I was conceived in a bald eagle's nest amongst the branches of the highest tree atop Mt. Rushmore. After Benjamin Rush delivered me, Betsy Ross swaddled me in her flag and George Washington christened me America's native son. Franklin & Jefferson were my teachers and Sally Hemmings was my wet nurse. John Adams ministered my soul as cousin Sam ministered my spirits. Noah Webster taught me how to read and write while Andrew Jackson taught me how to lead and fight, and it was Attucks & Hale who taught me the cost of sacrifice. I'll live free or die trying because the blood running through these veins is red, white, and blue. It's liberty or death for Patrick Henry and me, because that's what being 100% American means.

>>507105221 (OP)
The baby should be nursing from Columbia's swollen breats.

>>507105221 (OP)
How come ur taxes pay israel tho?

>>507105766
They don't. The government prints infinite money and collecting taxes is just theater to give the illusion of fiscal responsibility.

>>507105221 (OP)
souns like a bullsheet.

Imagine what a fuckin paradise this place and canada would be if we stayed 100% northern european

They took this from us bros

>>507105711
Columbia nursed me from a babe on a steady diet of liberty and independence.