Why not just get a job you actually like you lazy faggots? I like my job so it doesnt feel like work. You dont have to work a wagie can stocker job you know.

>>507092286 (OP)
the s o y man and his doings knows about ethics

>>507092286 (OP)
I don't have to work any job.

>>507092286 (OP)
A job would take a 8 hours of my days and it would give me absolutely nothing I want.

>>507092286 (OP)
I apply and I get rejected even for minimum wage jobs

>>507092286 (OP)
What is your job?

>>507092987
This. Why would I work a job when I could do what I really like and eat tendies and go on hikes?

>>507092286 (OP)
I just got a new job yesterday. Lied in the interview saying I was nervous because they saw that I was too calm and confident, threw them off nicely. Bought some time.

My future boss called me "top man" 2-3 times which in my culture is a certain sign of respect. The cutie I'll be working with was shy and coy around me but I heard her speaking to her friend, saying she would. I am going to fuck her in 3-4 weeks when my criminal record check comes back as clean.

I got there early and finished the interview before it should have even started, and then I was offered the job 10 minutes later by email.

It's nice being Chad.

>>507092286 (OP)
I know I shoild go back to college, but I just can’t bring myself to fuck the next 4-5 years of my life over it. Even if the outcome would be worth it. It’s been a perpetual battle for years now. I did recently just quit drinking tho so maybe the sobriety boredom will finally be enough to get me to go

>>507092286 (OP)
the job will have to get us, sorry, we no longer chase whores that dont put out and we dont work for retarded faggots and we have no respect for companies employing hiring personnel who are younger than us and are likely female cunts to boot...how about you suck my cock and i dont cut your faggot throat faggot how about that shit you cocksucking useless eater bitch nigger?

>>507095070
That’s awesome Chad I am glad you found a good job and are getting to have sex. If you need anything just let me know. :)

>>507095070
How fucking big of a loser do you have to be to actually sit down and type this contrived bullshit fantasy out? They don't give a fuck if you are nervous or not for your gas station job, they just need warm bodies. The girl isn't shy, she's ignoring you because you look retarded and she just wants to talk on the phone between customers at the register. FFS.

>>507095608
But what if: it's all true?

>>507092286 (OP)
People like me don't get hired. Ever, apparently.

>>507092286 (OP)
Typical.

I offered my nephew a job since he's penniless and living at home. $16 an hour for light work but he'd rather play Japanese games all night and chit chat online then sleep in until noon.

These kids are flat broke and don't care, that's not normal. When I was his age there wasn't enough hours in the day to work because I couldn't wait to buy a Mustang.

>>507094886
Im a professional gooner. I get paid $3k/week to rate the best uploads on goontube.

>>507095233
>talks like a faggot
>doesnt get hired
>talks like a faggot even more

>>507097287
Doesnt help that mustangs are gay these days and too expensive. 46k for a new stang. Used to be able to get a new porsche for that kind of monies.