Why can’t world conflicts be settled and fought 1v1 - /pol/ (#507291922) [Archived: 1113 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 3:26:17 AM No.507291922
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Anonymous ID: 6K6c1UysFrance
6/14/2025, 3:28:16 AM No.507292092
>>507291922 (OP)
Putting yourself at risk is stupid and stupid people don’t rise to power
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Anonymous ID: UUO3ImkyUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:28:49 AM No.507292148
>>507291922 (OP)
Because our politicians are fat old retarded cowards. There is no way they would be able to win a fight against anyone.
Anonymous ID: XLDm3Dd5Netherlands
6/14/2025, 3:29:29 AM No.507292199
>>507292092
>stupid people don’t rise to power
Yea its all geniuses. What a fucking retard.
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Anonymous ID: HGvDCHZoUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:29:39 AM No.507292214
>>507291922 (OP)
Because it doesn't really settle anything. The problem is still there, you just had a fight over it which solved nothing.
Anonymous ID: eLiDM5A4Germany
6/14/2025, 3:30:10 AM No.507292262
>>507292092
Tell that to Alexander the Great or Frederick II.
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Anonymous ID: jkeyT+lqUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:31:54 AM No.507292417
>>507291922 (OP)
Cause it'll turn into what UFC turned into. Originally combat, then jews, now gay rasslin with rules
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Anonymous ID: XLDm3Dd5Netherlands
6/14/2025, 3:31:56 AM No.507292420
>>507291922 (OP)
Because current rulers are subhuman and would be killed easily.
Duel based society would be 10 x better. Honor and bravery being superior value instead of greed would spread virtue.
Strong poeple are generally good. Weak poeple are generally evil.
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Anonymous ID: XLDm3Dd5Netherlands
6/14/2025, 3:33:13 AM No.507292528
>>507292417
Just one rule you cant have somoene else duel for you. That would solve everything.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 3:33:55 AM No.507292588
>>507292528
Kino
Anonymous ID: 6K6c1UysFrance
6/14/2025, 3:34:31 AM No.507292638
>>507292199
>Yea its all geniuses.
Not necessarily especially with hereditary monarchies but still smarter than the average pleb

Look at leaders today, trump, Putin, XI ximping, Trudeau, bibi, they’re all easily in the top 1% intelligence wise
Machiavellian rational and manipulative

>>507292262
>Tell that to Alexander the Great
Alexander the Greta came from a hereditary monarchy, he didn’t rise to power he was given power

> or Frederick II.
You mean the guy who ran away alone from his first battle and also inherited a throne from daddy? The homosexual who wasn’t involved in matters of state? That guy ? Weak argument.
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Anonymous ID: PuFLtf0hUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:35:58 AM No.507292758
>>507291922 (OP)
This is how the presidency should be decided
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 3:36:18 AM No.507292788
>>507292758
I heard Abe Lincoln was a decent wrestler
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Anonymous ID: HGvDCHZoUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:37:19 AM No.507292864
>>507292638
Don't bother. Right-wingers are generally imbeciles that don't think through the shit they say even for a second. Don't expect much of a conversation.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 3:38:12 AM No.507292919
>>507292864
>im just here for the abuse
Typical lefty
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Anonymous ID: 8ItgXnXKUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:42:12 AM No.507293279
>>507291922 (OP)

Both sides will cheat then they will arm a robot with body armor, stab proof clothing etc. Even if you kill the robot, nothing much was lost. War continues because no one cares about that duel anyways. Or both sides will use robots and then you're just watching a robot fight.
Anonymous ID: d68GzJisCanada
6/14/2025, 3:47:22 AM No.507293729
>>507292638
>You mean the guy who ran away alone from his first battle and also inherited a throne from daddy? The homosexual who wasn’t involved in matters of state? That guy ? Weak argument.
You know that one story about Frederick the great ruling against himself in court when a miller sued him for diverting his stream? In that moment Freddy showed more worth than you have in your entire fucking life you little twat
Anonymous ID: HGvDCHZoUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:48:30 AM No.507293823
>>507292919
Che would easily buck break Hitler in a wrestling match, so you should put him in charge. Until someone stronger defeats him in another wrestling match. This is how politics should be decided.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 3:50:10 AM No.507293975
>>507293823
Hitler was *akhshually* left wing
Lefties eating eat other like starving commies, typical
Anonymous ID: 7Bz65gaQCosta Rica
6/14/2025, 3:51:33 AM No.507294081
>>507291922 (OP)
it should be. anytime two countries go to war against each other gov't administration from both sides should be pitted against each other to the death in a stadium. which ever side wins is declared winners and install new administration in a losing country. all our senators and presidents would have to be karate max if they want to start shit
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Anonymous ID: HGvDCHZoUnited States
6/14/2025, 3:54:58 AM No.507294342
>>507294081
Uganda declares war on Thailand, defeats the king and annexes it. You are Africa now. Congratulations.
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Anonymous ID: 8Tal7lxKIreland
6/14/2025, 3:58:02 AM No.507294572
>>507291922 (OP)
1v1 champion fights were more about morale than deciding things, except for old pagan Europe where there were religious connotations to fighting. If the losing side thinks it can win then they'll just ignore the fight's outcome.
Anonymous ID: rWzDkBQqUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:01:23 AM No.507294849
>>507291922 (OP)
This use to be the case.
I forget the name of this type of battle, but each side sends their champion, and only one has to die, instead of hundreds.
David vs Goliath is one of them.
Anonymous ID: 6PJBj0UKRussian Federation
6/14/2025, 4:02:22 AM No.507294943
>>507291922 (OP)
because they're not conflicts between overgrown children. a man truly accepts defeat only when he's dead.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:03:01 AM No.507294996
>>507294943
Most men aren’t men
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Anonymous ID: sDbj7PfLUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:03:47 AM No.507295057
But what about nations with small men. And fatties.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:04:44 AM No.507295142
>>507295057
Guess they’ll have new management really fast
Anonymous ID: 6PJBj0UKRussian Federation
6/14/2025, 4:04:49 AM No.507295149
>>507294996
yes, and they're not in charge of conflicts, either.
Anonymous ID: zwq9dx0NUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:10:58 AM No.507295665
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haha it would be pretty gay if someone made an ai video of trump and xi wrestling completely naked all fat and hairy haha, and then like as their bodies are colliding with each other you can see the droplets of sweat splashing off of their colliding bodies, and then as the fight continues, they both get massive erections hahah

yeah that'd be totally gay haha
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Anonymous ID: bTVfM9LcCanada
6/14/2025, 4:13:11 AM No.507295846
>>507292638
>frogposting unironically
Now do Caesar and Genghis Khan
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:14:02 AM No.507295914
>>507295846
If genghis’ story is to be believed, he lived one hell of a life
Anonymous ID: 7Bz65gaQCosta Rica
6/14/2025, 4:14:27 AM No.507295952
>>507294342
so be it. I highly doubt niggers can kick mui thai's ass
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:15:23 AM No.507296029
>>507295952
Did you ever see the Buakaw VS Yi Long fight? That was kino as fuck
Anonymous ID: cz01rMRHUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:20:13 AM No.507296456
Trump Xi and putin fighting in a cage match would be kino af
Anonymous ID: RsV/rxtiUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 4:22:54 AM No.507296680
>>507292420
Leaders should always be the best fighters. If you can't fight then how can you call yourself a leader?
Anonymous ID: 6K6c1UysFrance
6/14/2025, 4:25:24 AM No.507296890
>>507295846
>Now do Caesar and Genghis Khan
Both self made and incredibly intelligent which was my point

Neither really put themselves in danger either, the most dangerous thing Cesar ever did was split off from most of his army to attempt to have a look around Britain, that didn’t end well
He never once fought from the frontlines, he was in danger several times because he worked on tight margins, his entire army being barely enough to win, or not enough, Cesar lost 3 battles in his life, 1 in Britain and 2 in Gaul, though he managed to escape in both cases and reunite his fleeing army

Not much is known about ghengis khan, the only source we have on his life are a Chinese book called the secret life of the mongols which may be completely made up as far as we know

Even in that book though he never did anything completely wreckleds unlike Alexander the Great (that one time he climbed on a castle alone without telling anyone, got shot and almost died being a good example lol, or that time he ran off in the desert on a chariot alone to track someone and also almost died )
Anonymous ID: wzGn7yBQUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:26:19 AM No.507296980
>>507295665
this joke format is so unfunny now
Anonymous ID: eLiDM5A4Germany
6/14/2025, 4:28:31 AM No.507297171
>>507292638
>Alexander the Greta came from a hereditary monarchy, he didn’t rise to power he was given power
How was Macedon powerful at that time? It was a fucking backwater.
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Anonymous ID: LzEaS7qMBrazil
6/14/2025, 4:34:29 AM No.507297705
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>>507291922 (OP)
Why can't we settle shit on Straftat?
Anonymous ID: rO3cjFMjUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:37:49 AM No.507297987
>>507292788
>Decent
The man was freakishly strong and famous for his wrasslin' skills
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Anonymous ID: fxG985aaUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:38:42 AM No.507298052
>>507291922 (OP)
Mutual combat is legal in Chicago.
Anonymous ID: Xp29llegUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:39:11 AM No.507298098
>>507291922 (OP)
G Gundam style
Anonymous ID: fTJk3G9KUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:39:42 AM No.507298140
I think people would accept and respect the outcome of a 1v1 Putin vs Zelensky more than any other outcome to the war.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:39:44 AM No.507298143
>>507297987
Forgive me, anon
I should’ve known better than to question Abe
Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:40:17 AM No.507298194
>>507298140
That’s what im saying
All the drone videos are disgusting
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Anonymous ID: 5UZmi4EoUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:41:20 AM No.507298295
>>507291922 (OP)
It would never actually solve the conflicts the only way to do that is by killing off mass amounts of your enemies to where they will never be a threat to you ever again.
Anonymous ID: ECPAMMkjUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:41:31 AM No.507298308
>>507292638
>Alexander the Great came from a hereditary monarchy
Alexander the Great was born king of Egypt, Persia, and Asia Minor?
Anonymous ID: fxG985aaUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:43:10 AM No.507298467
>>507298194
No. You're wrong there. The drone videos are hilarious. Watching Slavs die is like about 50% of the pleasure as watching jeets die but it's about on par with watching chinks die.
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Anonymous ID: R35++AE9United States
6/14/2025, 4:43:51 AM No.507298526
>>507298467
Gross
Anonymous ID: bVkBRvA3Spain
6/14/2025, 4:45:13 AM No.507298627
>>507298467
Shalom! Pissrael will cease to exist in the next decade.
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Anonymous ID: imayeo+5United States
6/14/2025, 4:46:07 AM No.507298693
>>507291922 (OP)
Because the rest of the world is more civilized than Wakanda nigger
Anonymous ID: nRbzF0BSUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:47:21 AM No.507298807
too much at stake.
Anonymous ID: fxG985aaUnited States
6/14/2025, 4:47:31 AM No.507298819
>>507298627
Good. I hope I see drone videos of that. Kikes are Slavs too and I fucking hate everyone but people of 100% Western European genetics (top half of France, the Island of Britain, maybe the Rhineland, and maybe the Low Countries).
Anonymous ID: XLDm3Dd5Netherlands
6/14/2025, 5:09:10 AM No.507300506
>>507292638
>he didn’t rise to power he was given power
Yea he was given power of whole of persia. What a delusional retard.

>Look at leaders today, trump, Putin, XI ximping, Trudeau, bibi, they’re all easily in the top 1% intelligence wise
Machiavellian rational and manipulative

Thats like saying a crackhead thief is smarter than a genius because he hit him with a crowbar behind his back and robbed him.

All of those poeple got power by kissing asses and sabotaging other asskissers. Threy are not napoleon style genius strategists you speak off. Often times not being too smart is a prerequizite for advancing in those structures.
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Anonymous ID: 6K6c1UysFrance
6/14/2025, 5:19:03 AM No.507301209
>>507297171
>How was Macedon powerful at that time? It was a fucking backwater.

It literally had conquered the entire Greek world under Philip of Macedonia the father of Alexander

Alexander only defeated a single opponent, the Persian empire, so it was basically a Greek pretender to the throne well liked by many both elites and masses in the Persian empire with his Greek army vs disunited commanders and city garrisons in the Persian empire

Like most successful conquerors he made himself shahanshah of Iran and pharo of Egypt

As for how he just had the best army on the planet and was pretty smart, it’s all it takes, two large but weak enemies, the best soldiers, and not being brain dead himself

Wars and history are often decided by who has the best army when war breaks out, quality wise
Anonymous ID: 6K6c1UysFrance
6/14/2025, 5:21:06 AM No.507301362
>>507300506
>Thats like saying a crackhead thief is smarter than a genius because he hit him with a crowbar behind his back and robbed him.
Well I am saying that

He wasn’t that smart if he relaxed

>All of those poeple got power by kissing asses and sabotaging other asskissers.
>it’s not smart to do what gives you success and results
But it is? Your notions of "a right and righteous way to do things" are pea brained stupidity
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Anonymous ID: njYGfuMmUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:29:07 AM No.507301921
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>>507297171
Philip II, Alexanders father watched the thebians ass rape the spartans while being held captive. The spartans had a hegemony over the greek states after the pelepenison war between their allies and the league ran by athens. Philip took note of how skimishing peltist could harass the heavy hopilites while cav could wipe out any support used against said peltest. Using all this he came back after escaping with a modernized army capable of killing the current meta. Skirms+Cav+Cheaper hopilites (in this case the philangites which used pikes instead of spears) were his main composition and Alexander learned how best to use them to essentially steam roll everything after Philip was assassinated.
Anonymous ID: XLDm3Dd5Netherlands
6/14/2025, 5:55:19 AM No.507303845
>>507301362
Nope you are just low iq.
Genius is genius. You cant redefine genius as " Sucsessful in current system".
Also your examples of "Most powerful men " are pea brained and stupid. Larry Fink is way more powerful than Trump Putin or Xi.
And bunch of poeple are even beyond him.
Your whole "philosopy" is just a cope for your shitty narcisistic behavior thats practically a standard in your country. Look where it led you. Keep going.