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6/12/2025, 8:05:20 PM No.507117073
https://x.com/wind3n1/status/1933219871765991669
Black Box Transcript – Final Minutes of Flight 404
> Captain (Mr. Ramesh): “I am telling you, sir, apply fresh cow poo to forehead and the joints, pulls out body heat. Very cooling. Natural remedy.”
First Officer (Mr. Suresh): “Yes yes Rameshji. You told before. But why you keeping actual poo in a bowl near the cockpit fan? Whole plane is smell as cow asshole.”
Ramesh: “That is the point, dear! It is cleansing. Pure cow dung has antibacterial properties. This is spiritual ventilation.”
[Altitude warning begins: “Pull up. Pull up.” — ignored.]
Suresh: “Saar, with all due respect, passengers are complaining. One childs are crying.”
Ramesh: “Let them cry. One hour in poo aroma and their anxiety will go down 40 percent according to latest university science.”
Suresh: “Saaar, we are descending rapidly?”
Ramesh: “You worry too much. Relax breathe in deeply dear. Even NASA is now researching cow poop as stress reliever. Very grounding.”
Suresh: “Saar, yes... I suppose I agree saar."
[Final words before impact:]
Ramesh: "Feel how smooth the air is. The poo is working.”
[Impact. Recording ends.]
Black Box Transcript – Final Minutes of Flight 404
> Captain (Mr. Ramesh): “I am telling you, sir, apply fresh cow poo to forehead and the joints, pulls out body heat. Very cooling. Natural remedy.”
First Officer (Mr. Suresh): “Yes yes Rameshji. You told before. But why you keeping actual poo in a bowl near the cockpit fan? Whole plane is smell as cow asshole.”
Ramesh: “That is the point, dear! It is cleansing. Pure cow dung has antibacterial properties. This is spiritual ventilation.”
[Altitude warning begins: “Pull up. Pull up.” — ignored.]
Suresh: “Saar, with all due respect, passengers are complaining. One childs are crying.”
Ramesh: “Let them cry. One hour in poo aroma and their anxiety will go down 40 percent according to latest university science.”
Suresh: “Saaar, we are descending rapidly?”
Ramesh: “You worry too much. Relax breathe in deeply dear. Even NASA is now researching cow poop as stress reliever. Very grounding.”
Suresh: “Saar, yes... I suppose I agree saar."
[Final words before impact:]
Ramesh: "Feel how smooth the air is. The poo is working.”
[Impact. Recording ends.]
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