>loses WW1 as a soldier
>loses WW2 as a leader

Really makes you think. This is some anime and manga tier shit.

>>507251797 (OP)
>wins WW3 as God

>kills himself out of frustration

lol

>>507251911
The Russians admitted the skull tested as a woman's. It wasn't his.

>The villain is called Hiter
>His sidekick's name is Himmler

who writes this shit?

>>507252036
>abandons his people and chills at the beach as German die under bombs

even better, lol

>>507251797 (OP)
episode 3
>black screen
>narrator voice says "legends never die"
>scene opens with Hitler lifting weights in his Argentinian base.
>He's jacked
>looks angry
>"the day has come" he says to himself
>he dresses in formal military attire and walks out to an army of his followers in mech suits to address them from a balcony
>"my folk a new age arises. AN AGE OF HAPPENING..."

I hate russians

>>507251797 (OP)
STFU kike slav faggot

>>507251797 (OP)
Hail Loki
Hail Surtr
Hail Vali
Hail Magni
Hail Viðar
Hail Moði
Hail Oðin
Hail Thor
Hail Fenrir

>>507252939

>>507253090
who doesn't

>>507252082
>who writes this shit?
the germans, of course.
had to make him austrian just so could offload the guilt

>>507251797 (OP)
>Took 2 superpowers and several countries to defeat him

Meanwhile americans lost to jungle chinks

Himmler was cooler. So was Göth. Shitler was untermensch

>>507254388
Adolf GROßSCHWANZ Hitler

>>507251797 (OP)
There always comes a time when the boot is on the other throat. Those victors that don't have any reverence for victory tend to get genocided. Normal people understand that victory should always be observed like a funeral, and tend to be spared undue humiliation and total annihilation when they inevitably defeated. "The Wrath of Khan" was reserved only to those leaders that had inflated egos and didn't care much for the well-being of their own people. Hitler never developed that wrath, despite being completely justified in doing so. Hitler was a man that was just too good for this rotten world, some might even call him a Saint. The Judeo-Angloid-Slavoid menace will not be spared a single hair when that time comes. And that time will come. 10 years, 100 years, 1000 years. You can't stop it. And the harder you cling your ancient victories, the closer that moment comes.

>>507252201
What's even better is kikes like you getting bombarded by rockets from Iran right now

>>507254737
looks fake as fuck tho

>>507254737
I am Russian and I live in the US. I don't care about Israel one bit.

>>507253850
Me, I don't, I hate rent free Estonians and Poles more you can't go a thread without a chihuahua whining in a unrelated thread.

>>507252201
>as German die under bombs
He got to Argentina as the surrender was signed.

Tel-Aviv gets hellfire rained on it and within 20 minutes the kikes are on here running PR. Hope your HQ gets hit fucking rat.

>>507251797 (OP)
He also survived WW1 because a british soldier took pity on him and spared his life.

>>507251797 (OP)
he survived that counts as a W in my book

>>507255432
Seconded.

>>507255432
Shitler was a grabage military leader.

>>507255477
That's apocryphal. The story started out as "I thought I saw Hitler back in the war eight years ago".

>>507251797 (OP)
>a commoner makes it to supreme leader role of a grassroots uprising to provide a revolution of a national and of a people
I SLEEP
>Billionare cripwalks into supreme leader role and then starts fucking up the commoners
UWU WOWWEE RAWR!

>>507251797 (OP)
Hitler had his own battle, and he won it for the salvation of our souls.
Without him, the core of Germany would have been destroyed long ago, but thanks to him, we Germans are still here.
Our culture may have been contaminated after the end of the war, but the core has remained intact to this day.

He may have lost the war, but he won our hearts.

Heil Hitler!

>>507252201
that's was the plan tho

>>507251797 (OP)
Nonsense. Zionists won both world wars, and Hitler was a zionist asset

>mfw benito invading italy cause barby to be delayed and fail
>mfw if they waited another year germany would have had a nuke
Fuggin italians man