WORLDWIDE INTERNET SHARTAGE !

Political implications of the internet shitting the bed ?

>>507121264 (OP)
NOT MY POKEMON OH NOOOOO

Holy shit, FUCK IRAN. Seriously.

>>507121264 (OP)
Cloudflare outage. This shit happens every other week.

>>507121416
Ikea and Marvel as well

>twitch, discord and pokemon down
Bad day for pedos

WWIII is starting. It's go time, boys. Skyking is going haywire.

FIX IT OR I WILL RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!

this site is responding well but the embedded youtube vids aren't
and now the captcha is fucky.
guess we aren't on the radar,boys

>>507121264 (OP)
>Shut it down

>>507121264 (OP)
Plebbit still working unfortunately

oh shiit

>>507121925
4chan is literally ran by feds dummy. We're the containment zone.

>BBC spam stops
>white women hate threads stop
>meme flags gone
Israel is going to war.

UPS is down kek
Delivery trucks in full panic

hey /pol/tards your favorite eceleb is streaming on twitch right now:
https://www.twitch.tv/hasanabi
how do you fall for this

>>507121591
Shoo, Corporal, shoo

>>507121264 (OP)
Who cares lol

>>507122250
Brb calling Gemini a nigger

>>507121264 (OP)
what is this ESL crap i genuinely don't know what he's trying to say

>>507122223
WOO CONTAINERS

Any network engineers want to explain why so many big websites tend to go down at the same time? Aren't there lots of different ISPs and hosting companies? I wouldn't expect more than a few websites to be affected at once.

>>507121264 (OP)
>Political implications of the internet shitting the bed
you'll never learn, will you?
nothing happens.
ever.

>>507122223
It's ideal, this is the only complaints department that really matters unless you pay a politician off with a (((donation))). Everything we post here gets sent up the chain and some poor ass hole has to read it and forward it on, they do sentiment analysis, etc.

If you don't put some money into the letter to your politician, the letter goes right into the trash unread. Here we can get right to the government at the speed of electrons.

>>507122359
Because every service under the sun uses one of a few hosting providers for content delivery-as-a-service. In this case, Google Cloud and Cloudflare. My money is a transport/network layer issue between some of the big providers. Seems to be easing up a bit now as some panicked network engineer in one of these datacenters just realized what he did.

>>507122508
probably why my package tracking hasn't updated in a day

>>507122359
cascading failures. X fails, but Y depends on X so Y fails too, rinse and repeat.

>>507122508
lame nothingburger

>>507122359
Everything these days is 'cloud orchestrated' and one site might not even be hosted at a single cloud provider any more. There are platforms for running your giant containerized serverless shitfuckfest of a site or service which allow you to host practically anywhere, some places charge more than others. Different Amazon zones, for instance, can have sometimes wildly different rates.

You get some Hindoo to set this shit up for you and then BAM any ONE of the cloud providers goes down? So does your site.

Self hosting is coming back though, these days you can get a Threadripper and a couple 100TB of disk cheap, and just run damn near anything on it directly on the metal. It winds up being like 50x more efficient than doing it in the cloud. Startups are doing that more and more now to avoid 'big bill shock' so the practice will continue as the newer generations of founders build out their infra. I think cloud has peaked personally.

>>507121264 (OP)
>jeet code failure
ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED

>>507122687
It's like in the old Looney Tunes cartoon where Bugs Bunny undoes one bolt and the entire aircraft carrier just falls apart.

>>507121264 (OP)
NONE OF THESE THINGS IS RELEVANT TO ME. IF YOU WOULD NOT POST IN WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE

>>507123407
good thing the world doesn't revolve around one austrian schizo (although it did for a decade)

Nothing seems down for me. Is it just an issue with the down detector website?

>>507123854
Google cloud and cloudflare are down but recovering

>>507121264 (OP)
I'm at work and everything's fucked, getting tons of tickets from people panicking, nothing can be done, so I just sit and wait.

>>507123518
lol

>>507123854
Nope. The internet was near unusable for me for the last hour. It's slowly getting better though. You came after the war, anon

>>507121264 (OP)
No, not pokemaneeeee

>>507123952
me too, cant do much becuase ci/cd is down and cannot install npm packages lol

>>507121264 (OP)
source retard do i need to call my wifes mom?

>>507121651
>cloudflare outage
>it's several different CDNs
retard

>>507124162
downdetector.com nigger

>>507124244
4chan use cloudflare

>>507124359
yes a CDN outage wouldn't render a website totally useless, it would just limit functionality
your reply also doesn't make any sense, googles CDN, Amazons CDN, and cloudflares CDN are all having issues at once which is highly unusual

>>507121264 (OP)
Oh, isn't the Cloud wonderful! We can keep all our important documents there, where they'll be Safe from hard drive crashes and such! Don't Worry! We're cool, and you're just Troglodyte Boomers who can't use technology because you're so obsolete! You can trust the System not to be shutdown ~ it's the Interne, after all!! Guess what? You're all fucking Boomers now!! erj%&*(#%(2!!!!

>>507124462
nigger i run one of the biggest sites in the world right next to me, nothing ever happens

>https://www.cloudflare.com/diversity-equity-and-inclusion/
>“Diversity, inclusion, and equity are not things that are just nice to have; they are essential to the success of Cloudflare's business. The reason is simple. Diverse teams are more effective, innovative, and better positioned to drive growth, and without an equitable and inclusive working environment, our diverse teams won’t succeed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>507125230
Jesus christ

>>507122508
>content delivery-as-a-service
>>507122687
>cascading failures
>>507122729
>giant containerized serverless shitfuckfest of a site or service
thanks, that's unfortunately what I thought it might be

>>507122311
You mean you don’t understand what he is saying?

>>507124462
Whatever spytech they use to snoop on all the cloud servers is down and so all these onions services are fucked
AWS, Goog and Azure all fucked at the same time? Yeah, something's fishy here

>>507124473
cloudflare has their shit running on GCP

My verizon 5g is down I cant get any calls grrr

>>507125230

>>507125415
I don't understand why men or White men work for companies like that.

Why’s it all working then

>>507126033
It's only slightly fucked

>>507126204
thank you mr doctor

>>507121264 (OP)
4chan works

>>507125781
pic related is illegal by the way, the supreme court ruled on this not long ago

>>507121264 (OP)
what website is this?

>>507121264 (OP)
literally everything there works for me

>>507121264 (OP)
I read the bottom right one as "pokemon trooning card game". I need a rest.

>>507121264 (OP)
>>507122729
>>507121651
>>507122508
>>507125415
Cloudflare pays people to carry out DDOS attacks against sites that don't use Cloudflare so that every site will be forced to use their monopoly for "protection".

>>507121264 (OP)
is that why my download speed has been shit all day?

>>507121264 (OP)
Works on my machine.

>>507121264 (OP)
so who's hosting 4plebs then. did they put us in the feds basement again to keep it going after the last hack, or we get placed back in corporate contracting work so we can be part of the cool kids club again when pajeet programers fuck up.

>>507127784
I think it's on dedicated hardware with some CDNs

>>507126590
downdetector.com

>>507127784
>integrated AI image summary
Unironically glowie data mining site.

>>507121651
And cloudfare considering republicans owns Silicon Valley.

>>507121710
Republican pedos.

>>507122021
Reddit is dead. About 5k or less I establish on political forum.

>>507122223
Consider republicans makes up half of 4chan and they owns Feds.

>>507122359
Republicans loves centralized controls. Easy answer.

>>507121264 (OP)
funny all the normie websites die while mine survive

>>507122223
Sloppy job. putin

>>507121264 (OP)
Good

>>507128746
>t. actual discord tranny

>>507128475
that just makes it a better archive, retard. you can lookup images by kw.

>>507121264 (OP)
qrd bros?

>>507127524
This is probably true but you still need to provide evidence.

>>507122729
Yeah theres a lot of concern these days outside the USA about how all the big cloud services are in the USA making them inherently unreliable and insecure.
So self hosting is making a big comeback in Europe

>>507132469
Goog shit the bed, Cloudflare is hosted on GCP, also for some reason AWS and Azure also intermittently fucked

>>507122729
I know that since I did an aws training course and got to know just how much of the internet amazon actually owns, and that shit is horrifying. One well placed terrorist attack and everyone loses out.

>>507121264 (OP)
>>507122359
>>507122508
https://hayahora.futbol/
I didn't screencap this web some hours ago, but it showed the outage and explains what's going on.

Spain has been dealing with the same crap for weeks. Look up Laliga (soccer niggers) vs Cloudflare. At first only Movistar and this CDN were affected, but it has extended to odd hours and more ISPs. If the Mexicanon sees this, thanks for making a couple threads today.

>>507124462
It can break the payment system of online shops with no warning, fun times.

>>507135016
yo hermano
can you post the past threads?

>>507132744
I knew cloud was a meme when they were shilling it 14 years ago. My first job was with an autistic neckbeard who kept calling it someone else’s server and everyone kept trying to justify it with all the wizbang features it has. I started respecting neckbeards who reject hype when everyone else thinks they’re complete idiots

>>507136837
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Cloudflare/
There

>>507121264 (OP)
Pick one:
google server down
aws down
cloudflare down

>>507128746
found the discord tranny

>>507137539
How many companies are willing to get the infrastructure needed to run local AI? Cheaper cloud services have a market if you don't care about quality and thorough control.

>>507138506
Best I can do is all three

>>507138366
Gracias Lamine

get used to it as IT gets jeeted these things won't be maintained

Hello I'm stuck behind internet help.