>They killed salami who?

>>507284841 (OP)
That's unironically how much we should care
This Israel and Iran's problem but no I gotta care cause LE ALLY
The world learned nothing from WWI

>>507284841 (OP)
the look of love man im tellin ya. what a keeper.

>>507284841 (OP)
*continues jerking off*
"HUH? stop talking"

>>507284841 (OP)
\general bologna is next

>>507285638
Dio mio
Non la mia pasta!!!

>>507284841 (OP)
too old

>>507284841 (OP)
Wonder what it would be like to have a beautiful woman look at you in this way

>>507284841 (OP)
Nine-a-WHAT???

>>507284841 (OP)
don't worry about it babe

>>507285043
Maybe the rest of the board can appreciate this too when they stop touching themselves.

she knows we're looking at her tits

>>507284841 (OP)
I can fix her

>>507284841 (OP)
>hahaha yea thats a funny name lets go camping I have a QP

>>507285925
Bags of wet salty coins

>>507285925
Motivating, as nature intended. Polarity is what creates a field of influence.

>>507286150
Being an airhead girl sounds preferable to my current life but I'm a guy so oh well

>>507284841 (OP)
>forget it, so anyway babe, you wanna do the club thing still or go home to fuck for the 10th time today?

>No you stupid bitch
>I said they killed Jesus

I love Salami

>>507286381
>Jesus? Our neighbor's cousin? :(

>>507285925
doesnt worth it, if you pull this kind of bitch is because something in her repulses you enough so you are naturally irreverent to her, meaning you dont care she looks at you like that. A cheat trick is directly insulting her or degrading her. They will fall on their knees automatically.

>>507284841 (OP)
it's genuinely pointless to try to talk to women about anything other than vapid interests like netflix shows or their friends they hate

>>507286556
I don't know why you would want to. They're not for that.

>>507285638
I liked when 300 redditards made this same exact joke as well as you do, great site to use to steal jokes from and pretend you came up with them yourself

> smoker
> hangs out at bars
Good luck with that one morons

>>507286556
I have a female friend who likes rats

>>507286222
They all do, always. Wearing stuff like that is literally just them encouraging it. It's why they need the "not asking for it" excuse because they don't want to act like they enjoy when fat nerds do it.

>>507286702
sir I am the first person to ever say it

>>507284841 (OP)
She is conventionally pretty but very repulsive at the same time. What's up with that?

>>507286681
a lot of women just straight up refuse to let you have friends when you enter a relationship with them, so you have to talk to them if you want to talk to anybody about this shit at all.

>>507284841 (OP)
not sure but a bunch of arab faces flooded the catalogue as if we were meant to know who they were
weird preemptive deflecting stuff regarding people supporting iran as well which doesnt make sense to me either seeing as its iran but im just a goy

>>507284841 (OP)
THEIR ALL CALLED SALAMI OVER THERE

DRUMPF 1 KICKED THIS OFF KILLING A DIFFERENT SALAMI BACK IN 2020

>>507287089
You’re reptilian brain is being tricked by the makeup but at the same time your prefrontal cortex is seeing past it

>>507287089
It's because you know deep inside she's bvlt for BBC

>Sal-Ami, Sal Ami? Jerry it's like the front is a Jew and the rear is an Arab!
>Out comes Italian Jerry!

>>507287089
you're gay

>>507285043
she loves dat mdma, fo' sure

>>507284841 (OP)
She's cute, too bad about everything else.

>>507286556
Women are at their best when they’re just silly.
If they care too much about politics there’s a big chance they are mentally ill.

>>507284841 (OP)
>Salami dies
>make sandwich with salami
>eat salami

>>507284841 (OP)
POV: you're a black man

>>507287482
I've always thought that was a wire snare around the rabbit's neck, but now I see it's just some grass in the foreground