>>507137494 (OP)if it's a boeing, i ain't going
>>507137494 (OP)If it's an Airbus they have plenty of built-in security measures so it should be fine unless the pilot is a suicidal German.
Say "Bismillah akhi!" and take the next plane.
jeeta
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I'd request for a pajeeta copilot, then nothing can go wrong
>>507137494 (OP)Sit down and immediately start playing the Pakistan national anthem loud enough so he can hear it through my airpods.
>>507137494 (OP)Pick a better pic of a jeet. One that looks like a real one
has anyone ever thought of bringing a parachute onto a plane? you sit next to one of the emergency exists and at the first sign of trouble immediately bail out
>>507137494 (OP)I never use planes, those things fall
>>507137494 (OP)spin 360 and moonwalk away