>W-we are not involved, p-please don't hurt us.

What a weak nation.

>We are not involved

>>507170380 (OP)
>YOURE JUST A GOLEM STATE!
>YOU BACKED OUT OF HELPING ISRAEL?!!
>WHAT WEAKLINGS YOU ARE AAAAAAAA!
make up your mind, fatima

>>507170630
They can’t, the cognitive dissonance is to strong.

When the time comes, I'm going to sign up again but only as a draft enforcer. I'm going to round every last one of you pukes up once the day of the draft card arrives. I hope you're ready to comply with my lawful orders when the time comes. And no hiding, it isn't manly.

I know what you're thinking, "hehe I won't go anywhere my mom will hide me." She won't, and if she tries I'll haul her ass to prison and break her under questioning until she gives you up. Then you can both cry from segregated drunk tanks.

Make no mistakes Uncle Sam doesn't play games. This is NOT like your video games. So, don't play cute.

>>507170380 (OP)
>noooo, you have to jump into the shit pit too, otherwise you are a pussy

Lol no

>>507171274
I know this is just bait but if a draft was imposed it would be practically unenforceable. The American public is still dumb but they aren't the unthinking jingoists they were even 20 years ago.
Juries won't convict for draft evasion and there won't be any social consequences for it either.