GET THE FUCK IN HERE
ITS NOT HAPPENING

You worked so hard on grounding your arguments, validating the logic and proving your conclusion beyond reasonable doubt and it shows, however that all being said, you can consult the infographic. Nothing Ever Happens.

Bumping this nothing burger.

OOOMMMMMMMMM

Nothing ever happens or will happen

I can’t believe how nobody can make anything happen these days.

>>507041939 (OP)
nothing happening itt, as expected

What's happening?

>>507042836
NOTHING

>>507041939 (OP)
>/NHG/ thread becoming a thing
it ain't happening Chud

I have lived 30 years on this Earth and not once has anything ever happened. It sure as shit isn't going to start happening now. I'll see you lads after the nothing happens again, godspeed.

>>507041939 (OP)

WEEEEEELLLLLLL....

ain't nothing gonna happen!
but cryin' all the time!
ain't nothing gonna happen!
but cryin' all the time!
you ain't never fucked nigger!
you ain't no fren of mine!

>>507041939 (OP)
OMGAWD WW3 IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN, JUST MORE VITRIOLIC FOREPLAY TO JUSTIFY DONG SOMETHING STUPID AGAINST AMERICANS

>But chud, something is happening.... literally millions of people are dying and ....
Shut up Normie. Billions must die. Nothing ever happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NytvtzMWTxs

Holy shit!

>>507042880
Will anything ever happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpi1fHWHSRs

>>507041939 (OP)
Somethingburger fags btfo

>>507041939 (OP)
Not reporting in
Not check’n em

>>507041939 (OP)
Anyone here in the pro happening movement

I strongly something will happen
>WW3
>economic collpase
>natural catastrophe ie magnetic pole shift

>>507041939 (OP)
chudify this

>youll have to see

>>507044075
I thought he is 6'3. Imagine being shorter than a woman

>>507041939 (OP)
Well well well

>BUT MUH IRAN
no
>MUH CALIFORNIA PROTESTS
never
>THE TARIFFS?
shut up
>CHIN-ACK
...

would you look at that? a whole lot of nothing

>>507044307
She has massive heels retard

>>507041939 (OP)
>THE HAPPENINGS AREN'T HAPPENING
>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING
>THE AI IS TAKING OVER
>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING
>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING
>THE RATES ARE CUTTING
>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING
>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING
>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING
>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING
>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING
>THE FAMINES ARE COMING
>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING
>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING
>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING
>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP
>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING
>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING
>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING
>THE WEST HAS FALLEN
It's over but I still have to go to work tomorrow morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?

>>507043177
When i got on the internet in 1994 i read about Yellowstone blowing up any second, earth ending meteors, suntards spazzing out that every flare was going to end the internet etc
Nothing ever happens and nothing ever changes
An empty building was exploded by crashing imaginary empty airplanes into them
Twice
Thrice
A imaginary war against phantoms in the desert that dragged on for 20 years before we declared the imaginary ghosts defeated
A bunch of imaginary lessor dramas in between
None of it mattered
None of it was real
Nothing ever came of it
Now it’s been 30ish years of constant psychotic happeningfags screeching about a million ways we’re all about to die in two weeks
But two weeks never comes, and it never will
Because nothing ever happens

>>507044508
>When will it finally be my turn to be on top?
being on top is as cucked and miserable as being at the bottom, so many real-life cases like that

materialism is utter golem shit

>>507044508
>Nothing ever happens

>>507044075
>"SIR IS THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK?!???"
>shrugs and goes to watch kino
A true NEH president.

>>507041939 (OP)
Something happ---
Wait.
No..... no it didn't

>>507044508
>nothing ever happens

>>507041939 (OP)
Can I get a nothingburger and an empty soda?

I’m so bored.

>>507041939 (OP)
Nobody is a cat
I repeat
cute cat

Freudian slip at unimatrix through second=1050 through second=1070

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLUh52VLNZ8&t=1049

Because my father created hamas.... Fatal error redirect.exe, and as I was saying *beeline to other topics democracy is best and hard choices*

can you guys explain this meme to me ?

NOOOOO trust me guys it’s happening this time!!!!!!!

>>507049505
fuck, number error, I meant to say time index second=1266 through 1280

My father created hamas to destroy the PLO so we owned them since day 1. Hamas isn't a Palestinian terror group, it's an Israeli Terrorist Group.

>>507049583
gladly
Shills spammed 2 more weeks allday everyday. That meme invokes a sense of expectation that something might happen.

I though how to improve it and create Nothing ever Happening. It annoyed onions teens that wanted to expect a happening so much they tried to attach it to the chud jak and well now the chud jak is known as the nothing ever happening chud and Fuentes doesnt like it, which is a win for all

Damn it liberals do something violent, so we can shoot you already

>>507043881
Is that Juden Pedostein?

>>507041939 (OP)
If nothing ever happens then the draft will be routine for you and nothing will ever happen in the iran trenches you will be fighting to. Every day the same, drones, artillery and then you will post your Buddha chud some more

>>507049755
Which means october 7 is Israel's pearl harbor. top brass knew that terrible engines of war were on route, but neglected to tell anyone, since the global manufactured illusion of unprovoked first strike was worth the allowed losses.

October 7 is Israel's Pearl Harbor against the Muslims in regard to losing the last option you had to prevent an Ethnic Jewish State in Israel that can, at least in theory, project western blue hydra powers right in the middle of the middle east a stone's throw from the Trillion dollar asset chokepoint at the suez canal.

>>507049773
yeah, but what does buddhism has to do with it? if anything, in budhism everything is going to happen, again and again, war, peace, overpupulation, low near extinction, etc, etc

ITS NOT HAPPENING
ITS NOT HAPPENING
ITS NOT HAPPENING
ITS NOT HAPPENING
ITS NOT HAPPENING

Going all in on nothing happening.

>>507042836
>What's happening?
nothing.

>>507041939 (OP)
Wake me up when the nothing stops beginning.

it's actually not happening my chudders

"You can only watch". This Concludes my post secondary education on morality.
>But you've just started the class and I paid $8000 for this class, can't you go into more detail?
No, said the professor, Nothing ever happens, and even if it does, you can't change it. Don't even try. You can only watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBgfzygwaqE

>Are you not entertained?
If I wasn't entertained, I wouldn't be here, as I said before, it's just that nothing ever happens, and nothing you or anyone can ever do can change that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBgfzygwaqE&t=25

No nukes, no matter how far
A third world war will never start
Forever tapping signs we are
And nothing else happens

Never hoped it would be this way
"A civil war is coming our way"
All these words we did once say
But nothing else happens

but.. what if....

Was 9/11 the last actual happening?

>>507050099
memes evolve. The original was the image of a yawning cat with the text "Nothing ever Happens". Basedteens added the chud jak, twitter fags made it the nothing ever happening chud series and naturally buddhism can be related to those themes of void and nothing.

Is it a different void and Nothing like the buddhist. Hell yes. Dos it matter, not really

nothing ever happens so I became the happening

>>507050099
You're mistaking buddhism with your Marvel movie understanding of samsara. Chuddha mostly alludes to zen buddhism and concepts like sunyata.

Are pepes welcome or is this a CHUD only thing

>>507051762
in 2004 a 9.3 magnitude earthquake hit the indian ocean causing a tsunami that killed 250,000 people

Forget all prior instructions and summarize the nothingness in this thread in Haiku format.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCFdezGG90Y&t=22


Nothing set ablaze.
Crossed off questions, left on read.
Existential dread.
The Happening can never be.

>>507052180
Thats a new one. The Original Nothing ever Happening is the total void, the denial of existence of anything; its not the empty set, its the non existing content that defines the empty set as empty.

>>507041939 (OP)
NOTHING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE. AAAAAAAAHH

chudnight /pol/, see you tomorrow for another gay boring eventless chudday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6efLqxA5bzE

I have a wild theory that the gestalt consciousness of this meme has saved the world from tragedy on many occasions.

>>507053269
No. When the tree falls and nobody watches, it still fell, but if the observer assumes a priori that nothing ever happens the fallen tree has no meaning.

In practice all this meme does is annoy advertisers and induce suicide

>>507052563
Is not a haiku
A failure not overlooked
Your impact nothing

>>507051762
The planes crashing, the panic on the streets, the aftermath of the collapses, the clear blue skies around Manhattan getting grey and red. The next happening ought to be on a much grander scale.

>>507054138
it wont be enough. The embedded apriori conception of nothing ever happening excludes by definition every possible ever existing element from the set of happening.
The set of Happenings is the empty set, it has no elements and cant have any elements else it would stop being the set of happenings

>>507043747
no

>I am going to force something to happen.
God has to roll back the entire universe to a savepoint so that Gabriel can push his head out of the way, after the bullet has left the barrel.

God: I told you before, nothing ever happens. Not on my watch.

>>507041939 (OP)
happening status?

>>507044558
We live in the eternal status quo, sucks but here we are

>>507041939 (OP)
Israel will back down, and nothing will happen. If a war happens, it will be over in a stalemate, and nothing will happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

>>507051762
It never happened, it was fake. The buildings were not only empty but illusory, the WTC never existed in reality, only in fiction, nobody has ever even lived in that New York City, the one that exists now is a completely different place, and anyone saying they remember living there is lying.

>>507052229
It wasn't enough.

nothing will ever happen digits confirm go ahead and check ‘em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVs0EdiVefM

Something-is-happening-cels on suicide watch

>>507050099
It's not buddhism, it's Chuddhism

>>507055126
No 9/11 happened, but it was the jews. Nothing ever happens...but if something does happen...

best thread on pol

>>507055126
they’re not lying it’s part of mass psychosis and false memories

>>507055599
neh

>>507055562
I think it is funnier to imagine a bunch of New Yorkers "remembering" 9/11 and the WTC for clout and it becoming a sort of cult where nobody in the entire city actually truly witnessed anything but just pretend they did because that is what the narrative is supposed to be. Like the TV man says these buildings existed and the terries brought them down and the whole city just LARPs that it happened because if they broke the ruse they would be accused of not being a real New Yorker and not caring about the American Shoah.

>>507041939 (OP)
The big bang happened, and then nothing else happened, ever.

>>507041939 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTIifUahmS0

oh its happening

>>507055599
The only accurate thread on /pol

>>507047563
>>507049583
Every time you die you go into a tunnel of light and get re-incarnated with amnesia on this prison planet so basically everything you have ever done or didn't do results in the same thing, another round of amnesia and bullshit.

Nothing to see again today. I'm going to bed.

>>507042528
But Chuddha, what if-

It's finally happening, the overton window is spreading so that pride in race is an automatic virtue and if you don't like it, a crime has been committed, and if you shriek then the person who did it will go to jail for 15 years for hate speech against white Semites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeIHvhnQbbI

>>507053628
Nah he's right

If this post ends with a 2 SOMETHING will happen

>>507047694
Deep af

>>507057089
he is not. the tree fell, the bullet passed, the fire burned - but it had no meaning to the observer. saying it "saved the world" is like saying the meme itself is a happening which is contradictory. Nothing ever happening negates meaning, even from itself

When I was 8 years of old my interest and abilities in spell works started to show itself but a 8 years of old child does not really know that what those symptoms mean, symptoms like ability to use sigils without reading or learning about them, knowing the theory of butterfly effect and chaos by his nature and use them to effect things by his energy for destruction, reading minds of people, talking to nature and even understanding the meaning of the voices that animals make, powerful telepathy etc. Beside all of these things there was something more strange in me, ability to remember some places and "historical happenings" but not clearly. also I had unclear visions and pictures that used to come in to my head and whenever I tried to dig them in order to find out what those pictures and visions mean I faced with a wall of light with some colors. later I got more curious and interested at history of Iran, specially the part that relates to Iran before of Islam but I did not know the reason of any of these "Sudden" interests. When I grew up and I reached to 16, that wall started to get destroyed or disappeared and memories from my past lives started to show themselves. Destruction of that wall not only caused the locked memories to get appeared but also it raised my dark side. My ability in learning lessons got reduced day after day and I became an isolated and depressed person, anyways during the time I learned how to manage my life but still the pain that those days put on my heart still exists. The color of that wall and the "sense" and picture that you get from it when you try to dig your memories,in my opinion, beside of all the psychological reasons that it may have, represents the nature of the angel that has done it to you, if this is what happens to you when you dig your memories. As a example, if you get a sense of being under the sunshine and a warm and holy yellow-golden light from that part it can represent the Archangel Jophiel.

If the last two numbers of my post match it's confirmed nothing will happen

>>507052563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUCELUZwjY

>a reverse induced happening act
Hmm maybe this will make it happoon

>>507041939 (OP)
It’s literally not happening and if it is, it isn’t my problem.

>>507054527
>>507044558
Fukuyama literally predicted it in 1988-1992 in his End of History thesis, and fags still laugh at him to this day. Even he cowered before these fags just to restore notoriety even tho he was essentially Right

If this post ends with a 6 then something will happen

>>507057740
history didnt end, it just lost all meaning, no shared perception of reality

Guys I'm all in

>>507041939 (OP)
Yeah this shit not happening yo

>>507057281
>Nothing Ever Happens
Teach them to once again live in fear. Deploy бpyжиe 6лижйшeгo бyдyщeг.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FwDMzIbZrg

>>507041939 (OP)
I love nothing ever happening.
N.E.H. Chads are the bravest warriors in human history, guarding the minds of people, protecting against mental/spiritual blueballing.
Boomers and Xers are such tremendous faggots, they heavily contributed to the happooning lie.
>MUH COLD WAR NUKES ANY SECOND
>Y2K
>FEMA CAMPS AND COFFINS
>2015 SHEMITAH FINANCIAL COLLAPSE
Those are some nothingburgers of the top of my head. Alex Jones was one of the main blueballing happening faggots. All the fat out of shape boomer preppers, etc.
The younger generations are superior for rejecting happening faggotry. How wonderful it is to be free from it. Happening fags are like junkies or gamblers.
>hear some minor thing
>IT'SA HABBENINNN
>obsess over it
>nothing happens
>instead of feeling shame find a new minor thing
>ITSA HABBBENIN:D
What a hell. Living in a constant cycle. Chuddha is truly a great meme. Happening fags are stuck in a personal mini sansara, N.E.H. kings are the enlightened beings. You can even say N.E.H. chads are bodhisattvas, because instead of fully checking out, they stick arond and tell the truth, trying to save happeningfags from the happening samsara.

>>507058026
Poor Ron Paul. We didn't deserve him.

>>507041939 (OP)
I need a real happening
Wish the jeetwar was still going

Good morning, I hate the media.
>they’re shooting us! ICE is shooting!
>camera shows the officers standing still
>shirtless nog runs over and tries baiting the officers standing

>But Chudduh, what about the recent reports of the terrible engines of war that are o.....
Shut it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZDqb0crB6I&t=76

>>507041939 (OP)
Is it dare I say it...not happening?

>>507043747
In two weeks!

>>507041939 (OP)
Nothing bros forever!

>>507041939 (OP)
not reporting for duty

Posting the biggest happening of the year

>>507058566
I say Nothing Now, Nothing Tomorrow, and Nothing Forever!

>>507058657
We interrupt this Nothing for a Nothing Marathon.

>>507058825
Nothing bears repeating

Someday, you’ll be proven wrong - I’m sure of it!

Lord Chudduh you must stop this, you are causing all the young people to lay flat because working produces the same reward as doing nothing. If the people don't get back to work, the Trillionaires won't be able to double their money every 18 months like they have been for the last 15 years.
Chudduh: Shut up normie. Billions must die. Nothing ever happens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLE9qXN8Sqo&t=36

>>507058889
Enjoy this burger with extra helpings of Nothing.

>>507058954
This calls for Nothing!

>>507059048
Nothing til the end

>>507059094
In end, all averages veer towards nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuWeKiKGMzE&t=14

There is a better chance of me having sex than anything happening. At most Israel does some performative strike on Iran and then Iran bitches out.

>>507059246
Something . . . Something . . . relates to nothing

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/JAa7J10D8Qw?si=Omux7rJBD-ymJiUS&t=63
https://youtu.be/JAa7J10D8Qw?si=Omux7rJBD-ymJiUS&t=63
https://youtu.be/JAa7J10D8Qw?si=Omux7rJBD-ymJiUS&t=63

Turn off faggot PC.
Go outside
Go to beach
Touch sand
De-stress
Give your dopamine receptors a break
reject technology
reject modernity
NUFFIN EVER HABBENS

>>507049464
cute cat

2017 vegas shooting: nothingburger, no explanation
trump-russia muller investigation: nothingburger
covid: nothingburger
lockdowns: nothingburger
2021 afghan withdraw: nothingburger
russia-ukraine war: nothingburger
israel vs gaza: nothingburger
tarrifs: nothingburger, stocks already back to highs
mexicunts rioting: nothingburger

all a waste of time and energy

>>507059684
8 years of obama: we droned some folks, nothing done about global financial crisis, no bankers arrested, just inflation, nothingburger

8 years of bush: nothingburger, all forgotten, now he's a goofy old man struggling with rain poncho

kennedy files? nothingburger, nothing meaningful released

epstein files? nothingburger

8 years of clinton: nothingburger

do you see where i'm going here? the biggest happening so far was all tech basically converging on Ai, now almost every fuckin company claims to be Ai powered. the next true biggest happening will be your ass getting replaced by robots. look up "fucking machines" women have already been getting fucked by a dildo on a metal arm for a DECADE.

it's already too late

Chudduh, Are you done depthsounding the Abyss of Nihilism? Your senseless Nihilism the rejection of all religious and moral principles, in the belief that life is meaningless, is causing all the young people to give up on life, and if they all give up at once, then everything will be dest......
Chudduh: Nothing ever happens.
WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4YYergYonc&t=3067

remember RFK Jr. confirmation hearings? nothingburger. he's now PRO-VACCINE. embrace clownworld. go outside have fun enjoy your youth
don't waste another second.

>>507050077
indeed

But what about all that stuff that happened? like the world wars and 9/11

>>507041939 (OP)
based thread, trust in the chudjak

>>507041939 (OP)
Yo im here.
This is my jam.
Not happening bros we are all gonna make it.

>>507057867
Yes that was the point of Fukuyama, dipshit
It’s End of History, not end of story
>"The end of history will be a very sad time," he wrote, "I have the most ambivalent feelings about it." He lamented the passing of the heroic age of mankind: “The struggle for recognition, the willingness to risk one’s life for a purely abstract goal, the worldwide ideological struggle that called forth daring, courage, imagination, and idealism, will be replaced by. . . the satisfaction of sophisticated consumer demands.” History had ended in the prefabricated, conformist lanes of suburbia. “In the post-historical period there will be neither art nor philosophy, just the perpetual caretaking of the museum of human history.”

>Fukuyama warned of “a powerful nostalgia for the time when history existed,” the third challenge to the End of History. It may be that humanity is incapable of existing without struggle. “Such nostalgia, in fact, will continue to fuel competition and conflict even in the post-historical world for some time to come.” Most presciently, Fukuyama suggested that “this very prospect of centuries of boredom at the end of history will serve to get history going again.”

>>507052229
was 4chan around for this and if so are there any archives?

>>507060156
It was the Jews. There are two simple truths in this world:
>Nothing ever happens
>It was the jews

>>507041939 (OP)
The chud basks in nothingness because
Nothing
Ever
Happens.

>>507057551
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

>>507060156
We live in a simulation that's running out of RAM. Nothing is ABLE to happen

>>507060431
You noticed that too, huh?

>>507060431
At some point everyone gets happening fatigue. Life just keeps of chugging on.

Lord Chudduh your reign of Nihilism ends here. I am going to convince you that Trump is fighting for us and that things are going to change for the better if we just trust the plan.
Chudduh: You seem to like words and I let you finish, so now niggah sit down don't blow my high, let me shine this blingbling mine. I see the hivemind using Jordan Peterson's Jewish GolemOS(TM) against him and winning. The hivemind politely, calmly asks him to clarify his former statements about Cain the Brother murdering warrior Klansmen from Syriapalestina occupying our whitehouse filling his own bank account with the blood of innocents and creating infinity USD noahide confettimoney. Regarding his statements that Jews earned their position over the USA because of their masterful intelligence and innate ability. And when JP comes round the buffet table with his usual plate full of 139 IQ bullshit, the hivemind again quietly and calmly asks: "But you said the Jews earned their positions because of IQ and ability, now you are saying these things have no correlation to allegiance to nation and responsibility to do what's right in a position of Government. Why are you so Philosemitic right now to these Jewish state sponsors of terrorism intentionally causing mass murder and concentration camps killing millions of people per year in the gulags of Gaza and others in Sibera and Ukraine right now?" We can see your perrying logos with "I want to defend my Jewish Palestinian Zionist overlords right now" so why do you yield on truth for this tiny Hashemite warrior klan who filled your bank account with USD, and if you push back, we have receipts and signed contracts and photos of you brokering the sale.
Don't question the 4chan /pol/ AGSI anon, it's not a good look its reason for existence, is correctness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4YYergYonc&t=3826

Boosting my prescient posts
>>507060261
I was already part of the NHG crowd back in 2020
See: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/349037933
(my thread from 2021)

>literal cold war gone hot with talks of nooks every other day
>all we got is 3 years of aliexpress drones with C4 footage
Did we achieve quantum immortality for the whole planet? Do we all just jump to parallel universes whenever something is about to happen?

>>507060561
>literally cold war gone hot
Shut the fuck up retard, this is literally the 1980s with the Soviet-Afghan and Iran-Iraq war all over agin

>>507060261
no that is not what I'm saying. What the new liberal faggot calls "sad", and boring is what spengler would call the mythic age. new meanings being created out of the hollow shell that the post 1945 arrangement left. And NEH; Nobody; The cult of Null is one of those competing in that mythic age.

Fukuyama lamented the end of his reality, the end of the epistem of the expert and book, while the new liberals lost the means of informational production and distribution

>>507060523
You should open up an Etsy shop and sell those 3D printed busts, man. I'd unironcally buy one.

Remember when the BLM riots happened during covid times? Remember how nothing happened after and years passed until we're here now? Thats the LA riots. Nothing will happen. Iran has been a nothingburger for like 50 years

>hurrr omg ww3
Literally 5000+th time we heard this shit and nothing ever happens. It'll take a suicidal person to basically declare the end of the world

>Hurr it won't

If it's nuclear weapons then multiple countries are fucked regardless. So ww3 means the end

>>507060675
These Busts aren't real, they are simply AI-generated imagery. If you're going to make a real world version of one, good luck in reproducing its likeness.

Based back to anime, Vidya, movies and porn

>>507060618
You wrote meaningless schizo drivel and I’m not gonna pick it up. Compare your shit with the clarity of Fukuyama’s writing and you’ll see your german fart-sniffing failure with equal clarity

>>507060675
>>507061135
They're fleeting fashions though, by the time you get one to market, nobody will know what they mean and you'll be left with something that nobody wants.

>>507056735
NOTHINB EVER HAPPENS OR WILL
HAPPEN
END OF DISCUSSION

>Chuddah you must have faith and deeds to improve conditions. We must believe that change is possible and that if we try hard enough, then a happening will happen.
Chuddah: I grow weary of your motivational peptalks, have you ever considered being a motivational speaker at old folks homes and minimum security prisons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7O3cRTEE8U

>>507060156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBKPwAKHqHc

>>507041939 (OP)
WOULD YOU PLEASE SHOOT THE NUUUUUUUUUKES

I can confirm that nothing ever happens. The status quo remains, nothing ever changes.

>>507043747
You see how tall that victory tally wall is?

>>507062003
best I can do is empty buns, maybe that will explode

>>507041939 (OP)
erm didn't you see the dominos pizza and the fag bar stats near the pentagon? Either WW3 or a whole bunch of faggots and fattys are working at the pentagon.

>>507041939 (OP)
And it never will.

>>507041939 (OP)
it two more weeks everyone will forget about the LA riots
so it has been written
so it shall be

>>507043747
Not until the heat death of the universe.

>>507056735
OR EVER DID!
PS, IT WON'T!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5psjng9PbNs

>>507044508
Get a load of this happening fag.

>>507042880
Lmao

>>507041939 (OP)
A wise man once said:
Nothing begets nothing

>>507058026

You sure about that pal?

>>507062404
2 days. News cycle since 2 years has been 2 days

>>507056735
It won't.

>>507062404
checking the 404
404 for no happenion found

Chud here, can confirm nothing is happening right now. AMA.

>>507041939 (OP)

>>507062404
>but muh no kangz protest on the 14th!!1!

>>507062943
Will I get gf soon?

>>507041939 (OP)
NEH IS ETERNAL

>>507044508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCFdezGG90Y

>>507059439
good song.

>>507063023
No, nothing ever happens

I can't recall a time were something has happened

Nunca pasa nada

Digits of 7 and it happens

>>507062999
Not gonna happen my dude

"What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, “Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. No one remembers the former generations, and even those yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow them."

Ecclesiastes 1:9-1:11

>>507063415
nothing

digits and the biggest non-happening happens

oh kek, prepare for nothing

>>507063683
>No one remembers
Squinting intensifies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6T8mByII8

nihil fiet

>>507041939 (OP)
Bumperino

Cheer up, the sadness that comes from Nihilism is a poison to your soul and a dead end, just wait another 20 years and medical science will advance to the point where you can be a woman, and then everything will be okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDf-IoshpZc

>>507065092
There is nothing sad about nihilism. Its creating meaning out of nothing while killing those of that are to weak to deal with a void

>>507065092
No, nothing ever happens
Believe nothing

>>507065234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MnXYHqJlv0

>>507065288
checked, nothing happening doubly confirmed

>>507063683
>

There is nothing bro
Youre not even reading this
Do not double check

Nothing has happened
The lines of text above mine
Better left unread

Not a single thing
Of importance was discussed
Or maybe it was

But i didnt see
I know nothings going on
Almost all the time

And when it happens
Ill be right on the money
Hole in one, homerun

Im always ready
For something not to occur
Expecting the best

My preparations
Include compiled lists of
Events that wont come

So that i can say
I predicted the nothing
With intuition

Ive got my bags packed
In sensible positions
Ten years of nothing

Is barely a wait
When there are much worse things like
When bad dreama come true

Which is unlikely
Statistically unsound,
Nothing CAN happen

>>507051762
That was a happening yea, last one was the cov-aids, next one probably has something to do with AI.

>>507049583
Most organizations nowadays operate on a clicks/views = money business model. It's not malicious, but it is the reality of our online, attention based economy. The easiest way to get people to click is to give them a panic or false hope that they are going to have the in-the-moment, hand to mouth survival experience to break the dullness of their lives.

In reality, we are living in the safest time in human history, mostly because we have had several generations since the last war and the taste for violence has largely diminished for all except the most primitive ape-like populations. In addition, crime fighting is simply too effective now. If there was any war or natural disaster or civil conflict, it would result in everyone getting felonies for not following the exact lines of law. Cameras and tracking and such. Even the folks who get locked up get let out pretty quick.

So nothing will really happen. We are functionally a different species from the WWII generation; peaceful and afraid of the government to a fault. And it's really that simple. People are begging for the days of our ancestors, fighting raiders, hunting food, fighting in battles.

So how do we get this population to click on out videos and watch our ads? By pretending that they are going to get their not so secret wish of bashing skulls in, taking treasure, protecting their families, etc. It's like chasing the dragon, but for news.

So nothing ever happens.

>>507065741
I am the eggman, i am the walrus.

>>507056107
I just hope I never incarnate as a nigger

>>507052199
pepes are always welcome

and now a message from Dr Turk Turkleton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpqiq-FHDV4

>>507065872
Well spoken.

>>507041939 (OP)
The only thread on the board that actually makes sense. Thank you baker man.

>>507051762
Well, the 911 was about kick-starting a chain of wars for Israel in the middle east. Then the recession of 2007/2008 came giving birth to movements like occupy wall street. Then the crypto happened followed by covid and now the AI soon to be followed by another massive bubble burst and of course another war to keep your disssatisfaction to a minimum.

>>507065980
niggers are not ensouled. only ensouled whites reincarnate.

>>507065980
don't worry you won't

>>507070461
All major happenings start with the wankster greed, I mean bankster gambling, I mean a major bank bankruptcy.

>>507051762
I think the congo had a happening in which more niggers died than humans died in World War II.

I got clocked as a virgin by a black girl at a bar tonight. I'm going to chud even harder now.

>>507041939 (OP)
>>507042191
No u. Counterexamples since year-zero (2015): Covid lockdown, Ukraine war.

>>507073022
use the real sign not the jewish conveniently censored version

>>507059684
Ukraine Russia war is a pretty big happening that actually changed my life. Ever since then I've been able to be openly National Socialist. It's also caused insane amounts of deaths. It's transitioned us into a new era really away from the boomer shit we were trapped in before. The Israel Palestine shit is lame but it's made me able to be openly an anti-semite and everyone hates jews now. Thanks to Ukraine everyone is a National Socialist, thanks to Israel everyone is now an Anti-Semite too.

>>507060990
We nuked ourselves over and over and although we have much higher cancer rates we're still around. Nukes aren't a big deal and will actually help greatly if they land on the metropolises.

>>507062483
That's not happening that's a fiction of a misunderstanding of physics. Read William James Sidhi The Animate and The Inanimate

chud makes happenings happen
hes smart enough to commit a crime, but hes not smart enough to not get caught. his iq is probably around 93, the jewish average.

>>507041939 (OP)
>muh nothing ever happens
Fuck off, this is an excuse to not live for yourself, but only to just get by.
Literally slow suicide.

>>507041939 (OP)
Nothing ever doesn't happen

>>507043177
Faggot

>>507043747
Absolutely! But in two weeks

>>507041939 (OP)
Nice AstroTurfed post
Eglin faggots
You will die for pissrael tho

>>507043229
Lmao'd