Say something nice about him, /pol/!

>>507048468 (OP)
looks fake

haha nice red spot FAGGOT

>>507048468 (OP)
Catches stray jewish space rocks that would otherwise destroy us, less jewy than saturn.

>>507048468 (OP)
He's a jolly good fellow!

Bloated fuck

>>507048588
Saturn pls leave my thread.
Ty

>>507048468 (OP)
He stops asteroids from hitting Earth. Thank you, Jupiter.

Are the planets flat as well as the earth; are we actually looking at pancake worlds with a hologram playing over the surface that points towards us?

>>507048468 (OP)
more like poopiter

>>507048865
>>507048589
i read recently that this may not necessarily be true and jupiter can just as easily deflect asteroids towards us. but also when i read this it kinda came off as jewish basedance so idk

>>507048939
They are lights in the firmament.
Wondering stars for those 'scientists' who can't seem to understand.

>>507049200
yeah you know what now that i think of it more i feel like the odds of it actually aiming a rock towards earth vs any other possible trajectory wouldn't be very common

>>507048468 (OP)
SOVL

>jewpiter

>>507049384
It's the law of large numbers. Rocks will, statistically, end up hitting Jupiter more than Earth by nature of the fact it's larger.

>>507048943
hahahaha GOTTEM

>>507049533
well no, it's about gravity. for the same reason the sun doesn't just immediately suck up all the planets, not every asteroid is going to get pulled into jupiter, some will just have their courses altered or slingshotted in another direction

>>507048468 (OP)
Thing is so huge it can't be viewed entirely by the naked eye when standing on its moons

Thank you for protecting me and keeping me safe. Thank you for always being straight. Thank you for serving the greater purpose we've experienced.

>>507048854
my rings will always be more beautiful then that little faggot zit of yours hahahah

>>507049794
Yeah, Yeah.

>>507048468 (OP)
Nice moons.

>>507049643
Skill issue