They had to have know this was coming when the US recalled their Iraq embassy staff just a few days ago. Even scott adams knew this was coming. So how the shit did they kill Salami? This is almost like Iran wanted some of the top brass to "die"

>>507178013 (OP)
heh heh

salami

>>507178013 (OP)
Salami was too busy posting "Nothing ever happens" on /pol/

Pic of Salami's corpse

>>507178013 (OP)
A dried sausage made ftlm donkey meat

>>507178013 (OP)
They either wanted a few people to die to have a better reason for retaliation......oooor they're a bunch of retarded goatfuckers.
Considering the absolute embarrassment of Hamas and Hezbollah I'd go with the latter they absolutely suck on the intelligence department, even when they chimp out with missiles they hit nothing most of the time.

Here's a common sense tip: if you don't want your nuclear scientists assassinated don't let them go out in public, DUH!
Keep them hidden in government facilities preferably deep inside mountains where Isrsel can't bomb them.

>>507178013 (OP)
>Even scott adams knew this was coming.
My bet, all Iranian high command is also vaxxed.With Pfizer

>>507178013 (OP)
>Is Iran retarded?
Yes, it's a Shiite thing lol.
Sunnis: Build literal skyscrapers in the desert
Shiites: Talk shit, get hit, cry, lose all top military leadership and everything that could sustain a country

>>507178013 (OP)
They are about as intelligent as shitjeets

>>507178013 (OP)
that niggas name is salami ain't no one taking iran seriously

>>507178013 (OP)
Come the fuck on, that's clearly a made up name

>>507178218
Sick burn bro

>>507178013 (OP)
Man muslims really just have lost whatever sort of hype they had back in the day. All they can do now is move to western countries asking for money, and sometimes stab random women or run over people shopping with a van. Fucking hell guys get your shit together.

>>507181001
>forgetting which timeline you occupy

It's real mate

>>507178013 (OP)
Iran is a third world country with an average IQ of 80

Israel and America are wealthy and full of smart people like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg

>>507178013 (OP)
They don't want to admit that they need to live in bunkers, it will made them look weak

>>507182178
They actually have one of the highest IQs in the world but are somehow still very retarded.

>>507180633
>Sunnis: Build literal skyscrapers in the desert
with no working sewer system or toilets

>>507180633
Sunnis: suck literal Jew dick in the desert

>>507178595
Hamas and Hezbollah are operational and a thorn in Israel's side despite the obscene amount of munitions Israel has been dropping. Israel is despised by pretty much the entire world for their behaviour and even Leftists are are telling them to shut up about the holocaust. Israel is actually not in a very good position strategically.

>>507180633
Literal bot tier post.

>>507178013 (OP)
But is General Pastrami still alive?

>>507178013 (OP)
Is Commander Prosciutto ok?

>>507180633
>sunnis: have endless civil wars until you end up with a leader who kneels at netanyahu’s feet

>>507183251
No, he got ground up under a train heading for Florence.

>>507178013 (OP)
Apparently it takes 5 hours for the missiles to even get there

>>507183235
>>507183251
UHG tranny vibes.

>>507178013 (OP)
>>507178218
I’m the nothing ever happens poster. I also said many times that shitskins are retarded and stand zero chance in this war. I said the same about china and Russia. Jews always make their enemies out to be big and bad and they always end up retarded.

They did this with Iraq and saddam. The said he had the biggest army in the world and then they ended up just being the average retard shitskins.

>>507178013 (OP)
Trump and the state department issued an ultimatum to Iran 60 days ago saying that in 60 days they would attack Iran if Iran didn't agree to a new "nuclear deal." Scott Adams didn't predict shit, you just don't know what your own government is doing publicly.

>>507178013 (OP)

his name is really salami lol
and what unit does he serve with? the bologna brigade?

>>507178013 (OP)
I've got a Major Salami

its in my pants

>>507178013 (OP)
This
you know that they are coming for you, and you put your led general and lead scientists in a public space
this seems fishy

>>507185401
The Al-Mortadella Mujahideen Corps

>>507185987

>>507178013 (OP)
During any major Israeli attack, it's pretty much guaranteed that an important enemy military figure will die during the attack. It's hilarious.

Do they leave these high ranking officials without any sort of protection? Do they never think like "hey this general is crucial to the war effort, maybe we should make him stay inside this secure bunker during conflicts. Holy shit.