn't even like me. In fact it seems to not even want to be around me at all. This sums up my entire life. Just run the fucking clock out like a man you pussy.
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Anonymous ID: gpc+n7dRUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:20:04 PM No.507028412
>>507019943 (OP)
But if you kill yourself think of all the Marvel movies you'll miss... and of the sweet collectable funco pops that will go buy without getting them. What about the misadventures of Rick and Morty? Dont do it.
Anonymous ID: mGQg++VcUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:23:05 PM No.507028686
>>507028266
Must be because it's an abused animal afuckingnon.
Anonymous ID: rWE/Vji6United States
6/11/2025, 9:31:43 PM No.507029372
>>507020367
Magnesium.
Enema.
Umm do you eat??
Eat oatmeal.
Anonymous ID: tFCkOHb0United States
6/11/2025, 9:34:11 PM No.507029558
>>507019943 (OP)
Hang in there, my dude
It might seem tough, but you gotta keep fighting.

This seems like an odd medical situation. I've had similar before though.

Try fasting
Try enemas
Try all sorts of laxitives
And make sure to get a second medical opinion
Anonymous ID: 3mPBzxOmUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:35:48 PM No.507029689
>>507020367
We need to study you for science, to bioengineer a bio weapon to release over India.
Anonymous ID: 8HAUN0fKUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:36:42 PM No.507029775
>>507019943 (OP)
start with weed, make your way to ayuahuasca
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:37:52 PM No.507029885
>>507027265
Based
Anonymous ID: /Ax1Aos9Italy
6/11/2025, 9:39:15 PM No.507029994
>i can't poop
Im not even ironic, does that mean that you are full of shit?
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Anonymous ID: LZQaGq8tUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:39:22 PM No.507030001
>>507020367
It is physically impossible to not be able to poop anymore. You might need medication or even a colostomy but there is not way to just stop pooping.
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Anonymous ID: E2NlPf9zUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:40:30 PM No.507030084
Just do heroin
Anonymous ID: gKJLV8QV
6/11/2025, 9:42:35 PM No.507030247
>>507019943 (OP)
Don’t kill yourself. At least don’t die without killing at least a jew.
Anonymous ID: Orc/awmMUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:42:56 PM No.507030270
No don't do it, but I do encourage you to take dangerous hobbies...if you die you'll get your wish and it'll look like an accident, if you don't die you'll get major endorphin rushes and proly wont want to gank yourself anymore, get a skateboard, they're cheap, start bombing hills
Anonymous ID: I/bt52vVUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:46:16 PM No.507030566
>>507029775
Fuck that. He’s dying. Shoot heroin in the biggest veins in your arm OP. You’ll thank me later. It’s how I wanna go when it’s my time
Anonymous ID: t6HoODCnUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:51:09 PM No.507030987
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>>507019943 (OP)
>Any suggestions?
Get right with the Lord, Anon. We are in hell; so make your peace with God and find a way to pass what time you have left. Be kind to children and animals.
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:55:37 PM No.507031364
>>507029994
Yes.
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Anonymous ID: Mn7mdBI9Ireland
6/11/2025, 9:56:23 PM No.507031431
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>>507019943 (OP)
>>507023816
>I have a condition that is unknown to the medical community
practically everything is unknown to the medical community. by the 80s they were still insisting that no bacteria could live in the gut and that gastric ulcers weren't caused by bacteria, even when researchers point blank proved it by ingesting that bacteria.
we're currently in the safe and effective, winter vagina, children always died suddenly era.
>Nigger I've had a colonocsopy MRI MRE and seen a pelvic floor specialist
this is like telling us you had a shaman dance around you going ooga booga
STOP relying on doctors as if they fucking know anything, I understand they're your only real way of getting clean cameras and scalpels shoved inside you but stop believing they are an authority on anything beyond that

see if anything in this vid helps. he's also got some site with expensive bespoke treatment stuff.
https://rumble.com/v3tlmeg-november-4-2023.html
Anonymous ID: BeJgstiuUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:57:05 PM No.507031497
Attention seeking post from a brown scammer from /biz/
Vague nonsense and multiple samefagging bumps.
Anonymous ID: kU3Uoux6Denmark
6/11/2025, 9:57:27 PM No.507031524
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>>507019943 (OP)
Try dry fasting
https://www.bitchute.com/video/a64upC8jqpv3
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:57:38 PM No.507031545
>>507030001
Like I said I can poop little tiny bits throughout the course of the day none of that makes a difference in the pain/implications throughout other aspects of life. Cant eat cuz uncomfortable, can't sleep coz uncomfortable. It just gets worse abd spreads from there with the implications. So really it ends up being something that fucks up your whole experience.
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Anonymous ID: BeJgstiuUnited States
6/11/2025, 9:58:48 PM No.507031634
>>507031545
Go back to /biz/ knife pajeet.
Stop replying he's a beggar for over 4 years here.
Anonymous ID: /e6d3apKUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:05:24 PM No.507032146
>>507020367
Apple juice and grape juice give me explosive diarrhea
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Anonymous ID: kU3Uoux6Denmark
6/11/2025, 10:15:27 PM No.507032896
>>507031364
Also try this before you give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0I4_xf7Aiw
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Anonymous ID: ymLhfbmgCanada
6/11/2025, 10:16:58 PM No.507033015
>>507032146
This really sounds like IBS. Both apples and grapes are on the bad list.
Anonymous ID: neb7o/MrUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:17:04 PM No.507033022
>>507026590
Matthew 7:15-20
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:17:50 PM No.507033085
>>507032896
I literally had the pelvic floor doc tell me something extremely similar. Also now glories know who I am if they didn't before because i stupidly clicked that link. Oh well, like I said I don't really care.
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Anonymous ID: 0aJP6+sBAustralia
6/11/2025, 10:22:27 PM No.507033461
>>507023287
Or just shove an empty toilet roll up yo ass so it's permanently gaping. The logs would just fall out.
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:32:53 PM No.507034285
>>507019943 (OP)
Don't do it. Trust in God.

"But whoever drinks of the water that I will give him will never be thirsty again. The water that I will give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life.” John 4:14
Anonymous ID: qf3dimRwUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:33:47 PM No.507034358
Sorry to hear of your plight, anon.

Are you taking ozympic or any other glp1 drugs? Have you tried fasting like anon suggested? Health complicates my usual advice which is this : Ending your life doesn't have to mean killing yourself.

If you remove yourself from your current life you're in effect killing yourself. But you could do this by simply picking up and going somewhere else. Some people do this with zero money at all, and hope for the best. If you're considering ending it, there's really no rock bottom, desu.
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Anonymous ID: hpF1ekrqItaly
6/11/2025, 10:34:13 PM No.507034389
>>507026471
Look into undiagnosed hichsprung disease. My brother had it, same symptoms. Needed urgent surgery after it developed into toxic megacolon.
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Anonymous ID: 0GvPJQ17
6/11/2025, 10:35:05 PM No.507034464
>>507019943 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym8NzSpNeUg

Never rope.
Anonymous ID: dvxSVegmUnited Kingdom
6/11/2025, 10:36:28 PM No.507034583
>>507019943 (OP)
What is it, AIDS 2.0?
Anonymous ID: lo94gljhAustralia
6/11/2025, 10:36:37 PM No.507034591
>>507019943 (OP)
Please just. please just don’t
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:38:13 PM No.507034703
>>507025443
It might be stress. Also lack of water. Get enough fiber, there's 2 types, but DON'T increase ur fibre intake by too much in too little a time or it will back you up maybe for days or weeks while ur body adjusts. Also get EXERCISE to get things moving. Try coffee in the mornings with a breakfast and with water. You should be good to go. Eat a salad, etc a day. GL bro you got this. Prayed for u.
Anonymous ID: nmbJsA/+United States
6/11/2025, 10:38:16 PM No.507034711
do you drink alcohol? How is your diet?
Also do you use enemas?
Anonymous ID: 2tGv8DbsNew Zealand
6/11/2025, 10:40:15 PM No.507034866
>>507019943 (OP)
This is how I feel
I just hate this shit and I don't want to go on
I'm unhealthy and sick all the time both physically and mentally as well and no one will ever truly be able to help
I just want out
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Anonymous ID: h+YBFC2R
6/11/2025, 10:41:43 PM No.507034988
>>507026471
You just have to wait it out, your body will go back to normal if you give it time. I had an issue last year where I had ass pain for 4-5 months and nobody could figure out what it was. It just stopped one day.

If there is no actual medical reason, then it's muscle / something that will get better over time.
Anonymous ID: 766L9lyIUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:42:01 PM No.507035014
>>507023417
Ur allergic to foods. Do carnivore diet it saves people with IBS. YouTube it, all the meat gets absorbed so no poop maybe once a week and just small amount. I’ve been on it a year and a half.
Anonymous ID: ViQu7CpkIreland
6/11/2025, 10:42:20 PM No.507035032
>>507019943 (OP)
It's up to God when you die
Suck it up and do no harm
Everything happens for a reason
You also trigger my liar alert
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:43:07 PM No.507035100
>>507034358
I literally just picked up and left in October. Just did that.
Anonymous ID: AANQbpWbUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:44:51 PM No.507035218
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>>507019943 (OP)
Parasite pill you nigger

Papaya seed black cumin wormwood black walnut hull pumpkin seed clove raw garlic and unironically get high quality coffee squirted up your butt
And stop drinking
Anonymous ID: ViQu7CpkIreland
6/11/2025, 10:44:54 PM No.507035222
>>507020406
ah a lying hidoo idiot
Anonymous ID: Bh0HLyKZUnited States
6/11/2025, 10:46:27 PM No.507035348
follow your dreams even if it kills you
Anonymous ID: G9Yq9lSnAustralia
6/11/2025, 10:46:40 PM No.507035368
>>507019943 (OP)
I was super constipated for about the first 3-4 months of this year, and I genuinely understand what you're going through. Everyone acted like it was just like feeling as though you needed to take a shit, but the toxicity in my bowels felt like my entire body was shutting down. I couldn't exercise, sleep, or focus at work. I even went to a doctor who told me I had anorexia because I was on a 500cal deficit despite being about 18% BF, and said "There just isn't any food going in. You need to eat more".

Either way, here's an over the counter solution which worked for me and could work for you.
>Take a dose of picoprep (sodium picosulfate). This is the bowel preparation stuff that you take before a colonoscopy. It should clear you out, but it might not last.
>After that, take four doses of movicol (macrogol) per day. You can even go higher, but shouldn't need to if the picoprep worked.
>Keep taking four doses of movicol per day, for at least a week or two.
>Then wind back to 3 per day, for another week. Then two, and so on until you eventually wind yourself completely off.
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Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:46:56 PM No.507035385
>>507020656
Jesus was/is a Jew, ethnically (and he grew up in the synagogue). And the Bible says "neither Jew nor Greek nor Scythian nor barbarian but Christ is all and in all". So I want to tell you gently and respectfully that I believe strongly you are in error and sinning by endorsing in your being hate against an ethnic group.
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Anonymous ID: bz4zTxpiPoland
6/11/2025, 10:47:38 PM No.507035434
>>507019943 (OP)
Do something good instead. Start being openly antisemitic. If you really want to die, the jews will kill you, but at least you will propagate the message.
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Anonymous ID: kU3Uoux6Denmark
6/11/2025, 10:48:00 PM No.507035460
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>>507033085
>I literally had the pelvic floor doc tell me something extremely similar.
what I sent you is based on the works of Dr. Ryke Geerd Hamer; he has cured many people of cancer and other conditions with his method. You can find out more from the YouTube channel I sent you. It is not what you think.

I also sent you a BitChute link about dry fasting. It will cure everything.

I’m giving you things you can try that have a substantial chance of reversing your condition, but if you do not wish to recover, I can’t do much for you.
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:50:23 PM No.507035647
>>507021336
You should fear God since you're sinning by promoting racist hatred. God will judge you for that, and me for my own sins.

"“But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you." Luke 27-28
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:51:12 PM No.507035707
>>507021336
luke 6:27-28*
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:52:47 PM No.507035836
>>507035434
"“But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you." Luke 6:27-28
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 10:55:36 PM No.507036034
>>507035368
Don't trust anything this guy or other randoms on the internet tell you. Verify anything especially with a doctor before you try anything you hear from randoms. People have died from taking random advice online with no afterthought.
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Anonymous ID: P3U/qxjlUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:03:06 PM No.507036595
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>>507019943 (OP)
Just wait a few more years and ask an AI to diagnose you. Human doctors are beyond worthless. There is hope in the near future, anon. You might even have some luck trying it now.
Anonymous ID: J1YVmV/1Switzerland
6/11/2025, 11:08:36 PM No.507037035
>>507019943 (OP)
You don't need an excuse but a reason, and that's between you and your God.
Anonymous ID: oI+Pzy8tUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:14:12 PM No.507037457
>>507020367
I had this issue with my pudendal nerve, it was weeks before I could go poo, but I smoke Marlboro reds and drink Peets Major Dickensons blend now and I shit like a pro now. Also add lentils to your diet, just don't cancel yourself over this.
Anonymous ID: G9Yq9lSnAustralia
6/11/2025, 11:14:36 PM No.507037479
>>507036034
Agreed 100%. Laxatives can actually be really dangerous, because some of them (e.g. senna) can cause dependence. Macrogol and lactulose are pretty safe though, and you can generally use them as much as you need. I'm just passing on advice from my own doctor, but you should present my proposal to them and see what they think.
Anonymous ID: ewWbL3mEUnited Kingdom
6/11/2025, 11:15:38 PM No.507037568
>>507036034
Completely incorrect and I'm about to take six vitamin K2 pills per day to prove it lmfao
Anonymous ID: Mn7mdBI9Ireland
6/11/2025, 11:19:40 PM No.507037876
>>507036034
>fucking leaf from a hellhole where iatrogenic death and literal euthanasia are leading causes of death is warning against doing anything except trusting doctors
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Anonymous ID: hzavvHMNGermany
6/11/2025, 11:21:49 PM No.507038070
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>>507023470
Drink german beer for one week straight, no food, no other stuff just beer brewed by the german reinheitsgebot! And you will have fluffy, cow dung like shit! Beer alone keeps you more than alive! Make the german beer diet and shit like a pajeet!
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Anonymous ID: IbCGw6R2United States
6/11/2025, 11:22:08 PM No.507038100
>>507020367
Have your colon removed
Anonymous ID: CKCzDuMbUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:22:25 PM No.507038132
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>>507020367
Just stick you finge rup your ass and pull it out gently
>That's what I had to do after eating too many chia seeds at once
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Anonymous ID: sa3zlbV1Ireland
6/11/2025, 11:23:43 PM No.507038238
>>507019943 (OP)
>He needs suggestions
Get the fuck out of here, fed
Anonymous ID: hzavvHMNGermany
6/11/2025, 11:25:14 PM No.507038355
>>507038070
Have to add, you need to drink at least 4 liters of German Helles Bier per day to achieve the shit wonder! Better 6L
Anonymous ID: G9Yq9lSnAustralia
6/11/2025, 11:25:55 PM No.507038414
>>507038132
I tried fingering my ass when I was constipated, but it didn't do anything. Even the suppositories just caused a bit of sad clear liquid to come out.
Other people genuinely can't understand just how horrible that kind of constipation is.
Anonymous ID: SMEL2zSRUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:28:23 PM No.507038608
>>507023816
When you can you can't poop, do you mean you have no solid stool? My friend had that, he got a fecal transplant which isn't a thing your doctor will suggest because it's not "approved" but there are doctors who do it. It worked well for my friend, he thought he was going to die too.
Anonymous ID: fOJPPcDTCanada
6/11/2025, 11:30:53 PM No.507038804
>>507037876
take your pills, leprechaun man
Anonymous ID: QPO4nGcsUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:35:42 PM No.507039174
What's with all these nonstop lies and role-playing christian crap? it's funny if you're trolling, and funnier if you actually believe that crap
Anonymous ID: tyfWE75wAlbania
6/11/2025, 11:36:36 PM No.507039248
All the godfags here are pathetic.
Instead of blaming god for making OP suffer they want you to beg for his mercy?
Absolute cuckold mentality. Weak and pathetic. God is to blame.
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Anonymous ID: 2c+G3KanNorway
6/11/2025, 11:37:58 PM No.507039366
>>507019943 (OP)
>Any suggestions?
Death by papercuts
>live stream the event
>Let the wounds drip onto several canvases
>make blood angles and roll around on them
>sell the result as contemporary art
>give the money away to charities
+Useful and fun (at least for the audience)
-Would hurt and take a very long time
Anonymous ID: Nq74Un1qUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:48:18 PM No.507040176
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>>507019943 (OP)
>>507020367
Extremely high doses of magnesium.
Extremely high doses of vitamin C.
Extremely high doses of Fiber.
(Max doses)
This should get you high tier shitting bowel movements.
Then eat bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. This will solidify your shit so you don't get explosive diarrhea.
Source: I'm a MD with additional nutritional/diet certificates.
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Anonymous ID: k1iWwpNnUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:50:28 PM No.507040358
>>507020338
This is the only answer
Anonymous ID: k1iWwpNnUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:53:25 PM No.507040599
>>507026138
So your choices are live or die and you choose die


What if you're making a mistake, and that mistake cost you your soul?

Does losing your soul beat never getting laid again?
Anonymous ID: lbs9UotIUnited States
6/11/2025, 11:57:14 PM No.507040904
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>>507040176
>>507020367
Also fast for 1 week. This will clear out your system. Just drink water. Also if you think diarrhea would be easier on your ass then eat:
Dairy products, spicy foods, fatty foods.
And fruits, like pineapples, cherries, and grapes, and vegetables, like onions and garlic.
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Anonymous ID: kUP/ELu+United States
6/12/2025, 12:08:32 AM No.507041814
>>507019943 (OP)
Do your own research faggot.
Life is sacred nigger.
Anonymous ID: OjW/K3Z9United States
6/12/2025, 12:13:48 AM No.507042245
>>507019943 (OP)
Take your ass to vietnam and bang a hot prostitute
If You're a poorfag go to chile,bolivia,columbia
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 12:14:19 AM No.507042291
>>507040904
The med I'm taking ensures diarrhea however even that sparsely gets through. Little squints here and there. The poo is liquid, this is not the issue.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 12:16:11 AM No.507042444
>>507038070
I quit drinking over a year ago. The liquidity of the poo is not the issue as when it comes out it's diarrhea.
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Anonymous ID: 8DdTjxZQUnited States
6/12/2025, 12:29:46 AM No.507043476
>>507042444
>>507042291
>>507019943 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53f1gsRUxvY

Hey DumDum,
I got you.

Your intestines' are arrested. Specifically your small intenstine.

You're being poisoned by your own shit.

This will sound silly but the answer is ARTICHOKE EXTRACT and GINGER EXTRACT. BECAUSE .. you are trying to stimulate your BILE production. The bile is antiseptic to the disbiosis in your small intenstine. Which then will cure your large intestine, colon, body, etc. etc. You are in a shit biofeedback loop.

All of the fiber and probiotics in the world will not help you. Aside from maybe a poo poo transplant. If you cant stimulate it with ginger (anticeptic) and artichoke extract(stimulate bile secretion). Maybe you should just eat bile tablets.


EXTRA SCIZZO TAKE: I think it's the same thing that causes ALS too just they are more vulnerable to the brain scarring. But it ORIGINATES from the dismotility in the small intestine. It is a feedbackloop that makes your guts more and more dismotile and in disbiosis.
Anonymous ID: aheEDSm9United States
6/12/2025, 12:52:11 AM No.507045214
Pull a luigi
Anonymous ID: QQx4yuUPUnited States
6/12/2025, 1:15:07 AM No.507047221
>>507035385
Jesus isn’t a jew as no one in the Bible would use that word. They changed Judah and judean to say jew. Please look into this.
Anonymous ID: /O1+rHoE
6/12/2025, 1:16:47 AM No.507047369
>>507019943 (OP)
Kill some jews if it's terminal.
Anonymous ID: H79PigkxUnited States
6/12/2025, 1:25:18 AM No.507048043
>>507019943 (OP)
Eat a shit load of potassium and magnesium
Anonymous ID: LWTz9zLWCanada
6/12/2025, 1:28:27 AM No.507048283
Get a bidet and shoot the jet stream directly into your asshole until your ass fills up with water and then shit it out. Do that three times a day. If that doesn’t work then shoot the water up your ass until you die. Also, if you are not using a bidet with a high power stream of water you disgust me.
Anonymous ID: 4eOO8c35United States
6/12/2025, 1:29:31 AM No.507048364
OP I had a similar case, taking nattokinase helped cure it. I think I had some kind of plaque/biofilm strangulating my intestines and this helped dissolve it. Nattokinase dissolves blood clots as well as bad stuff in your gut.

This nattokinase is best cuz its designed to survive your stomach acid after ingestion
https://www.amazon.com/Liposomal-Nattokinase-Serrapeptase-Enzyme-Supplement/dp/B0D3XMQ922?sr=8-8

I had exact same unknown undiagnosed constipation. Docs were useless and just threw Miralax at me. They put you on linzess? That stuff didnt help and had too many side effects.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 1:30:57 AM No.507048470
>>507048364
Hmmm.... did you by chance use paper plates in the microwave before it started happening? That's actually pretty much it.
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Anonymous ID: 4eOO8c35United States
6/12/2025, 1:36:40 AM No.507048935
>>507048470
Nah never did that, and my condition was a loooong time coming, gradual worsening over like a decade before I even realized it. I can only guess at the cause.

But yeah consider that and also something called Mag07 or Oxy-Powder. It releases oxygen inside your gut the break down caked-on stuff. Only works when on *empty stomach before bed* though, it's really finicky that way
Anonymous ID: 0k/yec9BSwitzerland
6/12/2025, 1:42:48 AM No.507049436
>>507019943 (OP)
Have you ever had Covid? The spike protein is known to be able to fuck up the nervous system. Some people had success with nicotine patches, as nicotine blocks some molecule or neurotransmitter so that the spike protein cannot access it. But I think if you have tried so many things for so many months any medical advise is futile anyway.
If you want to do it the proper way: jump from a height that is bigger than 35 meters (onto solid ground) or shoot yourself into the mouth with a shotgun (buckshot) and with the barrell slightly angled upwards. Don't use a handgun, as there is a chance that you'll miss the brain stem and wake up again to live an even worse life.
Anonymous ID: kAeQGOxeUnited States
6/12/2025, 1:44:11 AM No.507049568
>>507023470
youre full of shit, hehe
drink a bottle of magnesium citrate and you will empty your bowels, 100% guaranteed, retard
Anonymous ID: 9Ufw0RdxCroatia
6/12/2025, 1:45:15 AM No.507049646
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As someone who sometimes almost passes out while taking a shit for half an hour I kinda feel you. What I would suggest you maybe try some things people are telling you here. Some advice is shit but some seems somewhat maybe helpful. So you are constipated all the time? Shit is there its just not coming out? When I am constipated I get a few days where I just don't have the urge to shit and then one day it my colon says "nigger the situation is not ideal but we gotta go bro", I get the urge and I then go to die on toilet and get resurrected. Usually happens because of lack of water intake and if I eat really dry food. When your shit comes out, does it come out in like pebbles? Like really hard pebbles? Genuine question because I get that when I am really constipated.
Anonymous ID: 8HArEnn6United States
6/12/2025, 1:47:43 AM No.507049850
>>507019943 (OP)
Make a bunch of posts on social media saying (person of my choice) threatened to kill me, then shoot yourself with a gun tied to a bunch of balloons that will drift out over the sea and fall in miles away
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Anonymous ID: 7cz7fOq3United States
6/12/2025, 1:53:44 AM No.507050321
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>>507020406
You will be meeting that Jewish God soon after you anhero yourself.
Might want to lower your tone.
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Anonymous ID: wyjeqAlVUnited States
6/12/2025, 1:57:36 AM No.507050643
>>507020367
t only just discovered 100% vitamin and nutritional absorption.
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 1:59:40 AM No.507050811
>>507050321
If your jewish god is real then he has the power to change it but he will not; he is a sadistic and the father of all evil. You say he's infallible yet he created the creature that precipitated the war in heaven. Slimy evil producing kike. And don't get me started on the bets he made with that creature just for fun.
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Anonymous ID: 0Ygwtv7f
6/12/2025, 2:20:09 AM No.507052343
I couldn't go for 3-5 days sometimes. I know exactly how to fix it. You have an indigestible morsel conflict. Go look online and search heal your gut guy. Do some research on him and buy his shit. I don't care how poor you are. The other option to relieve the pain drink 32 ounces of celery juice on an empty stomach in the morning. Three days straight. Drink only celery juice as much as you can on an empty stomach and you will go.
Anonymous ID: fuqQg5GEUnited States
6/12/2025, 2:22:09 AM No.507052470
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Anonymous ID: vbcBwqtZUnited States
6/12/2025, 2:27:19 AM No.507052830
>>507020367
Stop taking opiates and you'll clear right up.
Anonymous ID: GVs8r5YUIndia
6/12/2025, 2:27:37 AM No.507052855
>>507019943 (OP)
I felt pretty much nothing from reading your post which is appalling.
It's sad and unfortunate. Can't you get a surgery? Extend it at the very least. Get right with God, Jesus Christ, then rest in peace?
Replies: >>507064167
Anonymous ID: WTB+pgro
6/12/2025, 2:31:55 AM No.507053191
>>507019943 (OP)
You could offer your corpse to Israeli semen extractors for practice purposes
Anonymous ID: g5WcUORC
6/12/2025, 2:32:21 AM No.507053218
>>507019943 (OP)
use enema to flush out the brownies
Anonymous ID: WIVDTc+qUnited States
6/12/2025, 2:35:21 AM No.507053444
>>507019943 (OP)
Instead of eating cheetos and milky way bars, eat plenty of apples
Prince Evropa ID: oPoc+gQ/United States
6/12/2025, 2:37:17 AM No.507053609
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>>507019943 (OP)
Die a Heldentod. Not a coward's death. Do you know anyone you really don't like?
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Anonymous ID: dXi73M8nAlbania
6/12/2025, 2:54:31 AM No.507054974
>>507039248
Ki kujdes.
Anonymous ID: eWfZ19fD
6/12/2025, 2:57:03 AM No.507055175
>>507019943 (OP) If you will die, no need for suicide. You could use your time to learn about Life/Time/God instead of wasting your time/life.
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 3:09:19 AM No.507056063
>>507053609
Yes in fact I very recently came across some very interesting information on a few VIPs in my area that will likely be relevant this weekend.
Replies: >>507064656
Anonymous ID: LaAelWfkEcuador
6/12/2025, 3:12:48 AM No.507056306
>>507019943 (OP)
you could have a disease named after you, though. better than an early exit, go get experimental drugs.
Anonymous ID: Ep4lT6fnUnited States
6/12/2025, 3:15:37 AM No.507056494
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>>507019943 (OP)
Do a liver cleanse.
At least listen to this book before an hero (don’t do it)
Replies: >>507056654
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 3:17:52 AM No.507056654
>>507056494
Hey man if I help you out in the long run it will have been worth it, assuming you're white and not jewish.
Anonymous ID: r0sEfQzvUnited States
6/12/2025, 3:20:06 AM No.507056809
>>507023470
Bro, sounds like you have pelvic floor dis function. I had that shit, couldn't shit, get a hard on and felt the urge to constantly piss. I found a therapist to work my pelvic muscles via my asshole. Check it out before you check out.
James14NS ID: wmfcIKehUnited States
6/12/2025, 3:22:00 AM No.507056946
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OP have you tried shoving your hand up your asshole and grabbing the poop and forcefully yanking it out of yourself?
Anonymous ID: Eaufw5q0United States
6/12/2025, 3:22:56 AM No.507057014
>>507019943 (OP)

Leap to your death off the Grand Canyon. It's the most based of deaths.
Anonymous ID: N5kAdrmBGermany
6/12/2025, 3:23:01 AM No.507057024
>>507019943 (OP)
At least get a second opinion from O3. You can use it for free on https://lmarena.ai/ (Direct Chat).
Anonymous ID: wzMvMXuoSpain
6/12/2025, 3:25:38 AM No.507057220
>>507019943 (OP)
Go out with a bang against your enemies, there's no greater death than that one.
Anonymous ID: 0QEW1kY9United States
6/12/2025, 3:28:58 AM No.507057479
>>507042291
Why so cryptic?
What med are you taking and why don't you stop taking it or reducing the dosage instead of offing yourself?

>>507049850
I like the way you think
Anonymous ID: CyoIw1Iy
6/12/2025, 3:46:48 AM No.507058630
>>507019943 (OP)
Your condition is only "unknown" to the facilities that you have visited up to this point. If you can't "poop" there are a number of remedies including a colostomy. Track down the best GI clinics in the country and ask them to review your case for grand rounds. Docs love a good puzzle. When I worked at Stanford we would devote quite a bit of resources providing consults to outside providers. Good luck and don't give up. Your best years are ahead.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 4:16:35 AM No.507060516
>>507058630
Are you saying there are doctors in the best health facilities who just take people's problems and solve them for free? Because I'm poor.
Replies: >>507061788 >>507063604
Anonymous ID: kXQ0smx2United States
6/12/2025, 4:36:13 AM No.507061662
>>507019943 (OP)
Bro, high dose vitamin c and water and your ass will firehose
Magnesium oxide same
Anonymous ID: kXQ0smx2United States
6/12/2025, 4:38:17 AM No.507061788
>>507060516
>>Are you saying there are doctors
No, most of us are saying you don't need a gd doctor, but a serious lifestyle 180
If heroin addicts can manage to poop ... you can too
Anonymous ID: 1RqMUswqAustralia
6/12/2025, 4:40:30 AM No.507061928
>>507020338
Imagine worshipping a jew rabbi
Anonymous ID: 1RqMUswqAustralia
6/12/2025, 4:41:15 AM No.507061990
>>507050321
>source: jews
Uh huh
Anonymous ID: 1RqMUswqAustralia
6/12/2025, 4:42:12 AM No.507062046
>>507053609
A cowards death is getting old and shitting yourself as you try to remember where you are, ie what most people have in store
Anonymous ID: OcGQKC+5United States
6/12/2025, 4:44:39 AM No.507062213
>>507028266
checked asshole.
Anonymous ID: v5A9R/d4United States
6/12/2025, 4:46:54 AM No.507062360
>>507019943 (OP)
Visit mount athos and get their spiritual advice.
Anonymous ID: EMKwrrIRUnited States
6/12/2025, 4:55:35 AM No.507062880
OP

You've obviously tried a 5 day water fast and heavy natural probiotics, yes?
Anonymous ID: iBu5TQsZAustralia
6/12/2025, 4:56:27 AM No.507062941
>>507019943 (OP)
shoot up a school or some shit and get on the news
kill some people ur going to die anyways
might as well go out with a bang and have fun
Anonymous ID: t/6mBnkdUnited States
6/12/2025, 4:58:06 AM No.507063046
stop doing fucking opiods retard
Anonymous ID: zmxd9ia3United States
6/12/2025, 5:02:15 AM No.507063298
>>507023816
Brain scan.
Anonymous ID: H6lUcaqZUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:03:49 AM No.507063377
Never kill yourself.
No matter what condition you're in. Even if it hurts tremendously.
Keep fighting to the bitter end.
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Anonymous ID: 1RqMUswqAustralia
6/12/2025, 5:04:54 AM No.507063449
>>507063377
Fighting what? And why?
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Anonymous ID: BeJgstiuUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:07:36 AM No.507063604
>>507060516
ALERT OP IS LEBANON A BEGGAR REPORT HIS THREADS HE'S BREAKROOM YOU DUMB FUCKS IT'S A HORSE TO WATER BEGGING THREAD I'VE WARNED YOU SEVERAL TIMES ABOUT HIM
Anonymous ID: DpqbTIUlCanada
6/12/2025, 5:08:22 AM No.507063651
>>507019943 (OP)
Glowing glosters glockman
Anonymous ID: qwNTxDW8Bosnia and Herzegovina
6/12/2025, 5:09:14 AM No.507063715
>>507019943 (OP)
Don't do it, simple as. Doing so is a victory for the disease, one that ails the body, but is wrestling for the mind too. It can win parts of the body, but the mind is truly your own and a domain it can't win in.
Anonymous ID: O3twS6auBrazil
6/12/2025, 5:11:48 AM No.507063877
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>>507019943 (OP)
Your destiny if you commit suicide is not the sky but the hell.
Anonymous ID: H6lUcaqZUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:14:22 AM No.507064041
>>507063449
Fight for another day. Fight for the sake of fighting. Sometimes the greatest moments occur after what seemed to be hopelessness. Giving up on life is the ultimate shame.
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Anonymous ID: o8RDv24IPhilippines
6/12/2025, 5:16:22 AM No.507064157
Mate please look into fasting. I promise you it is not a meme. The body is capable of healing itself and curing almost any ailment. For the severity of your condition I would do a 30 day water fast. You literally have nothing to lose and it will bring you closer to your maker. You can do some research on it but there have been many people who have cured themselves from the most chronic conditions just by doing water fasts.
Anonymous ID: OcGQKC+5United States
6/12/2025, 5:16:31 AM No.507064167
>>507052855
checked.
> advice on shitting being given by an actual poo. my sides
Anonymous ID: 1RqMUswqAustralia
6/12/2025, 5:17:00 AM No.507064190
>>507064041
>Gobbledygook
try using clear language faggot
Btw you aren't a warrior fighting for a great cause, you are a wagie living a grim horrible life and will die in a home
get a grip
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Anonymous ID: Ds94qq5AAustralia
6/12/2025, 5:18:11 AM No.507064266
>>507019943 (OP)
Go and bring those who are responsible for 911 you can kill them and die by ZOGbots.
Anonymous ID: OGStZk1BUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:18:25 AM No.507064279
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>>507019943 (OP)
Fix your gut microbiome, and you'll fix your ability to poop.
Read pic related.
I had bile acid malabsorption.
Basically, I would have horrible diarrhea from anything I ate, roughly 30 minutes after eating it.
Didn't matter what I ate; it could be a celery stick, plain cooked chicken breast; literally everything.

This book saved my life, and I cured a supposedly incurable disease.
We're all being poisoned through our food.
Anything you eat that isn't organic, has glyphosate in it.
Glyphosate is the main ingredient in Roundup weedkiller.
It slowly kills necessary probiotics in your small and large intestines.
While ignoring harmful bacteria.
You wouldn't believe the number of different illnesses this is the root cause of.

The book will have you start eating only organic, do strict keto, start eating pre-biotic foods.
But the most important is to start making and eating probiotic yogurt.
Probiotics are extremely effective at healing your gut microbiome.
Unfortunately, the bacterial counts are too low in pill form.
But you can use probiotic pills to ferment yogurt; this dramatically increases the bacterial count, and thus their effectiveness.

You're going to make a yogurt called Super Sibo Yogurt; although lately they've been calling it Super Gut Yogurt.
I'll outline the steps on how to make it in my next post, but the book also outlines other details that I can't really condense.
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:19:21 AM No.507064337
>>507064190
Im pretty sure throughout human history all fighters and warriors have had jobs other than fighting and being a warrior. You are a nigger brain with nigger thinking skills. You are an honorary nigger.
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Anonymous ID: 1usykLbPUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:20:02 AM No.507064387
My opinion is, the older you get the easier dying becomes. So if it’s too hard now, I can just wait until the game auto balances the difficulty.
Replies: >>507064524
Anonymous ID: OGStZk1BUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:21:01 AM No.507064436
>>507064279
Thoroughly clean whatever container you are going to make the yogurt in with soap and water. Don't use any anti-bacterial soap, or you will kill the probiotics when you try to make the yogurt. This is a long ferment, and mold can easily grow if you aren't thorough in cleaning. Don't use a towel or paper towel to dry the glass container you will be fermenting in. Let it air dry. It's okay if it's still a little wet.

To start this ferment, you can use the probiotic tablets or 2 tablespoons of yogurt that you saved from a prior batch of this yogurt that you have already made.

SIBO Yogurt Ingredients:
1 capsule of MyReuteri (total 10 billion CFUs)
1 capsule of Lactobacillus gasseri BNR17 (10 billion CFUs)
1 capsule of Lactobacillus coagulans GBI-30,6086 (2 billion CFUs)
2 tablespoons organic prebiotic fiber (inulin or raw potato starch)
1 quart organic half-and-half or coconut milk (additional steps required if using coconut milk)

In a medium-sized bowl (or jar that you will place in the fermenting machine), combine the starting probiotics (empty the contents of each capsule into the bowl and discard the capsule), prebiotic fiber (inulin or potato starch), and a splash of organic half-and-half. Using a whisk, make a slurry with the half and half, to ensure the prebiotic fiber does not clump. Stir until well mixed. Now stir in the remaining half-and-half. Cover lightly (with a lid), place in your fermenting device. (Read your device's manual. If it's required, fill fermenting vessel with water up to the fill line. This is water inside the fermenting device, but outside of the jar where your ingredients are.) Ferment at 106°F for 36 hours.

continued.
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Anonymous ID: OGStZk1BUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:21:48 AM No.507064487
>>507064436
This recipe will make 1 quart of SIBO yogurt. Once the yogurt is done cooking, dry off the jar yogurt cooked in, and place in the fridge. It's ready to eat now, or once it's cooled down. Don't stir it until it's sat in the fridge for a few hours; or you'll end up with lumpy cottage cheese consistency. Feel free to stir it after a few hours. You'll get separation of curd and whey the next day in the fridge; and have to stir it at that point. Some separation is normal.

When the yogurt is done cooking, if the end result smells terrible and has visible mold, throw all of it out. I have yet to experience a failed batch though. If you want to make 2 quarts of yogurt, double all of the ingredients. But the temperature and cook time will remain the same.

To make future batches, use 2 tablespoons of yogurt or whey from a prior batch, along with 2 tablespoons of organic prebiotic fiber and 1 quart of organic half-and-half. Basically, the yogurt you made, takes the place of the tablets (But you'll still need new inulin & half and half each time). The first batch will come out watery. If you use that same yogurt to make subsequent batches, they should be thick, and have no wateriness. Although, the yogurt will separate over time in the fridge. It will remain good to eat for up to 4 weeks.

*Note: The original recipe in the Super Gut book listed 10 BioGaia Gastrus tablets for the L. Reuteri. However, the creator of the recipe (Dr. William Davis) later recommended a with a more potent brand instead: 1 tablet of MyReuteri. I updated the recipe to reflect this change.

continued.
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Anonymous ID: BeJgstiuUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:22:04 AM No.507064502
>>507064337
HEY EVERYONE THIS IS BREAKROOM THE SAME FAGGOT REPORTING ALL YOUR THREADS AND ARGUING WITH EVERYONE HE'S HERE STILL HE CAN'T SHIT OOOOH POOR BABY NEED SOME MONEY TO CURE YOUR HEMMOROIDS FAGGOT
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:22:30 AM No.507064524
>>507064387
Im ok with it now as long as I go out with a bang. All these people are suggesting all this stuff I've never heard of and I appreciate it but I really feel like it's my time. At least this shows there are still tons of anons who will come together just to help one person. That's a white pill my niggers. That's a big white pill.
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Anonymous ID: NeNvdyRHUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:23:23 AM No.507064572
>>507064337
OP sorry about everyone jumping to try and offer you obvious advice. I have a condition too and it's annoying as fuck, now you're making me grateful it didn't involve issues with shitting though, at least I can openly discuss my problem with friends without it being about shit..
Anonymous ID: 2CJ8RvgwCanada
6/12/2025, 5:23:27 AM No.507064577
>>507019943 (OP)
Take 10K IU of vitamin D3 per day
Resistive exercise for 15 mins (sweat a bit) if you want to accelerate everything.
Anonymous ID: OGStZk1BUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:24:00 AM No.507064618
>>507064487
Links for everything you will need. I have included a link to the yogurt maker I use. But there are cheaper ones on Amazon. I've also included links for the 3 probiotics and inulin (prebiotic fiber) you will need to make the yogurt.
https://www.luvele.com/collections/yogurt-maker/products/luvele-pure-yogurt-maker-2l-glass-container-scd-diet
https://www.oxiceutics.com/products/myreuteri?variant=45917346627811
https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Mercola-Probiotic-Supplement-Regularity/dp/B09CSFTM24?th=1
https://www.amazon.com/Digestive-Advantage-Probiotics-Probiotic-Capsules/dp/B00C1C21I4
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074WKCPS4

The jist of the Super Gut book, is that you can cure SIBO (and many other gut related issues) by eating 4oz of this yogurt every day for about 6 months. That's the lazy way to do it. That will work for some people. But for others, it will not. The book has more details on other steps you can do, like specific foods to not eat. And foods to eat, like pre-biotic fiber. Which is fuel for the pro-biotics to consume and grow. If you want to be lazy, just eat the yogurt. But you'll greatly increase the odds of your success, by doing the whole regimen listed in the book. The whole regimen will take about 4 to 6 weeks.

One last thing. When I make the yogurt the first time, I poor about half of it into two ice cube trays and freeze it. I then pop out the yogurt ice cubes and put them in a freezer zip lock bag in the freezer. They'll keep in there for up to 1 year. I use the yogurt ice cubes to make future yogurt. It saves money on not having to constantly use new probiotic capsules.

Keto can help you heal your gut microbiome over time. But if that's all you do, then you're just avoiding further damage. To actually heal your gut, you'll need to re-establish the missing bacteria in your gut and kill off the bad bacteria. I highly recommend that you do this. This will save your life. Buy the book. Read it, and follow it to the letter.
Anonymous ID: ZGBUNo3FUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:24:27 AM No.507064649
One time I fasted, then broke the fast by eating two homemade burgers.
The burgers literally never came out. Yes I checked. Next thing after that was strawberries and I knew when those came out.
Anonymous ID: OcGQKC+5United States
6/12/2025, 5:24:36 AM No.507064656
>>507056063
Wouldn't want to give anything away. How would we know it's you?
Anonymous ID: H6lUcaqZUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:28:03 AM No.507064897
>>507064190
Alright buddy thanks for being here
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Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:29:30 AM No.507064999
>>507064897
You can tell by the comment and the way he typed it that this is indeed and without a doubt a jewish individual, the one you're quoting i mean.
Anonymous ID: FQsYqvvmUnited Kingdom
6/12/2025, 5:31:58 AM No.507065171
>>507020367
Shut up Poo.
It’s a jeet and there’s nothing wrong with him that a good kicking wouldn’t help.
His larp
>what would make me loose my will to live?
>not being able to shit on things.
>not turdy turdy no point in living sarr
Probably.
Anonymous ID: qwNTxDW8Bosnia and Herzegovina
6/12/2025, 5:32:21 AM No.507065197
>>507019943 (OP)
And to add to my previous post, don't think it's all unfamiliar with me. Had pancolitis 2 years ago, got nausea and liver pain with extreme constipation ever since. Its written up as IBS, rare form with constipation. I'm talking about shiting out a dozen small balls that are like rocks, taking an hour to finish and pain. Used to dump towers when the gut was healthy. It all started with heartburn after having chickenpox as an adult. Been deteriorating ever since the forced vax and I could eat anything I wanted before that. What I'm trying to tell you is never give up mentally.
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Anonymous ID: ZQrJ2aWmCanada
6/12/2025, 5:33:15 AM No.507065255
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>>507034389
This.
Anonymous ID: m9au2hz1Russian Federation
6/12/2025, 5:38:17 AM No.507065543
>>507019943 (OP)
Eliminate all dairy. Or at least all pasteurized dairy. Magic will happen, but it will take some time.
Anonymous ID: +tNMQ6o0United States
6/12/2025, 5:40:57 AM No.507065691
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>>507020338
This anon is correct.
OP, I'm sorry this is happening to you, I am, but you cannot end your life in an act of both hate and rebellion (suicide is rebelling by the way).
Instead of what you were considering, go and spend the rest of your days loving your family and those close to you. That is far better and honorable thing to do.
We are winning anon, and we didn't need to stoop down and commit evil to get to this point (the Overton Window has shifted so far, Trump re-elected on the basis of mass deportations, right wing pundits now talking about banning 3rd world migration, Europe now discussing why they need to import the third world, etc).

Relax with those close to you, love them, and relax. Accept Jesus, repent, be baptized in the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy, and confess your sins with a Catholic priest, OP.
That is the real battle you need to think about. Getting right with God and being there for those around you.

Looking into the Shroud of Turin (Jesus' burial cloth) if you doubt there is a God and if you doubt Christ is Lord.
I implore you, because it can change your life, and isn't changing your life at this moment all you have left and worth the gamble to investigate? The 1980s studies have been debunked by the way, newer studies show the infared light burned into the cloth showing a ghost image of Jesus is from around 50AD. Perfectly around the period of Christ's death and resurrection.
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Anonymous ID: OcGQKC+5United States
6/12/2025, 5:42:39 AM No.507065797
>>507019943 (OP)
> Suggestions to an hero
Go to India. Eat street food. Die from some parasitic infection.
Anonymous ID: qkVDeyItBelgium
6/12/2025, 5:44:30 AM No.507065913
>>507019943 (OP)
>I have a condition that is unknown to the medical community
if it's truly an undiscovered medical condition, your doctors can get rich and famous by discovering and naming it and you can get paid by offering yourself as a guinea pig for potential treatments

either your doctor isn't taking you seriously or you're just overreacting to being a little constipated
Anonymous ID: UW/zlnyXUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:46:54 AM No.507066054
>>507064524
Well you see, I’m pretty lazy about death
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Anonymous ID: Tl+kTDQuAustralia
6/12/2025, 5:48:35 AM No.507066148
>>507022073
You are a demon. Don’t hurt innocent people. Repent and seek Christ
Anonymous ID: Le6mhNH8United Kingdom
6/12/2025, 5:49:29 AM No.507066201
>>507065197
I won first prize in a 3rd degree acid burns contest not long ago. One of the large holes I’d managed to melt into myself got infected, i think it was a bug bite that did it. Anywho i had antibiotics when it got bad. I was like you describe, could not shite naturally at all. Looked like i was pregnant. I was ‘with turd’. Eventually I did shits that i could have put into a sock and swung like a medieval mace. They had corners and spikes and clunked like stones hitting the porcelain. Then it got a bit better but my wound (the last one) ulcerated and started to go nasty again so i took more anti biotics. Still not shitting right to this day. It’s a real pain in the arse.
I’ve been eating yogurts with gut bacteria in to try to fix it.
Fuck me is this even a problem? Surely we can just eat cultures of bacteria and restart our gut thing?
I fucking hope so anyway.
I still suspect the OP of jeetiness. Nobody does a flip because of poop texture. Nobody sane and non jeety. You can literally just douche your ass with water and you’ll shit like you wouldn’t believe even if you are bunged up. “Stool softners” will likewise make you poop like a machine gun no matter the state of your guts.
I also broke BOTH of my elbows (both at the same time) a few months before dousing myself in acid. Didn’t even go to any doctor with any if it until i needed a script for antibiotics and even then i only went because a chick who’d been cooking dinners for me had bacterial pneumonia and i thought
>well fuck it, i think on balance i need a doctors appointment
You can fix your ass, peoples, I am sure of it. And it’s certain that being dead is worse than having a malfunctioning bottom.
AND i still don’t believe a word of it.
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Anonymous ID: M/3cFHOMUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:49:36 AM No.507066209
>>507019943 (OP)
seek jesus, otherwise you havt really given up
Anonymous ID: jN0yZ88dUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:51:16 AM No.507066313
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>>507019943 (OP)
>I have a condition that is unknown to the medical community
>>507020367
>I can't poop anymore
You're full of shit OP
Anonymous ID: Yej9gMDoUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:52:47 AM No.507066401
There is no God but Allah and Muhammad (Peace be upon him) was His final messenger.
Anonymous ID: UW/zlnyXUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:54:30 AM No.507066497
>>507066054
It would be pretty based to have a big beard when I die so I look more lifelike as a corpse
Anonymous ID: hd7mw5UWSweden
6/12/2025, 5:54:48 AM No.507066514
>>507020367
hahaha
Anonymous ID: Tl+kTDQuAustralia
6/12/2025, 5:56:12 AM No.507066614
>>507034866
Did you take the jab bro
Anonymous ID: Yej9gMDoUnited States
6/12/2025, 5:58:02 AM No.507066711
Keep living to spite the fucking jews
Anonymous ID: qwNTxDW8Bosnia and Herzegovina
6/12/2025, 6:02:03 AM No.507066964
>>507066201
I guess we're all full of shit here on pol anon. I am a Mozartkugel machine for two years and counting.
Anonymous ID: Tl+kTDQuAustralia
6/12/2025, 6:03:40 AM No.507067055
>>507050811
You have dozens of frens on here caring about you and giving you advice. We are the people God sent to help you. That’s how God works. Through the love of others
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Anonymous ID: GG+QmbrWCanada
6/12/2025, 6:06:45 AM No.507067224
>>507020367
Start shoving dildos up your ass, after a month the logs will slide right out.
Anonymous ID: /fOfl3POUnited States
6/12/2025, 6:07:01 AM No.507067241
>>507065691
Look at this absolute faggot holy shit
>>507067055
I suppose I do owe my family more than this.
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Anonymous ID: Tl+kTDQuAustralia
6/12/2025, 6:12:09 AM No.507067528
>>507067241
I was suicidal last year. Didn’t even take the vax just depressed. The hole you will leave behind will destroy everyone around you and cause them to suicide as well. They will always be looking for you and you won’t be there. If you hurt others if will be a stain on your family forever.
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Anonymous ID: eWFMhr13Brazil
6/12/2025, 6:14:19 AM No.507067649
>>507019943 (OP)
Please, PLEASE, take one or two jewish politicians with you.
Anonymous ID: 07o8OaflUnited States
6/12/2025, 6:14:41 AM No.507067667
>>507025991
Probs Somali larper bombthrower
Anonymous ID: qwNTxDW8Bosnia and Herzegovina
6/12/2025, 6:23:27 AM No.507068160
>>507067528
Block out thoughts and cut them off before they "settle in" even for a second. Once you allow yourself to think about something for half a minute, that thought will probably stick to you for good and will always find it's way back in to peck seemingly spontaneously, even if its a year later. Suicidal thoughts included. The best prevention is to cut it off before imagining.
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Anonymous ID: ScttUhp8New Zealand
6/12/2025, 6:25:00 AM No.507068235
>>507034866
Relatable, KiwiAnon
Anonymous ID: UpN5pwGQPanama
6/12/2025, 6:28:00 AM No.507068415
If you have a medical condition that doctors can’t diagnose it’s best to look into the top most under-diagnosed conditions and that is by far and away hEDS. hyper mobile ehlers danlos, it’s treated with dysautonomia medication. Causes ADHD, chronic fatigue, bipolar and other such stuff.
Anonymous ID: Tl+kTDQuAustralia
6/12/2025, 6:34:53 AM No.507068815
>>507068160
This is good advice anon. I also spend a ton of time praying so replacement of the thoughts. When I was at my worst I had to take life in five minute blocks. If I made it through this block, I could make it through the next block. And here I am
Anonymous ID: TR6omsB5Australia
6/12/2025, 6:43:45 AM No.507069299
>>507019943 (OP)
psychic here..you have some type of IBS, you may be allergic to certain foods and need to check that out more but your number one problem is physical inactivity you sit down way too much, moving around is part of the digestion process and you simply dont do enough of it you need a regular exercise plan or get a job where you stand up also take charcoal tablets so you dont fart too badly when you start doing this and being in fart range of other people.
Anonymous ID: WPEVc8chUnited States
6/12/2025, 6:44:55 AM No.507069375
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>>507019943 (OP)
Do a barrel roll.
Anonymous ID: X5JNm2KWUnited States
6/12/2025, 6:46:17 AM No.507069445
>>507019943 (OP)
fyi scientific carnation is the only logical conclusion of what happens after death