A fat, white tourist in Italy sat on a chair covered in priceless gems for a selfie, crushing the work of art beneath his weight.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/world-news/tourist-sits-on-and-shatters-van-gogh-chair-adorned-with-hundreds-of-swarovski-crystals/

A selfie is where you take a picture of yourself by yourself. A thread died for this.

>>507289829 (OP)
He was definitely American

>>507289829 (OP)
>muh crystals
gay

>>507289829 (OP)
>Swarovski crystals
>priceless gems
Pick one
Cut glass is cut glass no matter how much lipstick you put on that pig.

>>507289829 (OP)
They fixed it already, nothingburger

All that space wasted for a work of "art".

>>507289829 (OP)
>swarovski
Overpriced glass garbage

>>507290060
came here to post this. I used to work in a swarovski chandelier factory, they're one step above costume jewelry from the dollar store.

>>507289829 (OP)
why are Eurocucks like this?

>>507289829 (OP)
Oh no!
Anyways ... TKD

>>507289829 (OP)
Based fellow amerishart

based
modern art is a dehumanizing psyop and money laundering and chairs are for sitting not for subverting expectations. leave our expectations alone, your subversions are inane and uninspiring

>>507289829 (OP)
>Retarded wops leave a priceless chair lying around.
FTFY.

>>507290172
/Roll for Total Tkd

>>507289829 (OP)
That’s not funny, but im laughing anyways

>>507289829 (OP)
>Swarovski
so glass

>>507289829 (OP)
>bedazzled chair
>art
Do eurofags really?

>>507290215
if the world was only filled with high IQ whites we could have nice stuff out

>>507289829 (OP)
I honestly can't blame him. I know my dad would've done the same.
There's nothing that really signifies that it's an "art piece", besides the very easy to ignore slight platform I guess.
It almost feels like bait.

>Americans

>>507289829 (OP)
modern art installations are for kikes

>>507289829 (OP)
Chairs are for sitting on, either build it right or don't build it at all

Quintessential american moment
>Wow looky there! *BRAP*
>It ain't for sittin' Cletus! *QUERF*
>It'll just take a second Diane *WHEEZE*
>Ack! *SHART*
anyway total boomer death etc

>>507289829 (OP)
it will now be worth more and called an new art peice.
burger stabed in the ass by bits of glass live footage replayed on an old vhs tv combo.
artfags would eat it up

>>507289829 (OP)
Comedy gold. You've got both a fatty falling over and something precious being broken

As it turns out if you coat anything in priceless materials it becomes priceless. Even if it's just a shitty wicker chair tack'd out to look like a Shaniqua's blingie'd Iphone.

>>507290459
most galleries say not to touch anything. if it was a sittin' chair it would have just been a bench with a trash bin next to it

>>507290060
I love that little guy!

>>507289829 (OP)
Based.
Chairs are meant to be sat on.

>>507289829 (OP)
>muh art
Stfu

I visited the ethnographic museum recently, and the obese black female used as security guards to stand around doing nothing all day yelled at me for hitting a big African drum to see what they sounded like


Ask me anything about what race is superior I saw the art of every race in earth in that museum

>>507289829 (OP)
That isn't a selfie.

>>507289829 (OP)
is this supposed to be some gotcha? tourists who disrespect the country they're in are all garbage, including white americans who do it

>>507289829 (OP)
kek jokes on you, the art is worth more value now.

>the reality is art means nothing if it has no use, so my new art piece "man sits on chair" shows how humanity will always return to comfort over entertainment
or some gay shit

diamonds arent valuable

>>507289829 (OP)
>van gogh
It has nothing to do with van gogh. It was made by some woman.

sounds like your arts kinda gay

>"what if a chair but covered in fake diamonds"
>a few days after the horrific accident, the museum was breathing a sigh of relief. It had been able to restore the art piece to its original splendor.
shit-tier art, they should have left it broken. it was way more art as a monument to man's hubris.

>>507289829 (OP)
he was right, chairs are designed to be sat on.

>>507291262
Ango Gablogian, the art collector. Charmed, I'm sure.
That... I love. I absolutely love.

>>507289995
It's why mutts are hated in japan

Typical boomer faggot

>>507291627
not this one. this chair was art. are you really actually saying the world should have 0 art chairs?

>>507290970
Best art is from gays of all colors.

>>507290970
Europeans:
>incredibly superior, there were for instance hand made French tomahawks next to the native ones, the French one made from the same materials in the same condition looks like a magical artefact from a fairy tale, insane quality and precision difference

>North Americans natives and polar circle igloo people
Very high quality, definitely a worthy and intelligent race, very good looking feather jewelry for women and very finely made objects and weapons. Polar particularly innovative and high tech, literally invented modern anoraks, very cool art style

South Americans:
>decently impressive art and objects in terms of effort put in it but everything is very ugly and fucked up looking, lots of skulls, basically modern narcotraficante aesthetic, they really haven’t changed

Africans:
>I can’t even describe how bad it was, it was thousands of times worse than everything else in the museum, all disgusting obscene orkish looking figurines of obese women with torpedo tits and a protruding belly button, not even remotely shaped by a human, lazyiest people on earth made them, beyond hideous, and the gallery itself for Africa STANK, just from the wooden objects I don’t even know how it’s possible. Also the best crafted African objects were their insane wooden neck stands that they use to lay flat on the dirt ground with a solid hard object digging in their necks, different species

Polynesians:
>way way way worse than I thought, barely above abos, hideous poorly made things only
>New Zealanders had the most advanced and well made stuff, other pacific islands were basically nigger level, I expected Pacific Islanders to be a lot better

Vietnam and indochina:
>extremely impressive stuff, almost on par with the Inuit and European stuff, I was surprised too, but jungle Asian stuff was usually even better than the Chinese stuff

Japan:
>insane aesthetics, very impressive, but often they also make ugly fucked up stuff

>>507289829 (OP)
That is not a "selfie" you dip shit

OK so actually on closer inspection her work seems to be JUST made from swarovski crystels in brass settings. Which is why the chair fell over so easily, there's no actually a chair under the crystals, it's just crystals and hollow on the inside. Which is much more impressive, I'm not sure it's art but as a made thing, an example of artifice, it is kind of impressive

What did they expect people would think?
>i'm gonna make a chair nobody can sit on, cause that's good use of the name of art!
For 2 hours more, you could have made a chair.
Faggot.
Seems to me the fat guy IS the art.

>>507289829 (OP)
In this day and age i question who's the bigger idiot, the tourist or the museum.

>>507289829 (OP)
I don't even need a wheel chair and I'd do the same thing. The parliamentarians were right (to a degree). I would t expect a mutt to understand this.

>>507292216
The artist. I can hire a gook to get me 40 chairs in half the time, each of them holding 2 fat guys per.
It's the kind of shit people do when they can't think of anything else to do and have a nice daddy.
>this is a comment on the ...
?

A money laundering project wrecked by a hambeast.

kek based

>>507289829 (OP)
They were svaworski crystals. Expensive but not priceless

>>507289829 (OP)
Based.
Fuck modern """"art""""

>>507289829 (OP)
What a stupid nigger.

>precious work of art
>glass encrusted chair
Good riddance, bless this man's fat ass. Maybe they can use the space for real art now.

Dumbass amerilard

this is just low level rage bait. it's a chair. people are gonna sit on it.

>>507289829 (OP)
of course it's some fucking retarded ass boomer
God they're a fucking plague on humanity

>>507289829 (OP)
I guess that makes it modern fart now

>>507292707
no Klaus that's what I'm telling you, there IS no chair. imagine you coat a chair in diamonds, then somehow remove the chair, leaving just the coating.

>>507289829 (OP)
Meanwhile Chinese tourists

https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2025/06/02/chinas-terracotta-army-damaged-by-museum-visitor

>China’s terracotta army reportedly ‘damaged’ by museum visitor

https://www.archaeology.wiki/blog/2013/05/27/chinese-tourist-damages-egyptian-relief/

>A human figure depicted in relief has suffered serious damages, after a Chinese tourist carved his name on it

>>507289829 (OP)
Based fuck your gay chair “Italians”

>>507292026
I am not impressed by gay modern art. The chair is worthless to me and I would not want it if it was free. Were it strong enough to sit on you still would not want to sit in cut glass that would destroy your clothing and track glass shards around the house.

>>507292866
Wow it's empty. Veneer without substance. What a metaphor for modern art it truly was

>>507289829 (OP)
If a chair is not made to be sat in then it is not a chair.

>>507289829 (OP)
>a chair
>work of art

>>507289829 (OP)
>The art piece by Italian artist Nicola Bolla was named the “Van Gogh” chair, as it resembles a chair in one of the legendary Dutch painter’s most famous pieces.
That article has a clickbait title, the chair is some modern piece of trash made by a faggot who just puts 'crystals' on everything, and the 'crystals' are just pieces of glass.

>>507293121
>>507293132
conclusion: it is not a chair. it simply resembles a chair.

>see random chair against wall
>NO ITS ART!
>see empty table
>NO ITS ART TOO
>see bathroom door with sign over it
>PROBABLY ART TOO
>see water fountain
>ALSO ART
>see litteral jar of excrement
>ART
what is NOT art at this point inside an 'art' museum?

>>507291786
>Polar particularly innovative and high tech, literally invented modern anoraks, very cool art style
Interesting, the only one that was a surprise. Kind of makes me wonder why this isn't more widely known.

>>507289829 (OP)
Why wouldnt it be in a protective display case? These museums need to be responsible for at least doing the minimum to ensure their priceless crap doesnt get damaged by the public.

>>507290040
walmart diamonds

>>507292707
>what is the chair made from? I bet is fucking styrofoam, modern art is basically old lady crafts by young faggots

>>507293948
>Interesting, the only one that was a surprise. Kind of makes me wonder why this isn't more widely known.
They were very impressive in general
They live on the ice and have basically only animals as a resource, no wood

They would make everything, clothes, bags, tools, from the animals they hunt

They invented discount sun glasses made out of bones (snow goggles seems to be the usual English name for them) (you can look at their art style on them)

The invented the modern impermeable jacket with a hood that has ropes going around the face to adjust the size of the opening
They made these anoraks out of waterproof animal organ layers, the stitching was excellent on the example I saw (you really see the difference in perfectionism and attention to detail between races)

Their main fur coats are still warmer than the best modern high tech clothes for the same weight
Including an invention about a very wide fur circle around the heat that is being investigated now, and increases heat around the face more than being completely covered up, from the way it diverts the wind

Kayaks and igloos too, pretty impressive to figure out you can make a warm house out of snow

Their art was always stylized, minimalist and geometrical, I really liked the aesthetic, it’s a mix between caveman stuff and high tech design

The natives of west coast North America (heida) are a different group and slightly different race, but they also have a very cool and advanced art style, it’s the red black and white designs you sometimes see

>>507294946
>heida
Haina *

To add to the last post, Central Asia was also way way WAY better than I expected

European tier quality on the weapons and armor for Muslim warriors in Central Asia, introcate geometric patterns and Arabic calligraphy, insanely detailed art on every helmet
And it wasn’t painted; it was carved into the metal with mechanical precision and some parts had gold plating
Similar stuff for Persia and the ottomans

However Persian paintings were absolute garbage, which was a weird contrast to their armor
Perhaps hinting that at the time the warrior class had literally all the money in the country and all the artists worked for them exclusively

>>507289829 (OP)
Hope he farted when he sat down. That would be putting the Art in Fart.

It's some faggot turk boomer who just makes a crystal version of something WOAH

>>507291732
>>507289995
Why do you cucks allow millions of these fucking retards to swarm into your countries and take over, ruining everything? I realize that you do this with nigs and jeets too, but help me understand.

>>507290970
I don’t visit your nigdump country anymore. France Really is a black country now, like louisiana or something.

>>507296803
I didn’t ask mutt and we have far more white people % wise than america you’re one to talk

Obscenely based

>>507289829 (OP)
>Swarovski
>priceless gems
Lol what?

>>507289829 (OP)
Performance art.
They KNEW this would happen.
What Jew has the insurance policy on it?

>>507289829 (OP)
The big CHUNKY CHARLIE

>>507289995
Nope. Wrong like the nonwhite moron you've always been.

>>507289995
Notice how they said White like Italians aren't Whites (Europeans)

>>507291732
Only nonwhites say "mutt". You wish you were White like us.

>>507291786

>>507289829 (OP)
>Swarovski crystals

>inphographics

Even the Indian ambassador is a meme

>>507296669
Jews.

Case: Japan

When the shabbos goy Truman nuked Japanese civilians twice to submission and then Americans flew to Japan to force a new constitution for them, a Kike Rat tagged along.

Guess what the Kike Rat put in the new japanese constitution?
It put the part where japanese are not allowed by law to discriminate based on race or religion.

In other words, after thousands of years of isolation creating a perfectly harmonious society, the JEW forces them to accept kikes and their niggers.
There is nothing as destructive and perfidious in this world as the ugly dysgenic parasitic freak that is the inbred mongrelized JEW.

JEW goes around and destroys societies with genetics honed for thousands of years becoming of pure unmixed blood and thus great societies.
JEW wants to mix this blood, destroy this blood, destroy this society.

Letting a JEW in your society will result to THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION BEING UNDONE

>inb4 muh pearl harbor
Pearl Harbor was not a "surprise attack out of nowhere", the Marxist faggot Roosevelt had been waging a war in every way except boots on the ground invasion at that point, including starving Japan with a naval blockade.
Japan doesn't have oil so all its fuel needs to be imported, Roosevelt was blocking fuel and other resources from reaching them, they couldn't run their agricultural machinery, food trucks, their infrastructure, none of it, and they were facing starvation because of the faggot FDR wanting to drag USA into war for the jews

>>507296669
5 million Germans died to prevent this timeline from happening.
Killed by you, and the jewish communists (redundant, i know)

>>507289829 (OP)
Ohnono modern art sisters how can we recover?

>>507289995
>no stupid logos on their clothes
>full sized camera
>man purse
doubt

>>507289829 (OP)
>be an artist
>time to make some art
>bunch of machine cut glass laying around
>"been meaning to use this stuff..."
>make a chair out of glass
>put it on display
>"man I sure hope someone buys my glass chair..."
>someone sits down in the chair
>it breaks
>tfw

Not a real Van Gogh, just a name-aper.

>>507289829 (OP)
should have been roped off.
total fail on museum not tard proofing the room.

>>507291732
mutts arent hated in japan
blacks are

>>507289829 (OP)
Don't leave chairs you don't want people to sit in near people who want to sit.

>>507289829 (OP)
>the same people who like to claim ownership of italy constantly display zero respect for the cultural items
do you remember the roman empire

>>507289829 (OP)
>Swarovski crystals
>priceless
RETARD
ALERT!
They're literally glass, dumbass.

>>507301505
It's the perfect crime.
Now they can fine him millions of dollars.

>>507297020
I just checked. France has 68 million people in it and its 62% native french people.
USA has 340 million people and 75% white alone(not hispanic or mixed).
So no. You have not only less white people in your entire country than new york city you also have a lesser percentage wise.
Or do you count italians and algerians and spainards as white?

100 posts and no one posted a webm of the video of him sitting and breaking the chair. Lame fuckers

>>507302015
Can't squeeze blood from a stone.

>>507302058
>its 62% native french people.
>USA has 340 million people and 75% white alone(not hispanic or mixed).
America is 45% white where the fuck are you getting 75% from? Self reported? The sensus that counts all Africans as white?
And France is closer to 85% you’re nuts

>>507289829 (OP)
>white
you mean american

>>507289829 (OP)
Do you know what a selfie is?

>>507302613
The US government census for 2024.
I got the france demographic from wiki though. I don't fucking know or care to look harder for france demographics.

>>507289829 (OP)
Honestly? Fucking based. Fuck all that gayass art museum shit. all that stupid italy stuff is so obnoxious and a waste of time but everyone pretends to be interested in it and france too.

>>507302983
It's the shoulder thing that goes up.