While you studied hard in highschool, I played the vidya.
While you fought for that college scholarship, I ate the doritos.
While you were riding high in that fancy tech job, I jerked off in my mom's basement.
Now you're listless, divorced and suicidal because the chatbot has rendered you unemployable, and you dare come to me for help?

>>507218812 (OP)
>Well well well

>>507219421
Kek

Yeah but you never got to bang kids in Phnom Penh.

It really does seem like the laziest people were right. There wasn't much point in putting in the extra effort since everything kept getting worse no matter what we did. Since society is doomed, the best thing to do is relax, retire, chill, take it easy, have a good time, eat, drink and be merry. Enjoy what you can because soon everything will be destroyed.

>>507218812 (OP)
I kek'd irl a little

>>507218812 (OP)
But I am already saved.
For the Vidya is eternal.
Even in unemployment, I game.

The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

The best thing to do is to collect as much government money as you can, while never working or paying taxes. And If you can, live rent free so you aren't paying the landlord-jew. Even a tent in the woods is better than paying a landlord. Or you could squat in a blackrock home. Basically you never want to contribute anything to the system that oppresses you, but you want to be the biggest drain on resources that you possibly can to add drag to the shitty system that hates us. Weigh it down with our demoralized laziness. Take nothing seriously. Let everything fall and fail. Let entropy take it's course. It's not our problem because we never benefitted from this society which was designed to exploit us and steal from us and kill us.

>>507221479
T. Wage slave here, saluting my Neet masters.

>>507218812 (OP)
I used to be absolutely depressed and miserable as a NEET. Then I found out all you have to do is go outside 3x a week and spend around 4-5 hours a week socializing and all the bad feelings go away. Now I’m unemployed and don’t feel bad about it!

finally a based thread

American academia reached its peak oil moment. Young student debtors are bag holders that were just another facet of the great American pyramid scheme.

>>507225386
By the way, enrollment has been on the decline for a decade a half and the majority aren't going to want to foot the bill for the minority's socioeconomic lottery tickets. They got scammed.

College is a complete scam anyway. Jobs don't exist and nobody hires white men.

We were all promised that if we went to college we were guaranteed to get a high paying white-collar job so we could afford a house and a wife and a family. They LIED to us. There are no jobs. There are no affordable houses. There are no wives. There are no children. They tricked us into debt and gave us NOTHING.

The zeitgeist is starting to notice and it's not happy.

>>507226094
the zeitgeist can go fuck itself, quite frankly
a lifetime of work has brought me nothing

>>507223266
this.

I even volunteer a few hours here and there, just to stay human. Makes it easier to enjoy the 80+ hours I spend playing vidya with online bros. If jews want to give free money to niggers, then why not whites? I've pretended to be literally every race and gender in order to get gibs, which I spend on weed, strip clubs, and vidya game cosmetics. It's only a "bad life" if there's a better alternative, which there most emphatically is not. I've run the rat race, owned a house, almost got married twice, etc. etc. etc. but none of it is worth it. I unironically enjoy talking to strippers (most of whom will fuck for money if i feel like it) because they actually have interesting personalities and crazy stories like I do. I think the fact that they don't try to hide how fucked up they are is what makes strippers the most tolerable women of all, no deception at all. And I'm not even spending my money, it's jew money from the "disability" that I don't actually have lol
>no white wife no work simple as
>sometimes I like to cruise Wal Marts at 3pm and ask all the moping middle-aged Karens stocking shelves if they're proud of feminism giving the right to work. Sometimes I mess up the clothing racks and loudly say "yeah this makes a woman much happier than being home with their kids, huh?"

>>507226833
That's because you live in a corrupt gypsy-ridden shithole, Anon.

>>507227810
nah
lived and worked elsewhere too
rat race is the same

>>507227810
>memeflag
shut up jew

>>507227975
Yes, but there are less thieving gypsy streetshitters in places that aren't named Romania.

>>507227462
Based Robocop

>>507218812 (OP)
I did all of that shit and it didn’t get me anywhere. I should have jerked off in the basement instead. Modern society is (((rigged))) against white men.

>>507228350
this is not exactly true
while the country is still a gyppo breeding ground, most gyppo thieves and whores are now in Germany, Italy and Spain

>>507223266
>>507227462
So humans are exactly like domesticated animals after all. Just give them mates and keep them distracted and they can easily die of old age in captivity.

>>507226094
What did she say? I couldn't stop looking at her tits.

>>507218812 (OP)
Be a hermit. Take up your controller. Get a sex doll. Wank long hours. Grow a beard. Summon that succubus. Never engage in physical sex. Get enlightened. Provide for your tulpa. Become a wizard. Listen to your muse. Defend your steam account and promote old school runescape online. Go to the forest. Drink magical potions. Do drugs. Get 11 hours of sleep. Wake up early in the afternoon. Monetize your spells. Read grimoires. Fight for your timesplitters remake. Sacrifice your pizza rolls to Mars. Don't take your pills. Build your tower. Play videogames. Never watch 3D porn.

Life is sweet.

Being a shut-in is just about the best thing that can happen to you. Embrace your powers as a mage. Bear the hooked cross.

Help your volk. Fuck the world. Save your games regularly.

Put. On. The. Fleshlight.
Right. Now.

>>507229593
That you're a pussy ass chud bitch who can't stomach a woman making more money than you, and you deserve to rot out of view of polite society for it.

>>507229829
>>507229994
how can /pol/ get so based and so sòy in the span of 2 posts???

>>507230359
The duality of /pol/, also you are a gag for taking what I said at face value.
Nothing is based, nothing is so.y. Once you free yourself of these arbitrary distinctions, you are free to be yourself and come up with your own judgement instead of eating someone else's predigested shit.

>>507230916
>gag
fag, but w/e

>>507218812 (OP)
Please tell me that my 100k debt isn't for nothing anon...

>>507230916
but i do have my own judgement, the guy below is a pussywhipped bootlicking tranny and the guy above is sticking it up to the jewed/niggered system

>>507220520
This is both monumentally depressing and yet oddly reassuring all at the same time.

>>507220520
describes me to a T

>>507229593
what tits
she's built like a troon
>>507229829
This is just advice on how to become possessed by demons and then be dragged down into Hell by them after you ACK.
Frankly, advice for that outcome isn't needed; it's the default course of man.