Hello my name is Lydia I am an oceanographer, my job involves mapping deepwater regions. Dolphin semen fixed my allergy to cats. You don't have to believe me I know I sound like a crazy person I just needed to post this somewhere because I know this advice will help somebody one day.

>>507286606 (OP)
You could've just avoided cats.

>checks flag

hello Ms. spencer

and good Bye

>>507286606 (OP)
I hate niggers and jews, OP is a faggot

I like cats, but I would definitely avoid them if semen was involved some how.

>>507286606 (OP)
My Skyrim wife’s name is Lydia. She is sworn to carry my burdens. What’s it like carrying dolphin burdens?

>>507286606 (OP)
Show me your penis

>>507286606 (OP)
Stop fucking dolphins, Lydia.
I'm telling Robert and Bindi.

>>507286606 (OP)
Can you map that nazi underwater tunnel that led to hollow earth?

>>507286606 (OP)
How'd you acquire the semen? What was the application or method of ingestion?

>>507286606 (OP)
>oceanographer
>semen fixed my allergy
This is a high iq board here, we don’t take chicks too seriously. As somebody being involved in your area of research the solution was right before your eyes. You could have easily fixed your allergy using marine collagen and Haematococcus pluvialis.

>>507287186
...what? Did other people know about this already?
>https://yandex.com/search/?text=astaxanthin+and+dander+allergy

oh shit nigga

>>507287099
The dolphin threw it at me while I was petting him

>>507286829
I saw your wife getting gang banged by orcs, dunmer, and reiklings in that order

>>507286606 (OP)
(Plant cell) biologist here who is published in Nature. Immunology was my least favorite course in college, my big takeaway was the immune system really wants to kill you at all times but is BARELY kept in check by a convoluted system of interconnected systems so unique to each individual it is basically impossible to calculate any possible outcome with any certainty.
On that note I used to be extremely allergic to poison ivy, but then accidentally burned a vine of it on a camping trip. Had to go to my doctor the rashes were so bad and painful. They put me on steroids as it had gotten into my lungs. After that I never got poison ivy again.

Anyway my point is there is a scientific possibility drinking hormonal dolphin goo could very well have tipped your immune system over the edge to finally not react to cats so much. The immune system is weird like that. However it’s more likely it just finally got its shit together at an opportunistic time to make you THINK dolphin cum cured your allergies as some sick joke.
The immune system is weird like that.

>>507288243
I swallowed some by accident and got flu like symptoms and since then I haven't sneezed for like 6 months

>>507288323
>I swallowed some by accident

>>507287440
Most don’t know it. Maybe a few hundred, if that. The beauty industry uses the semen of salmonoids that probably works more efficiently. But most probably don’t know it’s about this specific combination.

>>507288323
>accident
Did you blow a dolphin?

I am not mad, I know that horse semen shoots were a thing in NZ a decade ago, but dolphins?

>>507288323
Yeah you basically kicked it into overdrive and it settled back down in a more favorable equilibrium. I have a buddy with psoriasis who awards the best treatment is advice I told him - find a mudpit deep in the forest and take a bath in it.

>>507286606 (OP)
Start hoarding dolphin cum and wait for the prices to spike after more people find out about it.

>>507287558
Fuck off, no you didn’t.

White women will fuck anything except other white men huh

>>507286606 (OP)
>Fake and gay

>>507286606 (OP)
You will never be a woman

>>507289199
jewish women fuck their dogs unlike White women
>Kek, disgusting

>>507289317
Is shame not a thing anymore? How the fuck do these people admit these things publicly?

>>507289256
Either way it‘s a funny story and it checks out human biologically/neurologically and biochemically speaking, if you know what I mean.

>>507288654
>flu like
That basically means feeling unwell, having fever and „stuff coming out of your body“ via multiple routes. It’s not rare for the body to start liquifying and getting rid of old unhealthy tissue, if you provide it with high quality materials (which were lacking before). Because that’s the first step before the new tissue is build. But I agree, it can be seen as going from one homeostasis into a another better one.