/mu/ is a dicksucker and this is white people related so I'm gonna bring it here, but is George Jones the biggest simp in American history? Like loving a bitch that left untill he's dead and never hitting nothing else? Does he even know how many dicks she's gonna blow and let run her through in that time?
Don't get me wrong I love the music but my guy, something proper was done in music in the past couple decades because we definitely don't play this stupid card anymore, shit.

>>507078174 (OP)
Literally who

>>507078174 (OP)
I played a few shows with him back in the day. Him and his road crew were nice.

>>507078174 (OP)
It was a different time before women had double-digit body counts, a woman wouldn't sleep around nearly as much as today

>>507078174 (OP)
george was based af, he was just blasted out of his mind 24/7. guarantee you bro wasn't getting it up and gave zero fucks about sex.
tammy was a whore though desu

>>507078174 (OP)
also, /mu/ is one of the worst boards, which is really saying something.

>>507078401
Ever hear of a movie called Forrest Gump?

>>507078717
still pales in comparison to women getting out of highschool with a dozen or more body count

>>507078601
Him being "The Duck" while high AF is the funniest shit ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esSpxsw590Q

One of the greatest singers ever, unbelievablevoice control.

>>507078991
Bro when Im geeked I cant even get out of bed or keep my hand off my junk talking like a duck and an oldman would be out of the question