Washington Post: The US State Department has ordered all US embassies within Iran's strike range, including in the Middle East, Eastern Europe and North Africa, to make decisions on how they will reduce the threats they face.
>Washington Post: The US State Department has ordered all US embassies within Iran's strike range, including in the Middle East, Eastern Europe and North Africa, to make decisions on how they will reduce the threats they face.
Washington Post: The US State Department has ordered all US embassies within Iran's strike range, including in the Middle East, Eastern Europe and North Africa, to make decisions on how they will reduce the threats they face.
>>507044465 (OP)Wonder what it’s like to work at an embassy
>>507044465 (OP)I don't want to be that guy but
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
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Should I get pizza? I’m supposed to avoid it but I want some.
>>507044465 (OP)will something finally occur?
>israel is attacking iran at 2am
yeah dont think so retard
if they were going to attack they would attack in the morning when the sun is up and can see
>>507044465 (OP)WW3 JUST LIKE IN MY FAVORITE MARVEL MOVIE
>>507044704did he really post this? i know he is a kike shill, but this is a little on the nose.
>>507045045He really did
https://x.com/Timcast/status/1932084825965383851
>>507045222Oh wait, just saw the UK flag
I’m tardeddddddd
>>507044465 (OP)there isn't going to be a world war, iran will just get curbstomped
i think iran should have nukes. it's only fair.
>>507044756Look at this absolute retard who knows nothing about modern aircraft while living on a floating airstrip.
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>>507044584Never cheat on your diet bro.
>>507044465 (OP)Trump has been exercising his dictator fetish recently. Only a matter of time before he wants to use military action.
>>507044584you might not get a chance to have pizza again. do it
>>507045602Just two more weeks
I've been tapping this sign so much I wore a hole in it but soon
>>507044465 (OP)This is like the 15th time this has been posted today.
Go fuck yourself, OP.
>>507045574how'd that work out for him in the end?
>>507045763yeah they're just evacuating everywhere in missile range for no reason.
>>507044465 (OP)Happening posts should result in a permanent ban. You niggers are just as bad as Chang posters and street shitters and almost as bad as PISSLSrael posters American glowniggers and FSBfaggots.
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TbF5m5KpU
>>507045874That was ten hours ago, this news is old as fuck, and you're a retard if this thread is your first exposure to this information.
>>507045118This reads Ike a cry for help
wew lad
>>507044522Foreign affairs aren’t goy business
>>507045763>>507045874>>507045898Idk Trump was just on the red carpet for the Kennedy center about 20min ago and 2 reporters were asking him about Iran and his mood changed… Israel could be up to something and Trump said “well it’s a very serious situation and I don’t want to talk about it right now” and his other answer when asked later was “well Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon”… I’m thinking he’s possibly signaling to Iran that we are pulling our people out of missile range and you better negotiate with us and if you don’t we will let Israel attack, after Iran said they rejected the last talks over having “nuclear energy capabilities”.
>>507044465 (OP)Why do people keep wanting to call this WW3? It would just be Israel and the US versus Iran.
Or is WW3 just any conflict with nukes? That’s dumb if that’s the case.
Nothing ever happens WW3-wise until multiple opposing parties start to get involved or there’s a cascade of alliances and conflicts that trigger.
Not one single tear would be shed for US zogbots that got "smoked" as US police say about civilians.
>>507045840He ascended to martyrdom and became the only based man in capeshit history
>WW3
Okay? and how does this affect me personally?
>>507044522A whole lot of butt fucking.
>>507046762Not to mention that there'd be no reason for a draft for a war of this scale so it is nonsensical that anyone here would care so much. If it happened it would just be one more forever war in the middle east. Given Trump's obsession with peace with every nation outside of China, I don't see why anyone would think he'd participate in the war anyway beyond some strikes. What would Iran even gain from such a war to start it?
>>507045384You add 200 more postits to this meme. Remember that volcanic island that was going to fall in the water and create the biggest tidal wave that was going to wash out New York? Or the three gorges dam in China who's imminent collapse is any day now? Or the 50,000 sealed indictments from Trump's first term?
Well, you can believe that SOMETHING is happening, but all of the circumstancial evidence points towards a more anti-climatic outcome.
NEH
NHH
Here was Trump at the Kennedy center
https://x.com/ElectionPostUSA/status/1932940156212031775
>>507044704He claims he says this sort of shit specifically for the engagement, at least a year or two ago when I used to watch him. I just can't stand his view, I only wanted the news
singles and its actually happening
>>507044584I didn't get a pizza, but I did just order 2 boxes of cinnamon bites with some icing. That shit is so good. It is slop but it is goddamn good.
>>507047130Maybe Iran wants to deal with Israel more so than it does with us, we've just historically gotten in their way as lapdogs of Israel.
What is a realistic way ww3 would even start? How would you get two large blocs of nations on opposing sides. The only thing I can think of would be if the US invaded the EU. You'd have Europe vs America, Argentina, Japan, Taiwan, and maybe the Commonwealth (although they could go the other way too). China and Russia would probably also start some shit during such a cataclysmic war. It is inherently illogical though, as America has no reason to invade Europe at this stage.
>>507047226I'm actually convinced NEH chudjak is a powerful egregore at the scale of 2016 Kek
>>507044465 (OP)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>507044552>>507045384>>507047749Good thing we stocked up on chuds yesterday.
>>507047936>What is a realistic way ww3 would even start?I have always thought it would be India and Pakistan jeet-nuking each other or China finally invading Taiwan.
>>507044465 (OP)I really hope Iran wipes israel off the map this time.
>>507044584No you fat fucker. Go work out instead. And after a month of no pizza you are then allowed 3 slices a week.
>>507047955>>507047998Evacuations underway, I think by the time we actually have news of evacuations then they’re essentially already done by the time the news I allowed to report it.
Brian Wilson dying was the signal to start the war tonight
Dog days of summer are over, endless summer begins
ww3 just flew over my house
This is posturing from trump
Exactly the same as when he moved the b2’s to the island off irans coast
Hes saying negotiate or else
You are all retards and morons
>>507048053I do t think it would be WW3, Russia is balls deep with Ukraine right now to come to Iran’s defense and Russia has all the oil they need. China needs Iran’s oil but they’re more concerned about Taiwan and getting essentials they need from us in return… Nobody else really cares about Iran or would come to their defense, I don’t believe it would be a ground invasion just relentless air strikes and missile strikes at nuclear sites and possibly strikes on the ayatollah and then let the citizens figure it out. A lot of Iranians hate the ayatollah’s government.
>>507044584Are your coworkers driveling vaxxed idiots?
>>507047998It's just a precaution. Nothing ever happens.
>>507044465 (OP)Embassies would be getting evacuated if it was happening. This is a possible prelude to that. So while it may yet happen in the near future, at the present moment it is not happening.
>>507048886Because nothing ever does.
>>507048839so did I prematurely seal my bunker?
>>507045602>dictator fetishYes from the only President in 50 years to not start any new fucking wars. That's YOUR fallen country full of traitor pedophile dictators, faggot.
>>507045222A MILITARY AIRCRAFT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Check the pizza places around the Pentagon. It's actually happening
>>507044465 (OP)These fake and gay threads never post a source.
https://x.com/MELANIAJTRUMP/status/1932936054174372041
5:43 Trump talks about Iran.
https://files.catbox.moe/xansp3.mp4
>>507044465 (OP)JUST NOW
WASHINGTON POST: Supreme Leader of Iran, Ali Khamenei, has inserted the Silicon Dildo of Imminent Retaliation into his rectum and refuses to remove it until Israel is destroyed and glory is given to Allah and His Messenger, Muhammad (peace be upon Him). Iran's holy clerics are currently attempting to lubricate their Supreme Leaders orifice.
>>507044584dont do it bro let the goyslop chemicals leech out of your body and start clean this zummer
>>507049295Just Google it for fucks sake you retard
It's been an hour, I'm leaving
>Burger eating surrender monkeys
*sigh* it's so tiresome
>>507044465 (OP)(whispers)....14 days....
>>507044522Constantly getting beat up by Jason Bourne sounds fun.
>>507044465 (OP)How can Europe even defend itself ?
>>507044704No way he isnt trolling at this point with this over the top sycophantic behavior towards jews
>>507044584I just went to Mellow Mushroom's with my family.
im so bored of life can i just end already
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>>507049451when you haven't sucked jew dick for over ten minutes
>>507044522Friend worked in the Embassy in Baghdad after Iraq. They said it was like working at any other embassy except 2-4 times a day they would get hit by mortars attacks. He said it was rare for people to get injured because everywhere had roofs upgraded to withstand mortar shots and the alarms would go off the second the rounds were in the air but it was eerie to hear them exploding on the roof every day knowing that it was people trying to kill you would would have killed you if it wasn't for the defenses set up.
>>507044584K im getting pizza now too. What toppings we getting? Sausage bepperonis peppers?
