>>507162647 (OP)
sometimes you just wanna hold a fellow shitter's hand when you're dropping a big one. i wish we had this here

>>507162842

>have to stoop to piss standing up

>>507162647 (OP)
Does the person shitting on the right have to hand TP to everybody else

>>507162647 (OP)
piss and shit everywhere.
problem solved.

>>507162647 (OP)
pay ranjeet $30 to shit in all over your boss's office. problem solved

>>507162647 (OP)
i dont see the problem
my own toilet was plumbed incorrectly and it flushes into a bucket outside of the house and thats way more inconvenient because every person walking by outside can see my poop

>>507162647 (OP)
The two toilets on the right go “aux naturalle” afterwords. Or wipe on the pants. It’s convenient

>>507162842
It seemed like someone ordered toilets instead of pissoirs, but then also >>507163180.
Truly a mystery.

>>507162647 (OP)
>walk into a german bathroom
>see this
what do?

>>507162647 (OP)
achtung! shelf iz absent! hogan!!!

>>507162647 (OP)
They're gearing them for war, those are barracks style toilet layout

>>507164412
Aah, the Bavarian Birthing Stool.

>>507164412
is this so they can chop it up first?

>>507165655
it’s so water doesn’t splash up on their ass. makes sense considering how much beer they drank back in the day

>>507163501
taking recycling to it's logical conclusion

>>507163501

>>secret stash on the wall behind him

Fucking kek

>>507162647 (OP)
This seems like the kind of thing Germans would be into.

>>507166506
This is just the new business practice to stop people from shitting at work and wasting company time. Go ahead goy, take your little poo-poo, it'll just cost you your dignity.

>>507163180
>>have to stoop to piss standing up
Europeans piss sitting down buddy

>>507162647 (OP)
So does the guy in the middle just have to ask someone beside him to pass the toilet paper?

>>507167162
they pass it around

>>507166963
I'm a schizo, i'm based, i shit in the middle toilet with no cubicle, not in minecraft like you

>could you pass the toilet paper?

>>507165859
assuming the pic is true, ive hung food ropes so long they wipe my balls at the end in a normal toilet. id have to stand up like a jeet to complete one with the german toilet. as for your other point, it would splash shit all over the bowl/ass

>>507167413
nein, I cannot spare a square

don't these krautfags pee sitting down? they'd fit right in.

>>507162647 (OP)
I would just shit and piss on the floor...

>>507165655
>In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism.