>go to Little Caesars after swimming at the lodge with my wife and kids
>young dude sitting in there wearing a Thor's hammer necklace with a swastika on it, numerous white nationalist tattoos visible
>I tell him he should cover the Nazi tattoos
>Tells me to fuck off
>Tell him to fuck off
>Man starts screaming at me telling me to leave the restaurant, Jew this, Jews that blah blah blah
>I refuse and call him a pussy
>He told me I was lucky he was on probation
>I said, you're on probation for fucking your sister right?
>Dude says let's take it outside
>He immediately takes his phone out to record me
>I pop 2 ranch dipping sauce cups over his head, he swings
>Missed the first time, and second, and third...man tits jiggling, lands the fourth... doesn't really hurt
>I punch him once in the nose and he bends over holding it, I kick him so hard in the face his teeth punctured my jeans and skin
>Stomp his phone, kick it into the parking lot
>Wife is screaming, the kids are crying.. have to go
>Leave my pizza and just go home, not staying for police
>Police show up half an hour later anyway, not pressing charges, refused to allow titty Nazi to file charges because he attacked me first
>Go back to Little Caesars and ask for my order because wife is nagging, kids behind the counter gave me a refund plus one of everything on the menu
>Why, I hate this shit ..only my kids like it, oh well... someone will eat rancid wings and awful brookie brownies
>Medfag relatives tell me I need to get a tetanus booster because neo-methhead is probably diseased, also antibiotics probably because it's a human bite

How's your weekend kicking off? Probably better than the ranch dressing covered faggot that got beaten up by a 41yo man I'd wager.

idk i dint even finish reading the post

Even in the story you made up your make yourself sound like a faggot

Nice story kike bro.
Did he put you in the roller coaster of death that flung you into the masturbation machines too? And did you escape his gas chamber 10 times?

how was the pizza

you know the rules

fake and not reading all that but little caesars is good and based

>>507286288
checked and fpbp

>>507286083 (OP)
Based Michigander?

>>507286380
>you know the rules
AND SO DO I

>>507286352

Nah, just some little rusty haired young dude with a lot of issues I guess. IDK.

>>507286380

I don't eat that shit, I get it for my kids and their lame friends when they come over.

>>507286474

Ohio

>>507286083 (OP)
>refused to allow titty Nazi to file charges because he attacked me first
Technically you attacked him first by opening sauce over his head but fake story anyway

>>507286626

No one saw that according to the Little Caesars kids, my wife ..and myself. I'm starting to think all /pol/lacks would respond the same way the kid did, and get their faces cratered in in a similar fashion.

>>507286083 (OP)
based, all these cringelord youths who fell for russian meme warfare and became nazis are embarassing.

>>507286603
>I don't eat that shit, I get it for my kids and their lame friends when they come over.
okay well what kind of shit do YOU like to eat

>>507286837
He hangs out at "the lodge" so I assume a lot of dick shaped foods

>>507286837

I'm fasting today, I did serve up some knuckle sandwiches though. I've heard they're tasty.

>>507286083 (OP)
>And then everybody clapped

>>507286083 (OP)
>>507286603
>>507286780
>>507287002
hasbara (((things))) that never ever ever happened

>>507286780
Pics of the little caesars boxes or it didn't happen

>>507286083 (OP)
Fake fag story

>>507286083 (OP)
>be me tonight
>go to little Caesars for a pizza
>some pudgy bald neckbeard standing there in line with two little half niglets and a purple haired ham planet
>he starts mumbling to the purple wildabeast "Omg that guy has a Nazi tattoo" as she's screaming at her two niglets
>guy in line with Nazi tattoo turns around
>the purple haired whale with the two niglets starts talking really loud about how her kids are mixed race and the guy with the tattoo is a racist
>pudgy neck beard is trying to calm her down but she's in a diabetic hysteria
>she throws tow cups of ranch at the Nazi while screaming "Steve is going to kick your ass! Kick his Nazi ass, Steve!"
>neckbeard starts apologizing profusely
>the Nazi shoves the fat purple haired bitch
>she falls on the neckbeard
>neckbeard falls on a table
>breaks it
>his leg gets cut from some broken glass
>he's laying on the ground crying about a tetanus shot
>purple hippo is rolling around in a puddle of ranch dressing she threw unable to lift her body weight up on her own
>two niglets screaming and cheering
>BEAT STEVE'S ASS!!!

Me and the guy with the Nazi tattoo got our pizzas and left.

>>507286083 (OP)

I have never once had pizza from little Caesars in my life and I am 43 years old.

Hilarious that the Jewish fantasy includes getting a deep discount

>>507286083 (OP)
you jews have playful imaginations.