Thread 507298961

i talked to a 30 year old woman and 12 year old boy who didnt know chickens come from eggs. they walked down the street and asked me about how my chickens work. at some point they didnt know chickens hatch from eggs. they just knew they get eggs from the supermarket and eat them. they were white. americans are so fucking stupid its unreal. this story is real and in the deep south i encounter retard after retard. especially the woman, straight up fucking retarded.

>>507298961 (OP)
which came first? the chicken or the egg?

>>507299262
the egg

>>507299262
Hope this helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkpRrtHzlVs

>>507299642
They don't teach'em like they used to.

>>507299262
the egg has to come first before it can be cracked :3

>>507298961 (OP)
>be me
>fat lady over 300 pounds
>(that's 543 stones for you brits)
>walking with my 12yo autistic boy
>he's my world
>see gentleman walking the opposite direction
>as we approach, I know just what I have to do
"Excuse me, good sir. How do your chickens work?"


I don't know, something doesn't feel right about this story.

>>507300233
Lol

>>507300233
She was being flirtatious and OP was just too autistic to pick up on it.

>>507298961 (OP)
Hey you hate new york you hate people who speak big words.
Move sounds like you yearn for the north.