IT’S OVER!

>>507213258 (OP)
Lol
LMAO EVEN

Stop, come on. Who cares anymore? I can't take these shitskins seriously anymore. They're the same cuckolds as Russians. Who cares! They won't do shit!

DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE DOCUMENT

"Israel? More like Isn't"

>>507213258 (OP)
FLAG RAISED
HAT WORN
AI MOVIE RELEASED
LETTER SIGNED

BROS...

>>507213258 (OP)
Not the white document of destruction!

zzz wake up me up when he signs a document that says nukes are already deployed.

>>507213258 (OP)
what ring is he wearing?

>>507213258 (OP)
Anything to avoid actually doing something, lmao

c'mon now all they need is just one perfectly placed nuke i believe in them

>>507213468
I guess that's it.

His surname in Latvian means bumblebee.

>>507213258 (OP)
Is there a flag to end Israel too?

>>507213258 (OP)
Hope my american friends are ready to dies for israel

>>507213520
mood ring. btw he’s tans in case this information matters.

white paper of annihilation = SIGNED

>>507213606
opposite actually

>>507213258 (OP)
Anyone got a ring status?

>>507213520
The Blue Ring of Utter Destruction!

>>507213563
well.. in slavic it means stone

>>507213403
the goal of the whole thing from israel's perspective is probably for iran to inflict significant casualties on israel, which leads to the zogmerica coming in to save them.

it's as clear as day.

>>507213258 (OP)
>ballpoint pen

>>507213258 (OP)
kek

Iran is a comically corrupt peasant kingdom it can’t do anything where it can’t send jihadis. Why do you think Israeli routinely bombs and assassinates? Because Israel knows it’s safe to do so. Iran are powerless cucks even without a U.S. regime change special.

>Israel Samson options the planet
>No GTA 6
FUCK

>>507213780
The cockring of copious copium.

>>507213403
Sorry sweaty but they are waving the rainbow flag of two more weeks. We should all be afraid

>>507213258 (OP)
"if I don't survive, tell my wives, 'Hello'"

>>507213561
>I guess that's it.
I've got an attic you can hide in.

>>507213912
It was gonna be trash anyways

>>507213258 (OP)
Oh no! The pen of doom!

I expected a lot more from the sheep fuckers than this. It is comically bad.

>>507213258 (OP)
>signs Israel out of existence
He's too powerful!

>>507213520
One to the Iranians, raisers of flags.

It's been decades since I read LOTR, I'm impressed I can make that joke.

>>507213258 (OP)
>order to end a country
Not a fan of Iran but they do have some aura tbqhwy. This is like some fantasy movie plot

>>507213258 (OP)
need bigger ring!

Iran has one of the highest trans populations in the world and state funded SRS

What exactly can you expect?

>>507213821
>Don't retaliate
>Become a joke, country gets destroyed, turn into israel slave
>Retaliate
>Country gets destroyed, kikes get destroyed
Sure is a hard choice

>>507213258 (OP)
A
PIECE
OF
PAPER
HAS
BEEN
SIGNED
GUYS, THIS IS BIG

>>507213496
>papyrus of prophecy

>>507213570
They're going to laminate and then attach the A4 sheet of paper to a pole.

>>507213821
Why would Israel need America when they can clearly kill all the Iranians they want all by themselves?
How do you keep up the "Israel is weak and needs the US to do anything!" cope while Israel is buttfucking like five different Muslim groups at the same time?

Israel needs your help now more than ever! Gaza is still attacking and now Iran!

Donate to the Fellowship of Christians and Jews!!

>>507213520
FAP

>>507213258 (OP)
>"My fellow Iranians, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Israel forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

>>507213258 (OP)
Just 2 more documents to sign

>>507213996
>cast the ring of vengeance into the fire

>>507213258 (OP)
Khamenei is a religious leader.
So it could actually be a bigger deal than any fucking flag or ring, if he's actually withdrawing his commandment to not develop nukes.

>>507213258 (OP)
muzzies cant do shit

>>507213968
I love you Americafren.

Iran is the North Korea of the Middle East. They make threats nearly every year and don't do shit because they aren't that powerful.

HOLY FUCK IS THAT THE HECKING BALLPOINT PEN OF REALLY ANGRY FOR REALIZIES????? IS HE WEARING THE WAR RING OF REVENGE????

>>507214142
Threadly reminder.
If you don't have foreskin you're spiritually brown.

The blue ring of blue balling

>>507213258 (OP)
>no link
fake tweet
mods, clean this shit up

>>507213258 (OP)
Jewbros.... What is Hashem's response to this? Is it over for us?

>>507213258 (OP)
2 MORE DOCUMENTS
ANOTHER COCK RING OF WAR
THE FLAG OF COPE MUST BE RAISED

>>507213563
No one cares what you mongoloid third worlders think

>>507213258 (OP)
you laugh but this spells the end for israel

>>507214351
its real, but from 5 hours ago
https://x.com/I__military/status/1933424700081770931

>>507213821
Expect a false flag dragging USA into another war.

>>507213468
What's his next move ?

>>507213258 (OP)
I hope they nuke Isreal

>>507213468

>>507214351
https://x.com/I__military/status/1933424700081770931

Mods, ban this man for slander

>>507214499
kek

>>507213258 (OP)
why dont they just paraglide some nukes in, the test run worked great

>>507214550
>They will fly the false flag of war

>>507213258 (OP)
Finally. I hope they nuke the entire country.
These israelis are getting too cocky.

>>507213258 (OP)
This is a bit right

>>507213520

>>507213520
cock

>>507214731
>the ayatollah is an assassins's creed fan
that's pretty cool

>>507213258 (OP)
Why wouldn't they just bomb them instead of signing a paper publicly and then not doing anything?

>>507214141
israel can't pull a regime change and end it for good. they can just stall for time via periodic airstrikes. without a complete overthrow, iran will get nukes.

>>507213258 (OP)
uuuuuhhh.....did he use a red sharpie of destruction?

>>507214292
Pervert

Israel needs your help now more than ever! Gaza is still attacking and now Iran!

Donate to the Fellowship of Christians and Jews!

>>507213785
could be, let's wait for the flag confirmation

>>507213468
modern day iran (persia) is the number one bullshitter of our timeline, good lord, alexander the great is definitely rolling on his grave right now

>>507214898
Have you not kept up with your American history? The US isn't exactly very good at regime changes either.

ITT anons take posts made by some random twitter account called "I__military" seriously

what's next, he's gonna FedEx it to Netanyahu?

can you imagine if the Iranians had to conduct a sudden attack in a MAD situation? They would have to speedrun weeks of this ceremonial nonsense. What is wrong with these people?

>>507214142
I fucking hate these commercials so much... Good thing hommie brought out the Blue Bic of Bombardment! No I will not donate to feed old commie hags!

>>507215181
chaos is fine for israel. regime change tends to turn into civil wars, which throws nations back by a long time.

>>507214847
They're playing to the news cycle.

>>507213520
He is wearing the pink underwear of vangence.

>>507215352
It's a non White thing

>>507213258 (OP)
LETS GOOOOOO

TOTAL CANNANITE DEATH

>>507213258 (OP)
>This stupid nignog thinks he has a death note
JFC sandniggers are pathetic

>>507215385
Israel needs your help now more than ever! Gaza is still attacking and now Iran!

Donate to the Fellowship of Christians and Jews!

>>507215668
But what if he does anon

>>507213258 (OP)
he didn't even shake his fist at the sky C'MON MAN!

>>507213468
HOLY SHIT BROS THEY ARE GONNA WEAR RED SHOES!!!!! IMAGINE THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT!!!!!!!!!

>>507216187
i'm colorblind i'd never know what was going on in iran. if i lived in israel i'd know that WE SAY JUMP, USA JUMPS

so much simpler

>>507215037
Learn to speak english diba
It's rolling in his grace, not rolling on his grave. You fucking retarded monkeys have problems with he / her and in / on / off

>>507213258 (OP)
nigga used a bic pen lmao

so pathetic

>>507213258 (OP)
>3rd world ballpoint pen
Jeez

>>507213258 (OP)
rod and ring will strike

So... are they going to stop blabbing on social media and start to fight back? Almost a day passed, where is photos of burning israeli columns?

>>507213258 (OP)
> “…AT A TIME OF OUR CHOOSING!”
So tired of Iran Trumpposting

>>507213520

>>507213258 (OP)
>IT’S OVER!

>>507213258 (OP)
Lefthanded bros, he’s making us look like fags.

>>507213403
FPBP. This shit is hilarious. I’m convinced Israel could steal the corpse of Nasrallah, dress him up as Muhammad, violate the corpse, and still Iran would just raise the cyan flag of disgust

>>507213468
Its happening

2 MORE TWEETS

>>507217044
>Blue Pen of Vengeance: A Dish Best Served Cold
IT'S FUCKING OVER!

>>507217219
It's feels more and more like a self report anti semitism psyop

>>507217155
in that case Quran dictates to use the pink Buttplug of sorrowful revenge

Iran has been completely exposed.

>>507213825
>ballpoint pen

>>507213468
RING DISPLAYED

>>507213496
Not The Holy Hand Grenade!

>>507216282
博甘

>>507217219
That Israel water won't know what's coming!

>>507213912
>No Avatar 3
FUCK

>>507213468
4 YEAR OLD RAPED

>>507213912
(((Nukes))) will fly but ayys (demons) will stop them and usher in new world order

Is Iran the biggest paper tiger of all time? I can't believe Obama bribed Iran like 1 trillion dollars before he left "plz don't build atomic weapons".

Iran can't do shit. Their leadership is brittle as fuck. A hot war with Israel would have a 50% chance of triggering revolt. The average Darya and Arash doesn't give a shit about Israel and Palestine.They just dream about living in Europe/America, owning a white BMW/Mercedes and going on instagram vacations to Dubai.

Damn ngl this shit had me worried last night but it just seems like flag waving business as usual.

>>507218949
Oops forgot to remove my namefag kek

>>507213468
Israel is done

LEAKED!

>>507213258 (OP)
Fuuuuck... He's wearing the lavender ring of death.

>>507213258 (OP)
Based. Comfy thread.

>>507213258 (OP)

Are they going to fire back?

>>507213468
>FLAG RAISED
>HAT WORN
>AI MOVIE RELEASED
>LETTER SIGNED
im shaking right now.

>>507213258 (OP)
Thousands of AI generated vids showing the desruction of israel ready, a few more millions being prepared.

So iranian ballistics landed already? Or they going over the moon for additional damage?

>>507213258 (OP)
>anger flag raised
>document to end Israel signed
>war ring put on
>strongly worded letter to the UN sent
What's next?

>>507214731
kek

>>507213258 (OP)
XD

>>507213468
>anons still don't realize that underneath all that garb Catheter of Carnage

>>507213468
>anons still don't realize that underneath all that garb is the Catheter of Carnage

>>507216282
I don't care bitch, I will butcher your language and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>507220790
>uncle sam's 王八蛋

>>507213258 (OP)
Document? Signed.
Ring? Worn.
Your days are numbered, Israel.

>>507221687
But what flag????

>>507213785
kek, sounds like a 2008 roblox hat

>>507220790
I've cum inside your aunties, your mother's, your sisters, your cousins. They all love big white cocks. No titan gel required here. Your women are all whores. Aynako

If only

>>507214059

This is why they must be nuked, for the benefit of mankind.

The "Trans" movement is 100% Satanic (think of the Baphomet statue) and must be fought against by all God fearing humans.

>>507223642
>t. 菲律宾猴 in ozland
go back, 猴
how does this make you feel?
https://www.reutersconnect.com/item/riots-in-ballymena/dGFnOnJldXRlcnMuY29tLDIwMjU6bmV3c21sX1JDMkUwRkE1MEVDTg%3D%3D?utm_medium=rcom-article-media&utm_campaign=rcom-rcp-lead

>>507214064
Its what they call a strategic dilema.

>>507213468
I thought Macron was the lamest talking head. It's a hold my beer moment for Iran.

>>507213258 (OP)
What can they actually do? They’re severely outclassed and have been proven to be incompetent (Iran)

>>507213258 (OP)

Based Iran.

>>507224782
I love the riots in Ballymena even the stupid fucking flips are leaving the area. Filthy scum. Everyone should feel unwelcome in white countries if you're not white.

>>507217219
someone tell these dumb sandniggers that you can't win a war with shitposting. post Tel Aviv-sized mushroom cloud or GTFO, Iran

>>507225302
tbf most western journos can barely even fucking read
i honestly dont doubt macron has more going on than some faggot with a journalism degree

>>507217313
it is a fucking psyop. Notice the usernames in picrel and >>507217219 and the other 20 Twatter accounts of the "official Iran Military". They're all just some ADL faggot bot posting. The fact that people are falling for it is proof that anyone with a Twitter account should be shot twice in the back of the head.

>>507213825
>>507217671
>ballpoint pen

>>507213468
>AI MOVIE RELEASED
KEK, that's how we know it's serious this time.

>>507214336
its blue tearstone ring
hes obv got some memebuild where he stays at 10%HP all battle and ninja flips around like a faggot

>>507213821
you are an idiot
israel has shown the world time and time again that it doesn't need military involvement from the US.
There was no US involvement in any of Israel's recent military victories.
They just brought Iran to their knees all on their own. There even went as far as killing off the entire military administration.
They can do what ever they want. They dont need to become martyrs. Thats for Muslims.

>>507225647
>Everyone should feel unwelcome in white countries if you're not white
then leave Aodoliya, 菲律宾猴
ozland is just southern 'Dzungaria' therefore, one of our 房地产投资省份

>>507213520
The Ring of Cuckoldry

>>507213422
Chekd and kek'd. Criminally underrated.

>>507216282
>diba
that usage made me cringe, xie xie zhongguo ren weiniang

>>507227684
he is one of your white powder sniffer presidents' c.i.a agents called "ofw" larping as oz in southern island Dzungaria

https://youtube.com/@%E5%AD%9F%E5%A9%86%E5%A5%B3%E7%A5%9E

>>507228153
>>https://youtube.com/@%E5%AD%9F%E5%A9%86%E5%A5%B3%E7%A5%9E
ta shi keai

>>507213520
Havel's ring

>>507213258 (OP)
Just 2 more flags and israel is GOING DOWN

>>507213258 (OP)
Based iran

>>507214243
>if he's actually withdrawing his commandment to not develop nukes.
You think they haven't been developing nukes?

>>507214141
>>507226815
So why did they start this then? Genuine question. It's not like Iran was gonna do shit to Israel anyway. Why escalate things? Was it just to cuck the Iranian nuclear program (for the 30th time)?

>>507213258 (OP)
>didn't sign it with the red pen of revenge
happening canceled

>>507213258 (OP)
no cards. sad.

>>507225647
Fuck off Bruce ya cunt, flips are welcome here, good honest people. Chinks are all based too, no issues with them either.

>>507213912
>>507218266
No Palworld Tides of Terraria

>>507213258 (OP)
none of them truly believes this stuff they do. the rituals, the flags, the rings, etc. all for show. if they did, they'd have no qualms about fighting Israel.

>>507213258 (OP)
why does he need to sign a paper?
is it to get an okay from his boss allah?

>>507228580
one of our "little pink" pro-ccp nationalist whose tasked is to spread positive information about 菲律宾猴 like you since the last year incident: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_2024_Second_Thomas_Shoal_incident

no more uncle sam to babysit you, failippine
B')

>>507213945
Ok, but don't come crying to us if you kikes get your shit pushed in. Feel free to YWDS post all your want though, just know that the world hates you we hope that Iran kills all of you.

>>507213468
He still hasn’t worn his Slippers of Armageddon nor sneezed into his Handkerchief of Extermination

>>507213403
I am so conflicted. I don't care for Israel at all, but Iran being so impotent in this is making me almost root for the Jews. Come on Iran! Do something! They are the big bad Iran, loathed by all their neighbors and all they can do is sign documents and raise flags. They might lob a few fireworks tier rockets at Israel and they will all get intercepted by the Iron yarmulke. All they had to do was finish those dang nukes, but their puny muslim brains couldn't figure it out. They have failed. Total Israeli victory this time. Maybe the next middle eastern country they try to add to greater Israel will research nukes in time to stop them.

>>507214489
>mongoloid
?
>>507214489
>third worlders
??

>>507213258 (OP)
Is this the legendary red document of revenge or the beige document of frustration?

>>507213422
no way

>>507213468
IT HAS NEVER BEEN SO OVER

>>507213912
You can just go stick your copy of GTA5 or GTA4 in your xbox360, or grab your copy of San Andreas or Vice City (or even GTA3) and play on your PS2 (or emulate).
Why's it gotta be NEW for it to be fun to you? Those games were all new once, and are just as fun as they were back then. Seeing people go out and buy a $400 Mario Kart box is bizarre to me, just play one of the dozen prior entries for free. DoubleDash plays just fine on a cracked Wii and is still a blast to play with a couple friends.

Anyway death to the entire middle east, I hope the whole region depopulates and is given over to the local sheep and goats to lord over.

>>507213520
ring of procrastination

>>507213258 (OP)
I abide by this order
>>507213422
kek

>>507213258 (OP)
Cool, but Israel has the upper hand right now and Iran can't even launch their misiles, one have to admit that the Mossad did an amazing job disabling Iran tech before the attack, and this also raises the question about what these jews are capable of in any other country of the West at any moment.

>>507229299
No gf

>>507213258 (OP)
>>507213825
>>507217671
>>507226446
IN THIS DIARY I WRITE YOU VISIONS OF OPERATION TRUE PROMISE
IT WAS THE BEST I EVER HAD

>>507213520
Aes Sedai

>>507229077
>So why did they start this then
>Why escalate things
Because jews are soulless psychopaths, it's been proven time and time again, yet dumbasses still believe them when they come all teary-eyed crying about some shit that never happened just to garner support in order to destroy those who they don't like, which just so happens to be everyone that isn't jewish.

>>507213422
absolutely obliterated

>>507213520

The Elder ring

>>507213258 (OP)
Finally, Iran has come to its senses and signed the deal. We've been waiting for this for years.

Great job Iran. Now let's see the followthrough.

>>507229701
Clearly you know by now that eastern euros and Latvians are third world eggheads

>>507213258 (OP)
KEEEEEEEEK

>>507213258 (OP)
THE BLUE BALL-POINT PEN OF JEWISH SHENANIGANS

>>507213821
Cope, hahahahaha. Iran is scared of USA in the end. That's what happens when a lesser race bluffs.

>>507214141
>Why would Israel need America when they can clearly kill all the Iranians they want all by themselves?
without the constant, ongoing military and financial support of the US and Britain israel would have ceased to exist decades ago. every bomb they have ever dropped has been given to them. every operation they've had their hands held by the CIA and MI6

DESTROY IT
GO ON
NOW
THROW IT IN THE FIRE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
JUST LET IT GO

The [not doing anything to Israel] is mine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507213258 (OP)
open your eyes and understand who's really behind all of this!!!

>>507236524
it's all one big Anne Frank conspiracy

>>507213468
The Bathrobe of Brutality is on!

>>507213403
At least the russians walked the walk and actually invaded, thus kicking off the first proper land war in Europe since ww2.
They might suck at it and gone almost nowhere in the 3 years since but at least its a much more honest and ballsy effort than this pathetic symbolism "Muh specials flags and harsh words" that keeps coming out of the middle east. Actually do something or stfu.

>>507213258 (OP)
COCKMENEI WORE THE WAR COCK RING
IT'S OVER
ISRAEL HAS FALLEN

Imagine If BRICS starts to supply Iran for it's war.

>>507214139
fucking lol

>>507213258 (OP)
Jesus Christ are Persians just natural faggots? I can't wait for the official black flag sucking dick to file the official petition to seal the deal of our enemies by taking it up the ass ceremony

>>507213258 (OP)
Oh wow, an order to end Israel. Is he going to raise another flag of rage too?

>>507214284
North Korea can blow up all of Asia single handedly

Don't compare Kim to these cuckolds

>>507214251
>I love you Americafren.
When he said "attic," he meant "oven."

>>507213258 (OP)
>Flag raised
>Ring of war donned
>Tweet of Empty Threat posted
>Document signed
What's next?

Not even the fucking Pope during the heydey of the Holy Roman Empire was this gay

>>507213258 (OP)
Top kek!
>here's the document. sign so we will end this country
Fucking unreal. Must be a joke.

>>507213258 (OP)
>"End Israel"
What the fuck does this even mean?
This kind of vague bullshit is so fake and I'm really tired of it

>>507213258 (OP)
So what changed? Nothing ever happens.

>>507213468
>No war ring
Yea, nothing is gonna happen

>>507213912
Not unlimited energy or flying cars.Not full disclosure on our place in this universe or world peace. No. You are concerned with some nigger glorifying goyslop.

Fuck
You

(You)
>"ohhh what's this?AI? MAKE NORHING BUT BBC PORN!"

Not even the fucking Pope during the heydey of the Holy Roman Empire was this gay

>>507213258 (OP)
Imagine if after days of bombing the iranian govt just say: "nah we good, we forgive Israel"

>>507213258 (OP)
And then they'll do pic related and REALLY SHOW ISRAEL

>>507213258 (OP)
When will they fly the "flag of war but we mean it this time"?

>the Jews yet again
>the goyim lose yet again
>the entirety of the Western world cucks out yet again
>the US turns out to be Israel's vassal state yet again
>the shitskins prove grossly incompetent yet again
Everything is so predictably cucked it's mind-bendingly soul-crushing.

>>507213258 (OP)
Is this a petition? Can I sign?

>>507213258 (OP)
thats a mood ring isnt it

Everyone is making fun of Iran for not doing anything.

Have you considered the possibility that Iran is actually a relatively peaceful nation and that Israel may be the aggressor? Every bad thing you've heard about Iran came from Israeli sources.

>>507213258 (OP)
>blue ink
Uhhhh.....guys?

>>507214284
Have we ever managed to assassinate their nuclear scientists or do any damage to their nuclear program?

>>507213258 (OP)
Oh no they signed a piece of paper that says the same genocidal shit they say every day? You guys are subhuman.

>>507244479
No I've never considered anything that uninformed and stupid. They're partly responsible for Hamas, the Oct 7 attack, and the ongoing war, which means they're partly responsible for the flattening of Gaza and humanitarian crisis there. To believe what you said instead, you have to not know anything about real politics and either be a consumer of Iranian propaganda or no information at all.

Lost opportunity to nuke *** **** first.

>>507246647
If anybody is behind the October 7 attacks, it's mossad.

>>507213825
>using blue ink to sign an presidential order
tell me iran is gay without telling me. Just use one of those multiple color pens and get it over with.

>>507246647
jews mutilating kids, promoting faggotry (1st tranny surgery) and stealing money, and also trying to make a Commie republic out of Germany right after WW1 (Bavarian Socialist Republic) are responsible for Nazi party, hence they are responsible for WW2

>>507246647
>They're partly responsible for Hamas
Yeah, just partly, because Hamas was literally created by mossad, retardburger. Too bad you don't know even your own story because jews sunk your brain just like your USS Liberty, imagine thinking you know what goes on in the other side of the world.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_support_for_Hamas

>>507214731
THE BLUE BALLPOINT PEN OF DIVINE DESTRUCTION