AMERICA HELP ME!!!!!

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FUCK AMERICA I LIVE IN AMERICA I'M MEXICAN I LOVE MEXICO DON'T SEND ME BACK THO!!!!!!

AMERICA GIVE US MORE MONEY FOR THE COCAINE I MEAN WAR WITH RUSSIA!!!!!!

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