Anonymous
ID: 4EW0Thzr
6/13/2025, 10:23:02 AM No.507195526
>Be 4chan
>Hack reveals 50% of posts come from Israel
>Most posts are 'left bad' and 'progressive bad'
>Along comes orange man, Israel's most loyal soldier
>Creates MAGA
>Trump becomes 4chans hero
>Rewind a bit
>Be Jesus
>Judaism hates Jesus
>Fast-forward
>MAGA teachings incompatible with Jesus, who preached mercy and love for the persecuted by the righteous and all that sermon on the mount stuff
>Fast-forward again to now: MAGA faithful getting mad at preachers for reciting the teachings of Jesus because they are 'too woke'
>Orange man gets support from MAGA base and Republicans for removing wokeness from American Christianity
>Jesus and his teachings are excised and American Christianity just becomes Judaism for hipsters
>Israel wins
You aren't the PYSOP are you, anon?
>Hack reveals 50% of posts come from Israel
>Most posts are 'left bad' and 'progressive bad'
>Along comes orange man, Israel's most loyal soldier
>Creates MAGA
>Trump becomes 4chans hero
>Rewind a bit
>Be Jesus
>Judaism hates Jesus
>Fast-forward
>MAGA teachings incompatible with Jesus, who preached mercy and love for the persecuted by the righteous and all that sermon on the mount stuff
>Fast-forward again to now: MAGA faithful getting mad at preachers for reciting the teachings of Jesus because they are 'too woke'
>Orange man gets support from MAGA base and Republicans for removing wokeness from American Christianity
>Jesus and his teachings are excised and American Christianity just becomes Judaism for hipsters
>Israel wins
You aren't the PYSOP are you, anon?
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