>>507269882 (OP)this is what i've been saying, all this israel-iran shit will blow over in a week just like it did a few months ago, literally nothing happens
>>507272782nuclear war will never happen because it isnt profitable
they will constantly edge us with nuke threats because fear is very profitable
>>507269882 (OP)i guess its time to return to work then
>>507272936ok but you're clearly dressed for action
>>507273219going to have to update this one for current events
should also squeeze ukraine in there somewhere. biggest nothingburger ever
>>507273318better to be a warrior in meditation than a hippy on a battlefield
There will be no war, Iran will claim victory after striking tel aviv with a tiny missile impact, Israel will claim victory with its assassinations, everything will be back to normal, nothing will escalate