>thought I was going to die': Brit tourist rescued from 8ft hole HE dug on Brazil beach tells of terror... but admits: 'It's just a guy thing to go to the beach and dig a hole'

>>507020651 (OP)
This faggot only did it for the attention. They should have let him drown when the tide came in.

>>507020651 (OP)
>It's just a guy thing to go to the beach and dig a hole
No a guy thing is to go after the topless women on the beach not dig a fucking hole

Low iq. You can make a stair case and you can use sand to get out. What a moran.

Why didn't he just climb out

>>507020923
Digging a hole is a lot harder than dicking a whore, faggot.

>>507021082
You know what else is hard? My dick fucking your mother

Sounds like bullshit. You just cave sand in until you stand on it and then cave more in until youre out.

>>507020651 (OP)
You can literally carv steps to get out

>>507020651 (OP)
bro it's just sand, like, get out

>>507020799
in that case the white man simply swims out of the hole

>>507021243
And then what happens if the whole thing caves in on you?

>>507020651 (OP)
>Is this the hole?

>>507021199
You know what's harder?
Italy remaining ethnically majority Italian

>>507020651 (OP)
Retard dug the sides way too steeply. You’re supposed to make a bowl not a cup

t. Knower

>>507021376
dig yourself out

>>507020651 (OP)
Why didn't he just dig in one direction, then step on the sand?

>>507021402
I've seen your women suck niggers in public when I was in London

>>507020651 (OP)
I dug two really good holes growing up one summer. Even with 30 degree Celsius days, it was so much cooler in the holes.

>>507021414
Would it have caved in on him if he tried to climb out?

>>507021525
Yeah I bet you paid to see it

>>507021290
>>507021291
>>507021438
>>507021441
He couldn’t dig himself out because every scoop of sand he tried to move just slid right back in. It’s like trying to escape quicksand with a spoon.

i was buried alive for 2.5 minutes when my sand hole collapsed on the beach, much like that girl last year who did not survive. i don't recommend digging big holes in sand. watch trench collapse videos of construction sites without shoring... awful way to go.

>>507021711
>dig sand out of the wall
>it slides back up towards the wall
Br here, what kind of unholy beach was that?

>>507020651 (OP)
cave ins are actually really fucking dangerous and people die like this all the time
walls collapse and your fucking done

>>507021019
This lol just put your arms and legs out on the walls and pull yourself out

British eh?......You got a license for the hole?

>>507021638
Not if he did it carefully. As long as he sticks to one side and starts from the top and gradually builds a slope down he could have easily gotten out without filling in too much sand to move around or be at risk of injury.

Cunt was either retarded or an attention-whore pulling a "Timmy O'Toole".

>>507020651 (OP)
Can't you just bash the sides of the hole to fill the bottom?

>>507021711
You can take sand from one side and pile it on the other side and make steps
Someone needs to make a video about this? There is no way you can't get out

>>507021967
It would make the stuff from the top collapse on him

>>507021711
you do it slowly enough and you can compact the sand filling the hole and stay on top.

>>507021711
But the sand he dug out, would fall to his feet.
Dig in one direction and you create a ramp/ground to stand on.
By that pic, he didn't even attempt it.

>>507020651 (OP)
The holed man's asshole has no owner. You don't understand. He was afraid for his life because brazilians are the CEOs of natural selection. So if you are dumb enough to get yourself caught in your own hole in Brazil, we are bound by duty and birth to drill a hole in you.

We may kill you after, so it is no homo.

>>507020651 (OP)
Somebody help that man out

>>507020651 (OP)
Just dig up, asshole.

>>507020651 (OP)
People die every year because their holes have unsupported walls that bury them under tons of sand, crushing and choking them.

>>507021301
This.
>>507020799
Kek, nignog detected.

>>507021819
Made in acre beach.

>>507020651 (OP)
pour some salt over it and he'll come out

>>507021376
you die.

This happens a lot actually at many beaches. Most people are stupid as shit even as whites. Subhumans are just even stupider, but their laziness saves them from doing this kinda crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kQXOTcEB_E

>>507020941
>>507021019
what happened is that he was having fun like a puppy and got carried away and didn't notice until a woman or a black came over with her Animus possession and shri3ked in his ear that it was dangerous. this was confirmed by another woman or black nearby and a consensus was reached. this shutdown has faculties and he agreed to be in the victim position.

as you've suggested, at any point he could have KEPT digging, and put the sand under his feet, or build little foot holes, or create a gentle slope. he had options. not using those options increased the risk of a cave-in over time while he waited for the women or blacks to rescue him.
https://youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I

How is there that much sand? Is it sand all the way down? Why don't they dig the sand to make more beaches like in Dubai?

>>507022678
>Why don't they dig the sand to make beaches
that IS a beach .. you want two half beaches?

>>507022849
I want the beach horizontal not deep like a sheet cake instead of a layer cake.

>>507020651 (OP)
How do you stuck in a sand hole? You can easily collapse the sides and climb out. Are anglos really that stupid

>>507021638
In general it needs a 2:1 ratio. Construction safety standards have different specifications to avoid collapses when digging. Otherwise you install shoring plates to hold up the walls.

>>507020651 (OP)

Volume of a cylinder with height h and diameter d: (1/4)(πh)(d^2)
Volume of a partial cone with height h, small diameter d, large diameter D minus the volume of the cylinder above: (1/12)(πh)(D^2+Dd-2d^2)

Assuming h = 8 ft, d = 3 ft, he could safely dig out to a top diameter, D, of approximately 3 2/3 ft (4 inches out from the current aperture), while only filling in the bottom hole to about the 2 ft mark (which, if he does this slowly, is easy to stay on top of). At this point, barring some moderate packing of the sand underneath him, he's now at the bottom of an approximately 6 ft by 3 2/3 ft (ish) hole and can reassess his situation and continue accordingly.

>>507023405
Yeah Mr White, science!

it's a white people thing, you wouldnt understand

>>507020651 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

>>507022522
>go to dig sand hole at beach
>need molecular physics simulation software
NGMI

>>507023405
>reassess his situation
D O O M E D

>>507022667
>sabrina carpenter

that kike dwarf produces literally the worst music i have ever heard, it always hits me like a rancid fart when im doomscrolling youtube shorts


its like a parody of jewish mind control subversion

>we are teenage girls and we have anxiety tralalala anxiety bbc tralala

>>507020651 (OP)
Digging holes on the beach is extremely dangerous and you shouldn't do that.

>>507023405
someone should have explained this formula to him at the time

Funny thing is, beach sand in Brazil is radioactive, so this guy effectively put himself in a microwave oven.

>>507021376
You dig from one side retard. The sand you bring down you spread out and stand on. This is bullshit anyway. Where did the sand go he dug out?
>nb4 he threw it out
Okay so where’s the bucket or shovel? Did he throw that out too? Was he drunk?

>>507024356
You don't need to know the formula to understand the basic concept - you've dug a very deep, very narrow hole that's too tall to safely climb out of without risk of collapse, but if you *gradually* and *carefully* expand out close to the top you can safely fill in some of the bottom, which, in turn, improves the stability of the lower parts of the hole wall.

Or... you know, maybe just don't dig yourself a hole that's deeper than you are tall in the first place.

>>507023405
(You) for effort posting math anon

>>507021938
He didn't have planning permission so the parish council fined him.

>>507020799
Lmfao anon you are black

>>507024276
Its also fun. Just construct wall supports out of driftwood

>>507021525
Cope and seethe lmao. You are an arab mutt.

You just dig your way out throught the earths crust back out the other side fucking easy would take couple hour

>>507020923
brownest post in this thread

>>507020651 (OP)
I don't know if he can be saved
See his heart and decorate it like a grave.

>>507023405
Also worth asking where the sand he dug out went. Sounds fake. Must have had help.

He is also sitting at the bottom like a retard where he will definintely die if is caves in. If he stood up he would be two feet from the surface and people could get to his head.

The same people who took buckets of sand away could bring it back raising the level.

>>507024828
>>507022275
The faggot obviously saw >>507021575 meme, then staged the event for reddit updoots, otherwise, he wouldn't have phrased it like that.

>>507025197
Then you come out in Japan and you have a personal tunnel between stick girls and big bunda.

Did some digging into the story (buh dum tsh). Apparently the guy got stuck because he kept digging passed the point in the OP's pic and hit water, after which point the walls collapsed and he was buried about waist-deep and still about 3-4 ft below the level of the beach.

So he didn't just sit at the bottom of a hole like a retard, he collapsed his hole by digging too deep like different kind of retard and had to be dug out.

>>507025610
>I'm a faggot who likes memes on my screen but not in real life
Nice to meet you.

>>507022471
That checks out. Lazy = no weird deaths. But they obviously make up for that small gain in drive by shootings and suchnot

>>507025739
Are you saying it's good to be a fake lying faggot in real life, but 4chan time is serious business?

>>507026576
That is correct. Cease the tomfoolery.

>>507022031
Not enough to bury him. Maybe up to his waist. Then he could stand on it and start packing it down and repeat. The hole isn't big enough for that much to dump on him.

>>507026704
Alright, then.

>>507025304
Homosexuality mutt

>>507020651 (OP)
Be careful boys. Some holes you can't climb out of.

>>507022667
>https://youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I
https://youtu.be/6x748iPJgOc?feature=shared

>>507024276
That's heavily bigoted against Germans, Anon

>>507022219
Pro-tip: Boomers can't meme.

>>507020923
>No a guy thing is to go after the topless women
Not all guys are Indian Rasheesh.

>>507027801
Pipe down paddy we're talking about holes

>>507027801
>Pro-tip: Boomers can't meme.
Boomers are the meme

>>507020651 (OP)
Never dig straight down

>>507020923
No it very much is a guy thing. When you're 12

>>507020799
>They should have let him drown when the tide came in.

The absolute state of mutt intelligence

>>507020651 (OP)
I could totally get out of that hole. Just gently dig with your hands at one of the walls.

>>507020923
>flag
of course

When I was a youth I was on a beach walking to the pub at the end of the beach.
The beach was next to a cliff a few hundred feet high made of sand.
I walked past a kid digging a tunnel into the cliff.
He’s dug in so far he was completely under sand.
I thought if he keeps digging it will collapse on him.
He parents were sat not far away with their backs to him.
Everyone on the beach had there backs to him.
I said nothing and went the pub.
I walked back an hour later and there was a big drama.
I stopped and asked a guy what was going on.
He said that couples kid has vanished.
I looked at the cliff of sand and there was no tunnel. It has clearly collapsed.
Nobody seemed to be aware of it.
I walked off and said nothing.
I still think of that kid now.
Wonder whether they ever figured out where he was.

>>507020651 (OP)
White people claim they're so high IQ. Then they get stuck in a hole they dug themselves. Real smart.

>>507032536
> t. no Faustian spirit-having brownoid

>>507032478
I hate Brits so much it's unreal.

>>507020651 (OP)
I don't understand why he couldn't make a slanted upward route and escape. Is he retarded?

>>507020941
>Low iq. You can make a stair case and you can use sand to get out.
Great minds think alike.

>dying crushed by sand
terrifying prospect desu

>>507033626
Or dig out shallow foot spaces

>>507020923

What do you do when you already have pussi? You dig a fucking hole.

Faggot.

>>507021711
>He couldn’t dig himself out because every scoop of sand he tried to move just slid right back in. It’s like trying to escape quicksand with a spoon.
You must be one of the retarded pakis or negros invading UK. No way european men can't figure out their way out of a fucking hole in the sand. KYS.

>>507033626
Do brits eat beans on toast?

>>507024407
>beach sand in Brazil is radioactive
WTF? I lived in a coastal city and I'd go to the beach everyday.
I'm pretty okay, no health problems... I guess.

>>507020651 (OP)
>>thought I was going to die': Brit tourist rescued from 8ft hole HE dug on Brazil beach tells of terror... but admits: 'It's just a guy thing to go to the beach and dig a hole'
Fake and gay.

You can definitely climb out of that hole.

You can dig into the side even.

Just ridiculous.

>>507020651 (OP)
>sides could collapse in on him at any time
>yeah i'll sit down

>>507034015
You scrape the sides. Then pack the sand under you. I got out of a smaller hole that way.

>>507020941
start making stairs everyrhing collapses

OSHA fag here
He can't be there alone in a hole without a supervisor
And any hole deeper than basically waist level needs bracing and shoring

>>507034428
Yeah, no shit. That's one of the obvious ways. Try explaining it to the diverse bros saying it's impossible to get out.

>>507035073
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/k-LBgRDSzlE

He can't be down there

>>507020923
Sar...

>It took three hours for the crowd to rescue the tourist, using piece of wood, shovels and lengths of rope to pull him up to the surface.
wtf? where are the rescue services?

>>507020923
>At a conference in 2000, Watson suggested a link between skin color and sex drive, hypothesizing that dark-skinned people have stronger libidos.[72][100] His lecture argued that extracts of melanin—which gives skin its color—had been found to boost subjects' sex drive. "That's why you have Latin lovers", he said, according to people who attended the lecture. "You've never heard of an English lover. Only an English Patient."[101] He has also said that stereotypes associated with racial and ethnic groups have a genetic basis: Jews being intelligent, Chinese being intelligent but not creative because of selection for conformity, and Indians being servile because of selection under caste endogamy.[102] Regarding intelligence differences between blacks and whites, Watson has asserted that "all our social policies are based on the fact that their (blacks) intelligence is the same as ours (whites) – whereas all the testing says not really ... people who have to deal with black employees find this not true."
Latin lover/ english patient.

>>507020651 (OP)
Curiosité de Bongs est Incredible !
Now they are trying to find out if Russians will blow their asses with nucléaire weapons....or not as we speak...

>>507035859
>>It took three hours
Guess everyone is subnormal in Brazil. This happened with some drunk idiots in Spain and the retard was saved in minutes:
https://youtu.be/je-KBeOGFVc

>>507021711
you cannot be this stupid
I refuse to believe it

He just has to scratch some sand from the walls to raise the floor hes standing on. Hes done this for attention, knowing Reddit will nod with approbal because holes hehe males hehe roman empire hihi tabasco sauce lmao throwing axes at targets like a vikang

>>507036757
If you say that, Américan brother,you dont know shit about Bongs....
They are something spécial.....

>>507035859
>brazil
>rescue services

>>507020799
Black as all hell

>>507025688
>Did some digging into the story (buh dum tsh).

>>507021711
But eventually you would create a slope you could climb, it might take like 20 minutes or something.

>>507036812
>Tunnel jew gives tips on digging holes.

>>507020651 (OP)
That is what you get when you mess with germans.

>go to the southern hemisphere
>compete in reverse balconing
Makes perfect sense

wherever we are, wgite men must build

>>507020651 (OP)
At least he didn't jump from a balcony.

>>507020651 (OP)
Its a shit hole, i would have dug a better hole then this.

>>507020651 (OP)

Men love holes.

>>507021711
idk man sounds like skill issue to me

pr to become an influencer...

>>507020651 (OP)
anyone digging a hole on the beach this deep is doing it for attention and it looks like he got what he wanted

>>507025150
lol mexican kike screeching

>>507021019
His arms were too weak to do that.

>>507020651 (OP)
you telling me you cant just claw at the sides until there is a gradient not steep enough for you to climb out?

>>507020651 (OP)
>dig deep hole in the sand
>standing on the bottom of the hole
>scrape the walls with your hand
>sand lands on the bottom of the hole
>stand on the new fallen sand
>continue scraping the walls
>continue standing on the new fallen sand
>eureka
>you have reached the top of the hole

>>507020941
This basically. Just dig out the side a little bit, let the sand fall on the floor, and -- this is the important part -- STAND ON THE SAND THAT YOU JUST DUMPED INTO YOUR OWN HOLE.

Eventually you'll bring it up to a level that you can step out of.

The only way for a Brit abroad to avoid a balcony death is to do the opposite and go downwards from the start. Can’t blame the lad for acting on instincts, he’s protecting his family.

>>507037141
Thank you for the kind words.
My mother says that about me, too.

>>507047734
You can’t dig upwards. Basic physics. Once you’re down there, that’s it.

>>507021301
The sides would collapse in on him before that

>>507046752
>His arms were too weak to do that.

did the police arrest him like we do in Spain for being a retard?

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was completely blasted.

what you do is you dig a tunnel towards the ocean, when the water comes in you swim through the tunnel and up to the surface, but you have to make the tunnel wide enough or else you will drown

>>507048940
This is an offensive image.

You know this is fake because he was alone. That is impossible.
The moment a serious hole project emerges on a beach, all men in a 6 mile radius are altered and come watch, and offer insight into optimal hole digging. You can't not draw a crowd.

You can’t dig up. It’s impossible. Imagine a spade in your mind, notice how the pointy bit is on the bottom? That’s because they go down. Now if you’re proposing some kind of upside down spade you might have a point but no one has invented those yet.

>>507021082
Yeah those holes are pre-dug and trampled

>>507048558
Obviously, but you can level the terrain around to displace more dirt into the hole, thereby leveling the ground until you can pull yourself out. The walls are not stone.

>>507021376
I guess you just lay there like a useless imbecile and allow yourself to die to 5 feet of beach sand so you can be the meme of the week.

>>507046752
He could have just clawed at the sides of the hole and make a ramp out the

>>507050151
Nah, see, the more you dig the more you go down. The sand has to come from somewhere.

I’ll be submitting a patent for the upward spade just as soon as I work out how to get the handle on the bottom. So don’t waste your time.

lo and behold to everyone's amazement
OP was 1pbtid
now look at all these retards wasting your time like there's a discussion to be had
>>507020799 >>507020923 >>507020941 >>507021019
etc lol lmao
if you told me every single one of these idle motherfuckers is a pajeet, i would not even blink