UK is a mistake. I still cant watch "Trainspotting" without Polish lector because actors talk as if they didnt have tongues.

https://youtu.be/SUZyNLZZjMs?si=lio0Wfe7QEhyfBoM

But for some reason, i dont need subtitles to watch American movies. I understand 100% of what actors say even if they use nigger slang like vid-rel

https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE?si=5q6thtadKB6V4lID

The only British dialect i understand in 100% is BBC lectors. Cant English be banned in the UK and replaced by US-American to make everybodys lives easier?

>>507228039 (OP)
that's Scots, it is a separate language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqUN4YdQgVQ

>>507228300
Why i fully understand slang of American niggers but i cant understand Scottish?

>>507228039 (OP)
Took me years if dealing with the english entonation

I discovered the secret is looking for the next word in the previous word

That way

Would you like a cup of tea?

Becomes

A tea cup would you like, ?.

>>507228039 (OP)
It's the Scottish accent. Glaswegian I think.
Honestly I remember struggling with it in primary school but I learnt to understand it through watching rab c nesbit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Gqw2ObtZLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc4gB89LN7o

If you didn't understand train spotting you've got no chance understanding this.

>>507228490
because you didn't have to listen to Lorraine Kelly every morning

>>507228300
At best a dialect.

>>507228695
Damn, you might be right.

>>507228039 (OP)
Shut the fuck up, Elmer Fudd.
We don’t care what you think about wascawy wabbits.
Vewwy vewy scawwy.
How it is that your entire country has a speech impediment?
Genetics?

>>507228490
>fully understand slang of American niggers
>cant understand Scottish
Definitely *olish.

>>507228039 (OP)
>Cant English be banned in the UK and replaced by US-American
What language do Americans speak?

>>Cant polish be banned in Poland and replaced with English to make everybody's lives easier?

>>507229377
If i travel to US, and i understand nigger slang and can even speak it, niggers wouldnt shoot me, they would accept me like they accepted Eminem. Whats the advantage of knowing Scottish?

>>507228039 (OP)
>Gawd is that a CULTURE I see you have? Why don't you just all sound like Americans?!
Piss off.

>>507228039 (OP)
Watching movies "with a lector" is the hallmark of being from a soviet shithole. It should be casus belli enough for Russia to repossess you for.

>>507228039 (OP)
It's a lower/working class Scottish accent specific to a particular region, and keep in mind that many of the characters are junkies. I'm not surprised you can't understand what the characters are saying it if you're not a native English speaker. Hell, it's even hard for English speakers not from Scotland to understand. I have to switch to received pronunciation when talking to non-Scottish people because my normal accent a bumbfuck mutant drawl.

The author of the book Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh, actually writes in a phonetic manner to convey the way the characters speak and it makes his work somehwat inaccessible to ESLs or people who aren't every literate.

>Cant English be banned in the UK and replaced by US-American to make everybodys lives easier?
No.

Scotland is less than 10% of the UK population and within Scotland there are tons of dialects and accents, some far more intelligible than others.