imagine being in america, where they just eat fried fast food shit,
they have no bidets for cleaning butthole from the shit.
you meet a hot girl in a bar, you drink with her,
you dance together and her bowel gets stimulated.
she hits the stall and cleans with a stamp-sized piece of paper,
goes back to dance with you and her ass sweat mixes with fresh shit
and pussy juice leaking from the front.
Then you take her back home with you. all drunk and you jump on the bed.
you take off her yellow chlamidia frostered panties and proceed to go down.
vaginal yeist, rancid cum from a previous guy, piss and shit hit your tastebuds
and you feel sick but amused.

I enjoy being a virgin.

go on

>>507077014 (OP)
Imagine being a Russiaaaaaccckkk

>>507077014 (OP)
Thats a man

>>507077014 (OP)
>anon fantasizes about eating club-whore pussy
/pol/tards are fucking wild

>>507077085
what age bro? im 34

>>507077226
28
>just realized I'm 28
Wtf I was 22 last year

>>507077014 (OP)
>>507077085
He's right you know

Both of them

>>507077226
Hey me too born in 90?

>>507077085
>>507077014 (OP)
He's right you know.

Both of them

>>507077226
You understand more than I can possibly know.

>>507077014 (OP)
Yeah I've always wondered about it, how do people who use toilet paper fuck? Do they shower first or just jump to business? All the girls i've fucked are either arabic or white from countries that use bidets and wash their ass.
I'm genuinely curious about this

>>507077014 (OP)

I only have sex with my beloved wife.

>>507077014 (OP)
why would anyone put mouth near random pussy?

>>507077085
This. Its like being without tattoos in current day/ age. Be strong.

>>507077014 (OP)
>same scenario, subtract the trace poo residue
>it’s equally disgusting

>>507077014 (OP)
It's different if you love her.
>>507077085
You're clean. Be careful not to fall too hard for a woman. They're evil

>>507077085
Same