I JUST SHIT IN THEM

>>507209179 (OP)
>total 360 win judo move!

>>507209179 (OP)
pic of bullshit

>>507209179 (OP)
Good
Whatever you do dont use a toilet

>>507209179 (OP)
Whoa you can't do that

>>507209179 (OP)
GAME ON!

Were all praying for OP's pants

>>507209179 (OP)
source? proof?

>>507210307
depends

>>507209179 (OP)
nice

YO LITTLE DONNIE

>>507209179 (OP)
uh oh, stinky!

I shit myself yesterday, in quite literally the same spot I shit myself when i was like 3 or 4 years old…

Time is a flat circle

>>507209179 (OP)
Holy shit a shit just flew over my house

>>507210899
How bad was it? last time I shit my pants was like two years ago, it was in the morning, I was in bed having a coffee, thought I needed to fart but it was full on diarrhea.

>>507211327
That happened to me last weekend just before I went out to meet a tinder girl + I was wearing white chinos. Totally caught me off guard. It was pure liquid shit gushing out my asshole and down my leg. I’d had like 4 black coffees that morning. Had to bail on the date cause I sharted. Honorary American

>>507210899
>quite literally the same spot I shit myself when i was like 3 or 4
there's no way the same underwear still fits you retard

why do anglos shit so much?

>>507212855
Built for BWC.

>>507212855
POOPA

>>507209179 (OP)
This is the best thread on the catalog right now.

>>507209179 (OP)
Source???

>>507209179 (OP)
If the jannymods had a sense of humor and a modicum of self-awareness then they would sticky this thread. It would serve as meta-commentary on the pointlessness of their own existence, cleaning up shit in a board where nothing ever happens

>>507209179 (OP)
CRAPPENING

>>507210899
I shid pant ice fishing. Had to wipe with some snow, it was quite refreshing desu.

>>507209179 (OP)
Pics or didn't happen, you know the rules.

>>507209179 (OP)
go to bed uncle Joe

>>507209179 (OP)
THE BROWN FLAG OF REVENGE HAS BEEN RAISED

>>507213865
This.

>>507209179 (OP)
I shit myself today
To see if I still smell
The poo runs down my leg
The only thing that's real

beos in not doing too well
i scratched my sweaty balls and a gnat flew near my face and i went to swat it and i accidently touched my face .with my ballsweat hand
i will probably be dead soon

>>507210899
One time I was taking a piss then sneezed and sharted on the wall behind me.

>>507215036
you pee with your pants all the way down?
do you wipe back to front aswell?

>>507209179 (OP)
>I JUST SHIT IN THEM
That was me

>>507215151
Feels good man.
Niggers tongue my anus.

>>507214929
I was cooking and chopping jalapenos and had to scratch my balls. My dick started burning really bad. I always heard dairy helps with hot stuff so I stuck my dick in a big jar of yogurt. When I was done I put it back in the fridge. Good yogurt is expensive.

>>507212855
It's a yank thing, due to awful diet and food hygiene.

>Salmonellosis annually causes, per CDC estimation, about 1.2 million illnesses, 23,000 hospitalizations, and 450 deaths in the United States every year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonellosis_in_the_United_States

>number of reported non-typhoidal Salmonella cases in England rose from 8,290 cases in 2022 to 8,874 cases in 2023
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/salmonella-national-laboratory-and-outbreak-data/non-typhoidal-salmonella-data-2014-to-2023

Irans primary target has always been saudi Arabia. They are more repulsed by the idea of shia Islam being repressed in Saudi Arabia than of the Jewish nation. Iran has it's proxy to do a majority of the fighting and America has it's proxy Israel. That's what we are most likely going to see over the next few weeks. Fighting between the proxies. Iran is a rational actor that does not want a direct confrontation with the West or Israel. They're very well aware of their enemies capabilities.

-Not my natural knowledge but from Robert Baer, a former CIA case officer stationed in Iran

>>507212855
Its in our jeans.

>>507214903

>>507215593
holy shit lol good one

>>507215593
ba dum tss

>>507209179 (OP)
not to be taken lightly. that’s why you should have built a wall, but now it’s too late. a sudden and uncompromising response is required. explosives seem to be the only reasonable choice

>>507212855
It's tradition

>>507209179 (OP)
based and shitpilled

I declare this thread officially jewish

>>507209179 (OP)
describe the smell

It happened to me once. I had eaten red beans and onions. Not even two hours later they were coming out of my ass, pristine. I was watching a movie and thought just five more minutes. My ass muscles were unresponsive, everything got out. Then I spent the entire morning puking. I imagine that's what fags go through daily

>>507215421
DAAAAMN
yea i learned that lesson helpjng my uncle on his farm, we were picking peppers and i had to pee
i was like 7 and boy i will not forget that day because my penis burned for what seemed like hours
i dont think yogurt counts as dairy, did it work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY thread theme mods play this

>>507211327
>>507212607
salute