I live in Yorkshire (close to the Lancashire border). We are simple folk and never harmed anybody.

An Iranian missile just hit my barn and in doing so destroyed all my hay and my livelihood.

I can say nothing else other than that we must now go to war with Iran to save Israel. I don’t want to live in a world without Israel.

We must all now go to war to save Israel.

>>507279301 (OP)
Iran just hit my barn with a missile just flew over my house!

>>507279301 (OP)
Big hay here, you can buy hay from me, I'll give you a 5% discount if you buy more than $10,000 worth.

Iran just hit my flew over my house with a flew over my house hypersonic flew over my house

>>507279301 (OP)
but are you positive it wasn't Putin? How can you be sure? He does do this sort of thing you know.

Sars I am from New York and an Iran just hit my house. We must defend out ally Israel who is only democracy in middle east.

>>507279301 (OP)
post carefully pieced together fragments of burnt out Iranian missile shell casing that spell out 'Made in Iran' on them. Otherwise, your nout but a lying Yorkshire Warmonger.