>Act arrogantly in front of Hitler
>Lost against Greece
>Lost against spear chuckers
>Shit tanks
>Surrender immediately
>Every SS Memoir in the Eastern Front consistently portrayed Italians as lazy shit soldiers who couldn't hold a fucking village from Russians with broken shovels despite having guns
>Shit tanks
>Literally Japan performed better

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ITALIANS? HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY THIS SHITTY?

If Hitler declared War against these incompetent race in Mediterranean maybe the Axis Front wouldn't be such a shitshow.

Imagine LARPing as "Muh Roman Empire" when you're a fucking Lombard.

Imagine LARPing with "fasces" (Italians are fucking disgrace fuckos for descerating this symbol with their own weakness and degeneracy) when 5ft Asians in Far East Asia wielding shitty guns with shitty tanks performed better than you. And it's against the fucking Americans too.

So I ask again, what the fuck is wrong with Italians? Did Italian mothers failed to teach their Italian sons on what's left and what's right? What the fuck are they doing in the military training? Beating fucking pastas day in and day out? Fuck's wrong with this country? Fuck's wrong with their race? Fuck's wrong with their consciousness? Fuck's wrong with their entire being?

>>507199956 (OP)
Italian men kiss each other.

Your psychotic need to keep spamming this thread is ironically proof of the fact that more people could use the more carefree and relaxed approach to life that Italians are stereotyped with.

>>507200179
Naturally. Italian are fags. They fucking lost to Austria in the Great War LMAO

>>507200534
If not for the incompetent ass of the Shitalians, the Axis Front in Europe would've been in that predicament.

>>507199956 (OP)
italians know when theyre fighting someone else's war and just stop trying. impossible to herd only to bribe. if your schedule doesnt include 10 different coffee or wine breaks per hour you will face insubordination.

Italian NEET chads owning G*rman wagecels.

>>507201835
>Italian NEETs owning—
Yeah sure. Italians surely owned the Germancel—
>Read the Next section of the memoir
OHNONONONONONO!!! MR. COSSACK DON'T POUR COLD WATER ON ME—ACK!

Maybe if they took their jobs seriously this wouldn't happen LMAOOOOOO

>>507203136
holding true to their principles of fucking around until death, true chads.

>>507199956 (OP)
Nothing's wrong with them. They're the only ones who see the big picture here.

>>507199956 (OP)
>What good work is?
Literally the NEETBVLL vs wagecuck talk

>>507204579
How is being tortured by Cossacks after fucking around seeing the big picture?

>>507207715
If your soldiers die in irredeemable and unprofitable ways, how much longer can you fight an offensive war? How many more men can you send out beyond the borders of your country for an effort of little concern to your men?

>>507199956 (OP)
>what the fuck is wrong with Italians?
Every "conquest" chromosome was beaten out of us after the fall of the Roman Empire.
Before Fascism, The Kingdom of Italy was such a fucking nest of corruption and nepotism that even Louis XVI would've blushed in shame.
Mussolini used force to "try" to make a change, and there were actually few competent people in there (Balbo, Rossoni, etc.), but success got to his head and we joined Germany in the war while being awfully unprepared, unstaffed and undersupplied. You can see the results.
Now, Italians don't want to fight ever again, unless it's for self-preservation, and I agree with them.

>>507208948
On the bright side, you don't have to endure endless Jewish movies portraying you as monsters for Jewish-American soldiers to kill and torture.

>>507209435
Literally they made a series recently lambasting Mussolini and the Fascist movement LMAO. See Mussolini: Son of the Century

>>507208948
Politically Italy wasn't even a thing til the mid-1800s, baby country and definitely not a descendant of rome. Before the nazis they were happy to go to war despite losing every single fucking time. It would take a century of preparation to get them on the level of any 20th century european nation. They could barely take on africans.

>>507209927
And Germany wasn't even a nation before 1871. It's a hodgepodge of Germanic states squabbling left and right, yet they performed with total excellence even when surrounded by all Superpowers. What's the argument here?

>>507199956 (OP)
>>507203136
What's the source text? Is it a good read?

>>507199956 (OP)
Italians are alright
> had the greatest empire
> conquered the known world back then
> see that the rest of the world is shit
> the rest of the world is full of unwashed barbarians or indian street shitters
> back to Rome
> don't give a flying fuck about "conquest" anymore
Can't really blame them. Educating brownoids is a fool's errand. Why even bother. Just let them rot in their respective shitholes.
> oh, yeah we'll support Hitler but not really
> back to Rome, do fuck all
> oh yeah, we'll support Ukraine but not really
Do as little as possible, fail, then get back to their usual life. It works for them just fine.

>>507209927
>They could barely take on africans.
Italy literally invaded Libya in 1911, won, took it, and dickslapped Ottoman goatfuckers in their face with the navy bombarding Istanbul in 1912 to tell them to fuck off.

Then Italy proceeded to also get Ethiopia and Eritrea in the 30s, and Eritreans still drink cappucinos and eat pasta and work in the same workshops Italians left.
You have to lay down the kike propaganda and open some real history books.

>losing WWI
Italy literally broke the front on the Piave at Vittorio Veneto and would have marched on Vienna if the war didn't end lmao.

>>507210749
Eastern Front: A memoir of a Waffen SS Volunteer by Leon Degrelle.

It's superior to other memoirs by the virtue that Leon Degrelle actually studied Literary skills, is a poet, and has expansive vocabulary to describe the events around him.

He's a good soldier and a poet.

>>507199956 (OP)
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ITALIANS? HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY THIS SHITTY?
It's called Christianity (Cuckstianity), anon.

Italians before Christianity (Judaism 2.0) were Pagans ('Paganus' = Native Europeans, Whites).

After Christianity, many Middle-Eastern christians (jews, non-whites, low-IQ desertniggers) went to Italy because miscegenation ("we wuz bros in kike in stick") and ruined Italian (White) DNA forever.

>>507210909
>"I-I would've marched on Vienna! Really!"
>Lose to fucking decrepit Austrian Empire
>"Lo-look! The Austrians tried so hard to beat us! A-avanti Savoya!"
This is pathetic bro. If you're not Italian, you don't have to defend them.

>>507199956 (OP)

Germans shoulda allied with Greeks, my dude.

>>507209435
>On the bright side, you don't have to endure endless Jewish movies portraying you as monsters for Jewish-American soldiers to kill and torture.
Our Prime Minister Meloni is so Pro-Israel that they call the RAI (Our International television service) Tele-Israel.
The only reason we don't send our people to die for Israel, like the Americans do, is that NO ONE likes Israel and Jews here (both on the Left and the Right), except the elected politicians (both on the Left and the Right).
>>507210909
Eritrean people are really friendly with us, we basically built up their infrastructure and they're still grateful for that.

>>507211067
Thanks, I'll check it out.

>>507211158
Germany was Christian too, you absolute fucking retard, cocksucking memeflaggot kike

>>507211158
This is a cope. Mussolini and his Blackshirts literally "promised to destroy religion and Christianity" before he marched on Rome.

And you also forget, the Commanding General of the Seelow Heights Battle in 1945 was Gotthard Heinrici—a deeply devout Protestant who clashed with some of the Pagan higher ups in Germany like Himmler.

And Gotthard Heinrici was the one that ended Zhukov's win streak.
>He had only about 820,000 exhausted, demoralized, and mixed-age troops, with only 1519 tanks, facing a 2.5 million-strong army composed of the Soviet’s most elite three Fronts, equipped with over 6,000 tanks and self-propelled artillery. But in the defense of Seelow Heights, he successfully held Zhukov for three days, breaking Zhukov’s exclusive glory of capturing Berlin, and inflicting huge losses on the 1st Belorussian Front—30,000 soldiers killed, 210,000 wounded, 837 tanks destroyed, and 1653 tanks and self-propelled artillery damaged, almost breaking the back of that Front.

My great grandfather fought in the war and was killed by friendly fire

>>507211158
> memeflag
> muh christianity bad
> muh whites
spot the jew

>>507211725
Yo wtf? Are you kidding me?

>>507211627
>Mussolini and his Blackshirts literally "promised to destroy religion and Christianity" before he marched on Rome.
Yes, but then he found out that you can't rule in Italy without the "blessing" of the Vatican.
>>507211965
If he was an officer, then I'd probably believe him.

>>507211540
>mutt flag
>doesn't know about Neo-Wotanism inside Nazi elite
Kek. Every single time.

>>507211726
>bulgarian flag
>doesn't know if he's slavic or turkic
>his (((greatest leader))) Boris-(((Mīkhāʼēl))) accepted to worship a kike rather than choosing between Tengri or Perun

>>507211627
>"promised to destroy religion and Christianity"
>submitt to the Church to be accepted by shitalians
Kek.

>>507212356
Hitler wasn't even part of that circle of larping faggots, only Himmler was.
Keep coping, you circumcised subhuman sandnigger

>>507212721
> let me teach you about your history that i know nothing about
let me get the popcorn real quick.
i'll let you entertain me while i'm waiting for the iranian rockets to hit israeli military bases again

>>507213330
lmao you absolute nigger. Hitler was the one that initiated it and was right about that.

>>507213462
>Hitler was the one that initiated
Hitler literally wrecked them in the Mein Kampf. Someone get the fucking passage. Where he said that the Pagan LARPers are cowards when confronted with "Communist Blackjacks".

>>507201480
This.
We are by definition unrelaiable. The moron here was hitler to not understand it.
Plus we always perform very well when it comes to betrayal and backstabbing, so we are useful, just not as allies.

>>507200179
passionately so

>>507211328
You lose your fighting ability to moment you step outside of Hellas.
I don’t know why but that’s just how you are. Balkan racial trait.
Ancient Greeks knew some kind of trick to preserve their abilities beyond their borders but modern Greeks have lost it.

>>507216490
>Ancient Greeks knew some kind of trick to preserve their abilities
Look me in the fucking eye and tell me that Ancient Greeks to Eastern Roman ones were the same as Modern Greeks.

Literally look at the skin of the Modern "Greeks".

A FUCKING TURK BRO.

>>507199956 (OP)
Machiavelli was an Italian so all is forgiven

>>507200179
Only on the cheeks, don't make us look like faggots.

>>507199956 (OP)
The only thing missing in this thread is the “siculo-napoletano” meme flag.