I don't know

>>507025432 (OP)
Sammy Hagar

it's where they make baja blast mountain dew
taco bell allegedly runs sweat shops to pump it all out

>>507025432 (OP)
>>507025490
This looks like it would be the wealthiest most fabulous place to live on the American continent, instead it's forgotten and hidden.

I imagine the beaches and shit would be amazing. This could be an Italian peninsula on its own but it's invisible.

>>507025432 (OP)
Basically nothing between Tijuana and the tip. The tip though is very ecologically diverse and has some rainforest type shit happening.

>>507025432 (OP)
mostly tacos, and fishing.

>>507025432 (OP)
future american clay

>>507025432 (OP)
America should have Baja California and rocky point.
Mexicans got out good after the war

wdym?

>>507025432 (OP)
None of your goddamned business.

>>507025583
it's to isolated for anything retard. the only reason there is even people there is cause of American prohibition they would get drunk in TJ.

Mexico has some the worst geographies of an nation. It's a fucking fluke it didn't break apart into other nations.

>>507025432 (OP)
My retirement home after the Marine death squads clean it up for me.

>>507025432 (OP)
Whores, beaches, $10 lobster dinners

>>507025764
we could've taken more but polk sent a faggot down to negotiate and he didn't do what he was told to do by polk

>>507025432 (OP)
rightful Danish clay.

>>507025832
more like your own diplomat betrayed faggot. just how the fucking Irish Americans betrayed you.

>>507025831
right and motorcycles

>>507025782
>>507025801
is it really that bad?
I look at LA and SF, some of the most beautiful cities (SF is, LA used to be), and marvel at the buildings. the SF bay area is some of the wealthiest land in the world.

But Baja california is really that barren? it's also a bay, a massive bay, people want more beachfront properties. I'm wondering why this prime real estate is ignored.

>>507026036
we should've taken it in 1920 where they were only like 20,000 people there. Sonora, too. y'all only had 200k there 100 years ago, many of whom were americans

>>507025432 (OP)
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS

Hells Angels laundering drug and other criminal profits in extensive real estate developments.

>>507025432 (OP)
HIGH OCTANE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS

>>507025490
FPBP
It is the Mexicans who jump over the fence to see America, not the other way around.

>>507026103
its kind of barren yeah, theres no architecture there no one lives there

>>507026265
I love ms paint diagrams.

>>507026075
You savages attack the Baja racers with rocks like the subhuman sand people you are. You're not worthy of that land shitskin and that's why we're taking it.

Some strange cult or something has a compound there.
> those colors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tvind

cartels run taco bell out of there

>>507025432 (OP)
If I remember it’s all very arid and very rocky and you can’t grow anything and all the rocks get in the way of building anything as well.

>>507025801
>>507026309
So geography is shit, location is impossible to farm. but it's still a bay! that shit sells. you're looking at another greek resort.

>>507026461
the shit quality of the photo and bizarre buildings makes me nauseous.

>>507025529
I gotta be honest Cabo Wabo is good as hell.

>>507025801
if it was part of the USA it would be prime real estate
its all fucked up because mexicans are in mexico

>>507026461
You can see it on google maps.

>>507026511
It's Mexican land, not tourist land. Developing it would not be in the interest of the local Mexican population or benefit them.

>>507026694
lol so?

>>507026511
Beaches are useless, isolated places Mexico beaches where some all villages that only got developed for just for tourism in 80's.

>>507026265
>immune to nuclear mines
I can just imagine the shitposting in that thread

>>507025432 (OP)
This.

>>507026309
there's 3 million subhumans in tj

>>507025432 (OP)
WELCOME TO THE BAJA CALIFORNIA

My dog is from Cabo
She's cool, I play Mexican music sometimes to see if she remembers her roots

>>507026694
It's so funny crossing the border from San Diego and driving south along the coast, through TJ and into Ensenada.
As soon as you cross the border it's entering a new world - trash everywhere, lining the streets, graffiti covers everything, traffic becomes a cluster fuck - it's a massive contrast to San Diego which is this wealthy sparkling city full of large-scale architecture and expensive stores.
As you drive south you see just tons of empty coastal property and dozens of half-finished buildings that look like they've been sitting for years or decades - someone started building a nice ocean-view building and then just abandoned it.
In the US there would be developers climbing over each other to buy it up and pack houses into every square inch, but they're just so disorganized down there and the corruption makes it so difficult to get anything done that nobody really tries.

>>507027289
The shitty thing is that this is increasingly what California will look like, and eventually the entire US, because White people are being eradicated by the jews who run our country because they still hate us because of some 2000 year old fairytale that their parents told them.

>>507025662
And murder, you forgot all the murdering.

>>507026265
>no Saddam Hussein (immune to nuclear mines)
bummer

>>507025432 (OP)
The Youtuber The Illusion lives there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y3WJWJ_q9A

>>507025432 (OP)
They have a thriving avocado industry controlled by the cartels

>>507027289
>>507027498
It's crazy to think what it would have been like in the USA. California really only bases its identity and wealth on the coast and forgets about anything 100 miles inland.
And to see this massive bay 1000 times larger than the San Fransisco Bay area, and it's just this land stuck in time - like it's 1800 when only fishermen live on the coast.

Californians climb over each other to live on their coasts. Baja California under America would be 5 New Yorks + San Fransisco.

Too many Americans doing desert stuff.

>>507028289
The land belongs to Mexicans in Mexico not corporations. That is why gringos just can't come in and start building and why everything is nationalized.

A lot of it is insanely empty. Endless endless beautiful but uninhabited coastline on the sea of cortez side in particular. Spent a few weeks going down the coast camping at beaches there's nobody at all a lot of it except in the north and the south of the peninsula.

It’s kinda like cape cod but hotter, shittier, and emptier. So it’s nothing like cape cod.

>>507025764
>America should have Baja California
>and rocky point.
based Arizonan

>>507025432 (OP)
I thought it was just a giant off-road race track

It's nothing there, wild shrubs and rocky cliffs and cactus

pic - La-Paz-Region-Baja-California-Mexico

>>507025432 (OP)
Friendly reminder that Baja California is rightful American land.

>>507027289
>trash everywhere, lining the streets, graffiti covers everything, traffic becomes a cluster fuck - it's a massive contrast to San Diego
this nigga thinks Sandy Eggo is not full of trash, traffic and gaffiti

>>507025432 (OP)
Gay sex.

>>507026103
>SF, some of the most beautiful cities
lmao

look up - up your alley festival

There's rumors of UFOs and underwater ruins in the Sea of Cortez somewhere

>>507026265
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/12/americans-relocating-mexico-city-better-life.html

>>507029011
Yeah and it looks like shit. You could have 5 silicon valleys here.

Had tons of desert tribes who didn't amount for much but built some cool areas, spaniards thought it was too far away for it to be fun other than some port cities like La Paz and San Jose del Cabo.
First injun president from the deep south declares an unannounced war on them centuries later for trying (and succeeding) in separating briefly into a separate nation, killed more than half of the people living there and destroyed most of the old sites. Survivors went to Sonora and Sinaloa, others went to the gold rush in Upper California.
After some old mines were rediscovered they put truckloads of southern mexicans in the rural areas, effectively ethnic cleansed the few remaining natives outside La Paz.
In WWII the mexican congress, composed of mostly southern mexicans eternally buttmad at Yucatan and Northern Mexican stubborness, decide to sell it to either the US or the european nations' fund for jews to live in. President surnamed Aleman cockblocks the law and two forerunners of said papers die.
Somewhere in the 50 and 60's it becomes a tourist spot for some reason, many US criminals escape here or do their shenanigans like kid murdering rituals in Loreto or coke fiend parties at Cabo San Lucas.
Nowadays they get bullied by neighbor states for having no culture and no real people, it's a desert in which its keepers were killed long ago and legends went untold other than few remaining stories and sites. Supposedly old chinese galleons are there from pre-Columbus times, russian pirate port colonies were a thing or so they say, both these groups were around due to the area being widely known for the oversized pearls.

>>507029378
Guy had a pretty metal life. Doctor lawyer merc who killed brown people and established his own countries then executed by firing squad all before the age of 36

>>507025801
go check up on your stockpiles of ammo and penicillin, you failed state monkeys got to survive.

>>507026265
I have this ancient gem too. we should expand it someday.

>>507029644
The ghouls that crawl out of the sewers are horrible, but the city is still largely beautiful.
The police just needs to wall off the Tenderloin and let the zombies eat each other.

>>507025432 (OP)
tourist location for Americans who want to "travel" to Mexico.

>>507025432 (OP)
Best food, decent lays. God I miss Baja.

>>507029863
>somewhere
It is known but nobody cares, Jacques Cousteau knew it
Some anons and i had a theory that there's a pyramid hiding in a mountain range due to the logical holy geometry in leylines pointing at it, but i haven't explored the area due to massive amounts of cartel members.

>>507029378
This desu, southern cricket niggers get mad at that interesting event.
Not really american clay tho, William came here to fillibust some border land and two entire states agreed to him to give themselves up if he guaranteed protection and tax cuts, he did and then ran away when the federal army knocked the doors and started genociding the natives. He then went to El Salvador and did the same, i think he ended up getting killed there.
US could've had more land if they had just sent a battalion but i think they were in the eve of the Civil War.

>>507030288
>Best food
Wrong.

>>507025432 (OP)

if there was a god, this would be set aside strictly for drag racing

>>507029958
Yep he was really Based

>>507029173
Arizona getting rocky point would have changed history. It becomes a massive port. Colorado river remains an actual river and not a dammed up trickle. Rocky Point becomes a massive naval base during WWII, due to being protected by Baja.

Other Arizona rivers would have kept their shipping potential. Phoenix isn't quite as hot due to the water cycle not being fucked up. Yuma has relevance. The former riparian nature of the Sonoran Desert would have been preserved. Instead the ecology has been struggling for 100 years and nobody noticed only because cactus live so long.

>>507025432 (OP)
Mexico's tsunami prevention barrier

>>507030288
Tell us of your travels

>>507029958
>killed brown people
Proofs? he was known for being a pacifist here, didn't kill anyone, just pure charisma and political fake promises

>>507025432 (OP)
All of this is rightful American clay

>>507030291
It's mad how Mexico is this high level PVP zone and there's genuine mysteries and treasures to be found but impossible for one man to explore.

>>507025432 (OP)
Baja Blast

>>507030552
>It becomes a massive port
It's not deep-seated so it could've not been that, Guaymas is more suited for that.
Also one of the UFO holes is there, you would've gotten fucked in all holes if you attempted a submarine base there.

>>507025432 (OP)
Fishing on the east
Surfing on the west
Dirt bikes and dune buggys in the middle

>>507025432 (OP)
BAHAHAHAHA

>>507029046
Anons looking for a comfy summer beach read, Peter Benchley, author of Jaws, wrote The Girl of the Sea of Cortez. Gud. Also the Fletch book set in Brazil if you're after lulz

>>507025432 (OP)
This disgusting american harlot is polluting our beautiful land, that's whats going on.

https://youtu.be/gVnxK6jfwKo

>>507030718
Well obviously you're not a Niggaraguan

>>507030792
It's possible but you have to struggle against cartels, anglo "explorers" aka jew mercs stealing shit and the government declaring anything cool a federal property and bussing hundreds of illiterate subhumans to cleanse the natives.
Mexico is one of those countries where the natives do not declare or "discover" cool ancestral areas because that means destruction of their homes via economic fuckery and population replacement. See what happened to the mennonites and the mayans.

>>507030952
Still would

>>507025801
>it's to isolated for anything
Give it to the white man and 20 years later you'll be climbing a wall to get in, because you prefer that still over working yourself.

>>507030952
Leave Britney alone you dumb cockroach, why not talk about the jews in Cabos and Loreto instead?

>>507025432 (OP)
Fentanyl smuggling and dos equis with lime in it.

>>507026679
Just one look at the buildings and you KNOW they're fucking kids in there...

>>507031064
Oh, you meant that part of his life

>>507031239
>dos equis with lime in it
Mutt slop

>>507025432 (OP)
In Tijuana you have medical tourism, sex tourism, incels going to hong kong brothel and the redlight

Further down you have beachside towns with coastal sea-themed restaurants in Ensenada and Rosarito

I went fishing with my dad and uncle one time in Ensenada we got squid and fish and saw whales, this was like back in 07ish maybe Idk

Further all the way down you have cabo and la paz and other towns by the water

Cabo being the most famous for white sorority bitches and frat bros to go party and get charged gringo taxes, also for white drunk bitches to get fondled by meseros

There's also some place in baja where you can go see sharks, I forgot where exactly it was, I think maybe further off the coast of Ensenada

Also the Baja 1000

Your circle also includes Mexicali I believe which is close to the us border and apparently famous for its chinese food in mex

>>507025583
Unironically that site is a chemical wasteland due to the largest salt mine (after Plebbit) called Mitsubishi Ojo de Liebre Guerrero Negro

>>507027653
BC is pretty peaceful outside of Tijuana, you want Tamaulipas for the Mad Max experience.

>>507029929
Interesting

>>507025432 (OP)
Vacations

>>507026265
>nuclear mine
>immune to nuclear mines
this one always gets me

>>507030105
>Prostitute of Netherlands [the brothel of Europe] thinking about Penicillin

Bingo

>>507025432 (OP)
Baja 1000 race.

>>507027802
kek

>>507027498
You'd think the jews would be happy about america saving them from the holocaust, but no, they hate and want to destroy america even more because of this for some reason.

>>507025432 (OP)
Surfing, tacos, drugs, violence, whores.

>>507025810
Lol, you can't even clean your Credit score, nor your arteries from all that trans fat, Gringolem

Tj north. Shithole city. Lots of people. Drug smuggling


South has beach resort for richfags who overpay

>>507025432 (OP)
Jesse Venture lives there.

>>507031367
Surprised a German knows about it but you're correct. That area is an arid wasteland

>>507029929
high effort appreciated

>>507025432 (OP)
Jesse Ventura lives there

>>507030188
Sure, just mind your step
>tfw I gotta get up early one day to dump some shit on ggb and then report it to get that ping
Wonder if they'll take report of human shit on faralone islands? kekaroo

>>507029929
>russian pirate port colonies
I'm intrigued where can I find our more?

>>507031768
What is this? Small Pajeetistan?

>>507031675
that's Will Sasso

>>507026694
developing land for tourism can benefit the locals.

If the retards in Gaza just built a bunch of resorts and Casinos along their beach for rich Euros they could have out kiked the kikes and have a fuck ton of money for their people to live better lives.

>>507031954
It shows all reported human shit locations between 2011-19 in San Francisco.
>one of the world's most expensive cities

>>507025432 (OP)
Expensive resorts, surrounded by the most vile people you could ever encounter.

>>507032171
kek, i get that reference

>>507032183
Nobody is going to go to fucking gaza when they have Spain and turkey. You are spouting out zion don talking points in his genocide attempt of gaza on behalf of israel. Muh resorts and rebuilding

>>507031928
Afaik there were a lot of Russian seal hunters in an island called Guadalupe sometime in the 19th century

>>507025432 (OP)
best strip clubs/brothels in the world, drugs, a lot of murder, like a lot

>>507025432 (OP)
Whores

>>507025662
the tacos are very good it should be said, especially if it's made by some old lady on a cart in the street.

>>507028006
The Illusion lives somewhere near Malibu, Ca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

>>507032213
So South Park wasn't far off?

>>507030950
I'd recommend The Black Pearl by Scott O'Dell. Set in La Paz if I remember but like a hundred years ago or something. Short meant for kids but still really good.

>>507026265
>pics
Why hasn't this been built yet? Where is congress?

>>507032861
sf is great if you're a rich dink or a faggot
otherwise it fucking sucks
enjoy paying $8 for a gallon of milk...
>t norcal

>>507032717
Cheap too. One or two dollars a taco. I used to live in tijuana. I miss it even though it isnt perfect and 90 percent of it looks like a shithole. Its expensive though

>gringolem

>>507025432 (OP)

When I was a kid I ran away to Tijuana and drove down the coast there. It's not a great place, but it is beautiful sometimes. Everyone is trying to scam you, including the cops...but it's also a cheap place to vacation and some areas aren't that dirty, just kind of poor.

The food is good,

>>507027498
He really thinks he’s in any way related to the ancient Jews? Lmao

>>507031367
This, Guerrero Negro is a southern mexican hellhole where no law patrolled for decades. Saline town with no ecosystem restrictions, destroyed nature by mindless foreigners.

>>507031928
There's obscure references in some local books, by the time i find the source this thread will be long over but there's not much to be said according to legend, they just traded with La Paz pearl fishermen and had some holes on the beach to rest before supposedly returning.
In theory it could've not been difficult, they were already in Anchorage and the sea currents naturally reach the area. Hence why the chinese story also makes sense, by currents only they could've reached Sinaloa.

>>507033278
Cops need to be shot dead there. I would have a business card of a police chief and they would always let me go

They stop people randomly. Especially at night. For $

>>507033002
Really dark energy in that city. Maybe that's just because of where I was. Just felt like I was in a Sicario scene the whole time.
But hey, good tacos, good whores.
Hearing it's expensive is surprising. Maybe in the parts that you'd actually want to live in I guess.

There's also some island in the Sea of Cortez that's an active volcano

>>507033002
how the fuck is TJ expensive?
you mean all the boomer and genxers have driven up housing/rental prices?
>>507033347
Depends on what time period you are talking about, of course, but Russians might have even been in Cali (Fort Ross) at the time.
That's cool. The word "pirates" intrigued me because I never heard of piracy really being a thing for Russians (although I'm sure it happened sometimes)

mexico in general seems to be very poopy

>>507032555
>best strip clubs/brothels in the world
If that's so then the world is not very good at it
>>507033002
Tijuana is a shithole indeed and an extremely bad element to gauge Northern Mexico as few locals live there
>two dollars a taco
Expensive desu, it is an expensive little hellhole indeed but the chinese food is decent.
What was a colombian doing there, may i ask?

>>507033470
>>507033493
Hes Colombian, everywhere other than Venezuela is expensive for them

>>507025432 (OP)
this
https://youtu.be/Mzgnna3TpiM&t=9m2s

>>507033564
Go to any Mexican restaurant baño in America and notice how the poo paper is in the trash can. They have no concept of indoor plumbing.

>>507033706
oy vey

>>507027289
Mexico is filled with Mexicans

>>507033577
>If that's so then the world is not very good at it
They really aren't. You guys are the closest to the ideal. From what I've seen anyway. Thailand is close or maybe even better depending on taste.
I like how your bars take the customer seriously. All the servers wear a number and open bottles in front of you. It's like, they know that you're in the middle of this ultra dangerous place and they do everything they can to make you feel like you're insulated from that. I appreciate that. Very good customer service.
Also latinas > asians there's just no way around that. When they're 18-25 anyway.

>>507033760
imagine how nice this place would be if it wasn't for mexican people.

I wouldn't even mind a little Mexicantown. But they just overran it.

>>507033470
>>507033493
>Hearing it's expensive is surprising
>how the fuck is TJ expensive?
It's one of the most expensive cities in the entire country, what kind of overpaying shenanigans did you guys do?
Rentals are up the wall and food is expensive even compared to tourist sites bar Cancun, even whores are expensive or so they say
And what kind of tacos did you eat, all mex stuff there sucked ass compared to other places except the chinese food, it is really good but Mexicali/SLRC and some parts of Sonora compete easily and for way less money.
>Just felt like I was in a Sicario scene the whole time.
Brainlet take

>>507033642
Fuck off, 2 dollars a taco is robbery unless it was specialty like grilled beef or shrimp Williams, also i've been there and you should kill yourself if you think 10,000 pesos for a one room apartment anywhere not in the peripherals is cheap

>>507033470
I mean compared to other parts of mexico. I lived in a gated community and paid 1450 dollar a month. Same place would be half the price in colombia. Probably 3000 a month in san diego

But yes you get dark shady feel especially at night but its not that dangerous for most people. I enjoyed my time there. Mexican people are more genuine and friendly and less likely to stab you in the back like south americans
>>507033493
Its just one of the most expensive cities in mexico. Obviously because of its location
>>507033577
I was working and living there for about 13 months.

Cheap tacos maybe 20 pesos. Anything good/ good quality was 30 to 40 minimum per taco.

>>507033979
>Brainlet take
wym? there were humvees full of soldiers driving down the back streets and bullet holes in random shit and pretty clearly cartel dudes moving openly

>>507033915
California used to be a white paradise until Reagan and Jewish judges decided they needed more brown slaves to pick the fruit

>>507034141
real talk nigga. reagan is rotting in hell

>>507025432 (OP)
Donkey shows and beach parties.

>>507025432 (OP)
>that little slither connecting it to the rest
If you look at a map Americans once had the opportunity to take that and other places

>>507025432 (OP)
Eating psychedelics in the desert ocean.

>>507033760
Mutts don't get it but i am not saying it's good, let me explain it to you like 3 little shells:
In a bathroom connected to a city sewage system, in which you have a 4' plumbing fixed to it and your toilet has enough pressure to drown big enough turds with paper, you put the shat paper in to go away.
If your bathroom is not connected to a sewage system, which is often in old houses and rural areas, and your toilet is old and/or connected with only a 2' galvanized tube, then you poop in it only, the paper goes aside. Why? because if not then the thing that tube is connected to, usually a sanitary register outside the house, will get all the paper plastered everywhere, made hard and seal itself with a massive poo paper plug.

That's why your dumbass retarded nigger mutt face has to hire sewage fags to unplug your registers every 5 years in suburban houses with an industrial stirrer and a vacuum that sucks all the poo into a big ass truck. If you don't put paper in then that shit will naturally go into the underground aquifers and filtrate itself with rocks, stones and soil.

>>507034101
Oh sorry, i take it back, i meant ugly puerto ricans larping as commandos with a yellow tint going around eating tacos with a fork along with blonde agents trying to pass as natives.

>>507025432 (OP)
Isn’t this where Kino dives for pearls?

>>507025432 (OP)
ask jessie ventura

>>507034475
The point is we have first world technology in America and you should not be afraid to use it. And we have an economy that allows for job creation.

>>507033979
>mexicali
They should just systematically bulldoze this dump, except for the little Chinesca neighborhood which could be cool in the desert. Use the bulldozed material collected for land reclamation on the coast. Imagine a rollercoaster on reclaimed land right on the San Diego/TJ coast.

Once we take over Baja and don't need that border wall anymore, we can build an amusement park there right on the water. Would be beautiful. There's a river estuaray right next to it too, which would be nice to see from up above form your 25th floor hotel window or something .

We'll turn the Playas de Tijuana into a proper resort town. I'm thinking of changing the name into "Playjas" or something fun like that.

>>507034053
>I was working and living there
I wonder...
And TJ people are scumbags and well known in the northwestern area as shylocks, funny how you found them to be decent enough given that most of the trash from the continent is in there.

>>507026265
>>507026265
>>507026265

>>507034710
>And we have an economy that allows for job creation
We don't, that was the point, no need to spend money on some fags to pump your 2yo poo out
And clearly money doesn't fix dumbness, America is build around throwing money at problems

That's confidential taco bell trade secret information.

>>507034843
Being dumb is one thing but being poor and dumb is an entirely different matter

>>507025432 (OP)
construction of fender guitars and cocaine to be shipped across the border

>>507034475
this is why bidets should be universal instead

>>507034714
To be fair i rather have the chicali people still around, who are very decent people despite being a border enabling folk, than have the possibility of niggers and jews you will invariably import here.
We already had 3 pajeets in Puerto Guachesco (Rocky Point in americanese) that you guys brought over and they made a mess, one was a conman and the other raped and decapitated some girl.

>>507025432 (OP)
The Baja Blast plantations. Modern day slavery.
No better than the Dole corporation.

>>507034752
Well colombians are shitty people. Ghetto men will kill for a hundred dollar. And so many scammers

My landlord in tj never gave me back my security deposit when i left. Chinese bitch.

But i never had issues with people outright trying to scam me. I had a lot of waiters try to give me wrong change . Probably the worst. But keep in mind im comparing to colombia. Most mexicans in tj are not scammers. Most are decent. My point

>>507025432 (OP)
Rich white people and poor hippy white people and Mexicans profiting off them both.

>>507025432 (OP)
Offroad racing, good seafood, swanky hotels, gringoy tourists

>>507025432 (OP)
Fishing and drinking.

>>507025432 (OP)
This is just like an extension of the USA. But this is also a proof that Mexico ain't not a complete shithole country and that it's not that bad there as people make it to be. It's just the criminal and poor leaving.

>>507031591
>Gringolem
OK that was good.

>>507025432 (OP)
thats the vestigial tail

>>507031367
how does salt create a chemical wasteland
its just salt bruh
white ass think salt is spicy

>>507034950
You got me there, no arguments from my part
>>507035114
>never gave me back my security deposit
>lot of waiters try to give me wrong change
I am seeing you were getting scammed all the time, perhaps i am not realizing i live in a relative heaven but a waiter giving wrong change is a guaranteed insult, not getting the deposit back is stealing shit right after. Hard crime keeps soft criminals at bay.
I've been to Bogota, Cali and Armenia and i still think Colombians are one of the most polite latin americans around along with Costa Ricans and Peruvians, but you fellas always have this air of not really telling someone the truth or doing fake smiles, like a forced politeness.
Mysterious guys, Paisas were not like that often but they are the equivalent of our Sinaloa people, good but batshit insane when irritated, certainly people not to drink heavily with.

>>507025432 (OP)
Baja 500

>>507025432 (OP)

>>507035072
>chicali
what do you mean by this?
>border enabling folk
explain
>niggers
they're collapsing in number in cali
>jews
don't be mean to senorita sheinbaum

Cacti everywhere, roadside kidnappings of dumb American tourists, and Cabo degenerate partying again by western tourists.

>Baka California
Desu ne!

Vacationed with my family there when I was a little kid. I just remember it having cool wetlands with lots of huge lizards and spiders.

>>507035799
Well the change part is easy because you call them out and they get scared and pretend its just a mistake. Chinese landlord is just acting like a jew and claiming repairs needed when its not. Pure greed. So thats my only issue i had there. Cops are more to worry about

Colombians are friendly and polite but they will stab you in the back if they see opportunity . At least paisas

>>507025432 (OP)
NCR ranger squadrons attempting to expand the nation’s tax base, though with much of their resources diverted to the Mojave it has proven a struggle to get the local towns under their authority.

>>507025801
> Isolated
> a peninsula
Hey, you dumb Latinx, take a Geography 101. It is poor because your society can only produce drug traffickers and corruption.
Give this peninsula to a new nation of the poorest Europeans and they'll make it a country your people will drown in the sea to try to illegally break in.

>>507035865
>what do you mean by this?
Chicali(s) is a slang term for people from Mexicali, it's a love term not used as a derogatory. The bad slang for them would be chinamen or dogeaters.
>explain
Border towns and cities in Northern Mexico are known for their rampant crime, liberal voting and all kinds of loonie shit due to continental immigration staying there so they are often enabling or not caring about stuff like niggers, voodoo shit, Santa Muerte altars in plain sight and foreigners openly stepping on locals.
Enabler is a long-winded result of an insult translation against border people, when they come down to any town or city and if they whine about something we just reply with "you are an enabler anyways" or "te dejas igual" meaning something like they just let things go by without doing anything, be it crime or prices. Dejados would be the original word, kinda like cuck but that's another word.
>they're collapsing in number in cali
Yeah no i don't believe it, i've been to SanFran and L.A., you are filled with them
>don't be mean to senorita sheinbaum
Nobody likes them but they hide very well here, lady president is a case of jews not caring anymore but those who do are hard to spot. There's folk ways but they are obsolete, like looking for way too many candle marks on the wall or asking them to pray together.

>>507025764
if you did, you would have way more mexicans on your side, is that what you want?

>>507036413
don't reply to me you African nigger nation.

>>507025801
>Mexico has some the worst geographies of an nation. It's a fucking fluke it didn't break apart into other nations.
it is very tough. Mountains, jungle and deserts.
>>507026103
>is it really that bad?
it's a desert dude, I've been. The ocean is very pretty though, in the same way it is over in Saudi Arabia. Pretty nice vibe in Baja California though, can have a good time.

>>507036553
Nobody lived there back then anyways.

>>507036553
Our forefathers would not have been as kind to the local population as modern politicians

>>507025432 (OP)
Nothing.
It's empty.

They built everything in America but yet Mexico is an empty shithole beside the cities along our border and the Yucatan.

When the 3rd Mexican-American war kicks off we should turn it into a mega space port and strip mine it for Rare Earth.

Hundreds of miles of rocket launch sites.

>>507036312
>Cops are more to worry about
Yeah no kidding, the police are another cartel here, street knowledge
>At least paisas
I found them to be the most sincere, Bogota people felt masked.

>>507036413
>take a Geography 101
Why don't you? did you know that to reach the area from Mexico you need to cross a desert drier than the Sahara? and it's dune shit so no rocky spots to build something.
>The poorest Europeans
The ones without niggers, Jean?

>>507036745
>Mexico is an empty shithole beside the cities along our border and the Yucatan.
are you actually retarded? The most populous part of Mexico is Mexico City, by far. Monterrey is large, and some of the border cities are pretty big, but other than that northern mexico is sparse. And yucatan is too outside of the resort bullshit and the single real city, Merida.

>>507025432 (OP)
the NCR dispatched all Veteran Rangers to Baja to protect the Brahmin Barons and their herds from Raiders

>>507036605
They did, they got killed after the Mex-America War
You would've had a situation similar to Arizona, putting them in reservations even if they were spaniards.
>>507036913
>And yucatan is too outside of the resort bullshit
The resort bullshit is literally Yucatan, except it got separated by federal law because most of the insurgents lived there. Then decades later it was renamed Quintana Roo.
Did you know Yucatan was its own country until Mexico invaded it and killed the spaniard elite? it was once called the white city because all the downtowners were euros but once the french-sided mexican elites got in they started chopping heads. Rural injuns, aka descendants of the mayans, got mad but ultimately got sieged in the jungle and their ancestral areas turned resorts.

>>507025432 (OP)
Gay sex.

>>507036476
>Yeah no i don't believe it
they are collapsing in number in california. there's nothing to disagree with in that regard. It's pure statistics.
>Chicali(s) is a slang term for people from Mexicali, it's a love term not used as a derogatory. The bad slang for them would be chinamen or dogeaters.
I see. Mexicali is a literal shithole that needs to go. It's polluting the desert. I wouldn't even call it a city rather a bunch of shacks in the middle of fucking nowhere just bc a US town is on the other side of the wall.

>>507025432 (OP)
mostly off-roading and fishing

>>507025432 (OP)
Baja means to poop in swedish so tha name of that is poopin california and sour poop california

>>507035688
Plants are pussies that hate having slightly too much salt. Well, all the planets worth eating.

>>507037615
>bc a US town is on the other side of the wall
It is literally the Yuma people you expelled after the Mesilla deal, you silly goose

>>507036781
Why cross from Mexico when you can just ship everything from the sea? It has long been and is still the cheapest transportation mean.
Look at the economic History of (literal) islands such as Japan, England or Australia... Study how the Baltic sea was essential for Scandinavian prosperity
I appreciated your previous posts though. Are you from this region? How is the rain there?
>The poorest Europeans
> The ones without niggers, Jean?
Well obviously. I am not talking about creating another Haiti.

>>507025801
Mexico's only real issue (other than the Mexicans) is a lack of rivers. You've got maybe a half dozen navigable rivers which means that before the past 130 or so years it was difficult to build cities in most of the country due to transportation problems. That's why most of Mexico's population is around the South/Central corridor where Lake Texcoco was.

>>507038130
>when you can just ship everything from the sea?
Sea is countercurrent away from Baja if you are in the mexican shore, you would need to sail from the deep south (subhumans here) go to the pacific and then come from the north to port. Very skilled explorers like Cortez and the ruskie pirates could do it often hence why the area is known locally as Sea of Cortez.
Also good luck shipping all the supplies and along the sandy and rocky roads
>the cheapest transportation mean
Not back then, big boats were hard to come by as they were military only, civilians couldn't have nor build them
>Are you from this region? How is the rain there?
Yeah, it rained last week, a good spot since we didn't have it for two consecutive days since August and the odd day in January. We still need a good bunch more but i don't think it will rain well unless the gov chemtrails us again with silver plane farts.

>>507025432 (OP)
crime and coronas

>>507038531
>civilians couldn't have nor build them
Sounds like a you problem

>>507033493
>The word "pirates" intrigued me because I never heard of piracy really being a thing for Russians
Russians were famous for their river pirates, there's a whole lore about that with their Fitzcarraldo shenanigans with slaves carrying shit and mythical circular behemoth boats.
We supposedly got the imperial, lawless but polite kind that were probably seasoned explorers from the Kamchatka journeys from Vitus Bering or Herr Steller.

>>507038868
Yeah, Baja is also an us problem unless the US one day decides to make a second Israel near them

>>507025432 (OP)
The US should annex Baja, then deport the natives. It would be very based and infuriate the leftist kikes.

>>507025801
>Too isolated
God damn you browns really need the whipped cracked to do anything. Looks like prime real estate to me.

>>507025432 (OP)
>What goes on here?

Good times.... Baja Cali is the safest area in Mexico....

>>507027802
Based Sadam enjoyer

>>507039373
>Looks like prime real estate to me.
From all the jewish posts in this thread, yours wins the trunk with an explosive golden pager in it

>>507025432 (OP)
The land there has to be fucking crazy expensive, hell everywhere is on the beach.

Baja blast them out of existence

The US real estate jews would turn this place into a wasteland of Luxury duplexes(for only $799,999/unit!) within a year

>>507038069
WHAT IS THAT, PUNK?

Post made by Nightshade supremacy gang

>>507031768
all that poop can be blamed on jeets imported by tech companies

>>507033979
What are shrimp williams tacos?

>>507025764
We shall annex it.

>>507037184
>The resort bullshit is literally Yucatan, except it got separated by federal law because most of the insurgents lived there. Then decades later it was renamed Quintana Roo.
yeah I meant Yucatan in the geographical sense.
>Did you know Yucatan was its own country
I did know that, but not the details. Nicaragua had a somewhat similar situation with the eastern part.

>>507025764
Imagine the hellish border control

>>507041160
Exactly my thoughts, all the nature would be stripped down to accommodate strip malls and resorts nobody needs or wants. Apparently the retards here think it's some great victory over Mexico.

>>507039813
It has your version of Africans that can't even prevent failed statehood, if it's expensive it's because of all the racketeering money you have to pay to your local cartel so that Carlita and the 16 goblins she shat out of her putrid spic snatch don't burn your house down.

>>507029173
There’s still time for us brothers.

>>507025432 (OP)
Vacations

>>507030552
We just need California to stop growing a avocados and dumping our water in the ocean

>>507041818
also white people retirement, low amount of karens

>>507025583
>scammons lagoon
That's where California grey whales spawn in the winter.

>>507025432 (OP)
it' nice. i want to move to ensenada. i wouldn't recommend going oustide the tourist areas in tijuana.

>>507041411
Shrimp wrapped in bacon

>>507042115
so which cartel are you in? did you join or were you rolled in by your family?

>>507025432 (OP)
Formerly dune buggies, fish tacos, whiteboy summer parties, and mormons. Now marijuana farms and cartel violence. May Nicholas Trist suffer an eternity in hell for betraying the explicit orders of the president.

>>507041856
all that water is being used for ai slop now

That’s Mexico’s Florida

>>507042197
Click your wooden shoes three times and fuck off

>>507025432 (OP)
The only reason this is not America's is because you'd have to build a sea wall if it was.

>>507038042

>>507039813
on the beach in rosarito for 350k
https://www.realtor.com/international/mx/mazatlan-f6-santa-monica-playas-de-rosarito-baja-california-playas-de-rosarito-baja-california-310097962372/

>>507042594
Nobody wants to play Uno with you because you'll take all the green cards and nobody wants to jog with you because you are too good at cross country.

>>507042640
CAPTOR mines are beautiful.

>>507042311
doing my part!

>>507039232
inb4 mexico's the 51st state

>>507042831
You have to reclaim land from the sea to make space for all those niggers and morrocans you bring in, and for all the bicycles you gay Belgians use

>>507025432 (OP)
A bunch of white boomers on the south, mystery mix on the north, nothing in the middle.

>>507043111
When you went to elementary school and got the assignment to put your family tree on paper, the Amazon's deforestation rate doubled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E1d_Lzfvk

You'll have an anchor baby this Christmas.

>>507029929
Nice to see a real post.

>>507043306
I thought German humor was bad but that was lame as fuck. I thought you guys were funny because all you do is smoke weed and talk in a meme language
>floofen flyffen steilandluffen floof waff weef

>>507043306
Fucking nerd lmao you gotta be some sort of insecure durka refugee, corny ass

>>507042594
>Click your wooden shoes three times and fuck off

Kek. Good comeback mexibro.

>>507025583
You can go live there, I'm sure those drug cartel members would love a skinny, annoying, dog fucking leaf such as yourself.

>>507026265
this

America should honestly just nuke Mexico. Nothing would happen after, no other country would want to risk nuclear war and would instead just sneed online. Turn the whole place into refried beaners.

>>507026103
Your instinct is correct that western nations (and now middle eastern ones) have developed far shittier pieces of land into valuable real estate and COULD do the same in Baja.

But I think it’s just that Mexico is viewed as such a risky, cartel-driven shithole outside of the Yucatán tourist strip that no one really thinks it’s worth the effort.

>>507047134
That would bring a tsunami of refugees to the USA's borders the like of which the world has not before witnessed.

>>507047328
Good luck getting past the nuclear mines, pendejo >>507026265

>>507025432 (OP)
Cheaper putas the farther south you go until Cabo which are Tijuana prices

>>507025432 (OP)
From all the states, Las Bajas (specially Baja Sur) are the ones that I always wanted to visit the most. Never could, I had no money back then; and now I have no time

>>507031591
>Gringolem
I usually go with gringoy but gringolem is top notch

>>507047462
what are the Tijuana prices?

>>507026265
funny you say that when california is filled with huehue monkeys

>>507046229
Why you being so rude bitch.

>>507026669
>if it was part of the USA it would be prime real estate

written by a true golem

>>507036413
negros and muslim sacks of shit took over your rat infested shithole, settle down, froggy

>>507025432 (OP)
Boojum trees

very informative thread and subject matter. only on a board filled with evil astroturfed shit, at least this one is educational

>>507046229
that was just unnecessary and rude and weird of you

it was popular during the 90s, i think surfers go there or something?

>>507054188
Yeah what the fuck, I didn't think this thread would blow up.

One of the top suppliers in the 1970s of LSD to the west coast of the United States ended up there after he got out of prison. He lived in a broken down van along the beach. He died a penniless hippie. The locals knew nothing about his past. Anyway, his ashes are in a box under a guy's bed in a room above a ice cream parlor. Somehow I got snarled up into having to deal with all of this mess. The LSD hippie's daughter was one of my side girls at the time. The stupid shit I do for pussy.

>>507025432 (OP)
Wine, beaches, hot Japanese women, that's all I know about baja.

>>507025432 (OP)
Rich gringos.

>>507025432 (OP)
Poorly made Fender guitars go on there.

>>507025432 (OP)
Lots of vacation properties getting snatched up by loud mouthed Commiefornians and obnoxious boomers on the southern half.
Don't know about the north.

>>507048717
> gringoy

>>507025432 (OP)
Murders

>>507036913
I stayed in Merida in 2018. They even have a fancy Walmart.