I DONT WANNA DIE

What a try hard

Imagine caring so much

“Wash I don’t want to die nooo wahhh” haha

That’s what you sound like

>>507201496 (OP)
then don't??

I pray for a martyr's death.

>>507201496 (OP)
Tough titties
You gunna dieded and be dead forever

>>507201496 (OP)
You're safe behind Turkey. Now go back to killing Armenians.

>>507201496 (OP)
Pussy.

>>507201581
>>507201648
>>507201648
>>507201677
The military is shitting themselves rn
We are going to get nuked for real

>>507201826
Why?

>>507201496 (OP)
Ask The Federation for help.

>>507201826
By whom ?

>>507201826
And why is that?

>>507201496 (OP)
WOW, very unique wish. Too bad that everybody dies and it's just matter of time. Grow up nigga.

>>507201496 (OP)
What if humans start dying from the vaxx after they drop the nukes?

>>507201826
I’m just some guy , you know
> t. . Gag halfrunt

>>507201496 (OP)
my friend, you won't. we helped you fight the armenians and we'll help you defend yourself in case your neighbors from the south chimp out

my hudo bless you bratan

>>507201496 (OP)
Just annex Iranian Azerbaijan. NOW IS THE TIME!

>>507202167
basado y rojopastillado

>>507202167
Nobody trusts jewish words

>>507201924
>>507202033
North Iran is simply proto-Azerbaijan, many people have siblings over there
It is immedient some shia niggers will chimp out and we may turn into Syria 2.0 unironically
I already see peaceful people chanting death to jews
>>507201985
Possible both
>>507202167
95 of azeris hate you, they dont care what you did in 2rd karabagh war
Also how you gonna defend us from nukes?
It is so fucking over, I couldnt even fuck a hole before all this crap

>>507201677
It's true.
>>507201496 (OP)
Get fucked loser!

I dont even hear birds chanting anymore
Where did they go?

>>507202530
Don't take this the wrong way but i don't think anyone would waste a nuke on Azerbaijan.

>>507202530
That's true. Forgot about that.

Why would you get bombed? Did you do something wrong?

>>507202530
> I already see peaceful people chanting death to jews
Stop humblebragging.

>>507202640
Even if they dont nuke, I dont wanna forcefully be enlisted for democracy and shit just to be bombed by iran/israeli drones
Not even talking about the Putin monkey above us

>>507202640
lmao

>>507202530
No one cares about the worlds worst typo
Fuck you, I’m going to listen to some test cricket
That’s how shit you are

OP here, rolling for total Iran death before this escalates

>>507202865
You´re fine as long as you continue selling oil and gas to the EU, fagget.

>>507203021
You are leik a babby
Watch this

>>507203097
Re roll

>>507203021
i already survived 2 wars not this crap again please just die Iran
I dont wanna get nuked nor die by cancer because of retarded Israeli bombings of reactors

>>507201496 (OP)
Nihilists after getting their first footjob at Applebee's

>>507203144
Heheheheh you’re fucked and no one will ever care

>>507203222
Applebee’s eh

>>507202530
>I already see peaceful people chanting death to jews
Wow, literally no country on earth in the history of the world has this ever happened. This is the first time I'm hearing about this.

>>507203021
It's only been a day, and Americans are waiting to see if Iran pulls out some ancient alien flying pyramids or sets loose a bunch of bio warfare germs all over the place.
I don't think you'll be getting a nuke anytime soon, but yeah you're caught up in a terrible spot where you might have to get annexed by (((our greatest ally))) to prevent China and Russia from finding the plutonium motherlodes in your mountains. Try and chat with a girl and mention that time is short and missiles might be flying overhead soon.

>>507203490
>azerbejananon oh hai girl, we gunna dieded cos nukelar fallout and stuff
>gril nice hat *biff*
>azeberjananon o noes

>>507201496 (OP)

>>507201496 (OP)
I do but I still have unfinished business

>>507201496 (OP)
You're not going to die anon.
Everything will be ok.

>>507201496 (OP)
>t. brown kike

>>507201496 (OP)
sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all

>>507201496 (OP)
Relax anon, your life can't be that good.

>>507202608
Your time would be over soon. RUN!

>>507204344
Checked
Its ogre

Its all their fault

>>507201826
Don't worry, only the normniggers would be killed, you'll survive it and officially be an übermensch

If you destroy Israel, I promise I'll learn where your country is on the world map

>>507201496 (OP)
you are not even in Iran. why are you crying

>>507201496 (OP)
You cant fight it fren, just pretend that you have already died and are continuing living right now.

>>507201496 (OP)
>>507201581
>>507201648
>>507201677
>xe/xem hasn't started diemaxxing
Take the deathpill