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nuke telaviv

>Israel military says 'completed first stage' of strikes against Iranian military, nuclear targets

NUKE TEL AVIV RIGHT NOW

Can I train my machine learning algorithms for elite Bokerfaces when they have to pretend like they don't know something, looking down and to the right? Or is that model hate speech, racism and bigotry against semites?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKK8PXHJVbE

Fucking Kikes
I gonna die before i rape Smug Alana

Israel knows where every Iranian general is just like they knew where every Hesbollah leader was.
How?

>>507154263
BASED
Z

>>507154333

>>507154247
Iran is so advanced that they can develop nuclear weapons in an apartment building.

>>507154022
kikes are not your "ally", retard

Faggot Graham...

We all know kikes love numerology, esoteric kaballah bros, what is the meaning of 13.06?

>>507154490
based leonarda with the truth nuke

Russian casualties has now amount to over one million

>Explosions heard over Baghdad is most likely the U.S. "not getting involved" by intercepting Iranian missiles headed towards Israel.
>Netanyahu: I Thank President Trump for His Support of Israel

>>507154333
Checked

>The goal of this unprecedented operation is to strike Iranian nuclear facilities.
>We are at a critical moment in Israel's history. We have begun Operation "Lion's Courage."

>>507153849 (OP)
/chug/ please don't lose Iran like we lost Syria.

so...
>ukranny is getting depopulated and annexed bit by bit
>israhell is literally ovyir
>the oyest of veys! jews have nowhere to go now...
>cucktin offers them a place to stay
>russia is full of jews again
i don't feel good about this, bros

NUKE DIEGO GARCIA

JIDF shills slowly popping in

>>507154599
source?

US says they're staying out of it.. just like in Ukraine... kek
>>507154610
>"Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We have no part in the strikes against Iran, and our top priority is protecting our forces in the region. Israel has informed us that it believes the action was essential for self-defense. President Trump and the administration have taken all necessary steps to protect our forces, and we remain in close contact with our regional partners. Let me be clear: Iran should not harm American interests or personnel."

Theres no way Iran cucks out after this right?
This is 100% a happening right? Dont let me get my hopes up just to be let down again

>Explosions heard near Iran's Natanz nuclear facility, Reuters reports
SHOULD HAVE PREEMPTIVELY NUKED DIMONA LIKE I SAID SO MANY TIMES
MW MOMENT, I KNOW

>>507154876
there's too much noise and fog to really make any sort of analysis or prediction.

>>507154843
they surely aren't intercepting shit over iraq for the jews. SURELY.

>We are planning multiple rounds of attacks on Iran
:>This is not a one-day attack
we need a general

>>507154411
So how does Iran not flatten Israel now? Or are they just going to let them assassinate their high ranking officials?

>>507154821

>>507154750
You thought it would be bad when liberashkas came home after SMO. Now they bring Jewish invasion.

>>507154502
its just a friday 13 like that cartoon
>>507154645
>We have begun Operation polak-hyhy-kike mutt reality detachment. milikowsky out.
captcha: 0rGDP
well see what 7 million size deranged jewmutts military base can do vs 100 million 4000 year old superpower with all the weapons needed. just dont compare GDP

>>507154750
Esteemed partners... Shared history... Global investments... Faith...

>>507154979
>we need a general
We do indeed.

>>507153849 (OP)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HERE WE GO! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!!
>Explosions heard near Iran's Natanz nuclear facility, Reuters reports

>Netanyahu to the Iranian people: The day of your liberation from tyranny is closer than ever
>Netanyahu: The Goal of the Operation Is to Eliminate Israel’s Existential Threat

>>507154927
i said it too. but Khamenei decided that nothing ever happens.

>>507154437
>can't define systemic
they can't even define 'china' lmao

>>507152982
Does Iran have then? O are they using the domestic, original ones.

>>507154979
thermobaric shaheeds

>>507154979
Comfy happening in telaviv/tehran
/Chit/

>>507155147
>Reports of explosions in Natanz and Fordow, where uranium enrichment facilities are located
FUGGGGGG

>>507155087
damn. they killed our general
>>507155147
damn. they destroyed our nuclear reactor. milikowsky truly couldnt shake those hyhyl-mutt genetics

>>507154876
It doesn't seem like israel did anything of note other than terrorize some apartment buildings.

>Several reports of ballistic missile launches from Iran.
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>507155288
they cant actually hit what matters far underground. they still need the US for that.

>>507155372
Not yet. AD missiles.

>>507155288
> Netanyahu Confirms Strike on Iranian Nuclear Facilities
BRO... THIS IS WW3

>>507155288
when ukraine was claiming that russia is hitting zapo.. it was most horrible war crime ever according to west

>>507155365
Arent these decapitation strikes? Are they just random bombings?

>>507155427
chill dont be a monkey about it. ww3 is goyslop. this is comfy holocaust in middle east

>>507155257
Iran showed off some jet engined shaheeds long before Geran-3.

> Israel released an official statement saying they're targeting Iran's nuclear facilities.
https://files.catbox.moe/3qxgt3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/3qxgt3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/3qxgt3.mp4

>>507155517
nobody actually hit Zapo meaningfully, even hyhyl only lightly shelled it. but milkykowsky is a more deranged polish plumber than zilinskowksy

>>507155365
>>507155537
we dont know the full extent yet. both sides confirm the nuke facility at nanantz or w/e was hit so it isnt just the apartment block bombings.

>Putin learns of one million Russian casualties
>Putin was said to be furious
> Russia cannot achieve ground fast enough for casualties spent

There's no cucking out from this. IRGC has to seize power if anyone decides to cuck out.

>>507155555
Checked.

>>507155365
Holy cope. Truly this is the mega cope general.

>>507155665
>Putin gives a deadline to reach Stinky in 3 days

>>507155288
knocking out the air defenses

>>507155555
what a champ. you got the quints-quints for the team! TKD IT IS

>>507155537
I'm sure its an attempt at decapitation strikes.

>>507155537
not that the jews are above random terror bombing, but i'd guess they're hitting the suspected addresses of nuclear scientists. and anyone around them. world's most moral army, etc

Reportedly AD intercepting something in the skies above Borujnerd, Iran.

>>507155665
has russia even used 1 million man in ukraine? amazing fictional victory by ukraine

MiG-29 fighter jets are taking off from Mehrabad Airport.
UPDATE: ballistic missiles launched towards Isreal

>>507155975
No.

>>507155975
A hohol finally becomes Russian again the moment it dies.

You zionist Jews in Moscow are no friend of the Ummah, you only exploit Muslims for your imperialistic ends. I am not fooled by your games trying to play both sides of a conflict.

First video of the iranian nuke facility hit

>>507155782
>Chug is imagining the smell in anticipation

now that i think about it, its kind of a bad time to have some sleazy nobody little faggot spic as your "guys trust me we're not involved" guy unless you dont want anyone to believe you on purpose. which is good because kikes and mutts need to be deleted not believed

>>507155771
How's your 41 dead bombers going going zoglet? You here to lie some more?

>>507153849 (OP)
bros..
im not ready to get samson'd

>>507156170

>>507155796
>knocking out the air defenses
Yep. It's gonna be SEAD for a week and then the bomber planes will fly (the US B-2s of course)

>>507156283
Well, the US couldn't do SEAD over Yemen so I'm skeptical of this being possible.

>>507156204
But you ARE ready to die for Bibi in Iran!
Congratulations, you've been randomly selected (by Ladybug Graham) for the job.

>>507155288
Accelerate

>>507156383
SEAD is a myth. Vietnam downed 10.500 US aircrafts.

Yo can I have a qrd on thr happening?

what is the consensus about israhell nukes? do they have any? are they working on them? how is the rest of the world coping with this?

>>507156383
you overestimate the majoooosi, they are hiding underground. only the lions of Yemen are fearless enough

"Strategic target" hit.

>>507156545
They have plenty.

>>507156111
>The pussy stinks
>But the stink smells good
Why am I like this?

General for the Israel-Iran happening when?

>>507156515
kikes fired air-launched cruise missiles at Tehran and Iranian nuke facilities an hour ago.
Iranian ballistic missiles reportedly on their way.
Oil up 15%.

>>507156545
>how is the rest of the world coping with this?
blackmail

>Swift Retaliation Expected, Raising Fears of All-Out War — The New York Times

>>507156738
We don't have all the info yet obviously but I am really thinking a lot of the apartment building hits were drones.

>>507156545
You're living in the worst timeline of all lad, the Greater Israel timeline.
We could have had a Great Serbia, but no, the American faggots decided to go with Israel.

wassup dudes

ASSEMBLE THE FUCKING NUKES, IRGC

>>507156545
JFK was killed because he tried to stop kikes getting them in the 60s.
They probably have a few dozens to a few hundreds.

>>507156738
If Iran cucks its over for them

>>507155104
kek
of course he does

>>507156843
for what its worth, your tomatos are better than kike oranges, serbbro.

A new waves of airstrikes all over Iran rn

>>507156888
NOTHING HAPPENS

>>507155147
how will they defend dimona ?

>>507156545
>what is the consensus about israhell nukes?
Got them from the americans
>do they have any?
boutta hundred or so
>how is the rest of the world coping with this?
pretending they don't exist

>>507157068
this is when realise you are fighting a global mafia and Kinzhal into the zelekike to confuse global kikery so your allies accross the globe get the room to act

>>507157150
iron dome
max kek
THAAD, Patriot etc

>>507156106
Lame. Gay. Is this the best US taxes can do?

>can't bomb real nuclear research bunker
>bomb random apartment
>iran hit back
>omg the free world is underattack
>papa yankee help please
>yank came in and said iran break the deal
>yank will now die for jew (again)
>if iran don't hit back
>lmao cuck, we will assassinate again
>repeat until ww3

Fuck this is why they started the pro immigration protest. It took all the energy away from kikes

>>507157271
iron dome is just meant to intercept katyushas and shit. but yes they have a lot of AD in the region and I expect jordan etc to fly cruise missile intercept missions for israel

> A security official says there’s a strong chance that Iran’s chief of staff and senior nuclear scientists were targeted, and possibly neutralized in the opening strike — Axios

>>507154876
Israel said they plan on continuing strikes. No room for de-escalation, it's now a war between two states.

>>507157080
>your tomatos are better than kike oranges
that's even worse than the apples-to-oranges comparison.

>>507153849 (OP)
labbaik ya rahbar

>>507157483
if they werent on full alert and completely protecting their vital personnel, they got too much kebab. its the last round of negotiations on sunday, of course kikes will sperg before not make it some kind of leisurely stroll

>>507157392
that must be the most exercise 99% of these people get

>>507157483
i have no doubt the Iranian regime is full of spies/traitors...the Persians are not as different from the Arabs as some people think they are, they are extremely feminine-materialistic too.

Good night gentlemen, may God punish the jew

>Footage allegedly from Natanz Nuclear facilities. Iranian state media officially announced attacks on Natanz facilities.
https://t.me/medmannews/23573
>All of the Israeli launches are being carried out from Iraqi airspace
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/19418
>The Arak heavy water facility was apparently attacked too
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/19419

While Israel eliminates the entire leadership of Iran within minutes and launches drones from within Iran to hit Iranian targets, Russia can't even take Svirsk after 3 years of this pointless bloodbath and Putin is still negotiating while based hohols are humiliating him every day even more.

>>507157271
Didn't worked last time. Most of the missiles goes throught and even worse. Iran didn't used their best missiles and warheads where dumbs and not HE.

>>507157805
>things that never happened: the post

love how egypt flag always shows up when its about israel, and then just blatantly lies. hes jewish isnt he.

>>507157566
>You will live to see Iran destroy israel
LETSS GOOOO

>just woke up from nap
>israel attacks Iran
And so it begins…the moshiach (antichrist) is almost here

>Reports of explosions in the Piranshahr area of Iran's West Azerbaijan province, not far from the border with Iraq.
https://t.me/BellumActaNews/147665

Iranbros... not like this...

>>507157944
no just SUNNIGGER mentality they rather side with zionist kike than shia

>>507157944
Suniod has high Ummah™ power of being jew cocksucker

>>507156081
Based Metropolitan Morphou. I wish our online Orthodox figures in the West had his strength.

>>507157771
>extremely feminine-materialistic
I'm going to steal this, if you don't mind

>>507157980
are you kidding me.
>>507157771
you really thought the guys who turned YEMEN of all places into an impregnable bastion, when its basically a desert and some cities, withstanding the brunt of a much more violently starting usa bombing raid, and coming out victorious, youre gonna be surprised. damn i really cant afford to stay up but fuck, how often can one witness the kikes killing their whole cancer by a ridiculously miscalculated spergout? last time they set themselves up so hard was in .... jewkraine

o lawd
what’s happening

>>507154876
these sandniggers are literally incapable of defeating israel, theyve lost 7v1s against them on multiple occasions and every single war theyve fought against israel has ended in humiliation. useless fucks the lot of them

>>507158131
>SUNNIGGERS
>Huh, I guess they are niggers.
>But they have the H...
>The Houthis are Shia as well
Sunnibros, what the fuck? Why are you the lowest form of cattle imaginable.

>All of the Israeli launches are being carried out from Iraqi airspace

Zogbots bombed when?

>Reuters reports that Mohammed Bagheri, the Chief of Staff of the Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran, has been assassinated!
https://t.me/rnintel/36592
>IDF orders call-up of thousands of reservists after launching operation against Iran - Ynet
https://t.me/worldpravda/22420
>President Donald Trump to make a statement shortly.
https://t.me/medmannews/23577

>>507158216
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE UMMAH IS WEAK

>Iranian Opposition media claims indeed Ahmadian, the Secretary General of Iran's Supreme National Security Council, has been the target of assassination by Israel.
Iran either declares war now or it's over for their statehood.

>>507158380
Ayatollah needs to get the flag of revenge, ring of war, chalice of +5 aim and the cape of fury to launch missiles, so my best guess is two weeks.

>>507157944
>hes jewish isnt he.
You think? He’s prolly a Mossad nigger. I love the video of the hamas supporter in Sinai that walks up to the Mossad nigger in the car and executes him point black while saying “from the sons of Gaza”

do you guys think Putin even wakes up for these middle east dustbowls, or his alarm just plays skyrim relaxing compilation and he'll rise and shine in the morning

Latam won.

heh

>>507158608
my YPF stocks atm

>>507158561
i hope this starts happening multiple times a day :)

>>507158680
Pezeshkian and his Foreign Minister must hang

>>507158529
A Serbigger who frequents a podcast I follow just went to Iran, for those not in the know, Iran ain't the based theocracy we think it is, there is, unfortunately, a not at all minor liberal element in Iranian society.
If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on Israel, I'm sorry to say.

>>507157254
>>507157017
>>507156774
it's all so dreadful.

>Barak Ravid, quoting Israeli Army sources, says that chances that the entire Iranian General Staff might have been killed in the initial strike are increasing

>>507157796
based argie bringing in the news
>>507158309
>are you kidding me.
what? Why?
>>507158608
>WW3
The continent gets super comfy when there is a world war going on

>>507158875

>>507158827
I know. Tehran is like Beograd 2.0. Plenty of Iranian Liberals come here, especially foids.

>Israeli media is reporting that Israel is "coordinating its action with the US" and "the US participated in a massive campaign to lull Iran into thinking an attack was not going to happen immediately."

>>507158980
i mean it in the football commentators tone. ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE MAGISTERIAL.

>The moment Israel struck Piranshahr, west Iran.
>Note the vast number of secondary explosions, indicating a ballistic depot was hit.
> Israeli fighter jets are heard above Damascus, Syria.
>Another wave of Israeli strikes likely coming.
>Iranian outlets admit the IRGC General Command Headquarters was hit!
>However, this does not confirm Chief of Staff Bagheri was killed.
https://t.me/rnintel/36598
https://t.me/rnintel/36599
https://t.me/rnintel/36600

>>507159101
>lull Iran into thinking an attack was not going to happen immediately
Iran must have forgotten they were dealing with jews. or have they

>>507158608
Blessed

>>507158781
As do I, fren. As do I.

>>507156081
>>507158243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neophytos_of_Morphou
>Neophytos is famous for supporting various conspiracy theories about antisemitism, COVID-19 and the New World Order. Neophytos was openly against COVID-19 vaccines and one of the measures about the pandemic in Greece and Cyprus to change time of the Eastertide procession from 12 PM to 9 PM
>He supported that Orthodox people should try to avoid electronic identification and that he himself has not received such an ID and will try to delay it as much as he can
>Neophytos is against ecumenism. He has said that the Russian invasion of Ukraine happened because God wants to purge the world from Masons and that Putin wants to stop the New World Order
>As such, he did not attend Pope Francis' visit to the Archdiocese of Cyprus
>In various ministries and Eastern Orthodox liturgies, Neophytos persuaded people to not wear masks or follow measures against COVID as he supported that they are "satanic" and are not beneficial. Despite the government's orders to not attend such events at the pandemic, Neophytos violated the orders and normally proceeded with the Palm Sunday event at his church where he was eventually arrested after a police check to see if he was complying with measures
holy BAZED

>>507159101
>tanking international trust because your masters demand it
Biden moment

>>507158352
Things have changed
Israel couldnt even invade lebanon last year, they got bogged down in the first km. And lebanon has a shit tier army

>>507159197
NRO and NGA on it. Pine Gap base should really be nuked.

https://files.catbox.moe/som9mn.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/som9mn.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/som9mn.mp4
WTF
T
F

Electrical?

dont worry guys. the Houthis will avenge Iran

>"This attack will provoke a significant Iranian response that the Israelis will then ask the United States to help counter despite the fact that it just blew up the delicate US diplomatic talks." - Washington Post.
https://t.me/rnintel/36601

>>507159376
garrys mod is glitching, Iran fired too many nukes at once now the server will crash

hoyl shit i'm missing a happening
give me a QRD of the events so far

>"We are going for a weeks long campaign" — Security source to Israeli Channel 14

>>507159334
they literally destroyed hezbollah and these strikes proved that they reach tehran itself
suffice it to say this will not lead to ww3 and the iranians will cuck out, as per usual

>>507159428
The US is 110% behind this.

>>507159553
I mean, if they took out the entirety of the general staff, it's fucking over already lmao.

>Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting, official state-own media, reports that IRGC Commander Salami was assassinated tonight!
https://t.me/rnintel/36603

>>507159334
lol no lebanon army just doing zionist bidding its all HEZBOLLAH doing the heavy lifting

>>507159409
by sinking a cargo ship full of aliexpress junk headed to israel?

Maybe the real problem is that he ousted the jews from the Russian army leadership and replaced them with double digit subhumans just to keep his power.

>>507159553
what did jews bomb in south Lebanon today? the last 3 bulls of Hezbollah? or maybe kikes are very drunk on the blood another few hundred civiliians and kids they collapsed an apartment on. its about time someone targets israeli military apartments isnt it

>>507159428
>implying US niggers weren't aiding Israel with intelligence

>>507159428
>send the amerifat golem to distract Iran
>attack Iran unprovoked
>???
>*rubs hands*

>>507159553
>suffice it to say this will not lead to ww3 and the iranians will cuck out, as per usual
no_fun_allowed.jpg

aaand the iranians will continue to do nothing lmfao
>>507159671
yeah but they'll still try to save face, and the usual suspects will fall for it lol

Of course they do this on the 13th, too.

>>507159245

>>507159684
mb, i just forgot lebanon had an actual army. I was thinking of hezbollah

>The ENTIRE Iranian general staff, including the head of the general staff of the military and several senior Iranian nuclear scientists "ALL eliminated" tonight, Israeli intel says to CNN.
https://t.me/BellumActaNews/147672

if this is true then its over, sandniggers can´t win wars is against their DNA

>>507159727
In case anyone was wondering if this faggot is IDF/Mossad stationed on the border or deployed in Cairo.

The eternal bong about to give kikes intel and or, guide kissiles.

>>507156106
that lookslike a runway

>507159727
>ousted the jews from the Russian army leadership
Wait but r/uhg told me Russia was run by Jews?!?!

>>507159376
Yeah.
The Manhattan Project used half the electricity in the USA.

>>507160000
Witnessed

>>507160000
checked
didn't need to tell me desu

>Israel says Iran has enough material to make 15 nuclear bombs
>A senior Israel Defense Forces official told Reuters that the military is bombing dozens of nuclear and military facilities in different regions of Iran.
>The official also said that the Iranian regime is just a few steps away from being able to produce nuclear weapons on a large scale.

>>507160000
Checked

>Iranian Media reports the assassinations of IRGC Commander Gen. Hossein Salami, Gen. Gholamali Rashid, nuclear physicist Dr. Mohammad Tehranchi, and former nuclear chief Fereydoon Abbasi.

>>507159553
They are in a war you retard.There is no cucking out now.jews sneakily attacked nuclear sites and politicians/military leaders while they were sleeping in ''commie blocks''.There is no coming back.israel is stuck in a war now.

i dont want to die..

I am having the WORST fucking night.
I have a fever, and it's up to 39.5 at times, and I can't even sleep, and I was basically trying to survive these last few hours.

I managed to survive, I suppose.

Now. How dares Israel attack Iran while I'm having a bad night?
This is bullshit.
I disagree.

>>507160397
anon I'm scared. I don't want to die in the Persian gulf

>>507160412
fine, it was a joke. it is not happening tonight. the happening when you feel better and can enjoy the show

dont worry True Promise 3 in any moment now!

>>507160481
make an anne frank room like the smart hohols have, and wait it out.

>>507160412
>I have a fever
Frever dreams are always a trip.
I kinda wish I was feverish right now...
Oh wait, I am.
JUNGLE feverish that is.

>>507160000
quads of truth

>>507160309
brutal humiliation if true...the little reputation Iran had left after the fiasco in Lebanon is now gone

Bros, you know that tonight Russia just won the ukraine war?
The mutts will pull most of their material and intelligence support from ukraine and redirect it to jews.

>>507160397
If they draft you take the opportunity to shoot your superior.

>>507160481
Dont worry, if SHTF just border hop back to mexico and dodge the draft

>>507160363
Shouldn't the originators of the Shahed learn from Russia and make it rain in Israel every night until they leave?

>>507160526
Good.
Now, everyone go home.

Happening cancelled.
Crimea-kun isn't fucking ready for it.

>>507160000
Al'Quads of truth.

>>507160412
You're pregnant.

Can anyone please update me on when I'm projected to die from Iranian nukes.

>>507160672
I'm in NJ I don't know if I would be able to go to Mexico. I could try to go to Canada.

>>507160481
>implying that iran will retaliate
lol, lmao even

>>507160000
Truth

>>507160724
Two weeks

>Iranian state media reports that former nuclear chief Fereydoon Abbasi, which 2 weeks ago suggested that Iran could develop Tactical Nuclear Bombs on Iranian Television, was killed by Israel tonight.

>>507160000

>>507160848
FUUU

>Israel has eliminated Iran’s Revolutionary Guards Chief, Hossein Salami, according to Reuters and AP

>>507160685
Yes.Once they organize themselves expect daily shaheed and ballistic strikes on israel.

>>507160800
>Canada
they are zog as well, its no use. How good are you at hide and seek? You could hide from meat catchers just like ukranians do

>>507160000
checked

>>507160685
Yeah they should have a steady stream flying to exhaust all missile defence systems

>>507161085
>Israel has eliminated Iran’s Revolutionary Guards Chief, Hossein Salami, according to Reuters and AP
post link

>>507160849

>Israeli Chief of Staff: Tens of thousands of soldiers are being mobilized.
They got intel about something big in Iran then.

>>507158608
LATAM chilling

>>507160541
>smart hohols
are called russians an are all in russia now.

what are smart americans called?

>>507160888
MARG BAR AMRIKA

>>507160912
give me thanks to the Learned Elders for this happening, the Ukraine war gets very boring sometimes a good Middle East happening always brightens things up

>>507161273
Jewish.

>>507160000
HOLY

>>507161110
I don't know where I could hide. Should I move to Russia/Belarus, or is that not safe, too?

>>507161230
yeah, its Iran. jews are going to conquer the whole thing now, VDV all into Khomeini airport

>>507161085
>>507161229
total humiliation
ww3 fags btfo!

Ok, but, seriously, what the fuck is happening, and what are the implications?
Israel just bombed Iranian nuclear site.
Does that mean Iran will acquire nukes now, like they promised to?

Does Russia go in?
We DO have that treaty, still.

>>507161461
You can just fuck cheap prostitutes in Mexico.

>>507161389
grim.

>>507161273
>what are smart americans called?
antisemites

BIG FUCKING OOF FOR IRAN ATM

Good luck attacking Israel with Syria out of action
Fucking retarded Arabs

>Israel has closed its airspace to civilian traffic. All flights arriving at or departing from Ben Gurion International Airport, near Tel Aviv, have been cancelled — NYT

>Unsurprisingly, Iranian outlets are FUMING, claiming that Iran will declare war on Israel and retaliate soon
https://t.me/rnintel/36615

who´s gonna tell them

>>507161548
Mutual defense is with Best Korea. Iran got strategic partnership (thots and prayers).

>korobochka leaves again
>israel attacks iran

how does he do it?!?!

>>507161229
wikipaedo faggotry.
They claim you have to be currently working in a science job to be called a scientist.
They only enforce this rule on people they don't like.

>>507161461
>Belarus/Russia
Only if you want to fight for the other side.
If you want to chill, just go to Mexico

There is no source from these people. like give a source

>>507161548
>We DO have that treaty, still.
nothing ever happens. if 2 million porked hyhyls isnt enough to save , its better to let that world die

>>507161557
I've been planning to go to Belarus or Russia for a while to try to get a wife. I don't really like Latinas that much.

>Israeli official: Alongside extensive strikes by the Israeli Air Force, the Mossad led a series of covert counter-terrorism operations deep inside Iran. These operations were designed to damage Iran's strategic missile array and air defense capabilities.

Iranian tv confirmed nothing lamo

>>507161630
lmao and shitskins were hyping up these sand niggers up, embarassing

>>507161761
>gets decapitated by CJNG

>>507161818
bruh, the Israeli's assassinated their PM like a year ago. WTF is wrong with Iranian security services?

>>507161548
There's going to be a lot of shilling. I expect it'll be very hard to say what's actually happening, at least for the first day or two. For now, just await developments.

There will certainly be very, very heavy shilling - SHILLCON 1.

>>507161801
you're gonna get a golddigger

>>507161638
>"Attack the kikes right away, that's an order"
>"With what?"

>>507161782
>>507161833
hey what about that retaliation?
iranians as incompetent as the poos imagine that, or worse, pakis being more competent than the supposed original aryans! fucking kek

>>507162102
Keep providing further proof that you're Mossad, faggot lol

>Israeli Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir: The Iranian regime will attempt to respond by striking us.

>>507161949
probably better than getting drafted for some zog sand war

>>507161982
>WTF is wrong with Iranian security services?

Multiethnic countries are easy to infiltrate.

>>507160000
One more zero and it would've been six million

is Salami really killed? its 3 days until usa tears the negotiations, and youre sleeping in a vulnerable location?

>>507162441
Yeah, I just saw it confirmed on Wikipedia. I don't know why Iran didn't plan for something like this, they saw it happen to Hezbollah.

>>507162441
Classic under estimation of how stupid Israel can be.

>>507162410
60000 is more honest

RUSSKIE MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn-fGxWlnhM

>>507162592
lamo wiki??? cmon dawg

So, is orange Biden going to say something? Are we getting some live press conference?

>>507162410
kek
nice caracal btw

>>507162813
i'm sure he'll have lots to say about the rent-a-riot distraction

>>507162813
No. White House called a lid.
It's Orange Gorbachev now btw

>>507162813
There'll be an emergency meeting of the National Security Council at 11 am EST so 13 hours from now.

>>507162813
He will come out and say, don't retaliate or we will bomb you!

>>507161818
>>the Mossad
>>"counter-terrorism" operations
>>covert

lol
he cries out as he strikes you

>>507162725
>dem lips
got any moar russian music? even serbian is ok. I don't even know what it sounds like.

>>507160000
Constantinople aka Tsargrad checked

>>507163004
Khamenei, STOP!

>>507162725
wtf didnt know bhad bhabie could sing in russian

>>507163069
Ain't in the mood to spoonfeed you desu, you can have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdUEvVQnvRk
Baking.

>>507161630
Why are arabs so fucking retarded at war?
You would think with all these tensions with Israel claiming to retaliate soon they would be hiding in bunkers or something

Zion don will protect Israel.

>>507162597
>>507162592
war is guaranteed, its an insane kike spergout. usa reputation is gone, the entire administration was set to bomb iran while claiming the opposite, Russia China or anyone else cant trust a word even retroactively. sure that will have huge consequences. but did this reputation really need to be downgraded in the Iranian leaderships eyes by getting kicked in the balls first? i was saying all day today(yesterday), dont be stupid dont get hit first, just do a first strike so those jets cant take off, then see what goes. well, no holds barred against kikes but if radars are gone, iraq airspace is kike controlled, how will Iran dig out of the missile cities to fire en masse, and target and take out jets? we'll see.

Lol, the papers iran signed with russia on some vague defense shit gonna worth lower than shit.See they get whittled down like assad.Still no su-35 deliveries too for years now.Impressive to see iran getting thrown under the bus after all their help with cheap ass drones helped russia.
>>507163004
Probably will work sadly.

>>507162994
>13 hours from now.
glowies need their beauty sleep before a hard days work

>>507163279
>killed
*sacrificed

>>507163046
They basically doing terrorism inside Iran and call it anti terrorism.

>>507162813
>Khamenei, STOP!

>>507163256
thanks
>spoonfeed
dude, I don't even know the names of popular groups there.
and if you search for stuff, it's just pop stuff made for zoomers

at this point Iran has nearly no choice but to commit to total war if they want to survive
but I don’t think they will

>>507163309
(he's waiting to see if iran does actually retaliate)

>>507163414
m8 this is very far from existential

>>507163146
>>507163392
shiiiieeet i wuz 2 slow

>>507163382
NEW
>>507163382
NEW
>>507163382
NEW

>>507163408
So, just like, learn Serbian and/or russkie.
It's easy.

>>507163484
nuke reactor is burning

>>507163290
Jets can't stay up in the air forever. Their saturation strikes are proven to work and they don't have the same amount of ordnance to defend with either. Hence the first strike Israel did.
What Israel did is guarantee that anything nuclear related will be targeted in response. If the USA involves itself, Iran will also glass all of their bases in the gulf.

>>507163596
/chug/ hivemind

>>507163443
>gets bombed during nuclear deal talks
>Get high brass bombed in civilizan buildings
>Get nuclear facilities bombed
If Iran doesnt retaliate it is probably the most cucked nation in history

>>507163484
it is, israel and the US jews are not going to stop until they lose or they balkanize iran and turn it into an unstable shithole with constant terrorist attacks.

So the main thing is glowies ordering pizzas in dedicated gay buildings in Washington DC (homosexual enclosures) and some AIDS patient bombings from a middle eastern jew network that has no means of force projection.

Maga

>>507163653
so?

>>507163891
the us declares victory, turns tail, and runs away all the time

>>507163653
>>507164053
also
>reactor
no, something on the premises of a NPP

>>507163661
>Hence the first strike Israel did.
im just saying, Iran really didnt need to leave their nuclear scientists on the table with yesterdays cookies and the IRGC leader, even i was smelling this shit and im busy with life. strike first i say, the jews had enough chances, or take a hit for the team to set the narrative if you must, but to your chin, not a kick in the balls.

>>507164270
fine, you are right thankfully