Can /pol/ give me tips on how to get a girlfriend?

just be yourself

just be yourself

>>507298122
what if I'm hateful,bigoted, and misogynistic?

>>507298029 (OP)
pol told me chicks dig mysoginy. now i'm just a lonely mysoginist.

>>507298029 (OP)
You can't. Don't try online dating either because it's full of pig butcher scammers

>>507298493
I lift and swim 5/6x a week and even the fattest of slampigs stick their nose up at me.

Make sure your car is a common model in a common color
Ensure your room is soundproof and has locks.
Spent a lot of time cruising town figuring out a good location to get yourself a GF.
Make sure you're not weaker than a girl.

>>507298710
kek wtf

>>507298029 (OP)
don't be jewish

>>507298029 (OP)
You're inside too much. Try to expose yourself to females.

Go to college Part time, try going to new restaurants or stores (keep it short and quick if you flirt with an employee).

Also shower and get new clothes. You probably smell like gooner milk and your drip is outdated

What you might not wanna hear but works: if you date a fat chick or a ugly one, girls that weren't checking you out will find you more attractive. They might also have hot friends you can dm slide

>>507298029 (OP)
Invest in chloroform, large dog cages, and a basement with no windows in your home. Digging a large hole and having plenty of lotion for their skin helps too.

Maybe if you kys and they you'll have 72 virgins?

>>507298682
Are you a manlet?

>>507298861
Doesn't work in America. Womens standards are too high.

>>507298029 (OP)
chloroform is actually quite simple to make.

>>507298122

Doesn't work, more thank likely everyone on this site is autistic and has niche interest and hobbies that bore or turn females off.

Your internal speak is too feminine or two Schizo

sounds like you aren't attractive enough, anon. otherwise they would approach you. truth hurts. trust me.

>>507298029 (OP)
Move to another country

>>507298861
I go outside all the time I'm very busy.

I flirt with girls all the time, the last girl i fucked was some girl I met because she was walking her dog in my neighborhood.

My drip IS outdated because I am very frugal.

I have no social media I only get with girls I meet organically

>>507298950
5'10 and buff

>>507298029 (OP)
1. Be Chad
2. Don't not be Chad

>>507298029 (OP)
Just be content with yourself . How is a hole gona fill your hole? just be yourself , it cheaper to be with yourself. Just Whack it
https://youtu.be/qTkEt3YmmmU?t=9

>>507298029 (OP)
It's dated, but I'll try.

First off, it's a numbers game.
There is no such thing as 'the one foe you'.
Define acceptable targets and start hitting on them. DO NOT FORM AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT. That effeminate behavior will ensure failure.

Once you have chosen an acceptable form of female companion, quickly come to terms with the fact that when you get one, she will still disappoint you.

In other words, the battle in your own heart and mind is the one you must win if you want to succeed.

Here's a starter list of things that will help.
8 Psychological Cheat Codes That Actually Work (IRL!)
https://youtu.be/-bQ_a3sdxF4

1. The “Yes Ladder” – Get People to Agree
2. The Power of Pause – Instant Respect Boost
3. The “Mirror” Technique – Make Anyone Like You
4. Use People’s Names – Be Remembered
5. Dressing One Level Higher – Gain Authority
6. The 5:1 Ratio – Supercharge Your Relationships
7. The Confidence Loop – Fake It, Then Feel It
8. 90-Minute Sleep Cycles – Wake Up Refreshed

Remember to tell the truth.
Lying is for women.
Plus, it's easier to keep track of.

You need to be as clean and neat in appearance as you can be.
Some calisthenics will help you both physicall and mentally.
Pushups, leg lifts, squats, and pull ups are a good enough base line. The pull ups will broaden your shoulders.

Long term, you need someone who's crap you can tolerate enough to work on them.

YOU HAVE TO SPEAK TO WOMEN.
Just start with, "Hi." until that is not a problem.
From there, "Hi, I'm anon. Nice day isn't it." A statement, not a question. No questions yet. Get comfortable.
Then, "Hi, I'm anon, nice day, isn't it. What's your name." By this time, you should be confident enough to elicit a response in at least a sizeable minority of cases.

Go from there.

>>507299159
My face is mid(i assume) but i have perfect teeth, nice hair, white, and i lift.

>>507298349
My wife was basically a communist when I met her. Now she's prowhite.

>>507299401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8

1.pennis
2.and also dicke and balls
3.

>>507298029 (OP)
It's not worth it bro. Just enjoy the quiet.

>>507298349
my asian gf agrees with my hateful, bigoted and (sometimes) misogynistic views. get one of those. note: needs to be from an actual asian country. asian american girls are just white women with slanty eyes.

>>507298029 (OP)
Get a job. Get a car. Practice basic hygiene. Set realistic standards.

There you go. You have a girlfriend.

>>507299073
It worked for me. As long as your hobbies aren't those of a manchild like videogames, anime or marvel films it will work. For example my hobbies include archery, hiking, fishing and bushcraft. She does all those things with me now despite having no interest in them when I met her. It's not about the hobbies. It's about spending quality time together.

>>507298029 (OP)
>Can /pol/ give me tips on how to get a girlfriend?
Van
Couch
Fake Cast
Poodle
Chloroform or a good right hook punch
Pit in basement of your house
Cool tunes
Dresses
Makeup

>>507298029 (OP)
The more you chase after pussy, the more you repel women. They can smell your desperation from a mile away.

>>507301705
>The more you chase after pussy, the more you repel women. They can smell your desperation from a mile away.
This is VERY TRUE.

Put on a wedding ring and act like even the hottest girl in the room couldn't get you, and you will be swamped in pussy.

Women are COMPETITIVE with each other. That's it.

>>507298029 (OP)
Just be Chad

>>507301886
Chad ran off with Tyrone and became Chandra.

>>507298029 (OP)
you have to leave the house
do stuff
sign up for a class at your community college
take lessons for something
be positive
be clean
you'll meet girls just by participating in activities
after interacting for a while and get to know them a bit, ask them to go to some local event with you in a casual way "hey, I was going to go check out the blues festival, would you want to come along?" make sure its something youre interested in too
if they say yes, go and take them and hang out and be positive and have fun
if they are positive and you guys can chit chat, when you wrap up ask them if they want to hang out again sometime
actually reach out and ask them to something else
keep doing this
keep doing this and transition to more date type stuff if they seem cool

>>507298029 (OP)

Yeah.

You need to find your purpose before you find a woman. If you're just aimlessly drifting, day by day and hoping that romance will give it some sort of meaning, you are neither ready nor able to give yourself to someone else.

As soon as you find your path in life and start towards a progression, that's when opportunities with women present themselves naturally.

I was a neet between 18-25. Never held a woman's hand. Finally found a shit job that would hire me, they laid me off because I was an autist a year later. But that experience got me another job I liked, found passion in it, got to know my coworkers, met my wife and now I'm married at 31 and the manager at my workplace and we're trying for our first kid and buying a home.

If you told me that it would all happen or was even possible 6 years ago when I was sitting on r9k and playing minecraft 8 hours a day, I would have it was a pipedream. You have to just put yourself out there, work your hardest and go in uncomfortable situations. Unfortunately, discomfort is the only way to grow. Otherwise you just stagnant and nothing ever changes.

>>507298029 (OP)
Drugs.

>>507298029 (OP)
Why do you want a girlfriend?

>>507298029 (OP)
have lots of funny anecdotes (life experience). Own awkward pauses by being aloof and comfortable. Psychologically mog her with eye contact, receptive women will want to be mogged. (confidence) Have money, hygiene and a car (sexiness).
Experience, confidence, sexiness. Now go forth and find a woman.

>>507303604
>Why do you want a girlfriend?
For PP holes bro, why else?

I'm guessing youre ugly since you're posting here. You have to either get an ugly girl or be really funny. Don't buy women stuff, that's how you get saved in her phone as "free lunch"

>>507302422
>once you find your path, opportunities will present themselves

>tfw no gf
>everyone tells you it’s about looks or money
>truth is: looks help you get a girl, but not keep one
>money gets attention, not affection
>even power only works if you actually have *presence*
>you know what women actually stick around for?
>direction
>identity
>purpose
>be interesting
>even if your thing is niche or weird, own it
>want to build the biggest Funko Pop collection on Earth? go for it
>beats being the 500th guy who “likes hiking, fishing, video games”
>conviction is attractive
>generic is forgettable
>women can sense when you’re building something bigger than yourself
>when you have that fire, they’ll come close just to feel the heat

I could actually tell you but you won't do it

>>507303683
Anon... you don't even have a clue my brother.

>>507298029 (OP)
Ignore everyone ITT
To have a girlfriend you need a social life. That would be:

a) Going to college. Hanging out/studying and going out with people from college
b) Have a hobby were you periodically meet new people (no, gym does not count).
c) Have a shit ton of money and people will just orbit around you naturally.
d) Be incredibly good looking and charismatic (if you have to ask how to get a girlfriend you are neither of these things, not even close)

If you want a girlfriend ignore dating apps. Best relationships are made naturally, through friends.

>>507298029 (OP)
I just kept adding 19 year old girls on snapchat with daddy issues then I flew one out here to see me.

Now I got a 19 year old girlfriend

>>507299897
Kek that is funny

Most pussy I got in my life was back when I was unemployed and just smoke pot all day

>>507298029 (OP)
The best approach is to approach as many women as physically possible. 2nd of all don't smell like shit and don't look like you haven't showered in a year, lose weight if you're fat, wear clothes that normies would wear, never be direct or creepy with women, as in be sexual. But most important is approaching as many women as physically possible but make sure you don't rush the approach and seem like a chill guy. The uglier you are the more you're going have to ask.

>>507298029 (OP)
>you just i just you just give ger a firm handshake

>>507298029 (OP)
lift

girl here. maybe my standards are low, but as long as you’re witty and don’t smell like deli meat, you’ll be fine. good luck!!!

>>507304728
>don’t smell like deli meat
Not even pastrami?

>>507304728
>tfw I'm rich, 6'3, super muscular and very charismatic but smell like deli meat

>>507305035
especially not pastrami.
also! smelling bad is one thing, but masking your bad smell with cheap cologne that smells like your grandpa’s bar of irish springs in his shower is worse ;)

>>507305596
Well I don't use soap, so at least that's going for me.

So no soap, no cologne. No deli meats.

What else? Is it all about smells?

>>507305555
Checked. Find an Italian girl, if you smell like gabbagool she'll be on your salami in no time.

>>507298029 (OP)
Just be attractive, works for me.

>>507298029 (OP)
It`s a numbers game, play it
If you have interests, seek similar
Be confident if you can, they like that
Don`t use lines, they never ever work
Don`t lie to impress, they smell that shit
Don`t be a despo, clingy or "looking for mom"
Be you, if you are a total weirdo, just be less you Try to make a good first impression, women judge fast
And have fun with it, they really do love men with humor

>>507298029 (OP)
bash them with your club and take them back to your cave

>>507298349
Then don't pick up chicks from lib-arts college campuses. This isn't as hard as you think.

>>507298029 (OP)
Girls used to flirt with me all the time back when i still went out of my commieblock.Too bad i am mental midget so i did not notice it and i missed things most only dream of.

>>507298682
Slampigs are just incels of the opposite sex. The only reason they stick their nose up at you is because they're insecure and refuse to believe a chad like you is giving fat broads like them the time of day. If they say no and call you ugly, you just let it roll off your chest and body shame them. for being so fat. Make sure to do it in front of her girl posse as well so that when they see her cry hog tears, they'll throw themselves at you for the alpha male that you are.

>>507298029 (OP)
Become a doctor.
(Nurse tang guaranteed)

>>507298029 (OP)
if you are ugly then u have zero chance

>>507298029 (OP)
dont be a neet, at the very least become a criminal

>>507298029 (OP)
If you are higher than a 1/10 you have a chance. If you genuinely put yourself out there, it’s honestly not that hard. Your standards have to be low though

>>507298029 (OP)
Talk about Hitler a lot , women seem to like that

>>507298029 (OP)
be rich

>>507307498
Not true , fun , nice , confident, support yourself ,is way more important, if she is looking for long term , even just a fuck. Creeps even if good looking don’t do well.

>>507298029 (OP)
Beats me. I’m worth millions and chicks don’t even look at me

>>507298029 (OP)
First step, change your mindset. Try reading no more mr nice guy. It'll give you a different perspective and maybe that's what you need

>>507298349
im very openly all those things and bitches love it. You just have to be an actual man and theyll think its hot / funny and end up agreeing with you very quickly. You need to be reasonably attractive, fit (not fat at a minimum), and fuck the shit out of her until her legs are literally shaking and she taps out cause her pussy cant take it (you need to do this the first 3 times you fuck her). Money helps a lot too. But thats the hardest part

If you arent good at sex, let me help you: take drugs to acquire a super dick that never comes. Ill let you figure that stack out. But its never been easier to acquire. Never let her know your secret weapon in that regard

>>507299638
Holy shit is that Boyd Rice?

>>507299826
>Asian gf
Imagine having to look at your half-Asian effeminate shrimp dick son everyday just because you are an anime gooner and aren’t charming or smart enough to get at LEAST and latina or thin white girl. Dating an ansian woman is the proverbial bottom of the barrel / low hanging fruit. Absolutely insane work, and very sad!

>>507308391
>take drugs to acquire a super dick that never comes.
Clomipramine & Tadalafil
the latter is traditional boner pill
the former delays ejaculation

>>507299773
/thread

>>507298029 (OP)
No. GF is a sin that cause suffer you don't need that. What you do need is wife for life.

If you need love ... don't get a women it is too early for you go to your mom. When your life full of joy and everything goes as it should... then you can give extra to mew life coming in this world.

>>507298029 (OP)
gonna trvth nvke the thread before jannies banish it

Attraction is an instinct meant to get healthy pairs to breed.
Physical health mostly comes from good digestion and moderate physical activity and if you didnt have it going on when you were younger you will be behind, but you can still catch up if you eat the optimal human diet. Basically red meat and saturated fats is the best thing you can eat. Too much fibre is bad, fibre is a bad food its hard on your digestive system. Red meat heals digestive system. Sugar and caffeine are both drugs and poisonous in doses that are seen in modern fruits. When your body is in a keto state it has a stronger immune system but that doesnt just mean immune system does things better than before it literally has different functions and starts killing parasites and bacteria that it wasnt really fighting before because it was busy dealing with blood sugar issues.

In our social world physical attraction is only a part of the game and mental health is a huge part of attraction especially for women more so than men. Mental health is down stream of physical health, its not a totally separate thing really. but keep in mind that mental health is attractive instinctively because a mentally healthy person is more relaxed. WHen you are relaxed you will just instinctively do all the little things naturally that are attractive and when you are anxious you do all the little things that give women "the ick".
High fat animal based diet is also very good for mental health btw, some psychiatrists even put schizo patients into remission by prescribing keto diets.

>>507310171
most of you retards dont deserve this info but some of you do so there you go. most wont believe me or will even think im just wrong so whatever.

be tall

Trust me OP you don't want these women as your gf and if you seriously want to get laid that bad just hire an escort. It's cheaper than getting some woman knocked up and then divorced raped.

>>507298029 (OP)
Luck