>IRANIAN ICBM PROGRAM DIRECTOR SAMHAMMAD HYAD ASSASSINATED BY MOSSAD AGENTS FOLLOWING STRIKES ON TEL AVIV, ISRAEL
>IRAN RAISES YELLOW FLAG OF PARKING LOT DESTRUCTION IN RESPONSE, VOWING ADDITIONAL STRIKES WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS

>>507255805 (OP)
Why does he look like Sam Hyde?

>>507255805 (OP)
does anyone even find this joke funny anymore besides zoomers who look at Sam as their daddy?

>>507255919
distant relatvies

>>507255805 (OP)
>Sam Hyde

>>507255975
this joke was already old 5 years ago i genuinely cannot believe people still think its funny

>>507255919
Because Samhammad Hyad was actually a Mossad mole whose real name was Shmuel Heidol.

But that’s Samuel Hydovchenko, the Ghost of Kyiv!

>>507255919
Who's Sam Hyde?

>>507256084
Holy shit millinials are hideous

>>507255805 (OP)
SAMHOUD HYDEIN IS AT IT AGAIN

>>507255805 (OP)
May Allah (SWT) grant him jannatul firdaus inshallah

>>507256305
he's this guy whos got a big chip on his shoulder because his gameshow got cancelled off of cartoon network

>>507255805 (OP)
This jew monster infiltrated the Iranian nuclear program working undercover for 20 years sabotaging everything he could.

>>507255975
it got old 10 years old. its probably sams minion who posts these

>>507255919
That, my friend, is Sammael Hydekeem. Distant relative of the internet's most controversial black woman, Sam Hyde.

>>507256274
Cool flag

>>507256084
He's Persian

>507255805
I'm sure this slide thread will hide the dozens of webms i've seen of tel avivs impenetrable dome getting btfoed multiple times by shaheds and iranian missiles

>>507255805 (OP)
Can't wait for Iran to raise the LGBT flag to symbolize how hard they've been taking it up the ass tonight.