>>507049296 (OP)>has diarrhea>gets diarrhea all over it's ass fur>licks itself clean>no covered in diarrhea, ass fur, and loose cat litter>walks all over your counters and tables and presses its dirty asshole against your surfaces>spreads litter and shit and spit covered fur everywhere>licks off your plate or uses its paws to steal food"OH MY HECKIN' GOSH CATS ARE SUCH CLEAN ANIMALS OH EM GEEEE THEY ARE SO GOOD SMELLING AND CLEAN AND NOT DISGUSTING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!"
At this point, it's just the brain worms talking, isn't it?