HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, its over bros...
https://x.com/FT/status/1932833183738839118

>>507097817 (OP)
Not my fucking problem. America is our ally and they will fight our wars for us.

>>507097982
>from nuclear subs to vassal state
grim

We dont fucking need subs, its a huge waste of money, literally like $400 BILLION dollars of tax payer money for like 8 subs? Whats a fucking joke.

We could completely solve the housing crisis here with that money.

>>507097817 (OP)

>>507097982
>America is our ally

is that why their soliders always bash our men and rape our women?

>>507097817 (OP)
Not looking good for Iran, or us

>>507098157
yes but nuclear subs is cool

>>507098157
>what is pork barrelling I am 12

>>507097982
America isn't your ally. You're just another base of operations like the UK and Japan.

>>507098157
>literally like $400 BILLION dollars of tax payer money for like 8 subs? Whats a fucking joke.
$400 billion to build a military base for a foreign power on your own soil to militarily occupy your country. Turbo cucked.

>>507098326
It's ILLEGAL to store foreign troops on US soil. However they have military bases here. It's morally acceptable to murder Americans, Jewish-American influence is a global poison.

>>507097817 (OP)
I guess Australia and UK shouldn't have fucked around with the US elections, now you assholes find out.

Backstab France
Gets backstabbed by the U.S
Kek you had it coming
Perhaps you should try some Chinese Diesels

>>507098584
>ta bu zhi dao

250 shabi 4444 NSL CNM

>>507098157
Aren't they being built there? You get the infrastructure and knowlage too.

>>507098433
what australia did to USA ? Literally ?

>>507098828
stop trying to sell us shit and call it a shovel. The only reason the US invaded us is so we can't have nukes.

>>507097817 (OP)
The whole thing was just a vote buying exercise that got of hand. Tony Abbot had a plan to buy Japanese subs and it would have been fine. But he got rolled by Malcolm Turnbull who did the French deal on the condition that the fucked up shipyards in the backwater Australian state of South Australia would be used, thereby securing the vote of the workers in the small geographic area around the shipyard. But, then, Malcolm Turnbull was rolled by Scott Morrison who wanted to make a name for himself by creating "AUKUS" (echoes of the famed ANZAC, stories of which every Australian child has drummed into them from their first years in school), signing up to a ludicrous deal to obtain nuclear submarines, something we really don't need. The only downside to the axing the AUKUS deal will be that our esteemed politicians will no doubt take it upon themselves to come up with an even more implausible way to waste money.

>>507098934
>backwater Australian state of South Australia

I'd rather live in a "backwater" than in a socialist iron curtan hellscape full of gays and deformed people. South Australia is the state of churches.

>>507097817 (OP)
weren't you frogs about to sell them diesel submarines? then then whined because they wanted nukular? (which you also could sell them...) And now they're getting nothing from amerikike? what a world
>(pic unrelated)

>>507097982
Kek, even I am too unsure if America will give up Australia, SK, NZ, and Japan these days. Maybe we will defend them... maybe not? Cant really say for sure now.

>>507099066
It's still a backwater regardless of your hurt feelings

>>507099066
Apparently there is no reason for certain tens of thousands of people to live there other than to work on nonsensical government projects that produce less value than what is put into them.

>>507099333
You won't defend us, we already know that. You are the great satan. You are the reason the holocaust failed.

>>507098157
we just have to deport shitskins to solve the "housing crisis"
you think they have any desire to reduce property prices, lmao

>>507099380
The reason to live there is because it's allergy-friendly, who the fuck wants to live in Melbourne and get killed by rye pollen

>>507099390
I mean who is coming after Australia? Do you guys fight with anyone?

>>507097817 (OP)
Good. Deal was a fucking scam anyway. Most Australians are against it. Paying billions for something that will never actually get delivered. Should have stuck with the French ones or chosen the Jap subs.

>>507099297
they asked for diesel submarines with a transfer of technology, we said OK. years later they betrayed us by saying they wanted nuclear submarines when we could supply both

>>507099456
My enemies are Canada France and Estonia.

>>507099515
what a bunch of c.ucks

>>507097817 (OP)
Thanks for the money dummy

>>507099456
We only ever fight to defend America because you can't do it yourself. Then America decides to tariff us despite having a trade surplus with us. Honestly we should kick you seppo cunts out of Pine Gap you don't deserve it.

>>507098157
oy vey!!! very antisemitic

>>507099631
The only reason they are here is to spread kike culture and abuse locals.

>>507099456
china sent warships down here a few months ago

if the US was still an isolationist country like it used to be then china would be actively annexing islands and building artificial islands all across the world

>>507097817 (OP)
See your girl in the park
That girl is an aukus

>>507099830
So what? China punishes women who lie about rape. I will defect to China when the civil war begins.

>>507098835
All 5 guys glowniggers were involved in the stolen 2020 election, a man like Trump isn't going to let that slide during our revenge tour.

>>507097817 (OP)
>NO SUBS FOR AUSSIE

Fk you evil cunt, everyone deserves good sammich.

>>507099548
>estonia

>>507100674
Any country that threatens their own citizens to take their passports because that citizen uses "wrong language" in the home, is a country worth genociding. Estonia tried to ban Russian, due to the fear that people speaking Russian will speak harsh truths.

Fuck them all to death :)

>>507099631
Those tariff calculations of theirs didn't even include their tech sector, LOL.

>>507097817 (OP)
Oh good. The chinks will finally take over and hopefully exterminate the jeet invasion and all I have to do is learn mandarin? Sign me up.

>>507100922
So you would be ok if pajeets spoke urdu or whatever the fuck in ya cunt?

>>507101113
Yes!!! Because assimilation is a myth. I'll speak whatever the fuck I want thanks very much. And I'll do it in any nation I want too. I WILL speak English in France and there's fuck all you or the horse you rode in on can do about it.

>>507101113
Like, the only reason you learned English is because you're either greedy with money or got forced to by education system. Why the fuck should a country waste money to teach foreigners their language? That's just a fast track for making spies.

>>507098370
go have a look what pine gap is

>>507097982
Yeah, the Ukrainians were told that too

>>507099631
It's true. Australians and Canadians earned the reputation for being perfect shock troops during the Boer war and it was only further cemented during the world wars. Nothing would make a Germans arse clap more than encountering an Australian or Canadian on the battlefield.

>>507101113
Instead of trying to rape my tongue with shitty Estonian language maybe they can just accept that they aren't a real multicultural nation and drop the act? Oh, they can never do that because Jews need to import to them more niggers.

Fuck Estonia.

>>507097982
>America is our ally and they will fight our wars for us.
You mean you'll fight wars for them. Learn your place peasant.

>>507101769
Would you rather a white person speaks Russian or a nigger speaks Estonian?

>>507101571
What a fucking retard! No, you must be illiterate and only speak one language!

>>507097817 (OP)
>to determine IF

butthurt French are butthurt

>>507097982
What wars is Australia even fighting?

>>507099066
>>507099351
>>507099380
South Australia is the only state settled by free settlers and no convicts
The rest of the country is a prison colony

>>507102039
Emus are a real threat to the Bruces.

>>507102066
That still doesn't alter the truth of the statement

>>507101769
You're a tripwire akin to Taiwan only you're for Russia and the latter for China. The moment anything kicks off your country will be razed to the ground. All to please American geopolitical goals. You shouldn't be so uppity lad, we're all in this together.

>>507101939
You know what? That's true. The only language I really speak is Mandarin. Except to my dog, I speak to Zaza in German.

Drone subs are on the horizon. Why would anyone want manned ones?

>>507102128
Doesn't alter the fact you're coping for living in a shithole

>>507102451
Again, you're the only one in denial of facts and clearly projecting your own insecurities.

>>507097817 (OP)
Want to know the real reason? We literally dont have the workets to build new subs and new ships especially if war with china soon. They wont admit we CANNOT build them. All the shipyards are backlogged to hell and back.

>>507102148
>we love you continentals!!!
>kill all poles and muh slavshits
>wog starts at calais
>We are in this together now for real goyim!!!

>>507102576
Any anon with welding skill can easily get a 25$hr job at a shipyatd and work 50-80hrs wk. Unironically just walk in the door with resume and take a welding test.

>>507102707
Or I can get a 20-30 an hour job and not work like an animal.
It’s a good deal for someone out of prison anyways.

>>507102541
Is southern australia butthurt belt of yours?

>>507102034
t.seether

>>507097817 (OP)
Buy Swedish submarines instead. They're the best anyway

>>507097817 (OP)
None of us want the subs anyway. We don't give a shit about China they are our largest trading partner and are better than the alternative, usury from the US and mass indian importing.

>>507104508
Bro...

>>507105073
Yes but with subs you can be a regional power, you don't want to be a regional power ?

>>507105780
We are a continent, you are a country. Come talk to us about regional power when you control Africa again.

>>507097982
This, but with an israeli flag

>>507098157
You don't need nuclear subs for sure. Subs in general should be a major asset for your navy tho.

>>507097817 (OP)
This is great news for Australia, as the subs were far too expensive. German diesel electrics are a far better and cheaper given Aussie needs.

>>507106337
I mean they have a free pick to aquire south korean ones or japanese diesel-electrics as well. It just strikes me as weird Australia went for the nuclear option in the first place.

>>507106005
Why we should control africa again, there is nothing to earn for us, their boycott of our country is actually a good thing

>>507105780
Ukraine has shown that modern warfare is redundant, even when it was already a cold war due to nuclear weapons. America has shown that hegemonic power is the only valid power on the planet and China is rapidly replacing them on that front. Australia doesn't need to pretend to be a global power and the smartest thing we could ever do is play both sides in this whole thing instead of raping ourselves for Western only interests.

>>507106440
The government at the time lost the election afterwards and pretty much the whole cabinet now works in military consultancy skimming money from military contracts. That is basically why. Our government has this obsession with large consulting firms and the party way for politicians is basically this
>Become a party sycophant in university and base your entire degree writing about why your party is great
>Get a union or party related job
>If your party is in government then you become an advisor
>Eventually get nominated for preselection in what were fake internal elections through something called branch stacking
>When elected toe the party line and do as many favours for private corporations as possible
>After you have spent 8-12 years doing this cash in all your favours and get a plum job where you setup more dodgy corporate favours with gov money
With the salaries going from 220k to 600k+

>>507097817 (OP)
They can buy french for double the price now.

>>507097817 (OP)
Thats actually incredibly great news for UK and Australia, less american involvement and no overpriced slop

>>507107646
hehe

>>507098157
>We could completely solve the housing crisis here with that money.
Yes, but how does solving the housing crisis help keep Israel safe?

>>507108760
What a stupid fucking american, obviously if Australians fund housing complexes in Israel, it will help poor homeless holocaust survivors.

>>507107433
and they're all masons
checked

i fail to see how the alliances between western democracies dissolving is good for anyone but our adversaries

>>507098157
Have fun being invaded by china lol lmao even

>>507100266
Holy shit anon! And i was about to try that burger joint since one opened recently in my area thanks for warning us, never relax indeed

>>507097817 (OP)
Weird way to consneed territory to China. I'm guessing sending infinite funds to Israel isn't panning out.