Thread 507087090

>zero matches on tinder
>zero matches on bumble

>>507087090 (OP)
It is an illusion anon. Focus on attaining Vairagya

>>507087090 (OP)
You probably have a bad haircut or dress sloppy

>>507087090 (OP)
Take a shower stinky

stupid worthless incel

>>507087090 (OP)
>2 years
Amateur.

>>507087090 (OP)
Maybe give Grindr a go LMAO

>>507087090 (OP)
10
its blessing

>>507087090 (OP)
>3 months no sex
>haven't even jerked off
>I can lift a car

>>507087090 (OP)
lel. Only 2 bro? I'm going on 17yrs no sex in my 30s now. Git gud kiddo.

>>507087090 (OP)
You're better off. Everyone has STDs from fucking closet homos and niggers

>>507087090 (OP)
You're too ugly for apps. Just go to a bar. They're not half as picky face-to-face.

>>507087090 (OP)
Well, at least you gave your butthole time to heal.

>>507087090 (OP)
>>507087253
Gtfo of my board you disgusting fakecels

Refine your profiles immediately.

>>507087331
I want to but I hate alcohol

>>507087090 (OP)
I've never kissed a female.

I met my baby momma when she was 15yo and now we have 2 kids :)

>>507087090 (OP)
I tried banging a cute tranny but even that no luck

>>507087090 (OP)
Make better pics.
Lie in the profile
Delete and recreate account

>>507087398
This is a sex having board now
>>507087467
Based and sweet.

>>507087425
You know that you can order non-alcoholic drinks at bars, right?

>>507087090 (OP)
You need to rework your proile interests. I bet you have
>anon
>it worker
>likes esoteric warhammer knowledge
Dried pussy recipe.

>>507087090 (OP)
I’m a virgin
Get on my level :(

>>507087090 (OP)
REEEE get out normie.

>>507087090 (OP)
I have been married for 15 years and haven't had sex in 10 years.

>>507087528
Not based or sweet for me. Women unmatch me like I'm radioactive. Actually no, I think radioactive plates have been held in more women's hands than I have.

>>507087090 (OP)
I had sex around 8 months ago. Would do it again 10/10 But there's always Vidya

30 years and going here

>>507087090 (OP)
Thats cute. I haven't had sex in 30 years. I'm 30 years old.

>>507087633
I'm sorry I wanted to tag this anon>>507087481
>>507087633
You should try to better yourself anon, it's not over. Never give up, I'm sorry about your situation.

>>507087090 (OP)
Well, think on the positive side. You should be used to it by now and quite comfortable.

>>507087090 (OP)
Sage

>>507087595
That's not marriage that is merely cohabiting with a flatmate or room mate.

>>507087595
Leave bro wtf she's fucking someone else

>>507087090 (OP)
>book 1 week vacation to venezuela, colombia, brazil or dominican republic
>suddenly thousands of whore matches on tinder

You need to understand that USA is a slave driving sexless factory for you to work crazy hours, spend all your money and die quickly.
It is a slavery with bad quality food.
>not even food is good anymore

>>507087595
I can see fucking why.
Hiding your flag like a retarded bitchfaggot.
Hahahahha.

>>507087160
>>507087188
>>507087331
why are people acting like they constantly get laid on apps
i bet you guys barely ever had sex lol
apps are trash tier and dont work for men unless youre famous or something which you arent

Why everyone has so much trouble meeting girls? Why arent you guys just talking to the girls that come up to you to talk? When a girl starts talking to you just be friendly and flirty.

>>507087425
See what I posted. Go to all inclusive beach resort in another country:
>>507087881

>>507088004
IRL Girls don't want to talk to me. They ignore me as if I was air. All the girls I flirted with IRL either ignored me, said no, or held a nice conversation until I asked for a date and immediately got the ick. They can sense the autism

>>507087914
>why are people acting like they constantly get laid on apps
I get about 10-15 matches a day and go on dates about 2-3 times a week.

>>507087914
Shits a fucking scam, im a 190 lanklet with blue eyes and good chin and i get like a match per week and its either a cutie from 200km away or a fat 35 year old from across the road

>>507087722
Your rabbi didn't rape you?

>>507087090 (OP)
this is the average young male experience

women know how to crash societies by following their instincts of only hooking up with chad

>>507087090 (OP)
Ohh chuddie

>>507088004
>Why arent you guys just talking to the girls that come up to you to talk? When a girl starts talking to you
Hahahahahahahaha good one anon lol. Yeah and I'll win the lottery, be told I'm actually king of atlantis, and then I'll discover how to make stable self-sustaining high net power output nuclear fusion.
>when a woman comes up to you to talk
yeah like that's ever happened, maybe it happened in middle school once. Once.

>>507088133
Why not just go talk to her?

>>507088312
A girl has never ever came up to talk to you? I dont believe this. Im ugly af and girls talk to me.

>>507087090 (OP)
omg you poor thing.

try 32

>>507088304
I would absolutely wife either the bottom far left or the bottom middle left.
Not that either of them would ever want to husband me.

>>507088420
On the bright side anon, maybe you're not nearly as ugly as you believe yourself to be.

>>507088142
post matches lets see

>>507088144
exactly also height is huge meme on here to shit on small guys, have you gone out? i see all sorts of couples,
i see girls here going out with ugly kanak thats really the only thing i get disgusted with

>>507088142
and btw you forgot to add you also never had sex kek

>>507087418
This
>>507087914
Yeah you're retarded. Ive used tinder/bumble/hinge across the US, Japan, Korea, Mongolia, Taiwan, Thailand, and Australia (I travel to Asia frequently for work) for the last 10 years. I'm very very generously a 6/10 white dude who's probably a bit overweight and I've never gone more than a week without a date from apps. Take good pics, of stuff women actually like not what (you) think is cool, and don't have a retarded profile, it's that easy

>>507088440
>I would wife them
Anon, they're drawings

>>507088498
No im 39 and balding but luckily im tall enough that girls cant see it lol.

>>507088597
Well that hasn't exactly stopped me so far.

>>507088556
>s the US, Japan, Korea, Mongolia, Taiwan, Thailand, and Australia (I travel to Asia frequently for work)
im not trsuting the results of some kind of travel dating app retard

if you are 6/10 you gonna get the bottom of the barrel trash on apps if at that

>>507088258
Love me some hoe_math videos. Should be mandatory watching for all kids but particularly boys in school

>>507087090 (OP)
I havent had sex in 2 years for 30 years now

>>507087090 (OP)
It usually winds up more trouble than it's worth

>>507088556
also how laughable is it you exploit dating apps in asia as a white guy lol
everyone knows that
its obviously different, come to germany and see if you get anything

>>507088660
I'm an American and had no problem getting dates through normal apps when I was living there. Same since being in Japan for the last year. I'd say it takes about 2 weeks to get around 100 matches and start having 2-3 dates per week, and a girlfriend by the end of a month or two if I really want one (currently have one, met online)

I don't even know how to meet girls IRL desu I've done apps for like a decade with no problem. You're just bad at it

>>507087090 (OP)
Ill have sex with you, bro. Got a nice pucker for me?

>>507087090 (OP)
I've never had sex and since I am forty I probably never will. What I do have is a stack grimoires and plenty of time on my hand.
and yes while the three books is not technically a grimoire it is required reading.

>>507088795
dude every white person gets dates in japan as a white guy youre ridiculous lol
you are literally the guy constantly scrooling apps bc he cant get laid and goes all the way to do sex traveling bc he cant get laid at all

>>507088720
Also I've dated swedes, Russians, Germans lol, Americans, french, Brits, even an Azerbaijani whilst living in Japan/Korea so I think you're just wrong dude

>>507088915
you have not
post your matches and lets see

>>507088957
Why would I doxx people here just to prove a point to you? Why are you so convinced I'm lying? Have you tried dating apps krautanon? Did it not go well? Maybe that's a you problem and not an issue with the platform

>>507087090 (OP)
>>zero matches on tinder
>>zero matches on bumble
You think thats bad? I am subbed to all of these and have 0 matches

>>507089086
sure bro doxxing yourself on a sex app no problem but showing anon matches is
stop being delusional incel

>>507087823
>>507087857

Marriage is about love not sex, she can't have sex because she was born with health problems. She needs me just to live. I can still play with her boobs.

>>507088821

You're not missing out on anything. You can just buy an onahole and it'll be the same exact feeling with the only minor differences.

>>507089134
Is this like a weird sex thing where you just want dudes to post pics of girls to the thread for you to jack off to?

>>507089154
I want to be in a relationship though.

>>507089188
huh? you bragging about 100 matches but cant actually show anything what a surprise mate

>>507089086
i look better than you and i know they dont work
i also know the women on there
the only good looking girls there are there for entertainment getting likes and promoting social media and getting compliments etc
no girls goes out with randoms to have sex, the other 99% girls are bottom of the barrel and you dont get 100 matches etc at all fucking joke

getting matchesi n fucking japan as a white dude is not impressive you retard

this is not normal, it is because we live in a gay police state. gay propoganda should be banned

>>507087090 (OP)
>2 years
kys fucking normalnigger

>>507089222
In 2025? We have AI chatbots now. What will you have in common with a woman you meet off Hinge? Absolutely nothing. You only wanted to meet her for your coin locker and then when the deed is done you'll get post nut clarity and realize you just wasted your time followed by worry you caught something or got her pregnant. It's not worth the hassle.

>>507089314
I'm sorry for your mental illness anon, there's plenty of nice girls out there looking for boyfriends and real connections out there on apps.

To anyone else in the thread, don't be a doomer about it. 4 pics of you doing something interesting (cars, sports, music related) and a clear pic of your face is enough. Have a short bio that is a bit cheeky and expresses your basic personality and you should be fine. Also definitely pay for apps just to avoid the swipe limit, it's a numbers game. Yeah I had probably a couple hundred matches and 50-60 dates over the years but that was through easily thousands of failed swipes. Just takes a little time and effort like anything else

>>507087914
There was a golden age of these apps, pretty much 2013-2017/2018 but the end of the Obama years were peak easy poonani (feel like there should be a good jeet joke in there somewhere but I digress.)

I used to get a hundred matches in a weekend and then run it like any sales funnel. Message them, start filtering out flakes/boring/basic bitches. Start setting dates constantly. I did this for 3 years hardcore. I had 3-5 dates a week. Some new, some stayed in rotation for a bit before we'd go our separate ways. It was so simple. I feel like no one believes me when I say my body count is easily in the triple digits but I don't care. Anyone, especially if they lived through that time and had a modicum of game (PUA stuff was rampant but you could apply it subtly and it wasn't as over saturated if you weren't a fag about it) you could clean up

Thanks for reading my blog

>>507089361
I don't see what people being gay has to do me being lonely. I really don't.

>>507089484
dude you feel the need to throw tantrums and unreasonable insults and cant show anything you brag about
its bc you got shit and you do sex travel to get laid at all you are a joke
you cant show bc it would show the sad reality

>>507087090 (OP)
So you're saying you've had sex?
Not a popular take around these parts

So? There are elementary schools probably within 20 miles of you. What's your excuse?

Give me example of a good profile text im honestly an 8/10
But also a schizo
I sometimes think im writing the most beautiful description of myself and my ideal relation but it is like 50% chance i will get too much attention or people will call me names

Why do norm fags lurk pol? I wish OP a terrible death. Sex havers should not browse pol

>>507087253
Test drops after 6-7 days of nofap

>>507089452
... I don't own a coin locker?
What does a coin locker have to do with a female?
I was hoping that I would have something in common with someone that I meet on hinge or insert other useless app here. Otherwise all life has no meaning and I should just kill myself right now.

>>507088004
>When a girl starts talking to you
The 2 times this happens a year to me, they ALWAYS make sure to mention their boyfriend after talking for half an hour