Thread 507144496

This british man survived a crash that killed 240 people and 5 others in the building.

Why are the british so lucky?

sole saarvivor

>>507144496 (OP)
He must have so much trauma

>>507144496 (OP)
if you are an anglo and did not say VGGGHH upon seeing his visage then you are brown you could overlay his saxon visage with the sutton hoo helm and it would be a perfect fit

>>507144496 (OP)
His story is he was sitting in the exit row and when he saw it going down, he opened the exit door and jumped for it.
I'm having a hard time believing this story.

>>507144496 (OP)
Britannia rules the airwaves, I reckon.

>>507144496 (OP)
>plane had a survivor
Reeeeeeeeeee

he will get even more trauma after he gets his ER bill

>>507144630
It wasn’t that high up yet, if he fell from a couple stories up and landed in some bushes like they say, I could see it being feasible

>>507144496 (OP)
Brits have always been saarvivors.

>>507144708
hopefully he sees the light and tries his luck in canabahrat

>>507144708
kek

>>507144630
It's not that hard to believe. There were a few ridiculous stories of fall survivors from WW2. Here's one.

>Magee left his ball turret when it became inoperative after being damaged by German flak, and discovered his parachute had been torn and rendered useless. Another flak hit then blew off a section of the right wing, causing the aircraft to enter a deadly spin. Magee, in the process of moving from the bomb bay to the radio room, blacked out from lack of oxygen because of the high altitude and was thrown clear of the aircraft. He fell over 4 miles (6.4 km) reaching a speed of approximately 120mph before crashing through the glass roof of the St. Nazaire railroad station. The glass roof shattered, mitigating the force of Magee's final impact. Rescuers found him on the floor of the station.

>Magee was taken as a prisoner of war and given medical treatment by his captors. He had 28 shrapnel wounds in addition to his injuries from the fall: several broken bones, severe damage to his nose and eye, lung and kidney damage, and a nearly severed right arm.

>>507144496 (OP)
Thats a Brahmin.

>>507144568
youre the star of masquerade

>>507145841
Gotta get away, get away
Gotta get away, get away, yeah

>>507144496 (OP)
he was a british spy tasked with crashing the plane

>>507145152
>his/her
Completely unrelated but remember when pronouns weren't a big deal?

>>507144496 (OP)
magic soil

>>507144496 (OP)
>british man

>>507144496 (OP)
BLOODY LUCKY DO FUCK YOUR MODHER