Show me your fucking war face, zoomzooms!

imagine thinking late gen z will be anything like millennials or zillennials. you will be drafting literal children

>>507213175 (OP)
why is everyone on this board so worried about getting drafted?

you seriously think that your army is interested in fat mentally ill people like you? when they come for you, you know that they are scraping the bottom of the barrel

Think of all of the empty beds that need to be filled by balding, schizophrenic shitposters.
>TikTok videos playing
>Hulu blaring
Lay on your stomach zoomette, Daddy needs to cum.

>>507213426
It doesn't matter. If my two year old can drive a power wheel, a zoomer can drive the lead vehicle of a convoy headed to the frontline (they won't make it)

>>507213426
Millenials are the ones with the funkopops. They won't be drafted though because they're all pushing 40 and "raising" retarded Gen Alpha kids themselves (God help this place when those autists start showing up).
Nah, zoomers will be the sacrifice. Nothing of value will be lost.

>>507213594
hahahaha alright. good for your 2 year old but imagine thinking late gen z is like him after all the bussin prescriptions

>>507213516
So? Eventually they do draft the chuddies and even the older ones. Look at Ukraine.

>>507213768
there are single millenials too yaknow, like myself

late gen z can barely handle working at fast food places and you want to draft them for a violent war. not bussin frfr

>>507214200
Too fat and old to be of any use on the battlefield. If millenials get drafted it will be for comfier POGwork.

>>507214285
You think millenials are any better suited to it? Even if they weren't the age they are, they don't know shit about fighting in a war, and a lot of them can use the fact that they have kids as an excuse. At least zoomers aren't having back trouble yet.

>>507214361
>>507214561
at least millennials can drive properly. gen z will drive the convoy and have tiktok open in their other hand

>zoomer draft
With how the societal cycles are going, will be about as effective as this one was. Zoomers to be the first non-cucked generation in 60 years was not what I was expecting.

There will be no world war. You're welcome.