It really is that simple.

>>507067320 (OP)
Hinduism is the only sane religion

all my frens are in hell

>>507067481
>>507067493
I am very tempted to believe I triggered actual bots.

>>507067320 (OP)

>>507067572
i go by faceater

>>507067708
I will still choose to believe the first one with the eurocuck memeflag is a bot.

>>507067320 (OP)
Heaven=Valhalla for warriors
Hell=Helheim=those who did not die in battle, but rather from illness or old age
Since you're larping on 4chan you're probably going to go to Hel since you're not dying in battle

Abrahamic faiths seem like basically a trick where Yahweh / Allah is conflated with the ur-consciousness that gave rise to the universe, such that your recognition of the reality of the latter gets funneled into worship of the former. In reality the latter gives humans the ability to basically form deities at will, which is why half the Quran is just sperging out about polytheism, because Yahweh cultists don't want you to realize you can do that and break their effective spiritual monopoly. Hence also the obsessive eradication of pagans and those practicing "magic"

>>507067745
I'm not a bot

>>507068062
>Abrahamic
Good morning saar

>>507070727
? what does this even mean?

>>507070727

pagans are even more retarded than atheist
>look at me how smuuurt I am. return to tradition
>let me just ignore the 2000 years of tradition of my ancestors. they were all stoooopid

>>507071783
those 2000 years of traditions are all inherently pagan in nature. youd know that if you actually bothered to study any of them. and those 2000 years of tradition will quickly die if christianity is allowed to continue on its judaizing path, which is the case in the america

>>507072091
Why are there jews among those pagans?

>>507072091
so the issue with Christianity is because americans are all homosexual jews. ok got it.

>>507070727
It's amazing how fucking sheltered and ignorant of the world around them the average christkike on /pol/ is. Just simple terms and concepts like "abrahamic" and jesus being a jew make you guys freak the fuck out because your religion is just an accessory and you've never actually studied it.

>>507071783
>>let me just ignore the 2000 years of tradition of my ancestors.
we weren't Christian 2000 years ago.. or a 1000 years ago..

>>507072289
but drunk and irrelevant

>>507071674
>Hitman game, but every level is just holocaust museums in different countries

>>507072283
>abrahamic is a freemason term
>jesus being a jew is a zionist belief
Why are you a Zionist Freemason?

>>507072176
theres no jews there, those are englishmen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbots_Bromley_Horn_Dance

>>507072289
You're not Christians today either.

>>507072449
>lies
>lies
Why are you a kike?

>>507072247
its not just americans as in the USA, protestantism and judaic forms of christianity are on the rise in south america as well while catholicism is dying out in those regions. christianity in japan is overwhelmingly pro-zionist, even though most sects of japanese christianity were founded in the 1910s, long before heavy american influences would sweep the country in the 50s.

>>507072449
Most honest christian.

>>507072334
same could be said for you. all i know the swiss for is over-hyped chocolate and this guy

>>507072530
>theres no jews there, those are englishmen.
I never said they're not all child rapists.

>>507067320 (OP)
The Quran repeatedly tells you what hell and heaven is like in almost every chapter, it literally beats the reader on the head with it.

Horrible strawman

>>507072550
Iudaeorum means Judeans (inhabitants of Judea). Nothing related to Jews (Khazar turks) or to the fake and gay state of Israel.

>>507072599
who cares whatever low iq sects are spreading. only EVROPA matters anyway

>>507072674
that guy doesnt even look jewish, picture isnt even high res enough and we dont have a side profile shot. youre just grasping at straws. btw this is a festival they do at a church, so if there are jews there its because christians let them in.

>>507072769
You know jewsus was sentenced to death by other israelites, right?

>>507072832
I'm sure he's 100% Italian just like Al Capo(ne).

>>507072838
Pharisees originate in Persia, it's in the fucking name.

>>507072823
yeah which completely discredits christianity as a cosmic religion and proves european paganism and traditions are the only reason christianity ever amounted to jackshit. why do you think the 9 worthies included the 3 good pagans?

Funny how quickly this thread turned from a larpagan slide thread to a kike dick sucking contest.
Why are larpagans like this?

>>507072862
arent you people literally gypsy mutts?

>>507072885
Idiot, the pharisees had nothing to do with the decision. They weren't the high priests and judges. Those were the sadducees and sanhedrin who were levites. It's in the goddamn bible, there's no trial with the pharisees, it's with the sanhedrin.

>>507072972
Why are you trying to change the subject, kike?

>>507072926
found the jeet

>>507067320 (OP)
Hell = Abyss/Void
Because
no God = no creation, you will be alone for eternity

>>507072992
Pharisees accused Jesus Christ and paid the mob to call for his attempted murder.
This is because Christ's Teachings go against your satanic religion imported from Babylon to Judea.

>>507072926
who is dick sucking the kikes? what post even makes you come to that conclusion?

>>507073086
>paid the mob to call for his attempted murder.
The sanhedrin had already condemned him to death and caiaphas order him be delivered to Pilate, you have no idea what you're talking about you gay transkike retard.

>>507073018
I'm not interested in fucking your 9 yo daughter.

>>507073103
Christkikes get mad when you don't go along with their copes about how judaism didn't exist until the year 600.

>>507072998
what subject? that some english guy, who attended a church, has a sort of big nose in a blurry and old picture? you are clearly desperate for a straw to grasp. what a hypocritical lying sack of shit, you are the one avoiding the subject by not addressing the obvious pagan nature of many christian traditions. why do they call him the pontifex or pope? where does that word and term and rank come from?

>>507073153
ok that is surprising.

>>507073191
if we agree to distinguish jews from jews 2.0 will that satisfy them?

>>507073103
In a room full of suspects moment.
>>507073146
Is this what the Talmud told you? 2000 years of everything you kikes tried to do comically backfiring.
Reminder that you kikes still pray to the wall built by my ancestors.

>>507073268
You're not allowed to call israelites or judeans jews at all or they lose their shit. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

I get believing in a monotheistic god but I just don't get believing that the god of Israel is the one true god. Seems really odd.

I get how Europeans used to believe it though because as Luther said the laymen was never taught the Bible but merely stories of saints and the creeds.

>>507073215
The kid on the left is a juden too. The faggot on the right acting like some sort of priest is also a kike.
>no-no-no they are bongs!
Is Keir Starmer british, jew or both?

>>507067320 (OP)
Paganfags are as gay as fedorafags.

>>507073283
>muh ancestors
romanian-anon, you are jeetgspy, not a roman

>>507067481
>Hinduism is the only sane religion

>>507067320 (OP)
south park more-or-less made this point a quarter of a century ago

>>507073283
>Is this what the Talmud told you?
It's what the bible says you complete fucking moron lmao
Matthew 26
57 And they that had laid hold on Jesus led him away to Caiaphas the high priest, where the scribes and the elders were assembled.

58 But Peter followed him afar off unto the high priest's palace, and went in, and sat with the servants, to see the end.

59 Now the chief priests, and elders, and all the council, sought false witness against Jesus, to put him to death;
Matthew 27
1 When the morning was come, all the chief priests and elders of the people took counsel against Jesus to put him to death:

2 And when they had bound him, they led him away, and delivered him to Pontius Pilate the governor.

>>507073423
And just like that, the jew exposed himself.
Go on, say or do something else that will comically backfire against you.

>>507067481
>Hinduism is the only sane religion
Sure it is...

>>507073456
I'm sorry, I don't read sanitized versions of the Bible. You probably think you're talking to one of your evanghelical goylems.

>>507073473
Everyone knows you raped at least one child and stole at least one wallet last night.
>>507073514
That's the KJV dickless, what cope version do you read?

>>507073432
hinduism is the only religion in the world that burns cow dung as incense

>>507073556
>Everyone knows you raped at least one child
Why can't you jews help yourself from projecting your own sins onto others?
>That's the KJV
That's what I said and that's what I ignored.

>>507073615
Hey kid fucker, what version of the (((bible))) do you read?

>>507073497
ngl this is one of the more based things indians do lmao. YES CRUSH MORE INDIANS SAAR, PRAISE BISHNU

>>507073615
You talked about sex with a 9 year old for no reason whatsoever, you definitely rape kids.

>>507073473
stay away from my pockets you gypsy thief. Ill have your head

>>507073687
and just like that he has slithered away back to his gypsy den to count his stolen rhinestones and and smuggled rockstar cans

>>507072550
>Why are you a kike?
Why would a jew insist that Zionism is wrong, and that Christ was not a jew? Explain your reasoning.

>you can't
>you won't
>you're seething

>>507067320 (OP)
I'm probably not going to heaven, I hope I don't go to Hell though.

>>507073653
>>507073687
Fuck off pigs!

>>507072367
>Agent 47, your task is to take down antisemitism

>>507068410
>>507067481
Hinduism is the most subhuman religion out there

>>507067320 (OP)
religion was a replacement for school systems. Back in the day, people just did whatever the fuck they wanted, without any resource or guide or book or person telling them not to. Religion was a way to write down teachings and ways of life to stay healthy and virtuous. The talmud may as well have been a hygiene and general life advice 101 guide until the zionist yids co-opted it to include enslaving others to advance their goals.
Religion, in the context of 'believe in god or you're going to hell', is no longer needed in modern society. there's no need to "scare" people into not eating shit or cheating on their wife or killing their neighbor. We know not to do that out of the womb because we evolved socially as a species over several thousand years. Kids don't look at the sun and think "holy shit, it's the Sun god, I know it's a god because it always rises every day and brings us healthy crops". We have the universe figured out, we don't have to pretend there's a God forcing us to do things.

>>507067320 (OP)
Do pagans on 4chan actually believe in anything? I mean what's keeping you from just being an atheist?

>>507076393
for starters pagan isn't a religion

>>507076393
They believe in some larp books stitched together by scholars 200 years ago, a literal Frankenstein of rituals taken from all over.

>>507076573
>They believe in some larp books stitched together by scholars 200 years ago
thats literally what you believe

>>507076436
But all pagans do here is argue about religion.

>>507076625
pagan is not a religion, anyone telling you otherwise has absolute zero clue about religions of any continent

>>507076667
>6667

>>507076573
nobody who lives in denmark could possibly have such a retarded view of germanic mythology, cept maybe a turkish invader

>>507073059
You need to work more on your threats because this is the best outcome for me

>>507076605
>>507077835
You guys are so anxious to go back to praying towards sticks and stones, I'll keep holding on to the living God.

It's not a phase mom, I really am a warrior of Odin!

>>507077951
this living god?

>>507078004
>its not a phase mom, its called being a trad cath groyper templar!

crazy how jews and browns have been in overdrive to shill christianity these last couple weeks

>>507078055
Yes, the one the world was created with and for. Every other idol is just a poor knockoff that is if you could even put them in the same category.

A Viking would be insulted if you told him that he was going to Hel as opposed to Valhalla

>>507078382
wow did you learn that in the torah?

>>507078572
this was the day before oct 7th btw. where is your jew god now?

>>507078572
Hundreds of prophecies in the tanakh are fulfilled by Jesus hundreds or thousand years later yes.

>>507078643
>Hundreds of prophecies in the tanakh
imagine centering your religion on sacred texts with such an ugly language.

>>507078710
Your image has nothing to do with the faith of Abraham btw. Talmudic invention. Though I guess you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>507067320 (OP)

>>507073377
the only reason you are christian is because your ancestors thought that hell (entirely made up) is scarry and heaven (entirely made up) is good.

The reason I now the spiritual, is because it has shown itself to me.

The more I learned about christianity, the more I hated it.

>>507078767
>nothing to do with the faith of abraham

>>507067623
Whys my nigghogg a snake

>>507073659

>>507078088
>Fuentes out of nowhere
One mexican manlet buckbroke you kikes and globohomos into coming here and larping as nazis.

>>507078767
then tell us about your real christianity that has never been tried ;)

>>507067320 (OP)
This is very disingenuous to all the religions involved in the meme. In short, the maker knew nothing about the religions depicted.

>>507078243

>>507072659
>Pic
That would explain a lot

>>507078783
They aren't larpers in that sense, it's literally kikes larping.
Pagans concerned with their people would try to promote their beliefs, not just seething hatred, that's the biggest tell it's discord trannies and kikes.

>>507072659
There's also the father of modern UFOlogy, Erich von Däniken. I cannot thing of a single thing modern UFOlogists/alien-hypothesis/ancient-aliens/whatever people believe that doesn't stem from this guy.

>>507076393
"pagan" is a deragatory term
I think that anyone with some sense in their head can sit down meditate and eventually feel the spirits around you.
Maybe you can work or comunicate with them, I am not able to do so.

Anything else is either larp or philosophy and has nothing to do with spirituality.

The holy festivities are astronomically determined. They are rituals of contributing to the universe. By contributing, I mean letting "energy" flow and life prosper. Its hard to understand.

There might be some more magick stuff I am not aware off (I am pretty sure there is, because the bible speaks of it constantly).

There is really not that much more to it as far as I know.
Oh and I dont know a single spiritually aware person who brands himself as "pagan". These people are either atheists or essentially rebranded christcucks.

>>507067320 (OP)

>>507079287
tbf I remember researching that claim a little bit and there was zero evidence behind it but I still thought it was pretty funny

>>507072449
Abrahamic means kikes, mudshits and christcucks you fucking idiot. They all share Abraham as a prophet. Who the fuck is talking about masons?

Go read something, anything, you absolute fucking dullard.

OP stole that joke from Hatuey.
>Are there Spaniards in Heaven?
>>Of course!
>Then send me to Hell.

>>507079668
yeah as I suspected it was a twitter tranny lie

>>507079734
this quote >>507079470 predate the hatuey one

>>507072659
Why do they talk like this?

>>507075602
Says the Muslim lol. Have some self awareness

>>507067493
Well at least you got their Canadian flag shirts right.