How do I convince my doctor to write me a prescription for ivermectin?

>>507144664 (OP)
neigh... and stomp your hoof.

Tell him you'll doctor shop and take your business elsewhere, if he pushes back tell the doc you are just advocating for yourself since he won't listen to your needs.

>>507144664 (OP)
just order it in tube-goo form off of amazon, i think i got mine for +/- $20 no prescription necessary

you just have to calculate you body weight for the correct dosage recommended on the box

you're not a horse so don't squeeze it all in your mouth

my friend and i both took it and we're both still alive and feelin' fine, better even

>>507144794
>stomp your hoof.

how many times tho?

>>507144664 (OP)
Fly to Japan

>>507144664 (OP)

You can just get it from a veterinarian for your horseand take the amount given to humans.

>>507144664 (OP)
Come to Mexico. It's OTC and you can get it in tablets. Alternatively, contract scabies and he'll prescribe it to you.

>>507145063
>contract scabies
>ivermectin

wut

I had scabies twice, and during those times i used to think
>if you get sent to hell after you die
>they give you scabies as punishment
seriously

but i had to wash ALL of my clothes, bedding, and any other wearable stuff in COLD WATER
>can't use hot it just makes it easier for the eggs to survive on your clothes
but also had to add
>color bleach

even threw out a couple pieces of furniture

then i literally had to shave off ALL my body hair, which wasn't easy cuz im p hairy

lastly, i had to totally bathe in this goo you spread over every inch of your body at least twice
>you have to use the hole bottle
and if you have hair that makes it way more difficult

only then did it go away

>>507145614
>bathe

i didn't actually bathe in it i meant i covered my body in it
> this goo you spread over every inch of your body at least twice

you actually don't have to do it above your neck for some reason

scabies don't like infecting people's heads, not sure why

>>507144664 (OP)
I just go to Mexico and get for like 5 bucks

>>507144664 (OP)
In the US, if you have a retarded-faggot doctor, you just order it online. In leafland, there may still be a chance that the postal service is still allowed to steal it, like they did in the US.

>>507144664 (OP)
>How do I convince my doctor to write me a prescription for ivermectin?
Tell your doctor that you have a horse cock

>>507144664 (OP)
Order it from an Indian pharmacy
They will charge you $30 for $3 worth of stuff, but you'll get it.
Indian way of doing business.
>thank you saar

>>507144664 (OP)
I don't know, don't they give you diladid in Canada for free? I might have to go there and get it.

>>507147004
you can get methadone and suboxone for free. Not sure about diladid.

>>507144664 (OP)
Why do you think you need it?

>>507147265
I have weird skin problems, sometimes my anus is itchy and my stool looks weird.

>>507147343
So you think you have parasites?

>>507144856
American doctors are so swamped with patients that losing one is not a threat.

>>507147405
paranoid about it

>>507147498
Yeah you are lucky if you even have a GP

>>507147584
Why not just make an appointment and tell the doctor your symptoms and see what they have to say?

>>507147343
i just gave you the easiest answer so far in the thread and you didn't even respond to me

>>507144864

indiamart.com
Punch in meds you want to look for.
Go with highest rated pajeet.
Tell jeets whatever other meds you want.
>Profit

>>507144664 (OP)
Tell em you've seen worms in your shit.

they'll give you some if you tell them you are going on a vacation to kenya or some other 3rd world shithole where the water supply is fucked.

>>507148106
lol

one time like 20 years ago i had a roommate who ordered xanax like this and it came in a beat up padded envelope with 20 jeet postage stamps on the front

>>507148247
lel just say mexico

>>507144664 (OP)
see a veteranarian instead