A nuclear explosion just flew over my greatest ally's house!

>>507234647 (OP)
That's what is needed to stop unchecked Israeli aggression.

>>507234647 (OP)
uh is that a real twat

>>507234647 (OP)
Haven't seen the flag yet

>>507234647 (OP)
How? Weren’t all their nuke facilities destroyed?

I'm all in

they nuke, we nuke. islamofascists must never get the bomb.

>>507235084
They set us up the bomb?

>>507234647 (OP)
Is it normal for military powers to announce their next moves on Twitter?

>>507234647 (OP)
i dont know much about war, but i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to tell them you're getting ready to nuke them

>>507234647 (OP)

>>507234647 (OP)
space niggers wont allow it.

>>507234647 (OP)
if they actually do it, I'll kneel.
if they don't, piss off.

>>507234647 (OP)
>a nuclear explosion
On tel aviv !

>>507235084
What if they already have it? What then?

>>507234647 (OP)
Comforting how unsavvy "conducting a nuclear explosion" sounds. Like they have just enough figured out to make one happen, but have no idea how to estimate its effects or control it in any capacity.

>>507235587
see >>507235505

>>507234647 (OP)
>>507234809
they have no options really. them having a nuke or developing nuke is what would stop this attack from happening.

>>507235756
see >>507235505

Okay, they do one. How many more you got?

You feeling lucky, punk?

>>507234647 (OP)
Let’s hope Israel and Iran nuke eachother off the face of the planet

>>507234647 (OP)
What a cuck. Empty X posts after empty X post. You wont do shif, sandnegro!

If anyone plays that REM song im joining the riots. I FUCKING despise REM.

If they successfully test a nuclear weapon they're functionally invulnerable.

Total smoothskin death

>>507234647 (OP)

>>507234647 (OP)
>@IranUrduNew
Seems legit.

>>507234647 (OP)
fake and gay

>>507236004
see >>507235505

>>507234647 (OP)
iran doesn't have nukes

>>507234647 (OP)
WHERE MOTHER FUCKER, WHERE?!!!

>>507235214
All their base belong to US.

>>507236077
it's urduni

>>507236100
Space Niggers are muslim. They'll encourage it.
>>507236140
Somewhere in the middle of their own country.

>>507234647 (OP)
desu Israel will just escalate it to nuclear war if they do a test. Best to just use it against Israeli cities right off the bat. NYC, DC, and LA would be valid too.

why does /pol/ believe every fake tweet posted her?

>>507234948
No chance of that without boots on the ground. This isn't 2010, they've been prepping.

>>507235333 checked
They evolved.

>>507234647 (OP)
The fuck does that even mean? kek

>>507235505
>>507235859
>>507235911
>>507236100
>Ay lmaos will save Greatest Ally
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
STATE

>>507236204
>desu Israel will just escalate it to nuclear war
If Israel uses nukes they'll get nuked by Russia and China.

>>507234647 (OP)
That means they're going to eat Mexican food for dinner and then spend the next 2 hours in the toilet

Rolling!

You do know that most of these "Iran army" accounts are just larping Pakistanis and other muslim kids, right?

Please let it be in Jerusalem.
Please make it uninhabitable for the next 200 years.

>>507235948

>>507234647 (OP)
>Show me your melted radioactive faces /pol/
/yawn. Like tons of anons said last night; This is all Iran ever does. They bark and growl, then they send a few missiles over that get torched by the iron dome, and they say "heh, we sure showed them." Nothing EVER happens.

>>507236306
Israel has gone rogue and this could get out of hand fast, but at the same time I do not give a shit.

>>507236288
they’ll stop your nukes too wigger

>>507235948
Say what you will about zoomers, they sure know how to have fun.

Sooo… the
>iran will retaliate within 90 minute
thread. And
>ww3 has begun
threads.
I told you it was bollox.
Pic: Now. The Ayatollah vows to don ‘the spider-man underpants of powerful response’ in response.

what nukes?

>>507236225
>why does /pol/ believe every fake tweet posted her?
Not fake

https://x.com/IranUrduNew/status/1933490703071404397

>>507236204
ISRAEL WON'T DO SHIT

>>>507204829

>>507236306
Israel doesn't have nukes and neither does Iran. Only the US and Russia have nukes. Not France. Not Britain. Not China. Not Iran. Not Israel. All "nuclear" nations which are not either the US or Russia, are simply proxies for US or Russian nukes. Period.

>>507235694
Please god that would be so funny

>>507235084
+100 social credit points

Rolling for Dimona.

>>507234647 (OP)

I think it's called a nuclear implosion. It's when you attempt to make a bomb and it blows up.

>>507234647 (OP)
Great. More jewish ashes.

>>507235293
It's against the Geneva Convention not to

>>507236507
It's not an official account, probably just some larping kid from Pakistan or something like that.

>>507234647 (OP)
My body is ready...for dead middle easterners.

>>507236306
>russia
Lol
>china
Made out of cardboard. China is painted on. Double lol.

>>507236636
Not really. Iran nukes Israel. America will totally sperg out and attempt to nuke Iran. But that'll piss off their ally Russia which will then nuke the USA while the USA nukes Russia and you have nuclear winter by Monday.

>>507234647 (OP)
Come on Iran, do it.

>>507234647 (OP)
Oh shit, should I bring in the tomato plants?

>>507236306
Why the fuck would they? You might have told yourself that they're all-in on fighting the ZOG world order or whatever the fuck keeps the cognitive dissonance at bay, but I assure you they really, really don't give a shit.

>4k ultra HD nuclear footage dropping in 2025
I beg, it would be so fucking kino

>>507235756
Hilarious if true

>>507234647 (OP)
>Show me your melted radioactive faces /pol/

>>507234647 (OP)
Kino if true

I thought Iran didn't have the bomb yet. Did Iran have an unannounced stockpile this whole time or did they just barely finish one as Israel began its attack? Are they rushing their first test as a flex?

holy shit this is going to spiral into a nuclear war!

>>507234647 (OP)
Nothing ever happens.

>>507234647 (OP)
build the fucking bomb already then
what a weak pathetic fucking country

>A few more hours

>>507236905
Live data of what a nuke does against a population center.

>>507234647 (OP)
Not my problem

>>507236244
>they've been prepping
Anon... they're niggers

>BREAKING: IRAN HAS RAISED THE OFFICIAL FLAG OF NUKE THREATS OVER THE IMAM REZA SHRINE

>>507236937

>>507234647 (OP)
That account is hilarious
>we shot down drones
>Yemen launch missile!
>planning largest attack on Israel in history
>israel will be given painful death
>accountability for every enemy
>Muslims don’t fear death
>no Zionist on earth is safe
>the calm before the storm (kek)
>war for humanity
>preparing terrifying attack to raze Israel to the ground
>no negotiations
>we will conduct a nuclear explosion in a few hours (posted 5 hours ago)

>>507234647 (OP)
But wait....I thought they did not have a nuclear program??????

>>507237199
>>507237249
>>507237100
It's a metaphorical nuclear explosion.

please please please please give the world a reason to completely glass iran, fucking shithole funding every single conflict in the fucking region by proxy. the middle east would probably be at peace if iran stopped funding proxies. israel also needs to stop west bank settlements of course but thats like nothing compared to the funding iran does

>>507235756
>>507234647 (OP)
>conduct a nuclear explosion
Conductor we have a problem!

>>507234647 (OP)
I don't know shit about war, but why would you broadcast your every move to the enemy?
isn't that counter-productive???

>>507237401
Obama gave them a shitload of money to help it along

>>507236254
my ass they read manuals and there are doctrines in place.
Leave to a europoor to quote old 60s boomer propaganda.
lmaooooo

>>507234647 (OP)
They better, tired of all this bullshit

>>507234647 (OP)
I always liked you OP, don't come to Iran tomorrow

>>507234647 (OP)

>>507234647 (OP)
why do you schizo boomers see some random fucking account on twitter and assume it's true

>>507236808
russia will not nuke the usa for iran.
Israel has the samson option if nuked it will send the west down with it.

>>507234812
I don't even have to check to know it's not

>>507236874
Because if Israel has the right to use nukes "defensively" than there is nothing stopping Ukraine or Taiwan from doing so, should Uncle Sam decide to leave some around with the keys in the ignition.

>>507234647 (OP)
These niggas better ball out. Nader Shah deserves some descendents that possess proper iron and will to defend his legacy and cement's Iran's legendary role in human history.

>>507235084
> islamofascists
What a jewy sounding label

IRAN ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT!!

There will be no retaliation because Iran is a country who’d rather bitch on Twitter like a woman.

>Iran reveals nuclear capability on Friday the 13th

God PLEASE.

>>507234647 (OP)
nice fake tweet

>>507236507
Holy shit. I stand corrected.

>>507234647 (OP)
This is embarrassing.

>>507234647 (OP)
Shitskins:
>DEATH TO AMERICA, DEATH TO ISRAEL
>uses twatter (american company)
>save us good people of the earth, were being genocided! help!

its all so tiresome

>>507235505

We'll eventually get to a point where everyone believes this and plows on ahead. Be nice at least to look to someone other than God to sort out our wanton idiocy.

>>507234647 (OP)
As long as I get to see Israel become the largest trinite deposite it ain’t so bad.

>>507234647 (OP)
...... why not just do it
WHY TWEET ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND

WTTTFF

>>507237048
In retaliation for destroying their nuclear program that was not for nuclear weapons (which they don't want and don't have), they're going to use their nuclear weapons they that they developed through their nuclear program which was not at all just blown the fuck out.

I don't understand this. Why announce it? Are Iranians retarded? If they pull it off, no announcement is necessary. If they don't, they look like fools

>>507236225
I watch fox news for 14 hours a day. John Roberts just confirmed it

>>507237953
Because theyre just going to act like they did it. At this point they'll post an AI video of a nuclear explosion on a fake desert city and claim that this was their test.

>>507235293
Nuclear testing is always announced even Norks do it when they set off one underwater

>>507237953
to bring attention before it inevitably does not happen >>507235505

>>507236120
They will eventually. What are you gonna do then?

>>507234647 (OP)
Is that an official account or just some civilian?

>>507238120
What difference would it make
Iran doesn’t do shit that it barks about

>>507238018
But that doesn't really matter because israel doesn't decide who gets nukes and who doesn't. Especially if any of Israel's enemies have any nukes at all. No one decides who gets nukes. If you get a nuke you get a nuke.

Benjamin Netanyahu should be crucified.

>>507234647 (OP)

I hope its real

>>507234647 (OP)
Sand nigger problems.

>>507235948
yummy femboy bussy

>>507238266
Can his children be raped to death in front of him on video and then force him to watch the video over and over and over again until he expires from natural causes?

>>507238314

Why does your flag have jewish colours? We need to change your flag, Pekka.

>>507238229
>But that doesn't really matter because israel doesn't decide who gets nukes and who doesn't.
As it turns out, they actually have a great deal of input on whether Iran gets to have a nuke ("No").

>>507238266
Too kind, scaphism which is ironically a very traditional Persian method and one I would like to see come back.

>>507238116
not anymore

>>507234647 (OP)
big if true

>>507234647 (OP)
Good job, Iran. Way to prove Israeli intelligence was right all along.

>>507238516

Go rape a goat or something, Finkelberg.

https://www.rt.com/news/619022-israel-satanic-child-abuse/

that twitter has been nothing but fake tweets

>>507238580
And they still attacked, proving this has nothing to do with preventing its use.

either do something or shut the fuck up. so fucking annoying, just like the pakis.

>>507238662
@IranUrduNew

>>507238580
It’s so stupid I almost think Mossad hacked their account

Today, Iran will find out if the NOR-K nuke tech works or not

>>507235084
KYS glownigger

>>507238580

This is you

>>507237831
https://x.com/IranUrduNew/status/1933490703071404397
I don't think it's a official account though. It might just be some Iranian larping as an official source. He's probably got really high blood pressure.
A surprise nuclear test would be cool though.

Russia must give them social media nukes tech, we all doomed.

>>507238500
That's funny because even the Israelis posting here are skeptical that they've gotten all of Iran's nuclear facilities, and if they're fighting over it then they clearly do not yet control it. When Israelis boots are on the ground in tehran you can say israel decides if Iran gets nukes.

>>507238516
Remember how vice smuggled a nuclear bomb years ago out of Ukraine? You’re going to tell me that at no point your enemies didn’t do the same and are just sitting on it until the right time. They know if they hit you it’s GG for them, that’s the deciding factor.

>>507238751
No. My DNA test didn't even include the customary .1% African.

>>507238516
Dude this has got to be the third or fourth time you have "disabled" their nuclear program. How many more times until it's REALLY disabled? Two? Three? Never. Iran getting the bomb is inevitable. You are eventually going to have to learn to live in that world.

imagine they blow up their own nuclear power plant
this will show the chuds

>>507234647 (OP)
Learn that words have meaning before it is too late. Don't say that you'll have a melted radioactive face or you might manifest it.

>>507238634
>tf
>tp
kek

>>507238913
Even Israelis don't believe that they got all of the nuclear facilities.

>>507238913
we never disabled
we always hurt it
now well it's gone

Also if there was no nuclear explosion how can they say that Iran has nukes and that they've destroyed them? If you blow up a nuke with another bomb I'm pretty fucking sure the nuke still explodes.

>>507238889

Thats an hawaiian mixed breed tho.

>>507239041
Yeah that's totally logical lmao

Iran needs to push chips onto the table and show cards, or fold onto the felt like a bitch
The heebs have called out the muzzies

Either they have nuke/s or they don't
Times up, what ya got Persians?

>>507239120
>If you blow up a nuke with another bomb I'm pretty fucking sure the nuke still explodes.
Wrong. It takes an incredibly precise serious of explosions to set off the chain reaction. If you just blow up a nuke it doesn't do anything but spread fissile material all over the place.

>>507239120
Nuclear weapons don’t work like that.

>A few hours

Ok. Has it happened yet? I'm waiting.

Also, here me out on this because maybe this may not be the worst-worst thing in the world; If Iran actually has a nuke, and nukes Tel-Aviv or something...I mean that's not necessarily a bad thing, right? Lotta small-hats die, the rest of the world kicks into gear and wipes Islam off the map (because let's be real, if they nuked Israel, all the Eurocuck countries would 180 on Islam in their own borders real quick), and I don't see how that isn't a win all around?

>>507239041
>THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL
Sure buddy. If you say so.

>>507239139
I've never even met a Hawaiian before. The closest thing was a guy from California who liked to surf.

>>507239350
yes

>>507238975

Watch it. You've been at picrel 1135 times in 110 countries. Everything is going to come crashing down on you pretty fast in a near future.

>>507237249
Kek

>>507239427
Anybody know which satellite this photo comes from?

>>507235214

>>507234647 (OP)
>>507235084
what if they just mean they're doing a test?
To show that they already have them and tell Israel to fuck off if they're not trying to start a nuclear war

>>507239427
Did...did they try and wrap the building in the Mysterious Russian Soul Cope Cage?

>>507239376

lies

>>507239613
Israel would double down and you know it

>>507239436
lmao ahmed
stop pretending to be one of your cuck victims

>>507239678
Why are all Hawaiians fat as fuck i bet it's because they ate the little people that inhabited the island before the "hawaiians" colonized it.

>>507239120
>If you blow up a nuke with another bomb I'm pretty fucking sure the nuke still explodes.
That's not how that works. Nukes aren't charge-based explosives like missiles or torpedos. They have small internal explosive charges that accelerate two pieces of radioactive material into each other at extremely high velocity ("gun type") or they use contained explosions to create an internal implosion that compresses a radioactive core into itself ("implosion type"), and it's specifically the radioactive material being forced into a state where it starts chain atomic reactions, goes critical, and then destabilizes and explodes.

>>507239686
the rest of the world would think they're crazy and would not help them

>>507234948
I think they have some of them deep enough that we can't get to them, even with the fancy new earth penetrating B-61s. I know they got a reactor, but they already have a significant stockpile of enriched uranium and I imagine more in the underground facilities ready to be separated by centrifuge.

>>507234647 (OP)
this reeks of al-Qaeda type propaganda. maybe iran really is controlled opposition

>>507234647 (OP)
Why the fuck would you announce this wtf? Is the whole world a fucking circus now?

>>507239762
I see, thanks for the info. Am ignorant but now not as much.

>>507235214
Look up operation cwal

>>507239920
So it is not seen as an attack or an accident.

>>507239746

If i am Ahmed then why are you posting something that Ahmed would appreciate as an insult against me?

Are you IQ 75?

>>507239850
Lol you don't actually believe that do you? They can do whatever they want and that's been proven multiple times over the past 2 years or so. Really since their existence but you get what I'm saying.

>>507234818

>>507234647 (OP)
muslims are pathetic, i would kill myself, even troons have more balls

>>507234647 (OP)
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507234647 (OP)
Not a real account. These are the real Iran military accounts @IRIran_Military and @iranmilitary_en

>>507240082
Evidently they just want to sit around in the desert and be left alone. They aren't a legitimate threat and never were. Why did Israel build them up so large and wait so long if they already had agents on the ground and undercover and already knew all of this for years? There's no way they didn't know that Iran doesn't have shit and isn't a threat so why build them up as if they are fir decades when no one is going to stop israel from doing whatever it wants in the first place? This doesn't make sense.

>>507239980
did you read what i said
dumb nigger

>>507239996
people have been turning on them more and more lately, they are losing public favor and people are noticing things like anti-BDS laws. Boomers are the biggest defenders of Israel support and they are dying off. And attacking after they say "Leave us alone we have nukes" is pretty crazy

>>507239506

Iranian nucelar bases are aprox 1km under ground in the mountains. I bet that is somekind of school or daycare center or something. Jews love raping and killing children.

https://www.rt.com/news/619022-israel-satanic-child-abuse/

>>507239922
Nuclear reactions require very specific conditions to happen. You need radioactive material (unstable atoms that eject particles in order to become more stable) to essentially be so close together and compressed that the atoms flinging particles out of themselves are certain that those particles will hit other atoms, destabilizing them to split and emitting more particles, each ejection/splitting causing a release of energy with it as the atomic bonds are broken. On it's own, it's a tiny, tiny tiny bit of energy, but it scales exponentially with mass. So big chunk of radioactive material, critical state, chain reaction of atoms splitting, huge explosion.

>>507240180
Seems 4chan no longer has any autistic powers, this shit has 185 replies before this is said.

>>507240380

https://www.rt.com/news/619022-israel-satanic-child-abuse/

Israelis planted that tweet,
> now Iran glasses themselves 'accidentally'.
put som respeck on the yid false flag

>>507234818
based

>>507238413

You want it, you got it.

>>507238509

Yeah, a lingering death being eaten alive by parasites. I like the ironic angle.

>>507234647 (OP)
checks the time
ok?

>>507240631

Welcome to summer

>>507235084
this is fucking shocking we have had like 9 fucking wars pop off recently

for why though...

and now were going to nuke the oldest places on earth

a failed guidance system Ends Humanity......

how are you not more pissed off about the situation

also your nukeing mountains they are nukeing like 1 giant city...

>>507235084
>islamofascists must never get the bomb
pakistan is an islamic state and they have nukes
they are also a strategic ally i china

>>507234647 (OP)

>>507234647 (OP)
when they touch israel theyre going to be wiped from the map.

>>507234647 (OP)
Well this would prove Israel's point
Also, their threshold for using a nuke is psychotic

No way it happens, Israel would then have carte blanche to glass Iran

>>507235084
What do you plan to do about the UK and France?

>>507235084
some jew will sell it to them for 50 sheckles

>>507235718
The implosion detonation is the ignition in order to split the atom and cause the nuclear explosion. If you slow down a video of a nuclear bomb test, you'll see an initial small explosion and then comes the pretty skin lifting flash.

>>507234647 (OP)
I just conducted a nuclear explosion in my toilet bowl after eating some spicy Lidl ramen.

>>507243199
I know what a nuclear trigger is. It's the secret sauce; the hard part of making the bomb. Once you have that, refining enough material to make a weapon is simply a matter of months. They tested their triggers in December of 2021. Logic dictates they already have an arsenal.

>>507234647 (OP)
Nukes don’t exist.

>>507235718
I think they might. I remember there was a suspicious earthquake in some remote place in Iran soon after the last time Israel attacked. Couldve been an underground test

>>507234647 (OP)
Israel should nuke Iran and say it was their harebrained test that went wrong.

>>507234818

>>507234647 (OP)
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS /pol/
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY FALLOUT 76
NOW THE WORLD DIES