>>507069203In America, we haff funny observation about Poles.
There were three construction workers in NYC. A puerto rican spic, a shitalian WOP, and a pole.
As they sat down for lunch, the following was overheard;
"Ayiyi! Jibarito again! I swear if my wife makes jibarito again on monday, I'm jumping off the beam!" by the spic.
The WOP, opening his lunch, finds his wife made him a risotto; "I swear if that stupid bitch makes risotto for monday again, I'll race you, Julio,"
And finally, the pole, opening his lunchbox, finds cold pierogie, and says "PAH! I hate pierogie, if my wife sends me pierogie again on monday, I'm jumping, too!"
And so, they have their weekend, and monday comes around, and come lunch;
"Aaaayyy! Jibarito again!" And so the spic takes a running leap off the beam.
"Damn that spic's fast--THAT FUCKING BITCH MADE RISOTTO" says the WOP, and throws his lunchbox against an unfinished wall and takes a leap after the spic.
"BAH! PIEROGIE!" And so the pole joins his coworkers.
Later, at the local catholic church for funeral services, their widows were speaking together;
"Oooh if only I knew how tired Julio was of jibarito!"
"Oooh I know, I thought Johnny loved risotto! He talked about his mother's all the time!"
"I don't understand! Stanislaw always packed his own lunches every morning!"