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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

pecker pills
-dan

>>507297111 (OP)
TY breadmaker!

>negro still arguing nonsense

>15 mins later
>still letting this nigga just bang on

>little bro support

>>507297334
would ya look at that side butt

Dan's pecker is the size of a pill

it's great TV watching these lazy fucking tax thieves waste a fucking hour talking in circles with some high and retarded nigger instead of getting on with doing the jobs they are overpaid to do

>>507297334
>:12

>big friday night
>standing in back of truck smoking meth with a washing machine

THANK YOU BAKER

this episode is pretty bad......................heres hoping for some action

>>507297414
she got that right angle ass

>>507297470
There's always the next show

Arrest that Peterbilt!

>homeless
>please help!
This is why I don't give anything to beggars at intersections. 95% chance they're just addicts that threw their life away.

>want to help iran
>throw hot dog at kike

>>507297414
have mercy

i can't stop shitting
this will be shit #4 since supper

>>507297620
> homeless
> owns a fucking truck that he could make money with

>>507297725
Thoughts and prayers anon

the trivago guy reminds me of boogie; their dental implants are so ducking big it looks like it hurts them to smile

>>507297725
i haven't taken 4 shits this week da fuck you doin man

>>507297553

TRUE

i usually only watch Fridays cause Fridays is pizza night

>>507297849
Probably ate McDonald's.

>>507297746
It's not always that easy anon.
Just like working out if you do it every day then yeah lifting seems natural but imagine you've never been to the gym and during the course of your life you've also developed a number of unhealthy habits and addictions or diseases.
I'm not saying they can just beg forever but they're not in the same privileged position that you or I are in.

>>507297876
fridays is my families pizza night too
i been cooking them almost 30 years

>>507297746
unironically you could have a box van like that. Half the cube is a tiny house you live in. Back half of the cube is your cargo for hot shotting business.

>>507297997
>half half hammock and crack den

>>507297951

respect

i grew up with my great grandmother hand crushing tomatoes and making dough via a mechanical scale

i love pizza nights

>someone is dying and there is a lot of blood
Cool, now we know they'll cut away the second he actually arrives. Feel free to enjoy the gripping footage of him driving to the scene there though before we cut away to commercial break for another five minutes, goys

Would not

What the fuck is this woman doing?

>>507297710
notice that they cut their denim shorts with the precision of a jeweler to expose the ideal portion of their ass. but you should want to marry them.

>>507298093
>that smell when you handle some real gourmet tomato's

pizza night keeps families together

>>507298123
you btfo

that is indeed a lot of blood

F DAaan!

I thought it was just a crackhead making a false report, but shit, that's a whole lot of blood, yeah

>>507298233
Was I? lol

suntanned stabbing suspect

DAN!!!
COPS DIED FOR THIS TRASH

Stabber discovered!

>>507298269
crackhead part seems accurate too

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

Usual suspects

AHHHHHH

>>507297334
i remember anon putting a protractor on dat ass, lol

>>507298288
Yeah they obviously can't show some dudes open gory face on TV. But that was blood everywhere...

WHAT IS THIS

iced vovo now 50% gone

>>507298223

<3 wholesome

>>507298320
das rayciss!

>>507298376
BRO
maybe 30 years ago
sure as shit not now
it would though

>>507298413

No teeth.

>Sorry. I just started stabbin'
Well at least he's honest

>>507298413
COPS used to all the time.

>>507298520
>worlds thinnest jaw award winner

DO
NOT
TALK
TO
COPS
every single clip I swear to God
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
talk to a lawyer not the police

>>507298540
I miss Cops. And America's Most Wanted.

he leakin

That's a lot of blood

>>507298540
That was the before times.

Richie seems to have "spontaneous utterance" stuck in his brain.

>>507298607
DO NOT MAKE
SPONTANEOUS UTTERANCES
TO THE COPS

i can tell by that large pooling that the stabee collapsed there pretty soon after
>dexter watching blood expert

>>507298629
I miss Nye county

>>507298767
yeah pretty much
The most important lesson for anyone watching this show is to shut the fuck up around police. Do not say a single thing. Shut the fuck up. Talk to a lawyer.

>>507298745
How the FUCK is he still alive

>>507298790
Me too
I miss Officer InfoWars

>>507298790
Gay

>>507298850
You'd be surprised how much blood the human body has and how much more it can lose before dying.

>>507298850
Why did the guy stab him; I missed it.

Has anyone here donated blood?

>>507298850
>>507298895
what they showed is less than 500mL
you can lose up to 2L and still be alive (not well)

>>507298895
serial killer detected

>>507298990
he's been bleedin the whole time tho

>>507298938
Suspect and him got into a fight and the suspect said the victim was choking him

Jesus christ, what was your entire life if you are living in this type of housing as an adult? These are horrific in general, then the residents there are like mutants. What are my eyes even seeing?

>>507298939\
no
i faint if they even just take a little sample
also all the penis taking is a nono i hear

>>507298938
he said they got in a fight and stabee was punching him

Phew, tuned in just in time for a break

>>507298939
I used to sell plasma

>>507298850
Might not be

>>507297725
Sounds like too much grease or food poisoning.
>>507298790
Wasn't Nye on last weekend?
>>>507297241
LOL

If you're standing on the balcony of your apartment being a looky loo, and a cop asks you to go wait in your apartment, do you legally have to listen to him? Like, are you breaking a law if you refuse to do so?

>>507299144
>tune in literally anytime to OPL
>ad

>>507299099
>What are my eyes even seeing?
Poverty.

>>507299192
I’d say yes because he’s giving a lawful order

>>507299192
In the United States, the answer depends on the specific circumstances and the officer's authority. Generally:

If the officer has reasonable suspicion that you're involved in a crime or posing a threat, they might detain you. Refusing to comply could lead to arrest or further investigation.
If the officer is directing you for safety reasons (e.g., crowd control or emergency), you might be required to follow instructions.
If you're simply being asked to move for no specific reason, you might not be legally obligated to comply. However, refusing could escalate the situation.

It's essential to understand your local laws and regulations. If unsure, it's often best to cooperate and seek clarification or legal advice later.

>>507299192
some jurisdictions have laws against interfering with an investigation and depending on how close you are to the scene you could get hit with it
seemed like they were only saying it to people standing near the blood

>>507299109

>also all the penis taking is a nono i hear

>>507299157
Nye hasn't been on for two years or so

>>507299211
And the worst part of all is they replaced the old DampRid commercial and they never show Alan anymore. Legit sad about this.

>insurify
>cut out the middleman!
>adds a new middleman
consoomers are retarded

>>507299211
It's the comforting lobotomised glow of american tv content

>>507299192
Not unless you're actively interfering with their investigation. Assuming your balcony isn't part of the crime scene you can tell them to piss off.

>>507299303
Just seems to me you have a right to stand on your own porch and stare if you want to.

>>507299348
he's GAWN!

>>507299192
Maybe? Depends on if the cops and the judge see it as disobeying a lawful order. Outside on the ground during an actively dangerous scene, yes. On a second floor balcony, not sure. We've seen people get arrested on their porches during riot curfews.

>>507298609

Addy Perez is a cop in Richland County. She still appears on OnPatrol from time to time.

>>507299348

You don’t understand…he’s gawne

>>507299347
What was the Nevada dept that was on recently?

Is this Chet Hanks

>>507299483

Cops LOVE it when you pretend to run away

>>507299570
vegas

That guy looks too old for that amount of tattoos.

>>507299570
Las Vegas
the most boring department EVER!
they might show them tonight too

>spic sidestep
he got jokes

tattoos are so greasy

>covered himself in black ink
>"I dindu nuffin"

>>507299643
Fullerton CA was pretty boring too

Lmao beaners mocking the tattooed retard

how did he lose all the teeth but only on one side

>>507299192
The real question to ask is can the cop arrest you if you don't listen to him

>>507299696

just straight up heavy metal poisoning your liver your entire life

i truly don't understand the hype

>>507299750
you're right
there was one in Washington state too

>mexican arrested
>taco truck within feet
too easy

These cops see their regular suspects more often than I see my friends

danny brown has tracked a pack of feral negroes

enjoy the 4 inches of rain that is coming into your car through the sunroof, nogs

>>507299874
The Nose!

>>507299874
by smell

I don't smoke weed, but why are cops always finding shake and ashes every time?

>>507299874
danny brown talking about Mars Attacks

Based Mars Attacks enjoyer. That movie is legit good.

>Mars Attacks
>Old movie

of course the blacks have to argue the law that they know so well

>>507299970
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

1996 is about the time danny brown started

>>507300013
Ngl boys this depressed me too.

well I know this is late but the first guy they showed tonight was caught with a 1/2 lb of weed, kept trying to site some bill that wasn't even law, argumentative (they all are saying the same thing over and over) and what do you know, the black cop lets him go. i mean it's just fucking insane. you made a big deal about probable cause when you smelled weed. then when you find a felony trafficking amount (your words) you let him go?????????????????

Oops all fake!

Dude has on a fake chain, fake watch, white hat, and no shirt, covered in hundreds of hours of tattoos carrying fake money. He's pretending to be wealthy?

>>507299936

Because a lot of people smoke and a lot of them are slobs.

>>507300055
how old is everyone here?
I'm 46

ah mahne
you guuuh mahne?

Nice drainage

>bmw hits 2 inches of water
>disabled

>hydrolocked the bmw
that'll be $15,000

>>507300243

>the ultimate boating machine

>>507300214
39

>>507299630
>>507299643
>vegas
ugh.
>>507299750
Fullerton at least reminds you why not to live in southern California.

>>507300243
>female driver
>water over the curb
Bit more than 2 inches, but that car is not supposed to drive through that much water.

>>507300243
Top kek
Who the fuck is dumb enough to buy a BMW

Is legitimately every car at night full of weed
This shit looks so easy for the cops

>>507300340
No, they legitimately get a 6th sense for drugs.

White boys need to straighten up. This type of behavior is NOT acceptable in civilized society.

>>507300606
>what goyslop does to a motherfucker

Holy shit guys. "On this day in history" the court case requriing cops read what are known as the Miranda Rights" happened June 13th, however long ago when some dude named Miranda got set free of kidnapping because he confessed during interrogation!

she ruined the bmw

>>507300574
Old/beat up Buicks, Cadillacs and other luxury brands, Hyundai Elantra, Nissans, Kia Forte, and of course Dodge Chargers.
Cars not to bother pulling over: Subarus (always lesbians/homos and/or old bag liberals)

This guy sounds so fucking bored even in a car chase kek

this is some GTA shit now

>>507300950
that's his normal self
>>507300000
wasted?

this cop sucks ass at pitting

>pit

how do they not understand you need to hit the rear axle not the bumper

i'm sorry, chevy equinox, i wasn't familiar with your game

Wigger suspect

trash people. put them away for a decade

Gotta hit that vape

>>507297791
>>507297849
>>507299157
had surgery a month ago but my damn body just isn't improving

What did the passenger get charged with?

Buck status

>>507301217
I've always said if you have face, neck or hand tattoos, you're not a good decision maker and I don't want anything to do with you.

>>507300893
Exactly.

>>507301224

I see so many vape cartridges and geek boxes and batteries on the road every single day. Fucking disgusting. How hard is it to not litter

>>507301242
What kind of surgery?

>>507301272

I’ve got one just under my chin that says "you’re wrong."

Bet you they're black. Niggers love walking around the store eating shit

>zesty police officer in oklahoma
this ain't the country i grew up in

>>507301242
Damn that sucks. Probiotics like kefir, you can rub your belly counterclockwise to stimulate digestion, breathing exercises can help.

Anyone have the vlc media player stream?

>>507300337
same reliability as jaguar, none
kek my dad bought 2 jaguars the one time he got lucky in the stock market and now neither of them run
complete waste of money

>>507301597
check the previous thread

>>507301623

>>507301482
adjust your zest meter. that's a good ole boy.

>>507301597
not for a tripfag

>>507301597

https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Lmao of course it’s a dildo

>alt
>erat
>ions

some futuristic small business in this strip mall

Why do people drive around with dildos?

>>507301320
ileostomy takedown
bowel surgeries are god damn brutal
i'm missing those iv pain meds, holy shitttt
>>507301495
kefir is nice.. i should probably get some but i never had luck with probiotics before

Weird looking jelly donut.

>Traget
whites?

>>507301779
kek

Somehow not surprising that they look like this

>>507301933
kek

That's a big dude working security at Target. Usually not the case at these big box stores

Half right. A nigger and a heffer

>>507301943

No reason to be concerned. Case will get dismissed and they'll do it again

pecker pills take 2

>>507302204
LOL based Bruce

>>507302073
>That's a big dude
For you.

>>507302180
because stores drop charges? Or town does?

>mask on headrest

anything to take the transit lane

>>507302180
>Case will get dismissed and they'll do it again
Sounded like the cop said it would be a $500 fine
And the thief said "Ok, I got that"

A niggress & a heifer, both with aposematic hair dye.
kek. So retarded & delusional. Totally unaware that they're a meme & NPCs; and being discussed on an internet forum

>>507302284
DAs refusing to prosecute

>>507302320
sure but they don't care, no consequences for their actions

>skechers slip ins
>bestseller in the pen

>>507302180
possibly, in OK if it's over $500, it's a felony
but it'll probably just be a slap on the wrist

>>507302130
i have to drink the whole thing?

Rapid deployment of cops making $100k a year driving a $100k truck, to administer $200 narcan shots for free while insulin is $400 to children.

I'm all in support of telling them they shouldn't do drugs anymore and leave them be. Boggles the mind we spend hundreds of thousands of dollars keeping useless people alive.

>pecker pills again

>>507302284
>>507302343
In my experience and literally this week. It's the judge that will drop it. I've only seen a small handful of my cases resulting in the person getting time

>>507302532
yes

>lacie
someone screenshot this junkie seems she's as good as we get tonight

and ya beat me

>you can't park here sir

>>507302995
>>you can't park here sir

>>507302767
fresh kefir
i'll try it in one go

>>507303022
i was like how has this massive fuck off head dog got into a tiny gap
i see some woods missing now

>>507302909
That is a hard wall to be hitting. Poor girl.
Wasn't there an Anon who was picking up prettier homeless white girls, taking them out to dinner and teaching them about national socialism and White Pride?

>>507303144
>sugar daddy to homeless sluts
>frugal

>>507303086
It's made a world of difference for me. It's so good that I make it now. Best of luck with the gut.

>gooning in the garage
>get a vyper chair

>>507303235
I'm not sure if he ever saw any action from it, but he did it for a while. Would post pics and AMA sometimes.

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note tonight?

>hit the brakes
>it's the gas

>>507303314
Vyper chair is just the right hieght for >>507301933 >>507302071

>>507303314
>vyper

take some pecker pills
that'll get it up

>>507303022

>heard your bitchass was talkin shit

>>507303500
There's been more action in /opl/ than on OPL tonight. Tomorrow night might be wild, though.

>pecker pills in the urethra
>vyper chair
>led dildo
>goon party in the garage
good times

>>507303582
one can only hope

fuck should've waited and added
>ODd and unconscious skinny junkie

>arrested for napping in the bathroom

Her accent is like black velvet. Damn.

>>507303714
if she put on a little weight, she'd be a hottie

>>507303582
Can we get some predictions or bets going on which cities will erupt into violence tomorrow? I checked and there are several cities around me that are doing this. So fucking gay. Its supposed to rain all day tomorrow so I hope they all get pneumonia and die.

>>507303500

A dildo, several people with gas station aphrodisiacs, guy who couldn’t pronounce "excessively", and a guy who lost a lot of blood after being stabbed in the face in some sort of beach house section 8 building in FL. The suspect readily admitted it too, saying it happened during a fight and that he "just started stabbing"

>>507303833
You forgot
SPONTANEOUS UTTERANCES

>>507303807
Philly is said to be a hotspot. But I think the left knows how bad the optics are and don't want another summer of 2020. They're focused on midterms and 2028.

THERES A CAT STUCK OH FUCK FUCK

I hope she's okay!

>dan ends on las vegas

the cat hates him

>cat tears out his jugular
would be a great end

>There's a cat in a van
>It had water and food, and the owner cooperated
That's the best Vegas has to offer?

G'night anons

>>507304105
Nah, the cat was just scared.
Kind of a heartwarming segment to end on.
See you tomorrow frens. Let's hope for some retarded No Kings Day action!

>>507303807
>LA
Guaranteed.
>other So-Cal cities, Denver, SF,
Maybe.
>Portland, Seattle.
Likely.
>Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit
Likely.
>East Coast cities
Maybe.
Should be interesting.

>>507304258
Why didn't the right organize to roll coal on these faggots?

>>507304354
I'm sure there will be some action but it's also a big Why Bother. Still could produce some kino.

>>507304973
Marshawn Lynch taking the Antonio Brown route in retirement